Christmas Lemmings / PC / Psygnosis / 1992 https://t.co/2pEq4AAFeU

@dozba this is why I try not to interact with other human beings whenever possible

It's not Christmas until... https://t.co/tRh9y3b34q

Every year, we give a little bit back. https://t.co/pTJ1QkhXvT

I am sorry but as Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho once said, my shit is a little emotional right now

Despite my grousing, Force Awakens was quite good, 9.5 / 10 and I realized my son is almost the same age I was when I saw Star Wars in '77

upgrading my 3TB data drive to a 4TB drive with 8GB SSD cache (SSHD) though I am not sure why I'm bothering

The number of people that got super mega pissed off that :) had an open mouth in Emoji never ceased to amaze me.

our long national nightmare of open-mouth :) emoji is finally over. Thanks "slightly smiling face" in Unicode 7! https://t.co/poIByHQ4MJ

And we’re online: https://t.co/pdbwb0oPOf

Here's .. a .. way .. to, uh.. *something*.. to the TSA's new rules! That'll.. err.. (runs away) https://t.co/2gEDhz2osB

"devotees are convinced that there is no adequate substitute [pencil]" https://t.co/NM3KzFeTjv

@codinghorror https://t.co/Fr9mOhH1HQ

I don't even want to see the new Star Wars movie but I guess I have to otherwise I am in endless spoiler lockdown mode

The best part of the holiday is trolling your extended family with Wham's Last Christmas... again

Updated my 2013 Nexus 7 to Android 6! OK testing device, but if you can stand a device this slow today, god bless you.

The first key logger https://t.co/t1Lat9lUWi

oh noes, my meta repsssss @shog9 https://t.co/qAnGNr1nmK

Sometimes I want to grab government officials by their lapels and scream into their face "it's MATH, stupid!" https://t.co/0GBSTzgogY

"To enter Nanogenmo, you have to write a program that generates a novel" https://t.co/G1SyTetkzT https://t.co/Ypv0SJN9bW

F. Scott Fitzgerald died 75 years ago today. But Great Gatsby isn't public domain—thanks to absurd copyright terms. https://t.co/w…

Best of Bootie 2015! https://t.co/cmFOdh7a7N

I am constantly amazed how sensitive many Internet Famous people are to rando criticisms. Whoever you are, randos, it is working.

Bill Fink in the Washington Post: https://t.co/SVoG5yyH3H

Emojis Rule Everything Around Me 🙇

Stack Overflow now integrates job (jerb?) search, if you need it. https://t.co/fybhq9R8hq

@codinghorror in moments of distress, I find this very soothing: https://t.co/C32mjDWdSE

still waiting for my Intellivision Keyboard https://t.co/hw8Hjn79t8 per https://t.co/7qh7dYcyiT

Sometimes my mind wanders and I revisit painful memories. Then I think, why am I letting this memory bother me? F**k that memory!

“I’ve already had a pre-breakfast breakfast with a Nobel prize-winner.” https://t.co/KYNeLK503Z

The 1st website went live 25 years ago today at @CERN. "This is for everyone…" https://t.co/RIN5I4SGlC #openscience https:…

Terms and conditions. https://t.co/LKYKwaCB6S

Meanwhile, in Ireland https://t.co/iXIkd32VNJ

The Ray Bradbury status code, HTTP 451 https://t.co/5m3DV9ag50

Here's what Ken Silverman (of Duke Nukem 3D build engine & pngout fame) is working on today: https://t.co/gE7j5xSnEX

If you ship PNGs, make sure they've gone through pngout first. Trust me, it's better than whatever you're using now. https://t.co/Il1Shn4285

It is nice to be about to just work without any discussions. https://t.co/Xnu2QugFYT

Thug Life, cat style https://t.co/f94DrHO5Kc

DJ Khaled helps you unlock the key to success https://t.co/kYeQWdUyMN

I look at teardowns of even tiny things like Apple Watch and I think "shouldn't this be one big chip by now?" https://t.co/hCAvogYnQs

I have really grown to resent the "why not both" girl.

TIL the processor inside your Macbook's *charger* is about as powerful as the one in the original Macintosh https://t.co/w18…

People who think ai is going to rule humanity: I have a nuclear-powered flying car made of nanoparticles to sell you. It ca…

An Xmas present full of brotherly love. https://t.co/oiJM4ns2eA

Shkreli as an elaborate Wu-Tang publicity stunt. Mind = blown https://t.co/afzNTpI4gB

The story behind the time I said that thing on @MythBusters. #tbt https://t.co/ElLsgSlnc8 https://t.co/avXKTSBhQl

I am not one to complain about UI changes, I generally like change, but man this Moments move has been awful https://t.co/XwQI3w0nQa

This Martin Shkreli goofball is exactly why I am majorly skeptical of white dudes that go all in on co-opting rap culture.

