Brilliant, simple and elegant. This CSS converts HTML to MarkDown http://t.co/pIdioUP4xo http://t.co/NTVWEMZ7PG

@dozba apparently it is in testing in LA

MAME is going open source, if you have contributed in past and we still did not contact you please contact us at mamedev@m…

From the "Idiocracy was a documentary" department http://t.co/VdLPLrLde5

"Should we use a URL shortener?"
- "No, we don't have time. Just use the link I gave you and send it!!" http://t.co/YuLhy…

Mortal Kombat 4's ending deserves a place in the Library of Congress: https://t.co/7VBIAYsH6Y

Um, what? http://t.co/oFe3GxUVjt

we need better brain heatsinks http://t.co/vclCsBAm5p

@Lee_Ars I'm kind of awesome

Here's my 1996 Usenet post on the amazeballs of modems with simultaneous data and voice https://t.co/uXbW3LZxtY

See You Next Wednesday http://t.co/UDkpDUsFH1

I tried to type "T&A" in a comment on Boing Boing via iOS, it got autocorrected to "AT&T" (throws computer out the window)

@codinghorror https://t.co/uQ07uN2nUT new versions in the morning and Regular Expressions in the evening. I GET YOU MAN!

I love the smell of new versions in the morning

@krisaubuchon TEH FUTURE

BTW, @aaronsw wanted @EdFelten to be CTO: http://t.co/awMCHbrUf8
And here's Felten on Swartz https://t.co/hnSluNKJvu https:…

Super excited for this new O’Reilly book http://t.co/PnhQuG3257

SEO doesn't really seem to be a reason to stick with server-rendered apps any more. http://t.co/3rX0yeqji2

@Codefury what features would those be ..?

a good forum for bootstrappers, microisvs, solo founders: http://t.co/Z4uTVvCeBZ

Crap project managers have ruined the reputation of the gig: http://t.co/8SLzie9Hiv

Is there *any* OS feature Apple introduced in 1995 that still works today? Is this a good or bad thing? http://t.co/i7cGV1tlKf

Er... so Microsoft Passport is back? http://t.co/j7S4JCQR9z

I was in the dream thinking, "I really need this fake astronaut helmet" and I was trying it on, etc.

Had a very memorable dream that I had purchased the toy astronaut helmet that @lukew and @brad_frost (and others) use in their avatars

How cats see the world http://t.co/Mn3Ch9CvmM http://t.co/5WP1RchhMB

"An unjust law is no law at all." http://t.co/kESmbvimJo

"This goat does not believe in the existence of an unbeatable enemy." https://t.co/S3trB1Wnuj

comedy is the medium of real political activism in our time

Do people on Twitter without verified accounts even truly exist? Asking for a friend. http://t.co/Z6WxDmhlLE

Clive James, Windows Is Shutting Down.

I howled with laughter first time I read it. Absolute genius. http://t.co/cOs1ojHA3m

Anthony Griffith on being raised by a single mother -- The Magician http://t.co/j2GPIMpeiL

"it's the second most popular holiday for giving gifts" http://t.co/OXtULOJnkj

I used to get flu shots, but on the advice of Dr. @mathowie now I just lick a BART seat. It is like getting a thousand flu shots at once.

If Apple Pay prevents insecure vendor like Target, Home Depot from storing my card number, that is a big win. Very true.

I don't get Apple Pay. Is it that much faster than swipe + sign? Getting out phone vs. getting out wallet?

Los Santos is an unforgiving place http://t.co/RrBg5ttB3D

Maisie (3 years old) "show me a video of someone jumping off a mountain!" Errrrr.... Ok? So we watched http://t.co/nNM5JGEhva

Owl handler showing the eagle's owl's natural camOWLflage http://t.co/lIfXgtAXub

All 3 kids rapt watching the Star Wars episode of Mythbusters. My parenting work here is done. (drops mic, walks offstage)

There is a Comic Sans monospace font. Sort of https://t.co/OJrvqozAiP http://t.co/Gk1X1WeNMa

Rooting for the All D&D NBA Finals: Wizards v Warriors

I, on the other hand, use Comic Sans as my code editor font. http://t.co/S7YETxBQJQ

I am filled with inchoate rage at the fact that the local library 3M self checkout system uses Comic Sans as its UI font

Dear future parents: you may think the butt is funny now, but you have no idea how funny your children will think it is. NO IDEA

I have many fond memories of our family trip to Legoland, but my fondest is watching a six year old using a bidet for the first time.

"Therefore, God exists." http://t.co/9LdqGLMr6W

Kony 2016 http://t.co/eOtm0NKKjG

Interesting. Political candidates play SimCity, revealing decision making skills, priorities, budget balancing etc. http://t.…

e-book backup http://t.co/R3FPXUqPTt http://t.co/TT1vuvEGYz

A huge thanks to @codinghorror for holding office hours yesterday! Don’t miss his talk on User-Driven Product http://t.co/M6G…

My Other Car is a Beatle https://t.co/khbGp3KHhZ

"If a (novice) developer asked you which programming language to learn, what would you recommend? " https://t.co/eHzupySL7E

Someone should make http://t.co/8IFT1t0ypB which is a URL shortener that redirects to a nickelback video 50% of the time

Really, you should be paying me not to be your life coach. You're welcome.

