That was some Monkey Island level riposte http://t.co/AifqiKBMHi

Imagine when cops made inevitable mistakes, as we all do, if they could make those mistakes with non-lethal weapons. That'd be nice.

"How could someone make millions just by unwrapping figurines from Kinder eggs?" http://t.co/q2fsjEZC4r

Ordering kinder surprise eggs for the kids from ebay via Israel because the USA hates children. http://t.co/16kl954LbZ

You want some of this hot audio fiyaaaaaaa? Internet Archive has you covered! https://t.co/LnZzyDQ49u

Conet Project - "??" - Recordings of Short Wave Number Stations (Irdial) http://t.co/EkbxtzFkim

there is literally a track of static playing now repeating "Yankee, Hotel, Foxtrot" over and over.

Hey I'll listen to the local college radio! On now: "Difficult, experimental, avant-garde, industrial, noise, and adventurous music." siiigh

"iPhone 6+ owners open 65% more articles and videos than those with smaller phones" http://t.co/eLNhNsw1tv

1. police should wear cams and have dash cams 100% of the time 2. (optional) police should be armed with non-lethal everyday carry weapons

As previously mentioned, student load debt next bubble:

Student loan debt > all Americans owe on credit cards http://t.co/9…

Darkest of nightmares http://t.co/XQtA6qo67R

someone from O'Reilly Media offered "guest blog" "insightful quality content that could be posted to your site for free" @timoreilly legit?

God's Lonely Programmer http://t.co/VctP14losT

Because Reading Is Fundamental http://t.co/QoDYiFQOlM

@brehaut @siracusa I use that to store my flammables, and inflammables.

"But I'm really glad, in the big scheme of things, none of us lives too long." http://t.co/9kPjn8rC2j

The sad fact is that for a lot of the change we need, the old obstinate people need to die off first. That includes me and you.

Yet another day the Internet Archive enables linking to old "gone" articles. I donate monthly. You should too: https://t.co/gcF4sz8LJt

Cool you can take screenshots on the Kindle eInk devices. Here's one of the Voyage on a page of Heinlein. http://t.co/PUc8NbJ18e

If you're feeling helpless, here's a way to help: donate to @fergusonlibrary. Schools closed = lots of kids coming. http://t…

YES
https://t.co/HO4bQgVMKV

"Budweiser crowded out by craft beer craze" more like "People finally realize Budweiser is awful"

"The hackers' demand is to stop those ridiculous spiderman films" http://t.co/JzwMWz6zKK

Religion in a nutshell http://t.co/ewPJC1PKzK

I received this blog comment in 2007: http://t.co/UNCVEsZc5o so I sent him $60. Nice guy. He still writes me yearly! http://t.co/DJtqohCau5

"I don't like to speak badly of people." http://t.co/YWplLUArWK

Stack Overflow supplants MSDN as official platform for Internet Explorer Web Development support. https://t.co/QwMUJ2J…

Noticed this when I gave my mom her first iPhone. The first iOS experience is now crap. Compare it to Android: http://t.co/zA…

Using passwords as periodic reminders of your goals is a good idea. That's why I changed mine to GETDATCA$$H420BLAZIN

TIL: There's still a demoscene, it's moved to JS-land (naturally on acct @codinghorror's law), and it's nuts: http://t.co/…

The Secret Life of Passwords. I expected a puff piece but this was haunting. http://t.co/z2TxBCCq42

When you're minding your own business on the Twitters and some random egg starts hassling you http://t.co/UUYZnWDQOF

Check out Lego's great letter to parents from 1975: http://t.co/umhgagB4kw

Oh reaaaaally? How about I rotate my middle finger upward, instead? http://t.co/zeTA6vtUoX

Why People Keep Trying to Erase the Hollywood Sign From Google Maps http://t.co/qvSvKiKKlD

I continue to like the Nexus 9 but Android Lollipop performance is crazily erratic. 64 bit teething issue like iPad Air 1?

Wow, MSFT is pulling no punches with this new default User-Agent in IE11. http://t.co/MEjbpM6B4M

#IntelAndroid & #DevFieldGuide are donating $1/RT to support @GirlsWhoCode! Please Retweet! http://t.co/99DsXZEHl4

@AwesomeRobot to be fair, so was the third book...

These sets all have the same mean, median and variance. Lesson: Always Visualise. #StrataHadoop @statistiekcbs http://t.co…

@DAC_dev @raymondcamden no, it is a standalone community. "Slap some stuff at the bottom of existing pages" not the goal.

@DAC_dev @raymondcamden Discourse implies a strong divide between editorial and community content. Try http://t.co/JyrypplqDf

Internet culture is *actually* American culture, so stop blaming the Internet for dumb memes and things http://t.co/kOS7x…

the "Ghostbusters" ruling http://t.co/myPh9VrVWI

The Last Starfighter -- modern trailer https://t.co/dYZlv8QZVP

“I am lonely, will anyone speak to me” http://t.co/J1OyJeCzC4

@__Isolated http://t.co/hHzlnEK8aS

truth in advertising http://t.co/bunQ1ZcP3Y http://t.co/D4E923pczP

I have been thinking about this all day. It refuses to go away. It haunts me. http://t.co/cJtEJ82s9D

Spoilers @discourse style http://t.co/Ymb3bIzQwQ

I have made a terrible mistake. I've traded gender bias for species bias. http://t.co/pfX1e8jaZo

Ignore complaints from people who habitually complain. If a problem is real, you'll hear about it from people who don't.

