Playing Zombicide, I think @ZogStriP can pull this one out! http://t.co/QVTfUEYTSF

The strangest thing about Bloomberg's godawful Tim Cook cover is they did such a great job with Piketty in May http://t.co/tj8L6wx…

This giant iPhone sure seems to be getting rave reviews. Shocker! Who among us could have *possibly* seen that coming?

"I think there are very few of us who live in the have-a-discussion-to-try-to-learn-things world."

This mystery room event @eviltrout set us up with was really, really fun. Recommended: http://t.co/WvwEt8Slgs

Apple can no longer decrypt user data on iPhones and iPads for police, starting with iOS 8 http://t.co/0PKO3lObNM http://t.co…

NPR talking to some Scots about the independence vote. I couldn't understand them but I think this was the gist. http://t.co/…

My cat is sad because life has given him many, many lemons & he cannot use them to make lemonade because he is a cat. http://…

So that's it. Two guys in ties on Sand Hill Road with "Need Funding" signs. Time to close shop, burn it all down. http://t.…

HTML5 or as my coworkers call it "Miguel de Icaza Flavored Markdown"

Sorry I haven’t tweeted much lately but I’m trying to deal with all the turmoil getting a free album in iTunes has caused m…

I'm super stoked! Just shipped my first major feature for @StackExchange and #StackOverflow! http://t.co/q0trXkDJGX

Super sorry about this, but I got the time wrong for the Discourse meetup tonight. It's *6pm* not *5pm* -- https://t.co/EIle…

Bringing a Furby into the home is grounds for divorce, right? http://t.co/NmakC1tZ6B

Never thought I'd say it, but @discourse makes my life better. #thenewsitepointforums
#cmgr

5 Secret McDonald’s Menu Items You Have To Order http://t.co/F9Yu6WaLEV

Will iPhone 6+ have 2gb ram? Has this ever been confirmed either way?

Opened my bag to realize I forgot to pack any underwear for a 6 day trip. That is a first.

Remember, Tomorrow night is our Discourse Meetup in Toronto with the whole core team! https://t.co/sLNT7pFPmE - come say hi!

Behold the bevy of Canadian treats @eviltrout put together for us! Not pictured: Ice Wine! http://t.co/wCUhbII3GW

Leaving for the Discourse yearly team meeting, this year in Toronto! WHAT'S THAT ABOOT EH?

Saw "USA vs Serbia" trending. Instantly thought "please be sports, please be sports, please be sports."

This 1982 Starlog interview with PKD on a novel he never lived to write is pretty fascinating https://t.co/591YftdJZ2 h/t @alexism…

Happy birthday to Steam, which turned 11 years old today. http://t.co/L5WUWLzGBb http://t.co/lzaDCnPCUo

@howtogeek Oh well. I really can't stand using Android any more. It grates every day now.

wow, my credit card got auto-blocked when ordering the iPhones from AT&T and now ship dates are into November :(

Original iPhone screen soon to look as quaint as original Mac screen.

Lower courts invalidating software patents in wake of Supreme Court ruling. Excellent news. http://t.co/YM6ZKBszKK

Come on apple store this is some horseshit, daddy needs his gold phablet

Yeah, they are natural http://t.co/t5J7UWk7hv http://t.co/UjZ6AChXuM

Pshaw midnight is not late. When you see dawn breaking, *that* is late.

“Of course the existing system works well for me — it’s run by people like me, for people like me.” —@cshirky https://t.co/r6IVWmq9Ms

Archaeologists Hate Him! Local Professor defeats Nazis using this 1 weird old artifact. #explainafilmplotbadly

Evolution of music sales: 1. Pay a lot 2. Pay a little 3. Pay anything 4. OK fine, just pay once a month 5. Fuck you, now you…

Twitter mobile developer conference, Oct 22 in SF: https://t.co/5z4xOR88v8

Emoji One is amazing and fully open source! Check out the emoji family tree: http://t.co/uVihGQOReX

@codinghorror and we're live! Thanks for your support Jeff: http://t.co/SojxRQXHij :)

"at the end of the day, I don't see people that love beautiful things wearing this with any great regularity." ouch. http://t.co/1DUDWxo8no

Also if you're in Toronto don't miss our (very rare) Discourse Meetup https://t.co/EIle8Uwj8e on Tuesday!

Some people, when faced with a problem, think "I know, I'll dismiss it with a witticism." Now they have zero problems.

New Developer forums for @Twitter launched today. Built on the @discourse platform. Thanks @codinghorror and team. http://t.c…

We may have reached Peak Emoji http://t.co/vnNlIyGvaG

Watching the additional UI in action on the 5.5" iPhone 6, it is so clear why phablets are winning. Honestly? I could have gone bigger.

