There are only four circles here and they don't touch. C'mon brain you can do this. http://t.co/mDPLXwl9av

"We don’t want to resemble them, and the fact that we might is too terrifying to deal with. So, they have to be monsters."

This palmtop makes a brief appearance in the video for the very cool http://t.co/kRZ8zxnudu. What is it? http://t.co/Q6ygJRc…

"People call me a pedant, but that's not exactly the correct word."

Do you want to grow up to be.. be a debaser? https://t.co/QbQX15DpKi

Should I call tech support or pray or what http://t.co/8l3UxvnWud

Yeah see how is this feeling now?! Damn you French Surrealists! http://t.co/CgQCKOwHmM

Hey man don't blame me, blame this guy http://t.co/fcEDUzjKB8 or the French Surrealists. We watched that in film class!

Game: Press [E] to disable Quick Time Events! Me: Taps E. Game: ... Me: Holds down E. Game: ... Me: Bangs on E. Game: QTEs…

I've always resisted the "eye with a slash" glyph because of Un Chien Andalou. Now freaking people out with that gif http://t.co/58nnYNSXDm

You know, I agree Uber is kind of awful, but I once got in a "licensed" cab in Seattle in 2008 and the cab driver asked ME how to get there.

That is some seriously hardcore anesthesiology http://t.co/pyh8bVKoce

The CA drought was severe, but man we're getting a ton of rain in December. Conclusion: God loves California.

A brief radio interview courtesy @sparkcbc on Listening vs. Talking http://t.co/gA5nzF7CH0

$15m competition to create Open Source tablet
software that teaches kids to read, write, and perform arithmetic http://t.co/Y3aRUH1ac7

in Sweden, a pithy neologism has been coined to encompass all these forms of online nastiness: näthat (“Net hate”) http://t.co/SpUeEOiKxi

Of all the things in the Archie McPhee catalog, my son insisted this is what he wanted most http://t.co/YvcfwGvaSc

"Soon everyone is taking umbrage." http://t.co/7ErIQAQkcv

The prospect of a next-gen Just Cause 3 is the only reason I go on living. https://t.co/0IIOwQMNUK

Would you like some binary art on a canvas? Sure you would! https://t.co/72K3YXElD6

babby expensive and unnecessary

YouTube comments can be great. Depends how niche the video is, like this one I uploaded http://t.co/EgZmgomUdU

To my 5 year old son: "I know you want to be there, but it is going to be very sad." "But who will take care of you?"

Management 101 http://t.co/Qg5tVSxXpm

So that is death: an explosion of love so powerful that it leaves a permanent scar

Dear Santa http://t.co/SmualFwL6F

If your life was recreated in NES -- http://t.co/4TsM6bZAir

The seasonally epic First Round holiday video is out! I too am in it, but blink and you'll miss it! http://t.co/wpIs4xYeIc

This article will cut a hole in you. For that it earned a Pulitzer. http://t.co/zjCQGXTvII

The Simpsons predicted iCloud http://t.co/683wcacNp3

In related news, I started reading "Blood Meridian" and I had to stop.

What's the most heartbreaking single article you've ever read online? Really make me feel it.

That NYT feature on Yahoo under Mayer is worth reading, if only for this amazing anecdote. http://t.co/kEulIKcjuf http://t.…

Tomorrow is gonna suck. "Just hold on, we're going home / it's hard to do these things alone" https://t.co/JCteSWUcMD http://t.co/mKqSRR3vZP

Today I learned that 50% of cats die from cancer

Still one of my favorite movie quotes. http://t.co/vWxJxME2U3

Hackers! Let's band together to hack a North Korean movie studio to prevent the release of one of their... oh wait, or umm…

Don't let the terrorists win unless they threaten to leak mildly embarrassing emails you wrote 4 years ago.

On Lego for girls http://t.co/reDmeO3kcM

Best of Bootie 2014! And it has Crocodile Chop on it, too! http://t.co/FOTOM36yY1

Whatever your belief systems, I hope we can all agree there's a special place reserved in hell for people who intentionally hurt children.

my favorite commits, by far, are the ones where I did nothing but delete code.

Him: "You see, I merely wanted to smile, not express the sort of glee that involves an open mouth." Me: "I am now cutting myself."

brb sitting down to dinner http://t.co/oJarwYYxf1

seriously why do people get so offended that the damn Emoji smiley has an open mouth by default? I BLAME THE JAPANESE MAN

Your life is what you do every day. Apparently I am the professional "why all open mouth smiley" Emoji explainer guy. http://t.co/BmFNp7TOLV

sorry, I was under an enchantment at the time

wow I didn't believe @davidwalshblog until I tried it myself, "male(space)". Good job fellow males. </facepalm> http://t.co/zHjYKoxdZO

Farewell, Dr. Dobb's http://t.co/n4gPDrcLjs

My "How Yahoo betrayed its users by doing what they wanted" - i.e., selling @CreativeCommons'ed photos https://t.co/N24kuI…

Wikipedia: “Argentina determines whether to observe daylight saving time on a year-by-year basis.” Developers: “What.”