@akcoder some of my existing replies cover this, if you visit the original tweet

Freakin' profile spammers, man. We had this problem on Stack as well. http://t.co/H7AMT5W6lN

my modest proposal to combat rampant sexism and gender bias: let's all become furries! http://t.co/6vixUkHRcR

Android 5 update arrived for Nexus 5 and Nexus 9. Performance issues aside, Android 5 is a fantastic upgrade.

"If you want to know why we want more than 1GB of memory in iOS devices, this is pretty much why" http://t.co/QcTvRlnjDr

@codinghorror Remembering the Choose Your Own Adventure series.

It's like this guy is inside your head, Jeff.

http://t.co/A…

Tired of bogus journal spam, man sends paper titled "Get Me Off Your F**king Mailing List", paper reviewed + accepted htt…

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Philip Michael Thomas coined the phrase EGOT? Mind blown. http://t.co/insp1gC2Lb

A classic song from a classic band! http://t.co/vdoTSe17On

#Deal alert! Save 64% on Don't Make Me Think, Revisited by @skrug! http://t.co/enkWndTDs5 http://t.co/KnNVpBMMHb

Goodbye Google: Mozilla turns to Yahoo for default browser search. http://t.co/JOa30iWSr6 via @WSJD

enjoyed "(X) solves everything!" http://t.co/WFkpg2ELRf

@AwesomeRobot this reminds me of the action movie I've always wanted to see where the protagonist slips up and gets killed in the 1st 5 mins

When you non-ironically use the word "thoughtcrime" in a discussion, that's the real thoughtcrime

@codinghorror Come on dude. Upgrade your Flash player! It's a CRITICAL update! btw it needs your password to update.

wow just clicked through to http://t.co/7C0YsOUDLN and got served up straight up malware via ad. http://t.co/TFcRtin9NR

That Steve Albini piece is amazing. Must read, echoes of @cshirky ; that's the highest praise I've got http://t.co/dCzqVKVcTo

If you have a crazy multi tablet device household like us this Logitech device switching bluetooth keyboard is great http://t.co/hqcdJdndx4

happy birthday to @betsyphd who, at a Denver club on April 1, 1994 taught me the Safety Dance. And that has made all the difference.

Huge news for web security!

A Certificate Authority to Encrypt the Entire Web https://t.co/5cKbGGp1CS

so far I have picked up a Phablet and a maxi pad. This game is awesome. http://t.co/7HSnbrP4Jc

Barbie: a Computer Engineer http://t.co/Lc63tAyxzq

aww yeah Kyrat here I come. Sayonara, all you suckers stuck in "real life"! http://t.co/GNX0VYx4hA

Oh snap just got invited into the legendary @firstround holiday video! These things are legen wait for it DARY! cc: @waxpancake

Please stop giving money to nerds http://t.co/HzhCbYMtgh

1. Stop theorizing 2. Write lots of software 3. Learn from your mistakes

You say you want a resolution
Well you know
http://t.co/uFp0P1cLCG

I rarely do this but I am returning the Kindle Voyage official case, it's awful. Previous cases were pricey but well designed. Not this one.

One Track Lover http://t.co/dHAbplQJyy

@jden415 @kevindente the funny thing is that codes of conduct ultimately protect white dudes from their biggest enemy: themselves.

We're thinking of ordering these matching Xmas pajamas, with the adult ones saying, "I ❤️ gender stereotypes." http://t.co/DP…

Hey Saints fan. The jerk store called https://t.co/Man7IDN5KQ

One person can make a difference. One person can right an injustice. https://t.co/mo7zfSviDq

RapGenius co-founder who was kicked out for fawning over killers manifesto pens guide to shoplifting from Whole Foods htt…

"I hate Bitcoin Billionaire for existing." http://t.co/JCxhnwmY8Q

You gonna come back around
To the sad, sad truth, the dirty lowdown

http://t.co/PGtPa08vBq

The guy who invented the ramen donut also made a dorito-crusted sous vide egg yolk. http://t.co/GSJ2nZVrWe http://t.co/NOag7D8…

there's an egg in my replies making with the crazy. It's always the eggs, man.

“Rules for Dating My Daughter” by @mike_daws https://t.co/9NXzPJIX23

I'm pretty sure this is how it works http://t.co/DzIIeBSWe4 http://t.co/zvEgQW8a3h

I love this mashup so, so much https://t.co/38JsoMDKQ7

Remember that we are discussing the future of .NET and mono over at the .NET foundation forums: http://t.co/CdyHMkW3VG

Dogs Playing Poker Just Got Owned By Dogs Playing Dungeons & Dragons
http://t.co/tKtrtAVt5k #dnd @Wizards_DnD #rpg http://t…

I got to use my LED headlamp today. It was a good day.

Wife in tears. http://t.co/FkXS5AepS7 #wow

I love @postgresql being able to get a detailed answer from Tom Lane within minutes of posting a question is amazing http:/…

@olivierlacan @codinghorror My thoughts exactly! http://t.co/B4KqDQZxhv