"nobody at the top cares because Jeff has moved on", a clarification about Stack Overflow https://t.co/K9NfFyEPKD

it's amazing the amount of (not necessarily deserved) credibility you get when your stuff is found in someone's organic Google searches.

so that 16kb/sec ruby gem memory leak dependency we inherited was fun! Massively improved our memory diagnostics + reporting + baseline.

"With great power comes great responsibility" should be recast as "With great wealth comes great responsibility"

It's too late for me. save yourself http://t.co/0cZX0dSMMw http://t.co/pYFCXrjOM2

The best reaction to "this is confusing, where are the docs" is to rewrite the feature to make it less confusing, not write more docs.

nophone http://t.co/D9iLHwZc5y http://t.co/QRmCEbooNP

Underworld Ascendant! But I've become jaded about software dev kickstarters; they need 3x-5x what they ask https://t.co/QmmqiLTJDX

If you complain about having to help fix bugs in open source you rely on, I humbly submit you don't understand how open source works.

"it takes two hours to load a bash command prompt" http://t.co/osl8JjZbbL

"Investor concern over the threat of new technologies is overstated." —Blockbuster analyst report, 1999 http://t.co/7gTgRDV…

"All right, we're inside the Internet!" http://t.co/2ffM4lsLY1

Transcribed backwards, recorded backwards, reversed for playback http://t.co/eQ5dFplkT8

I love you http://t.co/leuIQh2tkF

Happy Valentines Day http://t.co/o2YTa0qKvp

Sick of the BS with Uber's leaders? Try Lyft. $20 in your account. https://t.co/neFVxszeMt

10x productivity is not in how fast you can write the code, but in picking which problems to solve - http://t.co/a2GRiE7jK2

Do you remember the adrenaline rush of Left 4 Dead tank battles? Evolve is like that, but 3x as often. Wow.

check out my multi-threaded code http://t.co/UvCHQQEF2o

"Everything good and true about my life started on the day the twins became mine." - @carr2n. http://t.co/6CkBCvIyN1 ht…

"We have lawyers come and say 'I can represent you and sue' and I say 'No. Let them do it.'" http://t.co/DEsNCoioxa

Dear GitHub, I really would like to be able to search our commit messages in our GitHub repository. http://t.co/tkQX2McIv8

How to be a parent in one easy step, via https://t.co/MimSSavV2N http://t.co/bkdrrQR6By

1. Oh noes! Ruby memory usage is high! 2. Complain on Twitter 3. Write script to cycle Ruby 4. Get bigger AWS instance 5. Problem solved!

@codinghorror http://t.co/96w7AXpbgo Samberg and Stiller nailed it.

This is why the tyranny of v-neck t-shirts cannot be allowed to stand. http://t.co/cVUj5l1MC8

"they seemed broken somehow — deeply confused and traumatized" http://t.co/OOSGhQ1442

The Evolve tutorial is top notch, a sign of a great game. You start as the monster: awesome. http://t.co/fFwaRK6mXR

Satellite radio is so bad. Audio quality embarrassing. Listen to a channel for a week and you have heard every song they will ever play.

An algorithm to extract looping GIFs from videos http://t.co/kBI0HPFoqr

Unix: the only place a dollar sign conveys a LACK of privilege.

WHO'S A GOOD BOY! WHO IS! http://t.co/mzBZBioewK

@krisaubuchon how long of a walk are we talking here?

Starting today, wireless carriers have to unlock your phone http://t.co/sMt38mzyJp

meanwhile, in Germany https://t.co/MxygUWydOM

Works for me. http://t.co/adhoQ6u5AL

Go read "How to stop sucking & be awesome instead" by @codinghorror RIGHT NOW.
It's way more than "Awesome"!
http://t.co/…

"The DOM is too slow." The beauty of JS + Canvas as a platform. http://t.co/Fo6r5Qr7oa

The most unrealistic thing about HBO's "Silicon Valley" is the idea of a startup based on a technological breakthrough.

Next time I make a mistake, remember: it wasn't me, that was me prime from Earth-One. Probably.

@ftrain I usually send them here. http://t.co/sL8d8TW7qj

@codinghorror Sparkswood? https://t.co/l3aLQUfMmz

is there any startup working on a confetti cannon drone? If not, can there be? I will fund.

this just in: everyone else's code is shit.

Oh, cupcake dog, what you went through for our amusement http://t.co/b6qVHTDYN2

@howtogeek I didn't win, this is some bullshit

That time the Simpsons went too far http://t.co/eyTns5HytD

I can’t believe I programmed Objective-C for 26 years. What a crapshack of a language it is compared to Swift.

I agree with @xuhulk but "let's change the world" is a big ask; see also "Fox News" http://t.co/RhFSlW1qLv

Jeff Atwood (@codinghorror) on fragmentation – App-pocalypse Now: http://t.co/lUUeqdIwsn http://t.co/XBCPt1KUM9

that's OK, I was just on SO looking up Ruby max integer, which was much weirder than I expected. Even for Ruby. http://t.co/sGNXGWWjBI

lol @waxpancake linked to http://t.co/QckhEaIlKz and it was literally showing a guy browsing Stack Overflow when I clicked through

Got tired of nothing but "k" as 90% of my son's texts.

