Happy #Passover http://t.co/uf9M9wl5NS

thank god march is over and i don't have to beware my IDE anymore

On building better references / tutorials, with a contest: http://t.co/NOhHYUrnGc

"Being unhappy with other people's success is something we’ve all felt and should all try to avoid." http://t.co/jZ7zJ4…

Damn you barrels http://t.co/cMhsCyf1Jd

"Kids don’t want Quality Time, they want Quantity Time, big, stinking, lazy, non-productive Quantity Time." http://t.co/cKLX202mR2

If you're looking for a primer on programming problems in interviews, I've heard good things about http://t.co/8feFKwOojB

"When the same pitch was narrated by a male voice, the judges chose it 68 percent of the time." http://t.co/kHoz3OBdAB

Bob Barker and Adam Sandler, round two https://t.co/OzcmrbACfn

The secret to success http://t.co/5FlVFRjve6

when it comes to online feedback I say, baby, you gotta be cruel to be kind https://t.co/oybn3mZwZC

Ethical journalism demands that when an article is in error, you publish corrections. http://t.co/ZtDthYnZTX

Good news, PCI express SSDs are 2x faster than SATA ones! Bad news: this only matters for storage speed limited workloads. :(

@codenihal the inputs have improved, people have gotten better at formatting books for digital

Intel brings true PCI Express to consumer SSDs. Blistering speed. http://t.co/yxX1mV6tgH @IntelSSD

We hatched our StackEgg and Won The Internet! Time for bed. http://t.co/ZxyJSJq481

Remember, every almond you eat drives California a little closer to economic disaster, you cursed eco-terrorists! http://t.co/MJex4NZe2O

@VarSlashWww short passwords (and by short I mean anything under 10 chars really) are VERY dangerous now

This is fun! Pay attention to the "massive cracking array scenario" which is uh, no longer hard to achieve https://t.co/gHx57Zjfgt

"only" 63 billion guesses per second http://t.co/pUIUZ8FW0i http://t.co/xZSnYsVAfu

April Fools Day http://t.co/0SvAMGKeRL

"You know what twins actually are? Two fucking babies at the same time. So that's what people should say." http://t.co/bqqLxvgjzg

“Anything that makes it more mentally stressful for the runners is good.” http://t.co/eibrjgVHcK

I try my best to be positive and like April Fools but it is hard, so hard <forced grin>

"I’ll just restart Apache every 10 requests." http://t.co/ppscXl5h4n

In honor of April Fool's Day, I am giving all Fools a day off. There will be No Pity given out today. You're welcome!...

I believe StackEgg will go down in history as our most interactive April fools prank: http://t.co/gcLT5LlKxs http://t.co/…

@TableTopGeneral I would not go that far but their reviews are friggin awful

The Verge reviews phones the way Wine Spectator reviews wines. "Creamy bouquet, hint of vanilla, slight peppery aftertaste." Worthless.

"With a finisher rate of about 1 percent, the Barkley has been labeled by many as the world’s hardest race." http://t.co/98m0yOfxde

Blogged: Debugging memory leaks in Ruby http://t.co/9VvjT9P0Dh

1. Embrace the Suck
2. Do It In Public
3. Pick Stuff That Matters
http://t.co/MDSEbIsVS8

NAD: Netbooks Ain't Dead http://t.co/L7jrrP3Qsw

You're a teal organization? Ours is cornflower blue.

There may be a finer line than previously thought between "visionary business genius" and "kind of insane" http://t.co/HgyMtlzJw2

Reading the news is hard when your browser looks like this. Fighting unwanted ad injectors: http://t.co/rJkh335aUj http://t.co/…

Had 3 kids to make the perfect @rockband family: drums, guitar, bass, keyboard, vocals. Now they pull keyboards in 4. Anyone want a kid?

A revised list of the deadly sins: • Lust • Gluttony • Greed • Sloth • Wrath • Envy • Pride • “I sent you the logos in a …

Two views of new facebook offices. http://t.co/WdEB4zXU98

"...we designed the largest open floor plan in the world — a single room that fits thousands of people" Sounds awful. http://t.co…

there is a surprising lack of fun animated GIFs for the keyword "genocide"

Pastebin single-payment lifetime accounts on sale. Check out pastebin's greatest hits: http://t.co/ZbZR6UociC

Meerkat is dying - and it's taking U.S. tech journalism with it http://t.co/3lGfiJ2oTV by @teroterotero

I used to love this bumper sticker. Particularly when we lived in Colorado. http://t.co/URXwuAhQkX

These "personal religious belief" laws are shameful. You do not want to be on the wrong side of history http://t.co/HUIaXEm7BN

There’s something very dangerous happening in states across the country. http://t.co/QJTkCuZVdo

Chinese "oops we have no idea how all our search traffic got redirected to your website" strategy http://t.co/kPZimMOVRS

I feel the lesson of Y Combinator was more "fund *lots* of little things and some of them will turn into billions" than anything else.

"studies show that < 5 min observations assess outcomes at levels higher than chance" but don't judge people, man! http://t.co/xdXBauxbPR

Being three years old in a nutshell: "Why did you do [bad thing]?" "Because I wanted to." can't argue with that, I guess.

