Drop that zero and get with the hero https://t.co/MxVU7Q0T73

@howtogeek adblock (after we've eliminated Flash via click to play) is just unnecessary -- playing with fire, gonna get burned.

"he has made the case that the primary victims of gender-based discrimination are men" http://t.co/2qJCjzCmap

K Foundation Burn a Million Quid http://t.co/vqXfDE5zJx

Two weeks ago I took the advice of @codinghorror (http://t.co/160Qiu3VhV) and got a decent programming chair. It’s worth ever…

TIL: King Babar & Queen Celeste are terrible parents. http://t.co/bX0Gu7u44W

to properly fix this email issue on @discourse, I need to upstream a fix into a 10 year old pseudo-open source Markdown project. So it goes.

per @marcoarment it's due to my personal grudge with Gruber, not because, y'know, shit has been broken for a DECADE https://t.co/vEe6RgqQrm

"You know the guy. Don't be that guy." Still every bit as relevant as the day it was originally written: https://t.co/0EJjLoJzCJ

Apparently this Chevy Trucks ad was too controversial to run during the Super Bowl https://t.co/tQx9XpGNjd

My thoughts On Recruiting http://t.co/YApjnstsB4

Brace yourselves. Mini Egg season is coming. http://t.co/3ZpC7VnoTM

@jackyalcine hey! I am barely halfway through my 40s!

Oh praise the Jesus this Chrome password autogen is working now http://t.co/abWjbkcTaC

Wow! National Weather Service dropping in the Whitesnake lyrics. Amazing. http://t.co/jYxYwgM1LI

Indie PC dev: things are looking up! http://t.co/h5K1kZj6eW

Wait, there's a bug in our software? Where exactly? http://t.co/LKKFNQJF93

"Testosterone didn't just turn you into a man. It turned you into Rush Limbaugh." http://t.co/igfiNL3wvS

Before Uber revolutionizes labor, it's going to have to explain these embarrassing emails http://t.co/ZoD9c8dQPN

@howtogeek probably different if one is actively programming. That is *brutal* on a small device. I also need multi-screen to do stuff.

@howtogeek apps or games? Games are definitely in a different category, can be lots of those..

@howtogeek I'm not sure I even regularly use 5 apps on my iPhone..

Excited to host the Coinbase Community on @discourse! http://t.co/E1Zg9b8dpm

GG http://t.co/sbvRpEa4nQ

hey guys FYI this site uses cookies just thought you should know that kthxbye

If you wanted a split mechanical keyboard, here's an option! https://t.co/pxoBen0oUO

"the role played by so-called “light apps,” apps that are either small downloads or operate entirely on the web" http://t.co/q4f2OiPE1J

Alex Miller from StackExchange testified today about frosty on StackOverflow. Very cooperative. #SilkRoadTrial

From a story by a former @TheOnion editor, I read about an article that divided the staff, but ran anyway: http://t.co/2x4Y…

There 492 billionaires in the United States, and not one of those goddamned losers has decided to become Batman.

The internet as we thought it would work out back in 1995 vs. how it actually worked out:
http://t.co/qTXd9D18F7 http://t…

Drain the blood, cure and slice the flesh, season and fry the potatoes, feed them the sugar water. Be born. Toil. Die. …

@julieeharshaw it's a hell of a drug

@julieeharshaw seems the same in the other direction, see act 2 here: http://t.co/igfiNL3wvS

wee bit of a gender difference here http://t.co/ebk33TLFbq http://t.co/NL3CszdBlj

"Like opening [your abandoned fridge] to find very grateful sentient tomatoes busily working on their third opera" http://t.co/y5yQiu6Lfp

"Most people work jobs they don't like, to live places they're indifferent about, with people who they have no choice of being with."

LIVING IN THE FUTURE http://t.co/hQX9pBVMq4

We're proud of Otto, who signed a 53 year contract for Boyhood 2. May you be as passionate about acting as u are about…

Amazing post by @robrhinehart on power of public datasets "Who Owns Los Angeles?" http://t.co/Xqu6xpt430

I am much more comfortable with Tim Cook on the gilded throne at Apple than I ever was with Jobs.

Google dropped the ball on the past, but the @internetarchive was there to pick it up. https://t.co/Uf6Hzb8iUu My new piece…

The most important lesson I learned in college: cereal can work for every meal.

I thought other things were the worst. But no, this is the worst. http://t.co/TOkq6kXKG1

Parent creates amazing custom Labyrinth dolls for daughter. With boxes! http://t.co/tvioHEekBY

"It's really important your kids don't bring peanuts, because kids can die," but vaccinations? Totes optional. http://t.co/r0lpQjdOSJ

Hmm. Apple has biggest iPhone sales ever after introducing bigger model. I bet the same thing will happen with 13" iPad+.