So I did an iOS shortcut and replaced with this. http://t.co/RyqFg6tj…

Left: Samsung SmartTV privacy policy, warning users not to discuss personal info in front of their TV
Right: 1984 http://t.co/osyw…

This is how I picture @codinghorror late at night while on Twitter http://t.co/JVr7gGAe9u

Passive-aggressive neighbor battle, WiFi edition: http://t.co/JO66k2MKrE

with all the anti-vax, anti-science stuff, we should just go ahead and acknowledge the truth. A WITCH DID IT

I'm pretty much a CSS wizard. http://t.co/VBuXp2mA4W http://t.co/ylfLdCOQph

I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I just vertically centered content in a <div>

@arturotena so is an echo chamber...

Research on children raised without religion finds them unusually empathic, independent, tolerant, and moral: http://t.co/76…

@codinghorror We see "what rewards do you offer for vulnerability reports" emails a lot these days. The reports often turn out …

So "we pay people to find security bugs" is the playbook now? Whatever happened to "with enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow?"

Font design can affect CSS alignment? I did not know that. https://t.co/9SG5xHLGXD

That'll do it… http://t.co/oj9tDK69gF

"I think you will find our enterprise service so ineffably wonderful that you'll ask yourselves how you ever got on without it."

@howtogeek I am crazy but I am not quite that crazy.. yet

Can someone recommend me a *quality* external security scanning service? Can be paid. Something you'd run quarterly as due diligence.

I can't say enough great things about my LED headlamp. You should own a LED headlamp. This one. http://t.co/JyfEwpfACv

"The one thing I don’t notice is the passage of time." http://t.co/ySCtLPT9YG

Block is the new follow.

I'll tell you a secret. I hate "startups". I like building things.

Two years of @discourse! Eight years to go. ;) http://t.co/ZKpBdJLYFQ

My cellular Nexus 7 (2013) *finally* got the Android 5 update. No going back, so SO much better than 4.

I just did a Google search for "stallman pleasure card". God help me. God help us all.

Don't ever doubt my commitment to Sparkle Motion. http://t.co/R8iqQDfflD

The World’s Email Encryption Software Relies on One Guy, Who is Going Broke

http://t.co/DZ7EH0UaH3

#gpg

Why Do People Love Client-Side JavaScript? The Beauty of the Language LOL j/k http://t.co/P9Cps03Toi

My standard Twitter disclaimer http://t.co/4OFME5oioi

@krisaubuchon http://t.co/juy6GbUSS9

in the beta of Battlefield: Hardline the "hacker" role actually says this classic line, LOL! https://t.co/neXkYSlLUv

Today is the 2 year anniversary of Discourse! 🍰 To celebrate, our Standard Hosting Plan is now available: http://t.co/NsJLKD…

1999:A divorcing couple divides their Beanie Baby investment under the supervision of a judge. http://t.co/WFexnojqAv http://t.c…

Read this. Blake's underselling it. RT “@blakehounshell: Nebraska recognizes same-sex marriage by accident http://t.co/dmY…

Hey @amazon this escalated quickly http://t.co/yyPZ5MgH2I

Beware the Help Vampire, another classic @amyhoy jam http://t.co/cq4sLDBN3V

@codinghorror OK Cupid has an interesting solution. http://t.co/0OoBaHTsX0

I just backed Orion Trail on @Kickstarter - love the retro vibe, can't wait to play it @jessescheel & team! http://t.co/ltCxu…

In other words, this "payola" AdBlock thing is not new. At all.

I sent an email about "Acceptable Ads" on 11/2012 to make sure Stack Exchange was on the list https://t.co/DxhiVUsGkL

Radio Shack is being tormented for being irrelevant but I’ll always thank them for this. http://t.co/nMeMf6zoac

My son and I made a combo Batgirl / Wonder Woman cake for our twin girls who turn 3 today http://t.co/DHh0MhgY3Z

Kindergarten teacher: Your child is being very disruptive in class. Silicon valley parent: <fist pumps> YES!

here's one weird old tip for leading a happier, more fulfilled life: stop having opinions about everything.

@psychichazard @waxpancake no this would only be about trans, e.g. genetically men's bodies have faster reaction times.. in theory.

@aJimHolmes @notxcain @olegat0r @_jayphelps discussion -- not Q&A though. For discussion, may I refer you to http://t.co/RP4wRYTo5d ;)

when you want pricing on something and everyone you contact about it is like "let's have a call to discuss!" that's.. a bad bad sign.

@krisaubuchon you should move to California ;)

Imagine if someone built a router with firmware that auto-updated and didn't suck? That's Eero. https://t.co/2A6xb8TKrx