1. We don't read pages, we scan them 2. We don't make optimal choices, we satisfice 3. We don't figure out how things work, we muddle thru

New post: The Revolution Has Not Yet Succeeded https://t.co/lSAt4RGieB

What do YOU do when someone starts drama on the internet? http://t.co/tnxbZcQKgr http://t.co/VpAJ1VcQn0

PUBLISH OR PERISH!!!! http://t.co/a5333nDd4F

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! VBScript still works in IE11. http://t.co/BZsO06C4N6

PSA: @dozba and are I convening a REST court where a panel of your peers decide whether something is RESTful. https://t.co/AGMy7UlT9T

Whenever I hear web marketers talk about "funnels", I think of the Amigara Fault... http://t.co/ZRpPwxYb7v

http://t.co/UKdmKnCXfK statistics http://t.co/OUkIOVecLv

Egypt calls on US authorities to show restraint against protesters in #Ferguson http://t.co/r4pZ1uKScZ http://t.co/BDSwDATZD1

I like slapping people. I like card games. OK mostly I like slapping people. https://t.co/S4dUaBaIEK

Cannot be unseen http://t.co/ODyDBIf00i

"Tap a button and a chauffeur-driven Rolls-Royce Ghost will pick you up within minutes." Uber for the .001%?

The number of people I see giving their support topics a title of, more or less, "I haz a problem!" never ceases to amaze me.

"I always thought that 'pick your own strawberries' signs were farmers telling the public to leave their crops alone."

Now this is a ballsy startup. Mr. Fusion! http://t.co/Jg8jZkz7mE

@dozba JEALOUS

I don't normally complain about changes because I like to try them out first. But this favorite-as-forced-RT thing is truly a bad idea.

I am not seeing forced retweet on favorite on my account, am I? BTW, really REALLY bad idea, Twitter.

Excited: launching the Digital Ecologies Research Partnership (DERP) w/ @imgur @reddit @twitch @fark @stackexchange - http://…

I do hope one result of Ferguson is that all police wear cams when on duty. I truly believe this will produce better outcomes for everyone.

ICYMI: I made a screencast on debugging Ember.js and Javascript applications: http://t.co/VLPerFjhb8

Preliminary link rot results are that 25% of bookmarks saved in 2009 are dead, and 17% saved in 2011 are gone. Spreadsheet to…

Vanilla Ice decries lack of emotional truth in new Ninja Turtles rap
http://t.co/xWZE9jLBP9

License plate spotted: IPDYDFU with a big Mr. T decal.

F**k the Police http://t.co/88ELqeY2W6

while brogrammers make hook up apps/pizza delivery drones, kids from marginalized communities use tech for real needs http://t.co…

Apparently this is the front cover of the current Bloomberg Businessweek? http://t.co/1Sz91J0xyQ

@codinghorror It's not so clear in your history. A lot got just glorified. See this extraordinarily detailed take: http://t.…

@howtogeek this series is hilarious

I'm not sure we will see practical gun control in this country until plasma rifles are a thing. Not even joking.

Foreigners who are surprised how much the USA loves guns: ever seen a Western movie? For better or worse, part of our cultural heritage.

Assume no one will read more than the first two sentences of your email. (and the subject)

What it's like to play online games as a grownup http://t.co/0RaPbZm849

Probably TMI but whatever karmic justice I deserved enough to get a zit on the *inside* of my eyelid, I am deeply sorry

As a parent, every time I see a pregnant woman now, I think "Why are you creating *another* one of these things??"

Meanwhile, I am literally counting the days until I can get my hands on the 5.5" iPhablet. Seriously. http://t.co/lDESUYAmEp

I feel like Ferguson PD watched that "Let's Be Cops" movie and didn't realize it was a comedy

@codinghorror thx for the RT - can you also mention the rest of the album ? http://t.co/6c6i2o1Rgc

a mini PNG poster http://t.co/kUeg1yQ0U3

Someone spelled “logins” with two g’s and now I can’t get “Danger Zone” out of my head

Atlantic article compares email to cockroaches http://t.co/3tWG4bovWL like @codinghorror 4 years ago http://t.co/GG61zyEj7U

Web Trolls Winning as Incivility Increases – via @NYTNow http://t.co/E0iAHAulWs

i've waited my entire life to read this: http://t.co/MzCeML82oG

What happens when a thunderstorm hits the world's busiest airport (ATL) http://t.co/r2evBHYRUJ /via @reddit

Highway patrol captain Ron Johnson is leading protesters on a march through Ferguson. A corner turned? http://t.co/ewytjhz2uP

This Audrey (10 years old) plays guitar video is so amazing. Cowboys from Hell! I love the audience participation. https://t.co/Wbly9dTtLh

You are underestimating the compounding awesomeness of continually fixing small broken things.

"If this conversation seems strange to you, you probably haven't worked with many software developers." http://t.co/Rg8ZPQ5kqL

USB do not push http://t.co/Jo4Nu4wO6w

Here's the thing about cop cams: in my experience, *everyone* behaves better when they know others are watching.

