This is why I need access to a global delete button on the Internet. http://t.co/cgfQpSpZG4

"Shit's easy syndrome" http://t.co/fpJOQzD29l

Maybe, you'll think of me, when you are all alone https://t.co/LurJp8lTHk

Mozilla have made many stupid gimmick moves to try & regain market share for a while, but this is really next level: https:…

Saw this on Reddit as a defense of the oxford comma. It is now my favorite piece of writing. http://t.co/eubsyiteUh

Results of my little Tidal study were consistent with @codinghorror's old experiment: http://t.co/SUAuVOPeLB High-bitrat…

Sometimes, you're the troll. http://t.co/4UduUdA7dh http://t.co/UUoZVuwjbN

Want to understand griefing? Watch this video http://t.co/ZGJnTf9ROR

Can't preorder this fast enough. (Also, not limited by previous gen systems!) https://t.co/OYi18TuHI8

When I learn people are still using the 2010 iPad 1, with its bad-even-for-the-time specs (256mb RAM!) http://t.co/X2VKtLhqil

@alrz_h agreed, local to your machine does not count

argument is seductive because it is more fun than Doing The Work.

It says "diagram of a blog" but it's really "diagram of every discussion on the Internet" (via NYT, Paula Scher) http://t.co/hIQXXYkJjd

NOOO CVS bangers volume 1 and 2 have been removed!

@dozba some people fight so much they forget why they are fighting in the first place

"Code doesn't exist until it's checked into source control" - Jeff Atwood @codinghorror

What is Trolling? http://t.co/4UduUdA7dh

"The best protection for everybody is a fair society."

I had no idea Bitcoin was so big in Argentina, but the article makes it clear why: http://t.co/Y6hWDbOv3i

After finishing GTA 5, I'd say it is one of the ten best games I have ever played. See also: http://t.co/eVs0kGpUEm

just saw a tech crunch post via the verge. that verge post was via kotaku. the kotaku post sourced it from reddit. #jou…

The short, brutish life of Secret http://t.co/ziHn7Ido3u

Your Windows 10 phone can turn into a full PC http://t.co/kffTChKuGr http://t.co/6WsJAwn93t

Virtue Pedalist combines car and motorcycle, makes Smart cars feel fat. - http://t.co/WdTofOOdMa http://t.co/kaFt0VXzDE

Nailed it http://t.co/1Pb1IPxjI2

Reminds me of the (many) times I complained when my voice was echoed back to me on Skype as a delayed echo http://t.co/kOrAhyNxoi

Why not to reply to trolls, by Quentin Tarantino (he should have walked out instead) http://t.co/5pH50nIs0L

Blog (n) -- a bunch of words you wrote to justify all the bullshit you did. See also: Medium.

"I believe an old wizard cursed the programming community, forcing them to solve every problem with JavaScript"

To turn a Canadian "I'm sorry" into the American, just add ".. you feel that way" at the end.

@howtogeek space grey

@howtogeek I use piercings to make fashion statements

@howtogeek that watch actually looks kinda nice. But I don't wear watches, and I don't see that ever changing..

I’ll be kicking off Build 2015 the Xamarin way at @XamarinHQ’s #bldwin party (around 8:30pm?). Join me: http://t.co/KPqkUUMVCJ

Think your 8 character password is "safe"? It's not. http://t.co/nPpJKKOs6c http://t.co/ZeSQh03aJj

“Be obsessed. Be obsessed. Be obsessed.”
http://t.co/V79vipg7vn

What should the brain do? http://t.co/trm19IblYh

The new American dream: "Remember, kids, one day you'll be old, powerful, and rich just like us. Well, some of you. Maybe."

This is gonna be awesome in "mid 2015" https://t.co/JfvZNh5jrZ

Shame Apple's iPad business isn't growing. The Air 2 is the best iPad since retina hit; I love mine. Curious to see where they go from here.

teens will be all like back in my day sonny we paid $1.99 for a weird scammy app just to TURN ON the emoji keyboard

Are you the best sysadmin IN THE WORLD? If so then you're probably working somewhere already. But consider our plea! http://t.co/vGI0H8wqQu

The small-pox clip from HBO "John Adams":
https://t.co/Y0V3cY5Shj

@VaxFactcheck @JeffParies

@DomagojPandza yeah this season is real satire, at last. Thanks @realdanlyons

This season of Silicon Valley definitely has much sharper teeth. "Don't do what you *should* do. Do what you *want*."

When we said we wanted pockets on dresses, THIS IS NOT WHAT WE MEANT. http://t.co/NDBooMaIBg

@mikhailksenzov @MichaelBurjack exactly

I need some sort of ring with a display and net connectivity, so I can stop checking my watch so often.

