I'll never understand why stuff like this isn't built in to Windows http://t.co/cjBKor5n0C

Interesting fact: Only 5% of Monument Valley installs on Android are paid for. 40% on iOS. There’s a sneak peak of data!

(peeking out my head from a concrete bunker deep underground) is the holidays over yet? Is.. is it safe to come out?

This is the best thread on the internet. 2 guys argue about how many days are in a week. Start at #6: http://t.co/77102wtEjd

What to do with an absurdly large 12k lumen led flashlight? Brandish it over your head while screaming "I have the power of greyskull" ✔️

Hospital elevator buttons have more bacteria than the toilets http://t.co/qcVLuk94xe @OpenMedicine via @medcitynews http://t…

10 Comics That Shut Down Terrible Internet Arguments http://t.co/xzTbQQT8Ee

NYC is lifting a ban on ferrets as pets so get ready to meet even scarier people on Tinder

Was it archived? What the fuck do you think. http://t.co/u2Hz7CNeF8 - grab a copy, mirror, and remember.

Transgender Teen leaves heartbreaking suicide note, about lack of support from family. Family deletes the entire blog, tries…

"It’s been a very, very weird year." Zoe Quinn, professional badass, wraps up 2014 with a hopeful eye to the future. http:/…

@ezranaut the poop honor system

Just FYI you guys http://t.co/JPHRgtH0Ki

RT @MaxCRoser: 8 normal German words. Am German, can confirm. http://t.co/anbZBmyaSq < me loves German ;-)

Via @lizardbill "despite being heavily bandaged, he reported for work on August 9, 1945" http://t.co/GmCzjl4kI0

Hats hats hats http://t.co/mFpNiui8aH

The hat I gave you my heart has the requirement "post an answer while listening to Wham's Last Christmas" -- brb

My 2015 New Year Resolution http://t.co/yD0b2F75Vs

Name spotting in Marin county. http://t.co/NomcWat8jM

Anon donor is matching donations 2-to-1 at @InternetArchive till end of 2014! My $100 => $300. Please join me; IA saves the Int…

Solar prices - of whole systems - are now 59% below what was forecast in 2010. http://t.co/IRforp8qqj http://t.co/SKzVNG7ujm

Prepare yourself for the new year by reading about 2015 in the Back To The Future Wiki. http://t.co/b1bqU0NIBy http://t.co/…

"this flashlight performs well and can be used until the top end of the heat sink reaches 150 °C (302°F)" aw yeah

oh, another Twitter argument http://t.co/3rAzLivL9v

Look what arrived in the mail today! Still waiting for that Construction Set Construction Set btw http://t.co/bJMNorBs08

Grapefruit. http://t.co/yXv26NWau1

some tweets are so bad I instinctively want to swipe to delete them

ALERT! - Pretty much the entire Calvin & Hobbes Kindle library is just TWO DAMN DOLLARS per title right now! http://t.co/IIpvO…

“The open office trap” http://t.co/UXqYokWYo0 …(according to research) younger folks handle them better, but everyone does w…

The @ozchrisrock account steals people's tweets and sells advertising. It's a scummy account Twitter should ban. It's …

well, as they say, the future is already here, it's just not evenly distributed. Which side of the distribution do you want to be on?

Upon deeper inspection, the wikipedia base64 page is a bit disturbing http://t.co/9kH4YG8g7b

I like how some of the emoji are inexplicably English words. When images aren't enough to convey meaning! :cool:

I'VE ALSO COMPOSED THIS TRIBUTE TO THE TWITTER HEROES OF 2014 AND THE YEARS BEYOND. YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU ARE NEEDED. http…

"It was something I had to do." http://t.co/ZeVXe1R0yw

"this book made me (finally) realize that some of the best programming books are not about programming at all" http://t.co/U7bEAJdGNC

I'm with @photomatt on this one http://t.co/oxr1pFCUDS

You mostly don't need to use CSS vendor prefixes, except when you do: http://t.co/wY5wJfs6mv

The Tragedy of the American Military http://t.co/Z66adkt8VR

I'm not sure which is worse, intentional manipulation http://t.co/5hvSXGNkeJ or emergent http://t.co/8q7N1rSFkB

Dungeon Master and the perilous fuzzy bits copy protection http://t.co/O1fiHsv3tX

Elizabeth Holmes started her blood diagnostics company at age 19. It's now worth $9 billion http://t.co/LmCzy84OXB htt…

Fix App Store ratings, allow paid upgrades http://t.co/qja36CVCLs

I accepted a cookie. #31c3 http://t.co/ygYvunKjd5

The weekly atheist newsletter. Who signs up for this stuff? Last week: still no god. This week: still no god. Can't wait for next week!

There are basketball fans and then there's this guy http://t.co/UCnRXIbtvd

Saw The Interview in a theater and did not die from a terrorist attack. Movie was IMO great. The Katy Perry and Margaritas .. unexpected!

