@horse_mans A++++ troll would read again

@codinghorror way to taint the spec with the yankees

@codinghorror Was going to RT, but then I saw that disturbing Yankees comment at the bottom of the website.

Standard Flavored Markdown http://t.co/vLIHPKk0Bn

The “Meat Mountain” will not be listed on the menu, but store associates will make it for customers who ask. http://t.co/ylshZZzfd8

google autocomplete not working corre (via http://t.co/CdZ5qgMTCF ) http://t.co/VspBDvGpsU

Tomorrow should be exciting.

The Verge goes all-in on responsive web and is nuking their native apps: http://t.co/pnSaRExBFp http://t.co/XVPUque7HB

Idea: cloud providers should have an option to not back up nude photos by default using something like this: http://t.co/5N0…

Seth's Blog: The wasteful fraud of sorting for youth meritocracy http://t.co/ow386hns7S

This is wonderful. Please please please let my children read "school textbooks" that work like this. https://t.co/5K0o8hZ0jM

Why does Windows think that my wireless keyboard is a toaster? http://t.co/jFtvatEz8y

I am going to write a book titled HOW TO BE INSANELY PRODUCTIVE and inside will be a single page with "don't have children" printed on it.

"Don’t tell me what you value, show me your budget, and I’ll tell you what you value." http://t.co/UgGABODHeq

@ohmz @codinghorror I asked it in an interview early this year, and the guy said “My professor taught me this!” — and then got…

FizzBuzz is no longer a valid way to test devs, because since @codinghorror blogged about it it looks like unis have started teac…

That font used in the MTV video opening / closing credits. You know, when MTV used to play "music videos" http://t.co/x3odGSCXq6

Remember, kids! No consequences in games != no consequences in real life: http://t.co/KEU0Se8oHe

91% of bookmarked links from 1997 are dead https://t.co/TXzbGMBtkw

I'm so creeped out by Facebook that I only access it via an isolated, empty GMail account I set up for that purpose. A hazmat suit.

There are two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

Man, nerds could not catch a break in the 80s. Just look at this box art: http://t.co/OFIoFoVqxS (This toy was amazing, BTW.)

One week of typing on the CODE #mechanical #keyboard designed by @codinghorror: why would anyone use anything else?! http:…

If you get in a stranger's car & yell "UBER" before they say anything, they're required to drive you anywhere you want

Beyoncé for president in 2016? It just makes sense.

.@riordan If you wanna be my lover, you gotta #engage my #brand / make it last for ever / #engagement never ends

Click link, read blog, see "Your" spelled "You're". Quietly close tab. http://t.co/54ySBDpelU

Keep your friends close, but your haters closer.

My name is Betsy & I am a former Obsessive Compulsive. Now? Predictable. MT @ACSReactions: Pipette Personalities http://t.co/…

Is there a German word to describe people who don't remove the promotional stickers from items they purchased?

Why does Google prepend while(1); to their JSON responses? http://t.co/kOjpqGbPTL

"Once Firefox starts checking my spelling, I'm looking for a new browser." -- commenter from 2008

Can't wait for iPhone 6 to come out. I've given the Android phone world a shot for 6 months and I'll be.. uh, glad to leave.

"When your users keep walking through a hole in the wall you should probably make a door there." http://t.co/aINMDkjkJe

Jon Skeet, #1 StackOverflow user of ALL TIMES speaking at Evolve! http://t.co/GcXpsx3DzS

Are you ready to have your mind blown? http://t.co/FrmpNzYJaG

If you want to replace "gamer" you need a better word, but until then, here's a SWAT team being called as a prank: http://t…

Blogged: Dealing With Bad Behavior in a Community http://t.co/XIZcgCAvkr #sad #lopsa #getchef #pshorg

This, by @malki, is the best thing ever written about Batman. [From: http://t.co/R06uMuCc8a http://t.co/b3MC6DFv88] http:…

Amazing: Mozilla's $33 smartphone has almost the same specs as the first iPhone http://t.co/jIGPY6upfp via @maxart http://t…

@EthenAWilson I should learn how to code

Social media you guys http://t.co/hqwu6J5Wjj

I may have overreacted a tad to the twins climbing their bookshelves and turning on their light instead of sleeping http://t.co/l7sZZxb0nR

YOU ARE IN A LEGACY CODEBASE > RUN TESTS YOU HAVE NO TESTS > READ SPEC YOU HAVE NO SPEC > WRITE FIX YOU ARE EATEN BY AN …

The fear of cryptic URLs, long or short, is now no longer a problem. http://t.co/874VLsHkjJ

I woke up this morning screaming "I am gonna optimize the f*** out of our motherf***ing funnel today" then I punched a hole in the wall

@JJKazakoffEigen opinions vary

Learn how to love in 30 days.

learn how to code in just 30 days. http://t.co/fZYTNOJIBx

Cool! Google Chrome 37 makes better font rendering and 64-bit standard, finally! https://t.co/8HeeaOgruT

@howtogeek viva le competition

http://t.co/6bmZ2QnLWw now with official hosting, install service, and 500% more animated gifs on the homepage

Sometimes, the best birthday gift is a little honesty. http://t.co/INUOtZ1YZI

@rusanu "humpification process"

Does anyone else feel like Jenkins is probably super smooth with the ladies? http://t.co/GVfBtS1CIH

One of the most pernicious problems in online discussion - "not participating in good faith". By that I mean willingness to evolve position.