"In America the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires." http://t.co/79TD2vEnli

"experts argue that higher education is overrated (at least when it comes to other people’s children)" http://t.co/oDjrrs0OKb

Ready for something new? Subscribe to some new subreddits. http://t.co/FFTcCkwIHY

The information revolution means we’ll spend eternity "learning" from half-assed YouTube videos instead of reading well-…

First time I have seen this particular baby car sign in the wild http://t.co/oSJsRS6W3s

Every coding tutorial ever written. - @ossia http://t.co/kV3XFbBAf7

Wow, Indian Amazon (and leading clothing site) to shut down their web sites entirely http://t.co/yLzQbWIg5v

The darkest timeline: when something bad happens to you, and you let it turn you into a monster

ESPN2 will air a live #esports match today for the first time ever http://t.co/rvRbX00lUf http://t.co/MsdnkdK8KG

@ryanSrich @KristyT yeah everyone has this problem whether is is Google, carrier, or vendor stuff you object to.

Seriously? A half sentence? Nice of them to clarify the publisher's to blame. Wonder how the author feels... http://t.…

a feature I have resisted for what I hope are obvious reasons http://t.co/7Bkurfc0tS

Garfield creator breaks silence to give impassioned speech. "It's pronounced Jarfield" he says through tears

"If you have a product that hasn't changed in a year, two years, it's not really alive in a meaningful sense." http://t.co/T3LOxR2J9i

Looks like XArcade is aiming right for the nostalgia bone with this one http://t.co/DRxBcncKTd http://t.co/dMvAcegJD4

Atom Shell is now Electron http://t.co/ZBNaXBUmab http://t.co/xsp0WQzRBv http://t.co/IPMAKjcii9

even if you don't give a fig about cryptocurrency, scrypt hashed password attacks just got a LOT faster

I didn't realize Dogecoin and Litecoin etc were based on scrypt hashes and driving 250x faster scrypt ASICs ..https://t.co/sTxGAuuwg5

Meanwhile, in China http://t.co/BL6r61WSel

This might be my favorite strip in a while:
"Why Star Trek Ships Always Meet Nose-to-Nose"
http://t.co/fTQ1qhrhkk http://t…

It's not that I am bad at delegating, it's just that everyone else sucks at doing stuff

Your Password Is Too Damn Short http://t.co/nPpJKKOs6c

Everything I do around Markdown, I do because I love it. I think it's freaking great. But it can be improved.

Not sure how to start? Try an earthquake, birds and snakes and aeroplanes.

"It's much easier to teach teachers how to code than to teach good coders how to teach." @byron_auguste at #explorenewamer…

We're hiring a system administrator at @discourse -- work from home with us! http://t.co/vGI0H8O1I2

there is a special place in nerd hell for people who repost XKCD but *don't* put in the tooltip.

Last chance to enter the tutorial contest! And remember, third prize is you're fired! http://t.co/NOhHYUIZ4M

Swipe right, ready to fight! http://t.co/9MZCTydDB8

Elon Musk is an interesting guy, I can see why there are so many nerd crushes http://t.co/AjWI8CdyE6

A modest dinner suggestion http://t.co/67n3D0k7W5

@dozba that happens every damn day here. Only one of the three kids thinks I am the best. The good one.

@dozba protected tweets wtf

Hello? Is it Google's Project Fi you're looking for? http://t.co/wyVm5rwzqy

Ray-Ban Bans Rand Paul's Ray-Bans over Brand Ban http://t.co/rqeADVTCA8

democracy in action http://t.co/3VLds22X7l

Here's a new experiment in seed funding from @firstround http://t.co/wurMzmVB4w -- submit a video, possibly get funded?

Meanwhile, in Canada http://t.co/wLmckGYM3I

In 2010 I asked @cshirky for prior art on websites that democratically elected moderators. There was none. http://t.co/tR8YQpSJgI

it's OK, sometimes I am kind of a dick too.

“He has a very distinctive voice,” said Bullock. “It sounds like he’s howling at the moon.” (developers) http://t.co/fOm71fUDMA

@sherod EXACTLY

Flash is dead, and I have yet to discover a HTML5 way to copy text to the clipboard in all modern browsers without it.

I checked our growth metrics and our startup is only growing 10% month over month. I'm going on a hunger strike in protest.

"If I had nine hours to chop down a tree i'd spend the first ten arguing in lumberjack forums."

"But her face and voice are well-known to the radioactive fan community" http://t.co/o6VNp2WqqG

Why do pub TVs have a pint glass in the corner? http://t.co/ITwWWauoUK

@caseyboardman @cshirky @jwherrman wake me up when there is one giant Slack chatroom public to everyone in the world

analysis of billions of Emoji usage http://t.co/oHfaGEBDGk http://t.co/KnaAmps5J7

"@name tweets sent via a new account that use language similar to previously flagged tweets will not show up" http://t.co/8Cj874dghH

"The computer is not expected to recover." http://t.co/JXXOgL9OP6

I've literally built a rails app which is just scaffolds, with turbo links enabled, navigated around and the back button br…