Thanks to @mozilla for their support of @discourse! https://t.co/P1trv28rcd

This is an amazing, awful study of racial disparities on eBay. https://t.co/NKlnIsJ0o8

There have been so many great Daredevil arcs but the Frank Miller one 👌 https://t.co/YyBgy9xSbE

Holy crap signs point to a Daredevil crossover with Nuke squeeeeee https://t.co/rfCHfoc5bd

Nuke is the only true American hero https://t.co/dTX03TYB4k

Amazon's recommendation system has peered into my very soul https://t.co/xe8xTD82yV

Valve's Steam Controller assembly video is stunning.
https://t.co/JlViqsIyky https://t.co/SLwySvhUI3

I don't mean to alarm anyone but I have a man cold and it is real real bad https://t.co/msS2bv2LMX

we were promised segways, but instead all we got is these crappy cheap hoverboards https://t.co/SPTYEBCXB3

"This phone has 8 cores, so it must be *super* fast!" Uh noooo

The MOAR CORES illusion "single-thread performance was too low, resulting in higher latency for our web platform" https://t.co/5cRwrJXIAy

So @tgx_world just got "Mad Stallman" as a docker container name https://t.co/A3P5gqFYoQ

I planned to test our redundancy by driving to the datacenter and randomly unplugging things, but I was told I am "not a team player"

containers are what happens when a dev says "works on my laptop" and the ops guy says "well fuck you I guess we'll just deploy th…

"AI hardware" = "bunch of gaming GPUs". Thanks videogames! https://t.co/ijXrGfXluT

Quotidian artworks https://t.co/aJ3XAbDc0P https://t.co/MlvHBUQ2ZK

With a lot of negative / destructive kid behaviors, you wait long enough and they eventually grow out of it. I wish this worked for adults.

Woah. https://t.co/ZkeXkN1ACj

Keeping the Atwood family values alive https://t.co/gtu7Z5wugv

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE! https://t.co/ChZWsNbLiI

I was beat, incomplete https://t.co/MJFYiYargL

@CognoscoCuro see also https://t.co/6Ys8JkbaC5

@CognoscoCuro mock someone for failing to live up to an aspirational goal? Unlikely. Do people get mocked for getting divorced?

@CognoscoCuro well, for a negative it is weird. But for a positive? An aspirational goal? "I refuse to aspire to anything noble!"

"Who in their right mind would want to work with this person on anything, ever?" https://t.co/lI0aDQqFZd

Why can't you be like Endicott? https://t.co/6VvBX1EVxf

Browsing Think Geek, I'm too jaded to need any of this, but then https://t.co/leds4TDDoT https://t.co/PYkJvTg6Si

.@codinghorror These are also awesome if you’re using many 2.5” SSDs: https://t.co/dPwVG4jWZf 8 SSDs in a 5.25" bay https:…

In related news, I have a ridiculous number of hard drives laying around that I need to get rid of

this USB 3.0, 2.5" and 3.5" ejectable front drive bay accessory is nice! I recommend it. https://t.co/7S3r0Luf2O https://t.co/7DmoGfinim

@sizer99 yeah true, web browsing and video/comics would be fine no matter what

Maybe Google should retrench into the Nexus 7 form factor, which is more plausibly "phablet plus" size and less alien to Android core phones

Wow this Pixel C review is brutal. A scathing condemnation of the entire "tablet" ecosystem on Android https://t.co/lY6tv19NHZ

@howtogeek the revenge of horizontal surfaces!!

If you're doing letters to santa with your kids, get them done ASAP! https://t.co/Pq6QBMM0g8

@TimothyLoyer both!

I feel bad for Nvidia. They make the best SOCs that nobody uses. Good demonstration of how HW is effectively dead unless it's in a phone.

Fallout 4 was great, but if you don't have time to play, just watch the honest trailer https://t.co/Bh8CRPs8dg

WIRED thinks it has unmasked Satoshi Nakamoto. Gotta say, the evidence looks compelling https://t.co/cTflZkAehC

TIL The "snozzberries" kid from Super Troopers is married to Joan from Mad Men. https://t.co/eJ5q0JpWoJ

A parenting metaphor https://t.co/aKEj3KXoWn

still laughing at the idea that you can affect someone so strongly that they will call you "a nightmare of a human being" in print

me at home: i'm bored i want to go to a party me at a party: omg please end my life

'Facebook takes down Creative Labs" I was like oh no not mah Sound Blaster!

Trying to explain Hanukkah to a Catholic 3yo: "it's like if your iPad was on 1%, but stayed on for 8 days." "Dat's a MIRACL…

PlayStation VR demo 2015. Is this the blue pill or the red pill? https://t.co/oxCqEFq5xT

A group of programmers is called an "actually".

@howtogeek @wintaru I'm more surprised at the complete lack of horizontal surfaces at Lowell's house ;)

It's weird that these little 6w LED candelabra lights have such hot heatsinks. Why is so much energy lost in the conversion?