You keep judging other people, that's why you are a terrible person. http://t.co/S9UAemKYC2

On multiplayer game hit registration, or as @ID_AA_Carmack once said, "the speed of light sucks" http://t.co/2xEK9AGbZ7

"companies make sweeter promises to those it is trying to entice to join than it will to existing employees" https://t.co/EiFszgky9f

I just realized Classical music is the Really Old Oldies format http://t.co/pI3lVQkiCY

sick burn from the new yorker http://t.co/70eoYrdZyE

@mtheoryx it's in the blog post

@dozba jimmies?

Looking for something to do this weekend? How about an interactive Markdown tutorial contest: http://t.co/NOhHYUrnGc

I have literally never seen a promoted tweet in my stream. <breathes in twitter verified user privilege>

Please, a moment of silence for all the felt-tip markers that have died in the line of toddler duty. Today's death toll: 3.

"Kids, you will be learning physics from http://t.co/fUl2YllFBD and Wikipedia. Also blogs."

Future college cost estimates for our 3 kids (oldest 6) is $750k. At what point does it make sense to start your own college instead?

How Punch-Out save game passwords work, including bugs http://t.co/25qqKj8tDA

Every night trying to get kids of age 3,3,6 fed washed and in bed, in my mind, this is the background music http://t.co/SttTvADjmC

@funruly @Beschizza @samsaffron can we clean these up Sam (side effect of moving you guys to your own container)

I think Kickstarter reflects reality: most of the stuff we get excited about isn't going to work as well as we thought

I love the tan lipstick, the eye patch, the lion's mane, the velvet kimono, this is it, the perfect music video https://t.co/i5pBr1V0x7

For me, the *best* time is when I am alone with the computer. But, the computer is a window to other people.. so I'm torn

Is programming "communal" or "agnetic"? http://t.co/Ppe8e1kmwD

Mathematically speaking, any two ducks are already in a row. In order to get your ducks in a row, own exactly two ducks.

per @johnolilly I learned that @fakeproducthunt is actually real

Come on, Dr. Who isn't very good? That's not #nerdsacrilege that's just a fact <ducks>

We're spending 1000s of $ worth of water to grow 100s of $ worth of almonds. - @ATabarrok http://t.co/2nzf2V2vZl http://t.co/…

Share your deepest #nerdsacrilege -- mine is that I hated all the Mario 2D platformers.

Small projects don't work like large projects. And vice versa. http://t.co/Ny5o64LptQ

How it feels to talk to a programmer http://t.co/Ju9ESgWKq4 http://t.co/ESLTuVMl8X

My god this article is terrifying evidence that money is 100% running politics in the USA http://t.co/sEODzQeNVd

It's fine to constructively criticize, but it's even better if you take the time to be a contributing voice in the community first

Ferrari wins by .52: http://t.co/YmxJDoqNge

I get inordinately excited that an unchanged Ember.js benchmark I ran just a year ago is 23% faster on today's 64-bit Chrome

when you (do non-default thing that almost nobody will do) it works great!

Having to actually enumerate the ways @discourse is better than vBulletin. whatisthisidonteven.gif um.. every way? thanks vBama

No thanks but PLEASE BE SURE TO ASK ME AGAIN EVERY F*$#%G TIME http://t.co/ivYy2EceYN

"Those who were asked to provide explanations softened their view" http://t.co/6Ul3W48yL4

@tehsuck I know the scrypt number is nuts. TWENTY ONE

This is a fun chart. You don't want passwords on any software in this chart with a number > 10k or much worse, 100k+ https://t.co/lgruRdypQj

Rex Kwan Do lives! http://t.co/dpdRLTLWSE http://t.co/wBo0PkmeHi

The Daily Cartoon by @EmilyFlake: http://t.co/H7XZ8gRIEv @Tinder http://t.co/j6wXTnnsWa

"we tend to put on our happy face when we meet [strangers], reserving our crankier side for people we know and love" http://t.co/f50aqdccKn

What happens when you send Christmas cards to total strangers? "We got cards for maybe 15 years" http://t.co/lsBwZ8OVzO

Dudes are all about fixing the problem. Engineers triply so. This is, unfortunately, not how empathy works http://t.co/a4hQlKzO7Z

To understand the male / female dynamic, no writer is more essential than Deborah Tannen http://t.co/8L4gzOoIFu

My son found my near mint Id Anthology and he'll enjoy that stuff more than some collector, so why not http://t.co/LBsrelpGLJ

The 50% Rule for Traction http://t.co/wko2dznnov cc @500startups @pmarca http://t.co/R1pjhXIrOJ

I like the sentiment, but scaling from 30" monitors to 1" watch screens is a bit of a.. wait for it.. stretch https://t.co/bLQtWrrsUL

As my company grows we get more people with same names, causing confusion. here's my solution for recruitment: http://t.co/JDGNuNb…

Remember that time @gknauss single-handedly destroyed romance in America? http://t.co/KnksaRBwFz

“I operated an underground black-market Pez economy for 10 years” http://t.co/oEABKJB0Bw

In 2013 I went back and talked to my college classmates about their memories of Ted Cruz. It wasn't pretty >> http://t.co/NI5e…