Did you know that if you cut the chip out of your bank card and put it in your phone's SIM card slot, you don't need a cal…

Hats, hats, hats,
hatshatshats
hats, hats!

Sing to the tune this GIF inspires.

http://t.co/bYiWCh6l2q http://t.co/qztM…

Nexus 9 perf reminds me of iPad Air 1 perf. This is not a compliment.

Emoji may well be evidence of the decline of civilization, but let's consider the horror they replaced http://t.co/WJSnSLvSP6

hard to believe interest rates were ever at 15% in the US. But they were, once. http://t.co/JjPQOYVQeU

Are you listening? Or are you waiting for your turn to talk?

@AwesomeRobot https://t.co/Mv6cCyJcn3

"Agreeableness showed the largest gender difference in our study" aka why we say "don't be a dick" http://t.co/VrSQ5LDQDX

It is fascinating how computers went so rapidly from being tools for introverts to being tools for extroverts. Big change.

our new "free hugs with every invoice" program is going great at Discourse

Shocker! computers = introversion, apparently. http://t.co/zqpXS7hSmG

"I wish we could send you back with pants.. but the technology just isn't there yet" https://t.co/1slC5mGZRV

The subtle charms of devices that suck at browsing the web and running apps: http://t.co/mq2s5cJ9qG

The Evolution of eInk http://t.co/3EYym8pnpG

this is a job that desperately needs to be filled http://t.co/FGoiMxbnUm cc: @gruber

Stack Exchange for emacs https://t.co/wDNGAynzd0

This is the Dr. Dreidel: http://t.co/SABXSchxj7 http://t.co/OQfQjr6p9g

Reciprocating civility is easy. Being civil when others aren't -- that's the real test.

I'm the one who got us into this mess, so I'll be the one who gets us much, much deeper into this mess

"If you want to pick someone to really *hate*, couldn't you find someone more genuinely evil? Maybe you just suck at hating people."

Research says "feed the trolls"? Well no, more like "presence of original authors encourages civility" http://t.co/dUGaLW3WRQ

Does anyone else admin sites with a lot of user content & feel like the number of 100% human spammers has gone way WAY up in the last years?

spent the last 25 years of my life trying to become as rad as this kid http://t.co/3h6y89nWCP

You be the judge.. this is about ethics in game journalism @waxpancake! #baiogate http://t.co/C6s9KcOEht

That's what I remember as the Atari 800 version of pac-man. WHAT OTHER LIES HAS ANDY TOLD? you be the judge!!!!2!@

You see how @waxpancake lies to us in https://t.co/bYG4k1Zj5D the lead image shows an "Atari 2600" playing pac-man? http://t.co/kmIcKnVCCA

Our nearly 3 year old on wife's corp Dell laptop: "Why is your computer so big?" ... It has begun

People tell me I'm white, and I believe them because I enjoy Hootie and the Blowfish, but I don't see color: http://t.co/NhwCzUquxd

Find yourself replying over and over and over to a topic (or worse, a particular person)? Take a break. Go for a walk. Something. Anything.

Stack Exchange holiday party drink named for @jonskeet! http://t.co/EYm9d7sQqJ

"We're living through the largest increase in human expressive capability in history." http://t.co/1Mk0LLz9qT

nRelate is going out of business! Recommend me an alternative that does the same thing?

hrm, data breaches at Target and Home Depot.. our corporate credit card shows oddball charges from Target and Home Depot in Nov. Go figure.

that last tweet was not actually a joke

you don't understand tech unless you've murdered a man for running the wrong Linux distro

this is a pretty amazing chart http://t.co/zBUPxdY3oH http://t.co/w5ivEM4KhQ

This "shake device to undo" thing in iOS is never useful, but reliably annoying.

power pop 90s style https://t.co/5nOKb8p23X

I Made The Pillsbury Pizza Cake Because I Needed To Know That Miracles Do Exist http://t.co/RvQjUgzkQj

Oh god, Comic Sans and Papyrus made a baby http://t.co/bm40VYXve3

LIGHTEN UP!

IT'S JUST TV!

Except our govt. literally got ideas for torture by watching "24": http://t.co/qRkzd7u167 htt…

The ultimate popularity proof of #JavaScript http://t.co/nY9pin0TQt

My Tombstone: http://t.co/1TX29NEJQ0

It's coming. http://t.co/lHigSEcG8k

Excited to receive my Kickstarted "mini museum." A shot of it on a light table. http://t.co/OLDH5WoOcN http://t.co/OWJvddDdHg

I watched the movie "Birdman" and I still can't shake the feeling that I need to turn in a thousand word essay about it somewhere

The Geek hierarchy http://t.co/lLipIxr4tN

Enjoy the new trailer for Mad Max: Holiday Road http://t.co/pOCIQ0UxMw