The best part of the 30th birthday of the PC is discovering Retro Battlestations http://t.co/bkY7sFIsfR

Use of cop cams in Rialto, CA has reduced brutality complaints by 88%, use of force by 60%, and absolved falsely accused of…

Yes, our eventual goal is to be able to develop Discourse's client app without running Rails: https://t.co/Awjr38kpEr

The 20 year old kid who made a name for himself on YouTube with 5 years of hard work. Love these stories http://t.co/aJBEQqochT

To be even more petty, the company could have paid him in small bits of coin, or "bit coins" http://t.co/T9BFtiSH3M

This musicless recut of the Village People's YMCA video is amazing https://t.co/DWlmjUe8no

“140 chars ought to be enough for anyone… to write a function generating 1024x1024 art.”

http://t.co/v1tMoxawZa http:…

Come on Kinja / Gawker. You can do better than this. http://t.co/2cQLjzclYE

Teens know YouTube celebs more than Hollywood? Makes sense. My 5y old son and I watch YT all the time, way better TV than I had in the 80s.

Exciting to see http://t.co/FbTQWMJbGf close a $50m round of funding from a16z! I'd click that for a dollar!

Happy birthday to the most Important Man on the Internet, @jzy

Guy calls a telemarketer back and tricks them into resetting their phone http://t.co/Bsa6WJll3g

Why being a "programmer" isn't actually good for your career: http://t.co/BLpiGx0eY2

"Being a pixel used to mean something." http://t.co/SlGiLYxc9u

It doesn't scale, it's incredibly expensive, and it might be impossible: moderating anonymous messaging apps http://t.co/YvKX1ofZmp

recommended just for you http://t.co/txv1UogAjx

So what does it mean to be “entitled” to an opinion? http://t.co/vjxMd4573s

Colecovision (I was on the original R&D team for this product.) http://t.co/H8QarOmJ8S

A reboot of Planet Of The Apes where it all starts with an ape being granted copyright over his selfie.

"In the late 1980s, two-thirds of U.S. companies were 10 years old or less. In 2011, only about half were." http://t.co/cmFeyBgqHJ

Restocking the van with wipes, hand sanitizer, Band-Aids, juice boxes, straws, towels. #dadops

TIL that Postgres will take a 498mb string "query" and happily try to execute it :(

This idea of having both "Sign Up" and "Log In" buttons seems to assume users are AOL-level mentally deficient.

I don't think pointy-hairs fully understand how much Stack Overflow has revolutionized programming. It's the biggest accel…

Bouncy house #3! I can stop any time I want! http://t.co/Ll7sEGOSPe

"The [lithium battery] will reduce the weight of the bike by nearly 20 pounds." Wow. http://t.co/bOv2ACiHnh

Tough day. I am going to strap on my sandals with tube socks, grab a mayonnaise sandwich, and put on some Christopher Cross just to relax.

Read how this @Wikipedia entry changed one man's life http://t.co/XQeKRKWb6g http://t.co/QnqHCi93dr

Don't forget: Rock Band 3 via Games on Demand on Xbox 360 is only $9.99 through 8/11! http://t.co/fHLoVgC7a4

Broke open the piggy bank to raid quarters so I could ride BART to my VC meeting. THAT IS HOW BALLER I AM

'I now live in a world where some of my most ardent fans don’t own televisions' -- @ConanOBrien #TVSummit http://t.co/30bCKmEF…

avoiding the Zone of Mediocrity https://t.co/dsPGKQntaF http://t.co/tgeyvhQy25

Horse Tornado http://t.co/XBT5mcahg6

Non retina iPads are like Star Wars Episode I - III, they never existed in my world.

Why Some Schools Are Selling All Their iPads (and switching to laptops). http://t.co/1crQHaezhy

So you want to create a community: http://t.co/RqZJHhqDwc

@codinghorror Mobile Safari shows title-text on hold: http://t.co/0QMX7GdcFS

I wish there was a built in way to expose tooltips / title="" element on touch devices without hover states. Touch-and-hold?

they are releasing a special edition white version of a black console? THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

@codinghorror New client. Had one of their employees tune an ORM-generated query. Reduced CPU by 99.999%, IO by 99.996%. Ser…

What ORMs have taught me: just learn SQL http://t.co/YUdRUFPcQG

in 2007, the SunSpider Javascript benchmark took 5.4 seconds. Today it takes 153 milliseconds. 35x faster in 7 years. http://t.co/GC0eO52Kda

current status: building shareholder value

Hey ladies, I'm hiring for @stellarorg. Open-source financial access for all. https://t.co/VygZiESVkr Please share.

IMPORTANT PSA: RT @karenmcgrane: A Chrome extension changes "the cloud" to "my butt" http://t.co/AdwufZjZUr http://t.co/IH…

You are sending signed Petzold's CODE and Turing Annotated books when you run our Xamarin.Forms app: http://t.co/q1E95RU…

Just confirmed: I could delete every app not on the first page of my iPhone with very little consequence.

How the Donner Party inspired modern food packaging http://t.co/3lUhB6xo9u

Best thing today: "Lead rhymes with read. Lead rhymes with read."