wait, America's Funniest Home Videos is on YouTube? I thought that's what YouTube was.. https://t.co/RYm1P1B4fE

To be more creative, be more happy.
http://t.co/yYkEbtyHnt

Wait, be more sad.
http://t.co/lCk7vRxqWa http://t.co/hqCd9cP…

if you can't be angry without being an asshole, you suck at being angry.

"Seldom do I pause to answer criticism of my work and ideas." http://t.co/Q4jLDRzaNT

Billionaires' wealth as percentage of national GDP in 2013 (based on Forbes). http://t.co/fCa4Gwx9J8

What if Linus Torvalds is just angry because he's had to use Linux for 20 years

"...like Secret Service agents and Betty White, are allowed to go anywhere" http://t.co/qgQYcJPyUJ

You guys are just pissed because Silverlight is the future of Internet video. ICUH8N

Hope lots of people watch new Philip K Dick adaptation series pilot so it gets picked up. Excellent! http://t.co/5se5uRzZIs

Blind kid teaches himself to echolocate, fights social norms. Batman. http://t.co/VPAlwa6rff

@krostrikare still love mine. Peak eInk!

Instead of inventing encryption that only government can break, we should just breed a special unicorn that magically blocks…

A journey of a thousand miles starts with a singl.. oh that's way too far.

I only feel truly alive when I am writing regular expressions

Survey shows most consumers want GMO labels; but 80% also want to label any food with DNA http://t.co/9q9Exifgym http://t.c…

http://t.co/txoIJoELXD http://t.co/1qqrBoJ6bn

Hello friends! You should fill out this important Rock Band survey. Sharing the link is encouraged. DO IT NOW! https://t.co/…

The Cruel Waste of America’s Tech Talent . ... http://t.co/GyL5t3kqM1

Why we still believe in private offices http://t.co/PmiltNlUtg

the lid to the new #stackexchange git server. http://t.co/RP7zeB7E5J

Rarely does a chart do such a good job of explaining why most apps are still iOS first http://t.co/c2HFoUp8DL http://t.co…

Hey - YOU.. go look at http://t.co/e3kvcnj1r2 right now and complement @jzy and @stephane_m_ for the awesome facelift #abo…

I have to say, Stripe is the best 2.9% I've ever spent. Made so easy and painless. Kudos.

One of the hardest problems in Computer Science is almost solved! RT @csswg http://t.co/sHp9dnKgkX

I use this super complex Unix editor, it's called "nano". You probably wouldn't understand how to use it.

Anyone else have a trip to the bathroom go so awry that you're like "You know what, I think I'll just take a shower." Asking for a friend.

I wonder if the retina mac air and the 12" iPad Air Pro (or plus) -- both all but confirmed -- will use the same screen. That'd be a trip.

if only there were some place I could go to look at large breasted anime girls. Oh well, maybe someday such a thing will exist..

I sometimes consider buying a mythical retina Mac Air. But then I realize iTunes comes preinstalled and I'm not into malware.

@ubikretail http://t.co/ISyQfuWpDu

"You have made your glitter-coated bed and I'm afraid you will have to lie in it." http://t.co/OhJ7K7J6y0

MT @DLeonhardt: US is the only rich country w/significant doubts about evolution, via @MaxCRoser & @conradhackett. http://…

When I click "Favorite" on your post this is what it looks like, in my mind http://t.co/jsmVdcwBQ4

you don't often have to fire a customer, but man, when you do you REALLY need to.

What a world: Man Saves Wife’s Sight by 3D Printing Her Tumor http://t.co/eR35pyMX9D

It is 2015, do you know where your new mainframe is? http://t.co/yt59wZd7LI

this is ostensibly about swatting but I am fascinated with "we will PAY to keep watching you play games" http://t.co/aNCP9XLuGe

Man those iPhone 4 were tiny http://t.co/zFU4ijrn6o

For God's sake what are we teaching our childrens http://t.co/3rJsChwAnG

New blog post: how @discourse is saving forums from themselves - http://t.co/NEY5qgtrAp #discourse #community

it is hard to understate how absurdly difficult international travel becomes when you have small children.. sorry speaking gigs!

[Ouija board] Me: Demon? I-W-I-L-L-E-A-T-Y-O-U-R-E-S-O-U-L Me: *your Y-O-U-K-N-O-W W-H-A-T-I-D-O-N-T-W-A-N-T-Y-O-U-R-S-O-U-L…

After probably hundreds of listens, the 2014 Best of Bootie is in the top 3 or 4 all time. It's solid. http://t.co/FOTOM36yY1

brb gonna do a few laps http://t.co/u9IkFou4AY

well that sure don't look good https://t.co/SYO2V8aa5u http://t.co/GcQsIFLEgS

I had forgotten how good the Mind Bomb album was. That Matt Johnson, such an optimist! https://t.co/Vsn2bjk7Os

Well all right fellas... let's go! a) https://t.co/2tO6Vjp2h6 b) https://t.co/KpihxJEvtO

all these gripey "This was when music was good!" youtube comments getting upvotes. Music is always good. Your ears aren't keeping up.