CRISIS ON INFINITE INTERNETS http://t.co/VHP9n0EnFY

Ain't no shame in the flair game. Wear your flair with pride. http://t.co/DjFiAad8Sz

I wrote a thing for @discourse! http://t.co/3eoWJyysCX #sysadmin

I see what I did there http://t.co/ew1YvKjzC6

what sport is this http://t.co/S5ehpssKtM

there is nowhere good to live in america https://t.co/Eek1y9Nl0W http://t.co/vCTd6Nx2Gf

Kraken benchmark, iPad Air 2. Mobile Safari: 4173.1ms Chrome (latest) 39288.7ms

The last server in the infancy of #stackoverflow is getting decommissioned today - thanks @codinghorror http://t.co/8lEv8o…

I have seen zero evidence that "Spartan" is anything but a rebranded Internet Explorer 12. And I am OK with this. (IE11 is quite good IMO)

Dear Greece - hats. Trust me. Just go with it. http://t.co/ttkEoQiQZH

I love, love, love this video of mothers yelling at their sons for catcalling women. So perfect. http://t.co/FeTofC0VyC

"[2013 is] Peak JavaScript. It doesn’t get much faster from here." The iPad Air 2 and iPhone 6 disagrees. http://t.co/3zv0FhTD6n

13" eInk monitor powered entirely from USB http://t.co/J7GdcCoZm4

Reading about all this skeevy / elitist / weird dating app stuff makes me very happy I am married

@WordsPictures1 they did ask to go. They want to do everything too, and they will, in time ;)

@WordsPictures1 twin two year old girls? Not for a while ;)

@krisaubuchon needs more robots

Today is take your son to the datacenter day! Gotta bring them up right. http://t.co/IKkPDfSmy0

When someone favorites a tweet I wrote 3 years ago http://t.co/50BxpnOtgM

The $3500 Shirt http://t.co/B4DyCHq1HH

Oh, you don't know about the @Uber secret menu items? http://t.co/biYtLgkbuw

Parenting: all day erry day http://t.co/VhTif6buSQ

@TomDSweeney I pretend the pre retina era does not exist

Great talk by @codinghorror on developing Discourse: “Learning vs. Discussion” https://t.co/o0FZCHfKeJ

@chambrousse glass back was not great. Could not "feel" which side was right, plus breakage.

It is absolutely comical how small the iPhone 4 feels now. Just çrazypants "how did we even use this" tiny.

just gonna unload this stuff real quick http://t.co/PjDhov9B4M

How could you waste your energy on such a trivial cause when there's another cause I feel is much more important?

we re-implemented tagging on Discourse, now we have users tagging topics "button" and "post" and I am reminded why we didn't do this

"I hate Ontario! I wish I was back in Saskatoon!" https://t.co/auIIhG332P

Richard Scarry's BusyTown meets Silicon Valley in... BusinessTown http://t.co/uWBFsHKaY7

I am jonesing for a PC that has a direct full bandwidth PCIe SSD interface on the mobo. Why is this taking so long?

@codinghorror A wearable leatherman! http://t.co/D4y7k1YsvY

@codinghorror at huddler, our horiz.-scaled cloud solution always disk-bound. single physical ssd box faster than 8 conc…

cloud performance is so bad for some of the large forum imports we do, we're like "where can we rent a real, physical server?"

Someone asked me to draw a competition where there is no winner. This is my answer. http://t.co/AtcIS8ShCG

Things I'd like to have happen in my home: Me: Warm it up Nest Nest: I'm about to Me: Warm it up Nest Nest: That's what I w…

Roko’s Basilisk http://t.co/Y1z53SlNPf

It's called a Man in the Middle attack because the guy in the middle prefaces all the messages with "Well, actually..."

I found out @idiot is blocking me and I have now begun to seriously question whether I have made good life choices

Some early 2015 Discourse stats: ~3k unique sites, 4.1m users, 1.5m topics, 14.6m posts so far! http://t.co/kmJR8SmMCG

I did some research on why ESC doesn't stop animated GIFs any more in FF/Chrome, but it should .. http://t.co/2Vou0yCALK

I must admit I am a little bit jealous that @notch was able to achieve Bongo's Dream House. http://t.co/LGQ8kwRL34

Here's co-founder @codinghorror on gamification as the foundation for Stack Exchange: http://t.co/TvN3jHGCpW

I will never be truly happy until we are living in this hilarious dystopia http://t.co/6AVpYzfVOX

Pretty much JavaScript forever http://t.co/fcLyyHpubl

It does seem like certain vehicles are OP in Battlefield http://t.co/k2v9gO52EK

http://t.co/g9AveUBNZm
"...as long as they’re willing to think like developers, which is the best way..."
CC @pmarca @spolsky @…

Apologies to my physicist friends but...viva la biologie! http://t.co/t13TgQAooj

bayesian gone wild

"What do you believe, then?" from the book Children of Men http://t.co/5LRRrS5f5w

Seth Godin is looking a developer. At the very least you should read the *amazing* job post description: https://t.co/bbscTLnJHF