@loydcase yep lots of reports of this on Twitter. clearly UPS system is overloaded for the holidays

@howtogeek feet on the tables are allowed at your house?

@howtogeek also side by side is absolutely essential. I can read / reply to email while browsing the web, etc etc

@howtogeek sure it does, fex, see https://t.co/2MaZa7KQYi -- no tables in your house at all, eh? ;)

@howtogeek when I am not near a table of any kind, I am usually in tablet browsing mode, I don't need a ton of typing

@howtogeek the root issue is that I don't use a "laptop" on a lap, really ever

@howtogeek I have zero interest in drawing, never used the included stylus with Surface Pro either. Weight is my #1 problem. Too heavy

@howtogeek I don't want to double the weight of the iPad Pro, though. The Logitech thing is mega heavy. Sounds like some want a clamshell

Taking the "hell" out of "hello" https://t.co/ke7yERx4EY

What an incredible privilege to be alive, to exist in this place at this time.

Old people are the worst. https://t.co/m1qBC66ogD

The man who invented freeware https://t.co/LGWvX7l4hQ

car VIN's since 1981 do not have the letters "I", "O", or the number 0 https://t.co/w9ATYk6TCU

"Students ... don't enjoy learning from a taskmaster, even if it does them some good" https://t.co/9zqVAHubMq

I sneeze super loud and now I feel like deaf people think I am a total idiot every time I do https://t.co/HbtfMTE2gH

I leave hairdryer fixing to the men, I'm too busy making nanotech and treating cancer. https://t.co/fX7tDPsJXr

Slack "standalone" Windows client is, uh, a bit.. memory hungry. Makes Chrome seem miserly. https://t.co/ur8m0UUjFd

The daredevils without landlines https://t.co/cA3JQDaxaR

Life after viral internet fame https://t.co/bxrUPYqBV5

In 1965, a grossly obese man decided not to eat for over a year https://t.co/v2sbzRKfq3

Between the wingsuit, parachute, and tethers, Just Cause 3 has the most satisfying traversal in any game ever https://t.co/ckgpwL2m4S

Hunt the Krampus

Don't be part of the problem, be the whole problem

Er, thank you for the suggestion GitHub? https://t.co/TRzqzYHWXf

@dozba does not matter, once people decided the death of children was acceptable at Sandy Hook it was over. Nothing will change in our ltime

iPad Pro keyboard cover is really quite solid for a V1. Consider it took MSFT four tries to nail this. But no home button, or escape key?

A holiday Chemis-tree https://t.co/tPQIT16Y8U https://t.co/k34KZU4GMl

Story about the company that decided to pay everyone $70k takes a dark turn https://t.co/9RIubZnyUm

Here son, these Snap Circuits are much more fun when you use four times the rated voltage. https://t.co/c5u9Q5VjCo

Steve Jobs sometimes I think about how you didn't want third party apps on the iPhone and maybe you were right https://t.co/UdxZ…

it's almost like 140 characters isn't enough, sometimes

"you have unfairly limited our freedom to behave like idiots!" why yes, I believe we did, in fact I daresay that was the goal

This is the absurdity, some people insisting that, absent absolute guarantees, words are worthless. You are so very wrong.

move to strike "I promise to be faithful to you until death parts us" from the marriage code of conduct because nobody can *guarantee* that

@dozba https://t.co/Lq75FvtiXY

I do love building servers but man, I never want to hear another 40mm fan at any speed ever again. #eeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How to help your favourite open source project: https://t.co/WTTLajDDYm

("introduce us to people who will pay for things" #…

Data suggests there's more benefit to rooting out a toxic team member than adding a stellar new one https://t.co/fKb82lufyz

"That's what we do, right? That's why we exist? We fix problems?" https://t.co/FiuagQvOzm

The Hugging Will Continue Until Morale Improves https://t.co/FiuagQvOzm

"Any meeting with more than two people is a performance."

"If there is one unequivocal truth I have learned about social interactions, it's that nobody wants to know what your IQ is."

I actually like Ballmer, in his way, but I feel he made poor strategic decisions in his last 5 years at MS

What would Steve Ballmer do? https://t.co/9DdkjSBIAw

Swift is now open source! Read the full launch announcement on the Swift blog https://t.co/KpC9xID5kU https://t.co/KDokfWjmkZ

….So about the Bloomberg Design Week conference website.

https://t.co/KxT9gnQG1n

Invites no longer required. https://t.co/47gBi13WlH

I love the Code Keyboard by @codinghorror so much I just bought a second on Massdrop https://t.co/Uush9cLgaj https://t.…

Apple's using #CommonMark! https://t.co/CXnK03sIce @codinghorror

Guns killed more Americans in 12 years than AIDS, war, and illegal drug overdoses combined https://t.co/Pzc8vmrOGS https://t…

apparently it is unsafe to put jokes on Twitter these days