Feeling a tad unmanly for building new db servers with only 128gb ram. Difficult when you don't need two CPU sockets..

Bad news. A guy I don't know said he was unfollowing me because my tweets offend him. Please respect my privacy during…

“All extremes of feeling are allied with madness.” -Virginia Woolf https://t.co/7gCPh2gRHo

@shanselman https://t.co/HziR9cUgtm

802.11ah: Better range, lower bandwidth 802.11ad: Better bandwidth. Doesn't go through walls 802.11ax: Successor to 11ac expected in 2019

another "urgent security bug" report that was not vetted at all. Bug bounty services, *please* make sure you REPRO! https://t.co/7aTckQPYBo

Do you code at night? Do you work remotely? Take our 2016 Developer Survey so we can share results with you: https://t.c…

@krisaubuchon wow no idea that was coming, congrats!!

The best game of 2016 so far, Pony Island! https://t.co/H5KU41rZtg

ATM Skimmers molded to match ATM scanners. Pull on scanner before use to make sure it hasn't been tampered with. https:/…

I also got a bad stick of DDR4 in the same package as my bad CPU! Remember, Prime95 / Memtest86x are your friends!

this is one of those "wait, the compiler *was* actually wrong" moments.

wow, this is a first, in building 50+ machines/servers -- I got a bad Intel CPU. Fails prime95 on multiple known good motherboards / RAM

Blade Runner's Roy Batty was born/activated today! https://t.co/CXvGW8dHJa

Let one flower(s) bloom!

Bug.. or feature https://t.co/iKHq1NH4kD

Another successful team meeting at Discourse World HQ https://t.co/ZblP3MS4eo

"it is rare that the performance assumptions that we make about an underlying hardware component change by 1,000x" https://t.co/PMDIxoTCuh

Proper justification for buying a powerball ticket, and working at a startup, despite the insane odds, are the same: because it's fun.

Only dummies would buy powerball tickets. The smart people work at startups with the same odds.

Left YouTube on auto-play (whatever it picks after the last video I listened to) .. and I just got Rick Rolled. https://t.co/pR9DGHJpXC

This is just so goddamn depressing, all of it. https://t.co/Pou4eVq4F1

White Male Privilege Squandered On Job At Best Buy https://t.co/u8mYupD5nT

Are you super rich and just can't even? There is now a service for you: https://t.co/SPmFefPOZz

@howtogeek keep us posted, we're praying for you

I would not recommend sending kisses emoji to people with Firefox OS https://t.co/n0hxU3P1cN

Henry Kissinger's NYT Style section debut https://t.co/DK7ebbNusF https://t.co/OKK03iHucj

My comment in the "Working fewer hours would make us more productive" thread on Hacker News: https://t.co/1PQGd8tRdV htt…

Found in the @StackOverflow source code:

if (sanity != null) return sanity;

My new year's resolution: ship CommonMark 1.0 in 2016 https://t.co/Z5z1VFtXpa cc @balpha @spladug @vmg @davidlg

At the Taco Bell window the Indian guy said "are you the guy who never wants hot sauce" and I was like this is bullshit racial profiling man

The great thing about having kids is you can hug and squeeze them as much as you want and there is not a damn thing they can do to stop you

HDCP firms sue to prevent 4K copying devices from being sold. Good luck with that https://t.co/IsilqQmMCc

#StackOverflow data dump is ready: https://t.co/BiquaK3zp5 You'll need 168GB of storage and it will take 294 days to DL at…

I feel like swiping left to someone's actual face should be a thing https://t.co/Fh8uaSOmZX

“the best and, frankly, only option for the country’s working poor is to try and come up with the next Facebook“ https://t.co/Ap…

That was a poor choice of redaction. Nice to see it lifted. https://t.co/S7db5IQQiK

Taco Bell programming https://t.co/TQclCYK1sk

Looking for one last round of feedback on https://t.co/rlMl0pyaJA feel free to share this link

A whole IDE built in a browser sounds ridiculous until you try using a whole IDE built in Java.

I've been very impressed by all the Bloomberg links I've discovered in 2015. Bloomberg, your game is on fleek, whatever that means.

Dungeon Taxes

https://t.co/rumJQmfQhz

The singularity is bullshit, but they're not wrong about one thing: the rate of change is speeding up, and has been for a long time.

Not using Zopfli on your project yet? You should be: https://t.co/pPADsQyWQD

Zopfli Optimization: Literally Free Bandwidth https://t.co/pPADsQyWQD

"son of a..." https://t.co/6Cio8EyB9E

@dozba last time I tried this we created a few power loops that were .. not good

Currently blowing the kids' minds with this Pickle and Peanut show https://t.co/cEJJlcxV8i

@tiberriver256 works fine for me, use --- to get a h2. I just did it. As long as the output HTML is identical, you "win"

I am looking for early feedback on our interactive Markdown tutorial https://t.co/rlMl0pyaJA -- reply on Twitter or https://t.co/feIkNkLx0H

The Website Obesity Crisis https://t.co/Xr9OvOtGi0

At a previous job a coworker came to my office to talk to me because he had been diagnosed with a year to live. That was heavy.