I try to cheer people up by reminding them it could be worse, they could also be dead on the outside. That is why I am a life coach.

computer talk https://t.co/dYCRbdZGlM

I try very hard to care about Windows Phone issues. I try very, very hard. So hard.

$50,000 in 1986 has the same buying power as $107,081.20 in 2015 http://t.co/kkDQZ5Mi78

Sorry, Timbuk 3, you have cool Amiga generated special effects, but fifty thou a year no longer buys a lotta beer https://t.co/UkQtQOImzy

Run a full Windows 95 emulator in your web browser, thanks to Emscripten and DOSBox: http://t.co/igYbZXbhIG http://t.co/rXc7…

"an alphabet book that teaches toddlers a bit about programming, and programmers a bit about the alphabet" https://t.co/JNDHidTxaV

Here's the amazing @imgur community in a nutshell cc: @rrrah http://t.co/R9AIYQQbwa

Shut down the Internet, folks: somebody fixed this page. http://t.co/s1wv8Qn7dH

(old, superior page via Wayback: https://t.c…

@Lee_Ars @nedwards @wesleyfenlon wow, stiffer than *buckling spring*? You sure about that?

hamburger http://t.co/iCCAf62vHx

Always have like 5 or 6 computers near you at all times. This is a life strategy.

My son gave himself a secret agent name of W06. "You know, like agent W07 from the movies"

1st project I've ever backed on Kickstarter and I'm their first backer. https://t.co/C6BIR0VoIZ

Illustration of a cone with 6 scoops. Told my son we could figure out the maximum. YouTube nailed it on 1st search. http://t.co/WGkvWNeOjS

Reversed Hand With Middle Finger Extended http://t.co/u05Z7RLNlD

Never read the comments, except when they contain amazing information http://t.co/TEljckD8Uy

Beautiful article about pinball! My secret pseudo analog digital pleasure. http://t.co/hz32uurmrT

"Wallace finds that Americans' favorite leisure activity is working" http://t.co/bu4wFMbnoE

@howtogeek what's a good example of an editor?

This Ryan Gosling cereal thing, I had no idea. Touching. http://t.co/1GjMmk74bY

Joss Whedon quits Twitter :( let's remember the good times: http://t.co/LzUnOl5qyN

You know what you need? The CODE™ keyboard of course https://t.co/9srVUQAC9s

The biggest improvements to my productivity in the last few years: - vim - Learned the Chrome debugger - Big monitor - Mech…

Oh this is clever. Turns out Contra Costa county (where I live) is kind of awesome. http://t.co/rvUpHpf03e

"In reality it's the opposite: The nicer you are, the harder you can push." http://t.co/deCJPPwqqy

Combine bananas and pineapple. Add flaked salmon, celery, pickles and salt... http://t.co/0nVWfdS1SD http://t.co/TeiBLYbz4i

What was greeting me at my office today. Thanks @templarian :-) http://t.co/5eWP0GpoHe

"How much can I pay to make this *all* go away" becomes a very attractive option at certain points in your life.

some kind soul sent me CVS bangers 1 and 2 mp3 files. I CAN BREATHE AGAIN. Where should I upload them?

"suffering introduces you to yourself and reminds you that you are not the person you thought you were" http://t.co/fofxGzgIuX

this season of @SiliconHBO is *so* much more incisive, cutting, and .. correct.. than last season. Recommended.

"says here on your resume from 2010-2011 you.. crushed it?" "that's an old resume, it should read that I also crushed it from 2013-present"

The deeper theme of zombie movies is that the real enemy is all the other human beings. And yourself, inevitably. So, y'know.. true.

That 2004 Dawn of the Dead remake was really quite good. But still: fast zombies are bullshit.

OH: "Imagine, for a moment, what you could accomplish if you had the persistence and drive of the Adobe Acrobat Reader updater…

Gay couples now make regular appearances on the Dodger Stadium Kiss Cam, and the place cheers like mad. It's pretty great.

New parents are always so horrified when their 2 year old bites another kid. Totally normal phase. The human animal is a thing.

It’s the little things. https://t.co/tyNeGfz8jj by @Aiiane

Evolution of the mobile phone

h/t @itredux http://t.co/CemrXwuyoC

Whenever someone tells me "coding is the new literacy" because "computers are everywhere today" I ask them how fuel in…

Don't get caught up in the status, the prestige games. They're endlessly dazzling, & always endlessly disappointing. http://t…

The Samy Myspace worm guy is back, with a Master combination lock vulnerability http://t.co/utOkkGAssr

It is funny how the person calling someone else a troll is like 5 times more likely to be a troll themselves.

If it's a choice between a salad and fiber pills, I gotta say the fiber pills are the more attractive option.