I find that my Hacker News rep score correlates well with my personal level of self-loathing

Woaahh... Snagged #1 on #stackoverflow #ios this month just in time for @StackExchange hat season! #rockinTheCrown 😉 http:/…

Just got back from Chuck E Cheeses or as I like to call it, token and ticket based freemium gambling for tots!

Give in to the power of the dark side https://t.co/hZmLQFrGLt

@howtogeek not many ads are flash these days though. iPad effect

Adblock Plus may cripple browser performance http://t.co/jwI5AU5pzw

Fox News: Oscar Mayer Wienermobile App Features Gravity Jack Development, Augmented Reality - #tech #mobile http://t.co/aK…

"Minds matter economically as much as or more than hands or mouths." http://t.co/BP0S45PWn9

RIP Julian Simon, the contrarian optimist http://t.co/WTSjT9WQvj

@felixjodoin that sounds awful

@felixjodoin that's the beauty -- you can live anywhere, not just in San Francisco where rents are the highest in the USA

Here is how much space you have to enter browser text on Android in landscape orientation. http://t.co/er62U7ZPHE

@felixjodoin @paulg my @discourse co-founders are in Australia and Canada.

xkcd Phone 2 – A phone for the other hand® (OS by Stackoverflow®) http://t.co/khShXa95wZ

So where is everybody? http://t.co/Iz3L4IjSH7

Perfectly lovely Christmas this year http://t.co/0TRhz72hWW

Clearly whoever designed the buttons on this microwave started their career working on Tekken. http://t.co/Wost1TtYnD

"Get the kid his peaches." http://t.co/rJJGjcqyiJ

Original Tetris, running on the Soviet made DVK-2 computer http://t.co/IR2A3TugV5 https://t.co/8ye9ozb0Z7

Previously linked essay captures a lot about what I feel about programming. It's just a tool and not always the right one.

"I labored over [building a crappy video game] for a month ... before I realized that I could just WRITE IT DOWN" http://t.co/d3dlPLvcdJ

Remember kids, the fun begins at dawn.

Happy holidays, Silicon Valley startup style https://t.co/fETsb5eCZD

On this day in history (1988), NYPD detective John McClane thwarted a terrorist plot at the Nakatomi Tower in Los Angeles, leav…

"Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things." http://t.co/3bhAGclGQA

@codinghorror could I interest you in a Twisted Sister Christmas? https://t.co/4o0I5WfeDZ

"the Manos: The Hands of Fate of christmas songs." https://t.co/AGKdZv12mA

"any Christmas song ranking is like trying to decide which was the worst genocide"

May you hear Wham's "Last Christmas" the precise number of times you want to hear it and not once more. https://t.co/i8ifMIPbg7

The New Yorker wins. http://t.co/23XKNhWPUa

Haven't been that good this year. Is Santa accepting "Right to be Forgotten" requests?

During Surface online RMA process for yellow screen edge burn, "let's reinstall/refresh Windows" and I was like http://t.co/YNytAU4N2R

having to RMA my Surface Pro 3 as it developed a significant yellow discoloration along left (narrow) edge of the LCD.

@bkerensa @campd I feel like I should be able to f12, select target device, refresh. Responsive emulator not enough.

@rojoroboto @textfiles it is worse! anti-vax is anti-HUMAN!

@rojoroboto @textfiles well, being a racist is a dumb hobby, but it doesn't kill children.

Wow Firefox's mobile emulation options are terribad compared to Chrome. Also my Flash plugin is out of date! Thanks!

We will always be at war with our children, and they inevitably win in the end.

I never understood this "be kind because everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle" quote until I had 3 kids http://t.co/DLD78RzWe4

@codinghorror You mentioned tracking when Kindles below $49. Right now, $29 after $30 prepaid Visa rebate at Staples. http://t…

Waiting on the fonts to load so we can read the page at all is the ultimate "flash of unstyled content" and happens all the time.

Entering the exciting but thankfully short lived "whoa I can pee on ANYTHING!" phase of potty training with the twins.

Four charts that defined the world in 2014 http://t.co/Rr27JWSX1x

I've made up quite a few of these. They tuck nicely under a windscreen wiper. http://t.co/HQG3F4H881

Interesting. Google licensed song lyrics, shows them in results. Good for us! Bad for the crappy lyrics sites. http://t.co/…

on auto-closing topics after too many flags from too many users: "being a giant a-hole certainly helps the process along.."

"Do you think the Broken Window theory would have more support if they changed it to the Sidewalk Poop theory?" http://t.co/eyQIBACZVX

What 2,000 Calories Looks Like http://t.co/i2P2WkiNqQ

6 things I learned from riding in a Google Self-Driving Car http://t.co/vOEOmTzKea http://t.co/Z3rRmkbLzS

The claim that women only apply for jobs when 100% qualified, men when 60%? Another urban legend: http://t.co/GpDzkfg1JN …

I can confirm the Pee Wee's Playhouse episodes on Netflix are all remasters. I encoded the older DVD versions myself, so I am sure.

I once had a girlfriend who objected to the way I drew a slash through my zeros in our mails. I thought to myself, "this will never last"

@howtogeek Sure @Nick_Craver can assist!