"He's showing incredible flexibility in his bones, Joe!" https://t.co/ptAH4WMH0L

Remember kids, The Facebook Prison Experiment begins the moment you log in!

i confess i enjoy this myself https://t.co/RT2MygVSdX

When you put them side by side, Atwood's law is just a specific instance of Murphy's law.

18 years in, we've taken the models off the cover of Stuff. I'm excited about this. http://t.co/attGXD3KTc

This is what I get for working with Canadians. THIS IS WHAT I GET. Hate crimes! http://t.co/EO4OJFLD4t

stated another way, if you allow people to be selfish at no cost to themselves, too many of them will.

In that study, note that people only "do the right thing" when you design the conditions/game correctly. (see: Stack Overflow)

“In general, people are willing to do the right or fair thing even at some cost for themselves” http://t.co/JUZ72XgwrZ

Wanton violence. http://t.co/QJVRTYmpcJ http://t.co/WwFkjkMu7i

Shaving the Yak: all day, erry day http://t.co/l1E5Tj8DpY

the number one thing a TweetStorm™ says is "my time is more important than yours".

Why aren't ppl using vw for viewport relative font sizing? Been widely supported for a while. http://t.co/iV26WcprR5 http:…

Ice spikes http://t.co/iVBunpfJYW

dear Mr. President America: i think that. when you talk issue that is not bird. you are not care about bird? plz only ta…

The Daily Show theory of social change: sneak it in with humor. It works, where almost nothing else does.

Apple Genius helping this poor woman next to me literally* just "Well actually"'d her to death. *figuratively

I'm 😮⚠ on Emojli, the emoji-only network! Reserve your username now: http://t.co/xdgiNPg5A9

This whole "corporations are people" thing is going really great

PROTIP: Turn data into big data by encoding it as XML.

Orkut nooooooo! You were the RC Cola of social networks!

I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. https://t.co/jBdryijk5Y

One hundred hairs make a man https://t.co/wnHQ4IIxvz

If you're just discovering Sparks based on the music video in my previous tweet, I envy the experience you're about to have. So good.

the number one song in heaven https://t.co/XupMkpIw4r

If you're going to be a moderator, do it decisively and fairly. That wishy-washy hemming-and-hawing sort of moderation never ends well.

"Golf-cart accidents have killed more people than criminals" http://t.co/hdAnDLo2lj

Turn Down for Spock https://t.co/CM6S5ZKxlf

Congrats to 5000 Apple employees/families who attended today’s Pride parade.Inclusion inspires innovation.#applepride http://…

I just added $150 to my donation to mayday.us. Please join @lessig, there is nobody I trust more in politics https://t.co/KoJOR7CfDn

On the topic of imagination, via @Slaydnr http://t.co/llWCPn2IaS

Did anyone else have children and then realize they kind of suck at unstructured imaginative play? (sheepishly raises hand)

Wu-Tang Flan http://t.co/ObIkXzCOBD

This Man Just Won The Internet And Now He Has To Pay So Much In Taxes Because Can You Even Imagine How Much The Internet Costs

Is it really surprising that silicon valley hiring does not favor diversity? "reject if *anyone* has *any* reservations" is received wisdom.

This year's Dota 2 tournament pool is $10+ million. Last year it was ~$1 million. MOBA, baby, moba! http://t.co/SKTBUWqfBk

browser wars http://t.co/YV8XJ6dbRa

OKCupid was forced to redesign their contact form to teach men not to do certain things. They called it the "hey nice boobs" problem. Really

sooo apparently blur(), if it bubbles up to the body element in IE9/IE10, will unfocus the browser. Lovely. https://t.co/0Xrui9qZtc

Fifty Shades of Grey audiobook, as read by Gilbert Gottfried https://t.co/EcwfantI4y

@codinghorror done. http://t.co/kMJebMNyE0

Here is a screenshot of a picture of text on Instagram. Next level, take photo of screenshot, post on Instagram. http://t.co/0N9X5ZUHiL

Does Google's Material Design language properly credit Matt Stone and Trey Parker?

an actual Ayn Rand dating site (via @BhasChat) http://t.co/gFhp2KLQ4a

I'll say it again: this is how all textbooks should work, from now on, forever http://t.co/dVufSG7vhe

"the more someone receives or witnesses kindness, the more they will be kind themselves" http://t.co/vWpqouHKMY

Posted without comment. #drfun http://t.co/zCnSgCgKpe

I am helping Larry Lessig raise money to stop money from corrupting politicians, please join me and pledge here: https:/…

The 20 Most WTF Magical Items in Dungeons & Dragons http://t.co/CNCAOqKfOA #ArtifactsofDickishness

How to find your rockstar name http://t.co/sTTt9WzFDn

Space exploration makes a lot more sense when you think of it as humanity's off-site backup plan.

Brace Yourselves. V1.0 Is Coming. http://t.co/lchBerxJaa

has anyone ever put that "gimme the caiiish" guy from Fifth Element in their Series A deck? It was probably Yo, wasn't it.