“I’m That Guy.” http://t.co/c1zqGkAJD8

Horrible: Here’s What Happens When You Install the Top 10 http://t.co/a3bGBUPIBe Apps via @howtogeek http://t.co/CjtmF…

OMG! You are the most impressive human being I have ever met! https://t.co/yZRbzPQmdk

@codinghorror It's more hilarious but they verify #password the @discourse way! http://t.co/PLZbzDNCCz

"it would have to be a hell of a pandemic" http://t.co/MvoKl40lFe

these bigco security assessment Excel docs are insane. "What are your contingency plans in case of a global pandemic?" TO THE BUNKERS

“If you’re a dev, you’re far more likely to get good answers on WPSE than on official WP forums.”

via @pollyplummer

ht…

We solved the "every programmer writes their own file open dialog" problem long ago, but not for the login dialog. http://t.co/aS2OOymzQX

Tetris for the kitchen: loading the dishwasher https://t.co/AQr2RrBV8B

I Am Not Charlie Hebdo http://t.co/JkZEibyXPf

The stages of learning the Unicode standard: -_- ^_^ o_^ o_o O_O (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

I like to think this is one person gradually setting their expectations down to something more realistic http://t.co/eyj…

now to drink enough that I can fall asleep! Living the dream

The God Login http://t.co/S7sGHeDtgE

"counterfactual regret algorithm" solves heads up limit Hold 'Em with 262 TB of data http://t.co/YZqzxgoaNj

“Mama, let me look at the picture of that lady. What’s her name?”

Lando Calrissian. http://t.co/B486VWBuGf

Archeologists will be amazed when they discover that humans once used phones smaller than the 6+.

"We're the programmers; programming is whatever we say it is." http://t.co/HGVuhBGXry

aha! chrome://flags "enable password generation" http://t.co/Ry9TLQYXbp

@dictvm where? I don't see it natively in Chrome or Firefox? I know OSX has keychain, does it generate + store?

It is so obvious that "password generators" need to be moved into browsers (and operating systems). Why isn't it happening?

I'm with @johnolilly this lame duck Obama is kind of awesome

Obama proposes 2 years of free community college http://t.co/K5ZKYvP7gN

"We did this without posting celebrity gossip, top 10 lists, or cat pictures." http://t.co/n0jvK79TRR

bitcoin VC hysteria level: red

12″ iPad? Pffft http://t.co/RHLlaSm7ZD

Blogged: Announcing http://t.co/mz4x9UCRcx http://t.co/mRUjOum2sC thank you @tgx_world , we need sponsors!

Possibly the best, most honest writeup on startup life I've ever read http://t.co/4WIkQQIu2L

"It is better to light one multi-kilowatt xenon arc megalight than to curse the darkness." via @panther_modern http://t.co/FGI50Slt7M

After lunch w @codinghorror Left: old ridiculously overpowered flashlight. Right: new even more ridiculous one. http://t.co/dTL…

of course, the correct answer to "vim vs. emacs" is neither

"Here is the reason why you bought a computer in the first place." http://t.co/nbxEdutlWB

Stock Overflow! LMAO

//cc: @codinghorror http://t.co/ZcdouBKC02

"we didn't want to have the team meeting call today so we decided to dissolve the company instead"

Me at Boing Boing: Join the New Hampshire Rebellion - Boing Boing http://t.co/wVmmzOa5o9

Hey @codinghorror, have you seen this study yet?
http://t.co/iB1dmPFIdK
(Comprehensive study on game dev outcomes vs. com…

So @Pilchie was getting me a drink. He asked for the girliest cocktail available. Guy next to him asked "Are you drinking wit…

Fun with pseudo 3d in early arcade games. Great write up! http://t.co/zhDa3JDNpD

God, Jason is *so* boring. http://t.co/LCKpfqY4Ov http://t.co/G5bxZ0XgRV

I remember the last time I wrote about gender! As a result I now reproduce by division, like an amoeba. https://t.co/oNqDPZvU0g

Every time I scroll down to the comments on a race/gender/politics article, I start thinking "shit's about to get REAL up in here"

"Japan [has] some of the worst systemic gender inequality in the world" http://t.co/x8coD2q7C6

"Farrakhan's a prophet and I think you ought to listen to / what he can say to you" but I'm not so sure about that http://t.co/llhwpbudOO

Perhaps the sexiest book ever http://t.co/1QMNDTxLA2

It's beautiful, isn't it? https://t.co/dSORQyAuPn

Gay marriage now... http://t.co/TNVPg3RtEk

The problem with deep linking apps is that it's a worse experience than an in-app browser on iOS since no back button htt…

Still learning how to talk to human beings https://t.co/TkOcQ8GnOk

The older you get, the odds that you will be two-factor authenticating at any given time approaches 100%

Are you a technology savant? http://t.co/y0QIf9tlH6 http://t.co/iJwJtFMda2

Blogged: Why your #fsharp evangelism isn't working http://t.co/IRIqdOIj2M

So torn right now http://t.co/GfktKgi4SP