How I start every day https://t.co/YZ0p5H0yRB

i can't decide on my favorite bit from this click farming article (h/t @lucyswope) http://t.co/q7z96FXjjo http://t.co/6YFMMbh…

Release of hacked Sony emails has been great for transparency, and a nice reminder to write all your email for an eventual public audience.

"Slack is replacing email through its creation of a novel form of work-like non-work" http://t.co/jbYibluIl3 | @jwherrman on…

The most extreme GoPro video yet http://t.co/BXrKJF9umH

At last! The answer to why the Commodore 64 has two spaces in its ?SYNTAX ERROR message: http://t.co/QBFu8Cgt3e http://t.…

"There are no shortcuts." "Okay, but what are some?"

@dozba looks likes good place for an Olive Garden to me

“Security is a most seductive thing. I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s the greatest evil there is.” http://t.co/Wr2tiafBtU

@howtogeek I have heard only good things about it

The origin of Godwin's Law? http://t.co/8btLzfIjyb

At the Rosie the Riveter national park in nearby Richmond, ca http://t.co/FOEIxcXSG2

Snapchat's valuation is based on a single flawed assumption - http://t.co/2P5vQKd2Ne

Technology has transformed hobos, too http://t.co/nkFoKxJYbB

Dear Paul Blart Mall Cop 2, I was actually joking https://t.co/ugVJT1Shh8 http://t.co/tg04my0zrQ

"remote tribe in the Venezuelan Amazon appears to be resistant to modern antibiotics" didn't see that one coming http://t.co/1PStx8vBgh

Son, I want you to have this watch. The firmware is outdated, the OS is slow and it only runs Yelp, but it's been in our famil…

The first rule of Tautology Club http://t.co/oQzeqRDFss

At first I applauded the change to first person outward view, but maybe rock is narcissism so you should be looking at a mirror as you play

Guitar Hero and Rock Band are both coming back in the fall. GH added first person view and double row of 3 buttons. http://t.co/pPmMIFIRPD

Google got it wrong. The open-office trend is destroying the workplace. http://t.co/a4SMabuWdH

An overt admission that testing is about property values, not learning. Wow. http://t.co/g3CHqyZIdX #CommonCore http://t.co/UCw…

In response to changing market conditions, we've added the following new compiler options: -O$ optimize for profit, -O:…

Things have taken a decidedly dark turn in the world of Archie http://t.co/jvrIWJKTNd

ASL for "gorilla" is, unfortunately GSL (gorilla sign language) for "Come at me bro!" http://t.co/XBGtf5K0VS

A group of wolves is called a pack. A group of crows is called a murder. A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

http://t.co/X3vMzPJF27 versus http://t.co/pXCxjWukyw is a lesson in "hey, we stopped trying years ago"

wow, CafePress. It's like 2006 all over again! What happens to these services? At some point do they just give up?

Reminder: one week left in the markdown tutorial contest! Fabulous prizes await.. http://t.co/NOhHYUrnGc

Like helping? A five minute post on SE can help hundreds or thousands of real people.

http://t.co/Mvy507epWZ http://t.…

The 4 Unconventional Communities That Inspire Stack Exchange Community Builder Ana Hevesi via @CMX http://t.co/DhHUkaYtYA

If these only improve my life geometrically, I’m going to sue. RT @Delicious: 5 Daily Affirmations That Will Improve Your Lif…

I hope my fellow Californians will join me in voting Yes on Proposition 45 http://t.co/ZIEVpyLZjl

The protocol relative URL is now an anti-pattern. If the asset is available on HTTPS, always request it with that. http://…

A different way to visualize how the average 48-hour Atlantic track error has changed for NHC over the past 25 years http…

Don't let stereotype gets in the way of your dreams. Earthquake was a fat ninja. You can be whatever you want to be.

Your annual reminder that it's Intuit, the maker of Turbotax, keeping us from free & fast automatic tax filing. http://t.c…

Rather than removing personal belief exemptions, we should add more. I, for example, do not believe in taxes. http://t.co/h36OzBx3Gs

"I been on edge ever since they took kombucha off the shelf" http://t.co/EYkV7utzJ4

This was always a difficult Yoshi's Island level http://t.co/rbW9pcLPTJ

Refactoring in a nutshell: http://t.co/6sCKGymthV

Yay! Grand Theft Auto 5 is now out on PC, the most glorious master platform http://t.co/JqjBSYHatl

"at-home workers were not only happier and less likely to quit but also more productive" https://t.co/zNeSlxW7BJ

Model model model model village http://t.co/zwxMXYNCuL

Instrumentals! https://t.co/CUgbQQMumN

https://t.co/v6oqF2Va1y is looking rather fancy these days

Rob Pike's 5 rules of programming http://t.co/Ae7rtNp4rq

@SarcasmRobot I didn't realize it was considered so scummy!