The worst thing about 2015, by far, was Drake's Hotline Bling dancing. https://t.co/uGme0Y9m3p

Here's an appropriate fireworks display for 2016 https://t.co/SGS1zqPURf

At Chuck E Cheese with the kids, turning $30 of tokens into $1 of redeemed ticket value. Welcome to Wall Street, kids

New Years Resolution https://t.co/G0JOIO3buR https://t.co/0Htd7IrTRE

This mashup of Beastie Boys + Britney + Iggy Azalea is 👌 https://t.co/V0ndRxQXPq

@calamity_mash I had considered this, actually

what's the coolest JavaScript .. thing .. that I could put on a browser page to say "congrats! you did it!"

@nacran @SimonNRicketts that is some next level shit, man

at Discourse we ❤️ Emoji! 😂 https://t.co/EFgq25Qn3p

😂 was the 2015 word of the year https://t.co/rdy3cdvhCC

Nihilistic password security questions: https://t.co/FytwCTLqxT

I HOPE MY BIKE TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL https://t.co/1AAyizOItR

The weird old trick to sending email is not to care about anyone ever responding.

Apple ][ Watch https://t.co/aIwyRJK4OE

10 hours of https://t.co/CsdroUc3A5 https://t.co/LgqvqpuMKE

Thinking about going all-in on WebSockets? You might want to reconsider that. https://t.co/dUeWHtuztv

Not that Lindsay from Dubai isn't a perfectly nice lady, and all. And she joined in Feb 2013 so you know she is totes legit.

Dear Twitter, I'm getting suuuuper tired of blocking all these WhatsApp porn spammers who like old tweets every day. https://t.co/mlEijMdTLE

Android N and beyond to ditch Oracle’s Java for open source version https://t.co/6sTFuYKpeb https://t.co/8lPVPbBNO9

"Same Internet as San Francisco plus you can own a house" should be every American city's marketing message right now.

How Many Of These Hayao Miyazaki Films Have You Seen? https://t.co/Ay1uDShkwp https://t.co/m7Ulk5Rcw6

They love the child / that gets buck wild / with the new style https://t.co/QnaFA8x8mO

"In real life you won't always have a calculator with you." — math teachers in the 80s

One of the greatest ending credits of a movie ever. https://t.co/5BIunSBu6Q

let's all get jobs https://t.co/rwsxWxJ49y

Our 6 year old son recognized a cover of Wham's Last Christmas and said "Dad, it's the best song of all time"

The Big Short was great. Amazing casting. https://t.co/xJGpYpAy1P

1993 Budget for #Clerks that we submitted to @Miramax (with a VHS of the flick). It's way cheaper to do it now Kids! ht…

It's almost worth switching to iOS over Android just to get the universal "tap the top bar to jump to the top" UI shortcut.

High end audio has always devolved into utter wankery at a certain price point... which keeps getting lower. https://t.co/lrkWqAcWF2

"it's easier to deal with an external organization than to fix your own organization" insightful AWS discussion https://t.co/kDouBhzsFL

Wow, they are making a movie about The Room, starring James Franco? https://t.co/Vqun2A70fC

Amazing, must-read article on the changing tax politics of California and Proposition 13. https://t.co/YOZd1p1Thr

Nothing has made me feel quite as old as seeing my nephew try to swipe right on a Kodak photo we pulled out.

Anyone want to second any of these obscure / underrated Netflix movies? https://t.co/luttYAt54b

How MTV's "16 and Pregnant" Reduced Teen Pregnancy https://t.co/CBfL52PWe3

If you've received high-end audio equipment today, do not try this at home https://t.co/uzTlbrk6jJ #ArsFavsOf2015 https://…

REMEMBER THE FUN BEGINS AT ZERO DARK THIRTY https://t.co/GDdqXWmrug

"The idea of having George Michael take over as full-time lead singer of Queen was even given serious consideration."

The wait is over friends. https://t.co/rJpaLkt2MA

Do you recognize me?
Well
It's been a year
It doesn't surprise me
https://t.co/i8ifMHYnRV

Kids currently losing their tiny damn minds over the prospect that Santa is coming on the NORAD tracker

Watching the Aquabats Super Show, seasons 2 and 3 for holiday family entertainment, I love this show https://t.co/QiLlOvAvBH

More powerful than any Chick Tract, a @docpop tract! https://t.co/qIxKWy0U9T

somehow you find yourself missing the people your children used to be

browsing through the 3TB archives, found a cache of iPhone 4 photos. Amazing how low-res and grainy those look now. Ye olde 2011.