No. RT @BuzzFeed: Please Stop Saving Me A Click

Elsevier profit 36% and Wiley 42%. How? By paying authors nothing and charging taxpayers to read work they funded. http://t.…

Are you still there? No hard feelings. Target lost. http://t.co/kI6bKPd0eT

Crocodile Chop https://t.co/KrmHlipvuk

Note to self. http://t.co/ogHKcCrZyK

zone of mediocrity http://t.co/8KP3BKPJ4m http://t.co/U9JbmgUFGT attempt #2

THE YEAR IS 2016. FACEBOOK DOWN FOR TWO YEARS NOW. AMERICA'S NEW MOMS ROAM THE STREETS. IS MY BABY PRETTY? THEY SAY. PLEASE L…

If you don't read Rapid Development at least read @codinghorror 's article http://t.co/ighmx4rbhM it lists the common mi…

Mouth Silence is indeed a very good mashup, via @waxy https://t.co/0QyppGC4IB the Chop Suey / Crocodile Rock part is sublime

The Found Footage Festival: these are actually real. http://t.co/2Xw3mi5vTB

Old college friend asked @betsyphd what kind of dad I was. She said "the kind with two bouncy houses". Well actually, now it's 3 (runs away)

Two Practices, Three Things http://t.co/A4flPX6auw

Picard strategy tip: Pick your battles. Fight injustices before annoyances.

@ezranaut Not exactly, it's like having to smelt all your own lego and blend plastics

@codinghorror don't talk shit about Minecraft. It's the best thing that's happened to parenting for me. I only talk to my kids on …

@codinghorror @andyford It's adventure, plus hoarding, plus hoarding, plus building, plus hoarding. My favorite things!…

also why hasn't anyone combined MOBA and Minecraft? Wouldn't that basically be the ultimate digital crack game?

I could see alternating build stuff / blow up stuff cycles possibly being awesome ala https://t.co/Yn1GOIszTv

Now, if the game is "go BLOW UP civilization", then I am totally down with that. Let's go.

These "here, go build civilization from scratch starting with this rock" games just don't work for me.

Am I the only person on earth who finds Minecraft suuuuper boring? I respect the design, but man. Tedious to the extreme for me.

Toddler airport madness setting in. You turn your back for two minutes and http://t.co/y1yi4dIKNY

Two hours into a seven hour forced layover at DIA with three toddlers. If I never see you all again, please erase all my hard drives.

Flying with three toddlers is "exciting" but there are moments of tranquility http://t.co/z7jGdc92PW

The ceramics teacher announced on opening day that he was dividing the class into two groups... http://t.co/CDBpzYXpI6

Only just realised I've lived most of my life operating solely via these commands http://t.co/iOq3MvxQ1z

"procrastination and impulsivity went hand in hand" http://t.co/zaGiMru9Od

The 64 bit era of iPad 5 / iOS 7 has been a disaster. I pray to the greedy gods of RAM each day. More than one app or tab = full reload.

Remember, mobile is the future! (screenshot from my phone, 5 minutes of future ago) http://t.co/nSmP9iNOkK

New mad max movie! http://t.co/SOPIKzBW5v

Can I pay someone to go on these vacations for me?

I know this is a crazy thing to even ask for, but are there any Ditto-like paste history tools for Windows 8 / Metro apps?

Hey, weird oven. It only goes to 250 degrees. Good thing I only needed to reheat this. [10 mins later] Celsius Jeff! Cels…

You Are Not Late - "The internet is still at the beginning of its beginning" https://t.co/FzQtakJnpz

Here's how to test if your org's Mission is real: would any employee refuse a manager's request on the grounds that it violates…

Yup. https://t.co/H8vGylZUIy http://t.co/6HUo31wceu

"This is why I don't go to church any more. Well, this and the atheism."

10 thousand years http://t.co/praBdRA57c

Why are some hard things fun, and some hard things unpleasant? I think it's more than just flow. Some clues here http://t.co/t…

Kickstarter for my new rental car company called "No Shitty American Cars".

The best way to get what you want is to help others get what they want.

The tech community needs to find a word other than "broken" to describe systems that only work 99% of the time.

80s computer hacking: a supercut http://t.co/FbGkFvf57A

Can we just kick ALL the people out of the middle east and make it a nature preserve?

Complaints @nytimes had about the telegraph in 1858: "superficial, sudden, unsifted, too fast for the truth..." http://t.c…

My Old UCSC Infinity Professor, Tom Lehrer, granting derivative work permission. http://t.co/VftvfNVwXq

Happy Sysadmin Day, nerds! http://t.co/QimZeMKuzP (Hilariously, the Sysadmin Day website was down earlier.)

So apparently it is more efficient to merge lanes as late as possible? Would not have guessed that. http://t.co/vPZap90lSh

"anybody out there who posts on #stackoverflow or @stackexchange, you are part of the technical elite" -- Ed Snowden https://t…

At the county fair, you definitely know you are in Iowa now! http://t.co/H3VO0ljtLD

The Leader of the Unfree World: http://t.co/zmQ5ulBUrW

That's why before I blur info, I first rearrange it through editing. Good luck "Computer, enhance!"-ing that suckas!