The founders got nothing? By my math, they got $20m worth of other people's money to play with for 7 years.. https://t.co/0qGmMz0Viw

@codinghorror someone should write and test out grumpy bots: constantly complaining, bitching about typos, whining about d…

Whole slew of bot spam accounts followed. Tell-tale signs: "great tweet!" "So glad I followed you!" No human ever, ever says that.

"the Internet has replaced our computers as the center of our digital experience" http://t.co/A26RpsV95q

Yo' mama contest with Sigmund Freud http://t.co/lzucszBr1A

Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so cold

@dozba @kevindente we want what is best for you because we care. JUST KIDDING YOLO LOOOLLLL

@dozba you made it!

People who run marathons or ultramarathons are more likely to understand being a parent. Euphoria, pain, but mostly endurance.

"once you purchase 3000 gems, you are barred from spending any more money at all" http://t.co/kUpnFeL57c

What took 5 hours on a home computer in 1986 now takes seconds. On an iPad. In JavaScript. http://t.co/inLcinOYN3

Here's the thing most people don't appreciate about Garfield: he hates Mondays, but loves lasagna.

There are three classes of retweets: This Is Amazing, This Is Awful, and This Is Complicated. Figuring out which is which is your job.

Walter Scott: at odds with the law prior to being murdered by the police http://t.co/0W1GTVQTGD

Remember, kids, JavaScript and Java are TOTALLY different. And real programmers use C anyway. http://t.co/MuF1uOP6pw

lol http://t.co/heKNbnUNfR

. @hypatiadotca @ftp_alun I hate to say it, but Defcon could borrow a trick from…the furries.
http://t.co/AZE2jMw7VT http…

Australians Try Outback Steakhouse For The First Time https://t.co/3M0vdfH5rw

"Compiling binaries from source is super fun and rewarding." -- no Linux user, ever

I have studied this material closely and I demand that you now endorse me for the skill of "phreaking" on LinkedIn http://t.co/bjn5OhyDbt

If your idea of a community is comments slapped at the bottom of a web page, you don't have a community.

The Science Behind Honey’s Eternal Shelf Life http://t.co/27iQDbCLbK via @SmithsonianMag

@Rocky1138 'tis true, but patterns of behavior don't lie, either.

"One troll can wipe out a hundred positive interactions, be ruthless in keeping them out of your communities."

I'll allow it, GitHub performance art https://t.co/hv5ymbMVlo

I spent over $100 on VRML books. Who said life is fair?

The most comprehensive developer survey on earth, or at least the only one that asks devs about tabs vs. spaces: http://t.…

My fav interview approach: 1) Describe something you built. 2) If you had to do it again from scratch, what would you do differ…

Legoland California hotel wifi is epically bad.. roll a 1d6 to decide if any given request will work. Fun!

The ultimate unfriending http://t.co/jWWT6wBTkQ

Nominations for the 2015 Stack Overflow moderator election are open. http://t.co/0XcVFCjGOs

Today is my 3 year anniversary of working on Discourse full time! Also means 3 years on Ember.js and 3 years FOSS. I love it!

Claw machines are rigged — here's why it's so hard to grab that stuffed animal http://t.co/wqfQPGcnjg

I.. actually won a plush toy from a crane machine. Entire family stunned, cheering along. Dreams can come true!

Headed to Legoland with the kids. First long car trip! http://t.co/LMGWzWxete

bedtime! sleeping pill + rapidly quaffed craft beer -- nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure https://t.co/nHmczHKIUM

via @seeby123 this is so insane! all I see is 5% battery and I can't stop worrying http://t.co/vNgDFFndRH

Ember.js likely to drop IE8, IE9 support, and I say GOOD DAY SIR. GOOD DAY. http://t.co/ZeLyNr6Wo9

I felt the whole world was so jive

100 books to read in a lifetime. http://t.co/5sqy6nzLKG

The Real Reason College Tuition Costs So Much http://t.co/vx4hPQfMHh

Life goes better with arbys! April fools! Life goes quickly and your choices are irrelevant. Please enjoy arbys.

Cue Andy Rooney: "Didja ever notice.. that 3 of the top 5 voted Stack Overflow questions ever are about Git?" http://t.co/qMSakh5wBP

If you have a Mac and use Git, gitup is looking for feedback http://t.co/UBG3TvHvEs

Looked up a musical artist from 2008, found only MySpace page. But he was so young and full of life!

An Instagram user is making junk food look high end · Great Job, Internet! · The A.V. Club http://t.co/p9Fxnmzxav

Well this is fun http://t.co/nZwchhKoQq

Windows Phone is between Android and iOS. You might say it's... chaotic neutral

"Can we also have a rule against Gratuitous Positivity?" https://t.co/utVKt9OvdY http://t.co/nStpMOk01y

An autonomous car drove across US - "The news here isn’t that this was possible, but that it was so easy." http://t.co/7nvnmq…

Given Enough Money, All Bugs Are Shallow http://t.co/7aTckQPYBo