I hear @notch will use that 2 billion to buy Oculus Rift back from Facebook

Just in case you're curious, this is what the four supported iPhone resolutions in iOS 8 look like together: http://t.…

Every now and again, I go back and re-read @codinghorror's what have you done post: http://t.co/HdYQjKmLYi It still motiv…

Wow, Microsoft neal dear to buy Minecraft? That'd be the smartest bigco deal I've seen since Google bought YouTube.

before the iWatch, there was this - presenting the Fossil Wrist PDA running Palm OS: http://t.co/WbG2Gj5vLv

@hblodget @ajs The wait is over. http://t.co/U8dLz3shhO

Someone needs to make an Apple Watch version of the so-bad-it's-good Galaxy Gear ad:
https://t.co/NotFdI4kKi http://t.co/…

The Beatles: Rock Band was released 5 years ago today! Thanks so much to all of you for the birthday well wishes. https://t.…

When I wore my Pebble Watch, and I'd check on status while talking to people, people would frown and go "Do you need to be s…

"buyers are willing to pay a premium to do more work with less cores because the per-core software licensing costs are extremely high"

@XOver9000 me too but that seems super unlikely. 2gb I pray for

In a perfect world, Gold 5.5" iPhone 6, Gold 12" iPad Air 2, both with 2gb ram so I can have more than one tab open in Mobile Safari

Please Apple RAM gods, bequeath 2gb upon the new iPad tomorrow. It is so bad now. Also: GOOOOOLD EVERYTHING http://t.co/TeZsB6lkuN

sorry! No new kids, I was just reminiscing about my ongoing mission to stock all my children's heads with "THE CRAZY" (distant screaming)

I like being at the command line in Linux because it feels like I am totally all up in the Matrix http://t.co/gCyP3XqnIV

Notes from the development of xkcd's "Pixels" - http://t.co/mR7KbXl44q <= "People watching TV don't browse on computers. …

@codinghorror hear about it http://t.co/90l2J3R2NU

They.. actually .. sold live monkeys via mail to children in the early 70s? "No instructions [were included]" http://t.co/SKKUuynzDV

@dozba mansplaining to the hilt

That article encapsulates everything you need to know about men: win at all costs, no matter how crazy the consequences are.

"In the late 90s he became famed as a man who would do anything to win a bet." http://t.co/dF2XEr1NtC as of *2014* he still has the implants

BuzzFeed is very much like that.

I remember reading the 1st issue of Maxim, about the guy who got breast implants on a lost bet, and thinking: this mag is going to be huge.

Looks like someone wasn't included in a listicle http://t.co/jJXZoFGa1T

I'm just totally stunned Reddit's CEO thought this statement was rock solid. http://t.co/YWyW5PGF2X

The Universal Rules of Civilized Discourse: http://t.co/4qoaJiWW81

Why I donated to @EFF: they keep the Internet free and open https://t.co/m5WqUn10N8

Lots of gems in this piece about email spam, abuse, and encryption: https://t.co/gADqNK5YxN by Mike Hearn, a very smart/savv…

@benatkin it is fully markdown compatible, so .Md is fine

The Standard / Common Markdown project, in accordance with the wishes of @gruber, has been renamed to http://t.co/hdDpdUK5Ug

Traction: A startup guide to getting customers by @yegg http://t.co/sLxpV0eXHs

"At some point in the future, Markdown may support starting ordered lists at an arbitrary number." This was written in 2004.

Working on my newsletter… http://t.co/atAY4Tk2LU

What Does Your Computer Chair Say About You? https://t.co/1e8W3QJ93D

5 account security features every online service should have: http://t.co/em7TjuDTpr

My Epson color printer is out of “light light black”.

Seriously? That’s a color name? http://t.co/Ap7JbLr6ao

"We love your house so much that we built a new foundation for it, so it's stronger and will last longer. What do you think?" "BLASPHEMY!"

I see, so it's simply RGB ClearType vs greyscale ClearType. e.g. http://t.co/ESf5cyM69U

Weird, why am I seeing bad IE11 font rendering here? (IE11 on right, FF on left, look at the a & s chars) http://t.co/LKOTreXI59

just saw a document with http://t.co/yHzbAjAkvs misspelled as http://t.co/6fxrTr5Lby and I was like oh maybe that's a thing, turns out it is

to @gruber's credit, I finally got a nice thoughtful, and detailed response. Very much appreciated.

@codinghorror there's a collector group in Germany that's said to be "Lego complete." they're the stuff of legend in the lego…

Is there anyone who owns every numbered Lego set? Asking for a friend. Who enjoys vicarious participation in other peoples obsessions.

Can't we all just buy giant iPhone Sixes and get along together?

FBI working with game developer association to combat online harassment http://t.co/POSxhHrsKC

Let's get irrational. RT @caleb_scharf: This: http://t.co/ta2nbFjhL1

I apologize for any drama, I dislike drama, I like resolutions and forward progress. That is what I am aiming for.

Standard Markdown is now Common Markdown http://t.co/pubvpgoc45

OMG Markdown http://t.co/dUZ9YgmqxB

So much 80s in this Ghostbusters still http://t.co/XEoTB0R3mR

Congrats @smithmegan and @amac! Can't wait to see what fresh ideas you unlock for tech innovation in government!

@eableson @siracusa yes, with the caveat that on page comments are read only

http://t.co/cTcrasTSlC

no problem here, nothing to see, move along, "ambiguity is a feature!"

Drama is easy. Behaving like a grown up is hard.

*Every* implementation of Markdown is a fork, because the "spec" is so ambiguous: http://t.co/tDkYH1lDI2

@Jeff_Hatz if I hated John Gruber, why would I spend so much time popularizing something he created and ensuring its future success?