I loved "The Martian" on Matt Cutts' recommendation. Great hard (and funny) sci-fi http://t.co/6eyuKwmNUu

this Steam sale is great, I've been meaning to pick up a copy of that "Team Fortress 2" game all the kids are playing

Building a community to build a product https://t.co/HqEOvZWEQQ

@chandyman @codinghorror think of me as a very expensive rubber duck.

Someone is *still* wrong on the Internet! https://t.co/G4qvR41hyf

one of those days when it's time to argue with everyone on the Internet https://t.co/SkomsXuKk3

I just had a vision of Kickstarter as the next great "As seen on TV!"

my brain:"that random object on the floor is a cat." me: "no, it's not." brain: "that random object on the floor is a cat." me: GOD DAMN IT

Gotta hand it to MSFT, the Surface Pro 3 addresses nearly every complaint I had about the 1 and 2. It's quite good now. Software, otoh..

7 Classic ’90s Toys That Weren’t Fun Anymore After 9/11 http://t.co/2zkMkDf32w via @clickhole

If you strike me down, I will become just as dead as you can possibly imagine.

This Stick Of Butter Is Left Out At Room Temperature; You Won’t Believe What Happens Next http://t.co/LriZzIjNS5 via @clickho…

help! my saas isn't growing! 1 year later. http://t.co/3CwWO3ULlK

Why sunglasses make you look more attractive: "Put on a pair of sunglasses, and voilà – instant symmetry." http://t.co/kB1y…

oh http://t.co/7BP6Ye3KZQ forums, you deliver so much more than babies http://t.co/snWvIHrqnW

Magical Office Worker Able To Turn Everything He Touches Into More Work For Colleagues http://t.co/dvVXVyEgVr

"If you're horrified by what you see in the mirror, you are not alone." http://t.co/xoLCLGyl4Z

Microsoft Surface Pro 3 Review http://t.co/0PjyPdHTEL

The Future Of Communication — http://t.co/VU6rjAYFjN http://t.co/xdUrsoaNMb

It is really odd to me that almost no Linux distros, even server distros, ship with firewall enabled by default

Here are some bears reflexively attacking a straw man, which is a good metaphor for the Internet http://t.co/FNUeAitfcl

When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up http://t.co/7DmAf3hLQG

I don't think we should be offended with others remind us to check our privilege. To me it is a modern version of http://t.co/0ugDhEAu84

"people get unexpected value from reflecting on the simpler, more mundane aspects of daily life" http://t.co/8dKR159mpj

REMEMBER THE RULES TO SLEEP: 1) Shut your eyes 2) Lie down 3) Check your phone for 6 hours 4) Question everything until yo…

Codec or taffeta? http://t.co/anQY5rLtZl

R u kidding me? Doing a live report at @oaklandpoliceca headquarters & my purse is stolen from the live truck! We were par…

Remember, kids, stay in school! (via @techapj) http://t.co/HOwgDSLLO0

Did pretty good at my son's preschool graduation until they recited "Oh, The Places You'll Go". That book is like daggers in my tear ducts.

"Where medallions exist, they have outperformed even the Standard & Poor’s 500-stock index" http://t.co/WGGfGFruV2

I am passive aggressive and want to insult my boss without him finding out http://t.co/advtJNQ2xb

"You know what the real Amazon customer lock in is? User-friendliness and convenience." http://t.co/7kpgc0FEjv

How Amazon is holding Hachette hostage http://t.co/nziQlRBE1B via @doctorow

Surface 3 is roomier and does not feel too big, but I do notice it is significantly thinner and lighter. http://t.co/Qu4fjdHpAT

Got my Surface Pro 3, Microsoft is dangerously close to getting this hardware formula right. Needs Windows 9 though.

Sweet Jesus the ellipsis page on Wikipedia is literally ... at the end of an URL, http://t.co/wRSZfr8oSY... -- this is thoughtcrime, people.

.@jollysonali spells out the rules of Hacker School: learning in a no shame environment. #lwtsummit #nowellactuallys http…

New to @Uber? Your first ride's free, up to $30! Sign up and claim yours here: https://t.co/mvXD7PP7SD

For you Washington Redskins fans who worry that America is going to change your name & destroy your tradition. WELCOME T…

That on the edge of control feeling is intoxicating. Not so much that you are dangerous to yourself, or others, but pushing limits.

The CSS color rebeccapurple, honoring @meyerweb’s daughter landed in WebKit! Here’s a demo: http://t.co/q8xWLQGOVQ

Everything I do is going to be funky from now on. https://t.co/mnAEbt7Esl

Nobody's really out to get you... except for those people that are. What I'm saying is you never know. They're everywhere. Goodnight!

@r343l @waxpancake these were far, far more personal than f**k you. Deeply wrong to project hate on other human beings as "activism"

@r343l @waxpancake the most vicious personal attacks I have *ever* experienced in two decades of being online were from her Twitter.

Offered without comment. "US college offers athletic scholarships to 'League of Legends' players" http://t.co/hzXmmAjZTq

I summon the vast power of CERTIFICATION!!!!! http://t.co/fSUc5OL5qr