NSA: Releasing Edward Snowden Emails Would Violate His Privacy http://t.co/Jw0PJChuF0 via @usnews AHAHAHAHAHAHA

As a child in the 80s, we had 50s day for Spirit Week. This week my son has 80s day at school. #officiallyold

Buzzfeed-style commit messages: • “Our site crashed, you won’t believe what happened next…” • “22 ways I refactored this …

Applications for Code for America fellowships due tomorrow. Incredible, incredible program. http://t.co/wj2IvpjVOu

The Amazon Prime streaming music UI is insane. Click album. Click Add To Library. Click Play in Library. Why not just PLAY IT NOW? Jesus.

I just inadvertently ate a black licorice Jelly Belly. It’s been nice knowing you all.

Feld Thoughts: How Can This Be A Billion Dollar Company? http://t.co/ITOp0zrlCh

Forget The “To-Do” List, You Need A ‘Stop Doing’ List http://t.co/EFOUhSFr2A (via @farnamstreet)

Does anyone have a good pre-upload HTML5 resizing solution for eventual phones with 5mb+ average camera pic sizes? http://t.co/qQajecsV46

If Google was a guy: now in three parts! https://t.co/Vp8iNMfvV6 https://t.co/VV6iWow7JU https://t.co/7frpBcFdpw watch 'em all

Self-signed SSL certificates are the worst kind of selfie.

Here's what we learned about the new "Breaking Bad" prequel at the TV press tour http://t.co/1pNVqinPyz http://t.co/hJg…

53 yrs ago today I was released from Parchman Penitentiary after being arrested in Jackson for using "white" restroom htt…

video game journalism: the worst kind of journalism

Did you know they make new episodes of South Park in about 1 week? From scratch? Watch Six Days to Air https://t.co/xDITTp5ljk

"They didn't care that they'd seen it work in practice because they already knew it couldn't work in theory." https://t.co/HuNmsLFJ36

Site Reliability Engineer, Windows/PowerShell at Stack Exchange http://t.co/S4zx0PKexR <Want my previous job? You kno…

When was the last time you heard someone say "Google traffic is down 20% but we're not worried at all because Bing!"

At its root, the "Google = Weather" problem is that there's STILL total monoculture and nobody seems to care. http://t.co/2XG0J9bE0I

How I loved Manimal! http://t.co/OUkbAcwkUy

At some level, aren't Google algorithm changes kind of like "inclement weather?" Like a farmer being mad that the sun isn't out?

I had two customer calls today and missed *both* of them. I GOOD MAKE BUSINESS DERP

Future's here, we are now able to grow food indoors with artificial light at industrial scale: http://t.co/Xvkq1y0y8m http://…

tracking a human spammer using Tor to make IP blocking useless...yay privacy?

MOBA is basically crazy-characters-you-sketched-in-your-trapper-keeper-during-class-in-highschool: the genre.

The @github @AtomEditor is now officially available on @Windows

http://t.co/z286wipxb0

That goofy old Ice-T Body Count album is way better than it had any right to be. https://t.co/tNti1b0ny2

@codinghorror a golden ring, an inkwell, a rumpled white carnation, an orange wire, a transistor radio, a stiletto.

People who "favorite" public cruelty to others: seriously think about what you are doing.

DevTools tip: Start/stop Timeline recordings directly from your code with console.timeline() & console.timelineEnd() http:/…

AirBnB takes on The Prisoner's Dilemma http://t.co/SYJmDo78ZD

To find out your dolphin name, lick your finger tips and rub a balloon.

The truth at last. Who Designed the Hamburger Icon?

http://t.co/MkyytvsVd8 http://t.co/XSBnRZ8ODZ

oh hotdubaigirls1, you are like a party in a can http://t.co/Cs41QUVRHx

having "the conversation" on Discourse instances where users have earned the right to re-title/re-categorize topics

You should sign up for pinboard. https://t.co/IU5keE72Uz

Cool! I just found 65 unclaimed Windows 2008 CALs! I know what the kids are giving out on Hallowe'en!

I was explaining carrier pigeons to my 5yo & he said, "That's what they did in the old days before we had the internet".

Humpty Dumpty irreparably damaged after falling from wall http://t.co/DlejXAukb6

I feel like you're not giving 110% here. I am seeing 105, maybe 106 percent tops.

The trick to composing emails is just to completely stop caring whether anyone ever responds to you. So much more fun that way.

There are only two things I am sure of: JavaScript and Emoji. http://t.co/fzVCC5O02u

Sorry boss, I can't come back to Bend for that big training thing. Something's come up. http://t.co/2C2duD0lUa

Another one of the daily Canadian hate crimes I am subjected to. What is it all abooooooooottt (sobs) http://t.co/3YzyLjGv47

one of the things I learned hanging around at http://t.co/mz4E3dGfGX, cycling is a huge trigger topic for many https://t.co/kWQCVKvxte

I enjoy my work immensely but our children, my god, their little faces, their eyes are a blue million miles

If you really want to sweet talk a geek, gently whisper the three most romantic words in the universe into their ear: "You were right."

