All schools cancelled tomorrow??? What?? This Bay Area storm better be good.

Donate to the EFF right now and I'll help match it: https://t.co/4a4wdLfyGX Please RT!

Computers in Crisis: Perry Chen's archive of Y2K books and materials, presented at the New Museum this Friday   http://t.co/…

Being a pet owner is great until you are forced to play God.

is there a place to download the official sets of Android/Google emoji?

I'M TELLING YOU IF YOU WORK WITH ME YOU'RE GOING TO BE A HOUSEHOLD NAME LIKE THAT GUY WHO WASN'T STEVE JOBS THAT COFOUNDED AP…

I love these science jams so much https://t.co/WqEwt52jPt

dear @slackhq, when I @name mention someone in a private channel who has no access to it, tell me that I am an idiot please? kthxbye

1.21 Gigawatts!! http://t.co/YynUdg67zv

"a coach from Bank Street College of Education" these guys taught me to write! http://t.co/y9MAVq2CSS http://t.co/ySYRW72Fad

Auto Makers Still Create Full-Size, Hand-Sculpted Models Before Committing to Production http://t.co/DOnzFK1Wo1

but seriously, "we made a donation on your behalf to.." is one of my favorite gifts to receive. (not for kids, obviously)

I just ordered a 12,000 lumen flashlight, so I guess I'm done for today.

I'm not into holiday gifts this year. I'm into setting up recurring monthly donations for organizations that improve the world, instead.

@codinghorror @ILOVETHEHAWK 850 Lumens? That's not a flashlight. *This* is a flashlight. http://t.co/2iRuELQM2s

I'd take a bullet for Smarf http://t.co/uy5SK0SjjA

apparently @ILOVETHEHAWK is unclear that we're all manly men who have utility belts and knives and stuff :) http://t.co/ps1wddWvHr

Cats, am I right? https://t.co/yx4KwfLHU5

Ooo, Stack Exchange now has a Performance page http://t.co/UG1WlwrlN5

I believe in the work @CareerVillage is doing. So I did something about it at http://t.co/P7bmgkKMEq #ItTakesaVillage

The @StackExchange organization is a very good one. Thank you all for everything you do & thanks to @codinghorror too http://…

@grork @codinghorror they're developing a generation of software where Windows support is at best an afterthought.

"haters reserve their hate for the winners." http://t.co/pkICFcjt5v

Windows not being Unix is increasingly a liability in my world.

Meanwhile, in Canada http://t.co/n0fLgJiP5i

Used a bidet for the first time at Google today. So I can cross that off my bucket list.

@sanjaypoyzer I think coding teaches pedantry. The computer is, and will always be, the *ultimate* pedant. Semicolon not present? BOOM

Too Many Cooks, NES chiptunes cover http://t.co/TOXSuv1BOc

@onetruecathal @superscott3000 totally unimportant. What I care about is citizens who can tell whether they're reading (or perpetuating!) BS

@onetruecathal @superscott3000 which equates to DNS, rebooting iPad, "is this thing I am reading actually credible?" Zero coding.

@onetruecathal @superscott3000 Do you need to know auto repair? plumbing? fax machine troubleshooting? *That's* coding.

@onetruecathal @superscott3000 you're writing right now, not coding. http://t.co/MeM5r8LDuM

Notice posted outside the NYC theater where I just saw @citizenfour. Cc @ioerror. http://t.co/i4hvabjTe3

this is why I'm hesitant about the "everyone should code" thing. Every programmer I know, myself included, is a giant pain in the ass.

http://t.co/SMk4KvWrQ1 seven years later, I still get at least 1 new "here's my implementation of FizzBuzz" comment per month

"56.1% of all display ad impressions never appeared on a screen" http://t.co/hy1ybJmxRY

I do not have many regrets in my life but bringing a Furby into our home is one of them. http://t.co/ALA8ZpYsZv

This video of Wozniak is wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. http://t.co/TLxXVJl1vx

"It might have been a cesspool, but that was its value for many." https://t.co/EWn9wPoOhG

Great moments in "well actually" http://t.co/C9mhzBiWxt

setting up a recurring monthly donation to the ACLU https://t.co/c8df5eizpu

We've spawned a gif! http://t.co/UI2UGOlgUt

Shut up and... (via @kwiens) http://t.co/zrHQF1mBTw

Q: How many golf balls fit on a schoolbus? A: Just hire somebody else

@howtogeek I had literally already forgotten about Echo

"if you’re constantly trying (and failing) to feel happy all of the time, you might want to consider an alternative" http://t.co/MDlff8AqYb

Reddit's doing a survey! http://t.co/ieTIYb0YjS

What happens when a Markov chain algorithm is fed the Puppet documentation and the works of Lovecraft http://t.co/dhSKI8VmiX