These men hassling women need to like, find better hobbies. Or some self-esteem. Or a life. Or something.

"Well, if we declare Nerf guns annoying, only annoying people will have Nerf guns." http://t.co/cxRQghG7QW

We just launched @discourse version 1.0, along with our official hosting and install services! http://t.co/13FSWnKysJ

Something has gotta give in the college education status quo. Unsustainable. http://t.co/BSEpvUF6pS

Why’s “The Giving Tree,” about staying happy in an abusive relationship, beloved? The trees a PARENT, not a partner. htt…

tomorrow should be exciting

Those alcoholism scenes in Boyhood were extreeeeeemely realistic. I remembered a bunch of stuff that I ... kinda really didn't want to.

Boyhood was a great movie. So amazing to see actors really *age* in a movie, over 10+ years! https://t.co/ecuCm3Jpsi

"14. Blog about this experience. Pray it goes viral and is picked up by HuffPo." http://t.co/BzMujoKFrv

"these people say they want flesh-colored Band-Aids!" (1963) http://t.co/AaiEAIXZZz

Based on the # of support requests we get on it, configuring server email is one of the hardest problems in computer science.

Wikipedia Article Titles That Can Be Sung to the ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Theme Song by xkcd http://t.co/iWJdGTu1Rp

Really struggling with the inevitable feature matrix page for @discourse. What is the purpose and utility of these? Product e-peen?

As you get older, I find the highs become higher, the lows lower. That's how the ride goes. http://t.co/gwjtVpl2GM

speed of light > speed of sound http://t.co/yvhhoUzz00

I NEVER HAVE ENOUGH COLORS OF POST-IT NOTES next man I date should bring me a bouquet of postits.

@codinghorror whenever you tweet about music, I faintly hear "we built this city".

Toto's Africa, by Ernest Hemingway http://t.co/uLtxNTTifE

http://t.co/SQak6uRRAx projects are half off today, thanks to Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation. Help a classroom out! http://…

The 6.0 M near the Bay Area this morning was the largest quake to hit that area since the Loma Prieta earthquake almost 25 years …

For my next trick, I'm going to make this anxiety disappear! http://t.co/GiC1G965Yk http://t.co/8utsG3cxs6

not caring as a service

It's the most perfect day ever! http://t.co/1gq2mHJNgd http://t.co/J8TNqDr7Q7

finally upgraded to a Samsung 850 Pro SSD. My first ever 512gb SSD! My, how prices have shrunk. http://t.co/TfpbZn45ZK

Writing is a way of converting childhood trauma into very small quantities of money.

Inside this book is revolution. Radical text written by a Buddhist nun. Read it to be pushed, not to be comforted. http:…

"One possible explanation is that people just don't need that many apps." yep. http://t.co/D5iER8nZO8

Promised myself never to buy figurines again but if this ever happened. http://t.co/pKDUfKw0bF

"He had not spoken with or touched another human being, until this night, for 27 years." http://t.co/RDyinL37Lb

"I would visit the arcades with a notepad, and try to figure out what the games were doing" http://t.co/YhmB1eox06

using the RAD soundtrack as an example in UI design. Good times. Good times. https://t.co/yDuZJHEMq4

The truest thing @haacked has ever said: "those of you without kids have no idea what kind of vacation you are on"

Mobile is messed up. Didn't this game come out like 48 hours ago? https://t.co/Xq4zjZKIzd

Why am I clicking on this stuff? Why?

Four essential movie soundtracks: 1. Heavy Metal, 2. Real Genius, 3. Fight Club, 4. Clockwork Orange. Yours?

Aw, man, I dropped my Pocky and it broke into 4 pieces. #firstworldproblems

Adult females oust teenage boys as largest gaming demographic http://t.co/aEHubM1TK5

"A person who has been punished is not thereby simply less inclined to behave in a given way; at best, he learns how to avoid punishment."

Every time someone mentions "infraction point" systems to me I feel compelled to show them http://t.co/4t6NqOhDzf http://t.co/bU8kbVPRtZ

Borderlands: #ThePreSequel is now available for digital pre-order! http://t.co/wUtyl25O5R http://t.co/He9WjCrDe1

The online video game community is one of the most sexist & toxic places I've ever seen... And I'm a software developer!

Invisible Hand. http://t.co/jW0UWdvubJ

IDC: Tablets with cellular voice capabilities are getting traction in Asia Pacific (@riptari) http://t.co/0s9j0go9Zc http://t…