Wow, deleting the phone app on your smartphone. Now that is hardcore. Respect++

Feed The Animals https://t.co/yV0I7d6dBT

Turns out "Are you a Mac or a PC" was the wrong question, because everyone is a phone.

Potato Salad Kickstarter is like Internet busking in a tourist area. Is it annoying? Yeah, but it's for tourists who waste money anyway.

"Python is now the most popular introductory teaching language at top U.S. universities" http://t.co/dfsLRd8eBH

entering a credit card number into a website with ".asp" in the URL. i too like to live dangerously

@codinghorror You know what they say, one man's comfort food is another man's homicidal cannibalism

What if your comfort food is the flesh of other people?

:) :( http://t.co/2vCaAU5gRO

#5: Treat people who know less than you with respect, deference, and patience. http://t.co/mNVsuqmpPd

Optical media lol

@raganwald I was just about to make this very point! Checks and balances = competition.

BBC shuts down the anti-science fringe: No more equal air time for science deniers http://t.co/afTGWh4itM

There is nothing more patriotic than exposing unjust and unfair government practices through a free press. That is democracy. It works.

Can't understand folks who say Snowden should have "worked within the system". System is broken, that's the point. http://t.co/frDtlAF7fE

"fighting fire with fire rarely elevates the discourse." There's that word again. No, not "fire".

"we tend to share the happiness only of people we are close to, but we are willing to join in the rage of strangers" http://t.co/EhGFXartj5

"No one gives a damn about your idea until you actually succeed and by then it's too late" http://t.co/i2wWJQvZUv

Android perf on new devices noticeably lags behind new iOS devices. It is not subtle. First thing I noticed going from iPhone 5 to Nexus 5.

"Android [5.0, L] is finally able to compete with iOS in terms of application fluidity and performance" http://t.co/1pI1oc6CYu

Met a two year old boy named Kal-El. No pressure, kid.

ROGUELIKES: THE REBIRTH OF THE COUNTERCULTURE http://t.co/hZOdIokQ4b

Allow me to illustrate how most predictions are made. http://t.co/T2juqF7hou

"Here you go Grandma..." http://t.co/7gDHoThEAM

Divorce, the game http://t.co/0OXNs1M4Mf

“Australia, nature's end boss level.”

When you say "everyone should learn to code" what I hear is "everybody wants to build, and nobody wants to do maintenance"

That's it. We did it. For US. For @aaronsw. Tears, and sleep, and endless thanks. #MayDayPAC http://t.co/wULvKvIv73

Damn, when I looked this morning, I thought @MayOneUS was doomed. $1.8M raised today, and now 98.7% to the goal. https://t.…

Happy 4th! RT@TheAtlantic: For the first time in U.S. history, Americans are largely pessimistic about the future http://t.…

"every summer you gobble down tube sausages and celebrate kicking our asses. Or butts, as you say. Incorrectly." https://t.co/zCpDE1kzaW

Oh open source software, you so crazy http://t.co/P14Vro060n

Battlestations! If you follow me, I ask you RT this. Donate $3 to take back our democracy from the super wealthy: https://…

Amazing how low these IE numbers are getting. Granted, it's a developer audience, but still. http://t.co/3jZMXZ3dg7

Every project I begin starts with TrimSpaces() and eventually adds TrimSpacesEvenAnnoyingGrieferUnicode() because seriously screw you guys

@howtogeek I can't even read that stuff any more, I can't

@howtogeek pretty sure knowing for the rest of your life that you accidentally killed your child is punishment enough, and then some

Nomophobia http://t.co/qxQw7JQZO5

In hell, there is only one sound, and it plays continuously: new email arrived.

Proud Whopper http://t.co/YIdmurxGee

“Why Cards Are the Future of the Web” by @intercom https://t.co/ynlmShWETV

du du hast du timesheets

"Lack of internet connectivity is a major impediment today. But in another five or ten years, it'll be paralyzing." -- me, 7 years ago

not normally an IE hater, but making an exception for ".blur() on body makes the ENTIRE BROWSER WINDOW DEFOCUS" https://t.co/BHQHcg0Ap6

In Programming, One Is the Loneliest Number http://t.co/eCf31Qx38e

Is Benjamin Grimm still a Thing?

@textfiles Ready for a #ColossalCaveAdventure? Unlock its secrets & share your score! http://t.co/3dkdAiicup http://t.co/4IT0M…

GAME CHANGER. RT @rmill: How to digitally sign documents → http://t.co/nmB13Avjrj

Perhaps the greatest Bootstrap theme in the known universe: https://t.co/zAFpwPuXld. http://t.co/twNNAXKWEG

I have never, ever seen a community fail due to "too much moderation". But not enough? Constantly. https://t.co/n4xcyqVPSm

As we often said in the Harvard Debate Club, "Oh yeah? Well, your face is stupid."

filling out this crazytown http://t.co/lqPETh3UcM spreadsheet for a large corp client, and oh hi Mom I'm in hell http://t.co/PlyvEHS6Tb

This is the truest thing I've ever read about working in tech in the valley. Please read. https://t.co/4Fp1g7K4gU