95% of Americans get this wrong! Since 1995, worldwide extreme poverty -almost doubled? -is similar? -almost halved? http…

Hats off to @codinghorror and the Discourse team -- finding it invaluable as a comms platform, community, and public bug track…

amazing via @mo_ali https://t.co/hloPvGYAxD

This is what a great bug report looks like --> https://t.co/h5gfO23G1A

"A team with a high McDonald’s Quotient." https://t.co/EYcnDIz7dL

I'm gonna tweet that link again, bc this @poniewozik essay absolutely nails so much of the current TV environment: https…

@codinghorror see also: some people modding fans into their Gear VRs because otherwise everything overheats after 15 minutes

VR on smartphones is gonna be a real challenge due to thermals https://t.co/uiFTPqzyk6

A good example of the ejector seat button being in the wrong place... https://t.co/VXvbUYgy4T

"by far the most important team dynamic is psychological safety" https://t.co/cDn0DYVkmP

Meanwhile in Canada https://t.co/zochdxnfxB

"I’ll be honest and say that 2015 has been a pretty bad year for Android devices" thanks Qualcomm https://t.co/UUW6ywa6dt

Help us sanity check a new code-specific license for #StackOverflow: https://t.co/AdOQ3bLb7h

I have now received 31 copyright claims against the background music. Listing 20 different companies or groups. All automati…

OMG they remade Point Break?! https://t.co/X4oCbHHiL5

I'm living in a world of darkness https://t.co/m38IKrqQ0G

Web 2.0 seems so long ago now

the roots of funk https://t.co/SZtjyDltQl

#VPD requesting member to respond to front desk where a male claims Nickelback is trying to kill him.

I think meritocracy is the wrong choice. I favor an effortocracy: those who work the hardest should benefit most.

#Berkeley (unsurprisingly), #Albany and #ElCerrito among 10 most liberal cities in U.S. https://t.co/hnj8KzW88C https://t.co/q5p…

If I lived in SF, I'd be at the @internetarchive's Telethon. Get your tix: https://t.co/2UuF69jNL2 Livestream here: https:/…

The real value of a code of conduct: it causes people who you wouldn't want *anywhere* near your project to identify themselves early on.

.@NRO @powerlineUS WOW!!!!! this chart shows gun violence isnt a issue either https://t.co/TLGEjoHNmQ

Degree of resultant apocalypse: smooth jazz

First attempt at async programming. https://t.co/u5YwRqBuou

Hats. https://t.co/TFUJS3m7Gw

Not that modern comics are much better. XMen Battle of the Atom! Future vs. past vs. current vs. ok you know what to hell with all this

Re-read Secret Wars. Wow that has.. not.. aged well. #burnit https://t.co/CH7njRK9IZ

I always love a trace buster buster story https://t.co/Bpw7bbX3EY

Why do we only use tinfoil for hats but the rest of the time we use aluminum foil to wrap food?

“In answer to your query, they’re written down for me.” https://t.co/dM2pN2mDHV

"I suspect she was something of a nerd, complete with math jokes and everything." https://t.co/8PHf1cnG2F

As a coda to previous tweet, Touch Arcade reduced to begging for Patreon :( https://t.co/j850AHebSV

tl;dr Apple is largely a smartphone company now, not sure that's a bad thing https://t.co/zwGwcljb1M

Deep linking to a mobile app feels about as natural on the web as deep linking to a flash app did. Hideous.

The "force launch an app from touched URLs" in mobile safari is so infuriating I am uninstalling apps over it

Virtually there: the hard reality of the Gear VR https://t.co/j9qk7LtXg1

.@DaynaEvans_ "A Prayer To The Heavens For The Tiniest Taste Of Dramamine" is so good. https://t.co/vAHHnqb8De

This https://t.co/c9e3gmXXSC is the incredibly dark side of this https://t.co/E17EkdfVd1

Rock Band 3 export is now available on Xbox One! Get the instructions on downloading here: https://t.co/qLbjBiv1rC

Him: How do Americans celebrate Christmas? Me: With a 24-hour marathon of a film about a kid who wants a gun. Him: That ex…

If nobody is disagreeing with your opinion, either you are 100% right, or everyone is quietly avoiding you because you're nuts.

Can't get the Wu-Tang off my mind this week. Thus, the newest addition to BusinessTown:
https://t.co/EuuxMguIfD https://t…

@FredrikTonn @thepaulstella I didn't notice this, whatever it was!

Why didn't anyone tell me how good Kingsmen: The Secret Service is? That Freebird scene in the church, loolll

From a follower: To avoid WiFi interference during iPhone presentations, Steve Jobs used WiFi channel 14, which isn't …

Hey it's computer man! https://t.co/0MtwMzrv78

Open source is rewarding.

https://t.co/Fkw1Cjuzuu

Nevermind.

Great comment about why self driving cars are overhyped, possibly deadly https://t.co/VYuDrseH8d