Grand juries should be removed from our legal system. Useless. Corrupt. http://t.co/e3YNixvQss

"pride is concerned with who is right, while humility is concerned with what is right." http://t.co/TrbnS8ioxn

Gangnam Style went over 2,147,483,648 views on youtube, so they had to switch the viewcount storage to 64 bit. http://t.c…

Press the Enhance button! http://t.co/vF6XX9CAEK http://t.co/8NRaI3cEM0

"as an author, you owe it to yourself to get your idea in front of as many people as possible" http://t.co/Rut8sgxe4G

Cat Fancy mag shutting down to be replaced by.. a *print* version of http://t.co/Rm47PofWQc? LOLWUT http://t.co/lshoysq15i

Ads all over the Internet: meh, business as usual. Donation ads on Wikipedia: worst thing ever, end times, cats and dogs living together

My email is a monster http://t.co/mtkXBhyPDX http://t.co/A3AnyCs9eT

GoDaddy's business model: "Our customers don't know any better!"

the once and future CAPTCHA http://t.co/GBTu0rVsWv

“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”

“Random Harlot Table” http://t.co/j2w72eK4zB

This is Beleaguered Castle. Initiating Test Pattern 1. http://t.co/ScEZUyuWgk

@howtogeek nexus 9 for sure

What will they say about you when you're dead? http://t.co/ryIIaOtn23 Maybe that you pooped on an airplane cart. http://t.co/swlZV5Jd1r

How to win at parenting http://t.co/ezGiqsWMCp

I am not a PETA kind of guy at all, but my son was asking about bullfighting so I showed him a YouTube video and wow that was horrible

guys I'm pretty sure this is the most beautiful song ever written about a contractual dispute https://t.co/LuzEBAnjwv

@howtogeek I think Digital Ocean is a lot, lot better...

@ferenstein @pmarca Gotta give to @codinghorror + team for making a platform that works well for free knowledge: http://t.co/…

If you're looking for something to buy today, may I recommend the Code Keyboard? http://t.co/zvJet6eGOK it's kinda awesome

Wait, Cyber Monday is about shopping? This is awkward.

This tweetstorm thing is a cancer. Write to a longer piece and link to it -- don't perpetuate this user-hostile nonsense.

hard to argue against the simplicity and economics of Chromebooks vs iPad http://t.co/YaXq94vhBB

World of Warcraft’s dominance of the game world http://t.co/qkI9b9IM8C http://t.co/4fAv7jh2Ks

Orwell vs. Huxley http://t.co/9cQpm5hwP1

The Citizen Brick Center for the Performing Arts http://t.co/5jsXaNspva

"Grown people, people over 30, they’re not changing" http://t.co/lM6aYHij7N

Using @discourse as a benchmark to improve Ruby performance http://t.co/zPpDZ7eo5w

The vast discrepancy between what cops say happened, and the video, is truly disturbing too many times. We need more cameras everywhere.

Have I been wrong about the F word all this time? http://t.co/VIV3a3IxJR

The enternal joy of music licensing. Wait did I say joy? I meant hell. http://t.co/7PczhOuokq

It took 20 years, but Toy Story finally looks low resolution.

@codinghorror I circled back around to this topic/tweet from 2012: https://t.co/q4fgvYLw3j Hope it's not too bad.

'Could you fax over a copy?' 'No, I can't fax because of where I live' 'Where do you live?' 'The 21st century'

wow Android bluetooth keyboard behavior is a lot more sane than iOS. Alt+tab changes apps, tab between elements, arrow keys work everywhere

I don't buy this argument that Apple is "fragmenting" with size choices. Are t shirts "fragmented" into S, M, L, and XL?

Special Black Friday deal for software developers: switch to open source tools for 100% off.

I will buy this 12.2" iPad Air Plus the second it is available (early summer?) http://t.co/lf38d3SAvb

"There is no cloud. Just other people's computers." /via @FSFEfrance http://t.co/jufkGYAR7b

@codinghorror I data mined yours

I just growth hacked your mom

1978's "Dawn of the Dead" doesn't look all that different from 2013's Black Friday…
http://t.co/FwnrAPChFz http://t.co/L8…

pro devops in action, pay attention kids http://t.co/b3t016QMRB

I don't want to argue
I ain't gonna budge
http://t.co/6Yf8xAxu5t

Most of the news out there is good news. The world is getting better and better. http://t.co/RAA3YuEVC2

http://t.co/Rtvg8yfaz7 is great stuff. Big fan. You should use it too.

100% full health for a happy Thanksgiving! http://t.co/LStzOR6DFA

I was in favour of space exploration until I realised what it'd mean for date time libraries

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Programming is easy like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire and you're on fire and everything is on fire and you're …

The Knave abideth. http://t.co/OgRz1auyg2