Why blurring sensitive information is a bad idea http://t.co/smvqmEvxJz

Random bizdev is the worst. "We should work together.. on stuff.. doing THINGS!" Like what, specifically? "Our best people are on it!"

Viral Vid: 10-yr-old girl & little sister destroy @Slayer’s “War Ensemble” on @Rocksmithgame! http://t.co/NLytzcOYu4 http:…

That time Americans wouldn't buy 1/3 lb burger bc they thought quarter pounder had more beef. http://t.co/5kKMKle6T7 http:…

I keep telling you guys, Amazing World of Gumball is not a cartoon, it is a documentary! http://t.co/beZd7cNstA

@gortok yes I tweeted that a while ago. Great article.

A TED playlist to watch: The 20 most popular TED talks of all time . . . http://t.co/abQbjpdPWa

Excited that the cheap practical solar power I dreamed of as a kid may finally be here. The money for nothing and chicks for free of energy.

Love details like this: it is as if a million @discourse support requests cried out at once and were silenced. http://t.co/RSHqFWmbke

do teenagers today even know who Clippy was? 98 to 2004. http://t.co/Y1Ax3E91Ms

http://t.co/1pOqPmAxlZ an unsolicited proposal that the Bedford-Union Armory in Brooklyn, NY be converted into citizen programming center

@codinghorror “do you have an uncle al” is my personal hell

A little Lego art project (related to @discourse and @stackexchange) for Mr @rockhardawesome's room http://t.co/bQRuthO63f

It's the "I think I shall remark that this tall person is particularly tall" school of conversation. Probably news to them.

I wish more people, before expressing an idea, would wonder "gee, I wonder if anyone else has expressed a similar idea, EVER"

Oh yeah Baker Street, the smoothest rock science has yet devised https://t.co/ontkSRpps7

Ooh, look; it's us! http://t.co/AlUoeFFGPY (a day in the bizarre life of a stack geek)

Nearly 1.5 yrs ago I wrote a Google Doc of "Tips for Finding Software Engineering Jobs". I've updated it w/ new info: http://t…

Pretty sneaky, sis... https://t.co/BYO5KbE4dn

@codinghorror I broke this rule for myself last week. Spent 3 days fixing a problem that we finally solved by a $0.06/ho…

I'm going to be using the Simlish font for some of the Discourse 1.0 screenshots. http://t.co/39mnUxXPQ0

Hardware is Cheap, Programmers are Expensive http://t.co/DweguA68cu

I want to meet these people who are like "yay, I pasted text and all my formatting was preserved". I want to meet them, and kill them.

As birth rate slows and population ages, demand for adult diapers is outpacing baby diapers: http://t.co/SG2jXTr1hf http://t.co/N4…

@SaraJChipps ugh they're blocking proper airflow to the servers

Five Posts You Will Never See on Social Media https://t.co/gesnU6voyv http://t.co/RJVFET0L7B

2 year old daughter just walked in the room, pointed her naked butt at me, and said "look at my booty". I am awesome at parenting.

❤ 💗 💓 💕 💖 💞 💘 https://t.co/mXgFjzRNzX

How hard is it OK to physically hit someone with a slap bracelet? Asking for a friend. A friend named @JasonPunyon

When I am knee-deep in project mess this is what everything I read looks like: http://t.co/UP8pNEkUfd

I see your treadmill desk and raise you a chin-up desk.

10% of people will never steal, 10% of people will always steal, and for everyone else … it depends. http://t.co/8FB79cQd6c

Scully Likes Science https://t.co/4AbAtCCALg

The "Just In Time" Theory of User Behavior http://t.co/8FB79cQd6c

Our Discourse summer intern learned programming from Roblox and Minecraft. That's exactly how it should be. Games.

When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face you TREAT HER RESPECTFULLY

Who is Tyler Durden? https://t.co/XK46ZjP6f8

What if undefined WAS a function?

I get a little nerd rage when I see meme images not using the proper Impact font. http://t.co/kLQsUAAO58

I don't wear this shirt because I like it. I wear it as a WARNING TO THE PUBLIC. http://t.co/SbOxrxQgXC

"Most of our current technology sucks, and even if it didn't, who am I to try and stop you?" http://t.co/ZlDtvjJSiD

To teach security via gamification, we should create a worldwide network of vulnerable servers containing valuable data to st…

We'll now inform you in search results when we detect pages that may not work on your devices: http://t.co/JwWZqeHTKe http:/…

THIS: teaching "computational thinking" way more important than coding (syntax) http://t.co/RYI1SriDZl by @tasneemraja via @…

"Trolls do not build." – Aragorn

New Weird Al video is fantastic: Word Crimes https://t.co/YSBGQlwArf

Put your hands together for Randy Watson, ladies and gentlemen! https://t.co/n1mraXtUJB

Last chance to save #NetNeutrality http://t.co/Dj7qskpph8 #cablecompanyfuckery /PLS RT! PLS RT! http://t.co/bMgA1pzxIv