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When someone starts at Discourse, I have the talk with them. "You remember your family? Forget them. Look at me. *We* are your family now."

I really want an always-playing youtube video of my choice on my tombstone when I die. Not even joking.

I have a lot of old USB keys I want to give away. What's the most subversive, coolest thing to put on them and let people find?

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Hmm, whether or not an on-screen keyboard (unnecessarily) pops on the iPad Pro with keyboard cover, seems to depend on the app?

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iPad pro keyboard cover finally arrived, pretty nifty. First thought is, they should make a regular iPad sized version of this, too.

I lost both a cousin & a friend to AIDS, inspiring me to pursue biomedical research. We've come so far but not far enough. #W…

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I often think of expanding the Discourse team, then I realize each new person will cost us $5/month in Google Apps https://t.co/UoDoN8ap8X

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If you can't say anything nice, start an existential debate on the concept of "nice". Life is cruelty incarnate; communication …

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I had a very vivid dream last night that all my iOS devices had been infected by ransom malware. https://t.co/1vDyyPtm7E

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I finished Fallout 4, and the ending was truly haunting. I killed an entire population to gain access to their duct tape and wonderglue.

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You think you know pain? Go from playing Just Cause 3 on a PC with an SSD to console. Then, and only then, will you truly…

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I so did not need this, but damn you to hell for your powers of seduction, the color red! https://t.co/I37h3C5hEm

Just idling. The newest Mac Mini achieves 6w idle but for self built this number is amazing https://t.co/LeUg6rF7ZJ

Every time I drive over those black traffic counter cables, I think ... traf-o-data @BillGates

I always pick the Bloody Mess perk in Fallout games. Worth it every time https://t.co/G89YKH31gW

It's funny how "a PC on every desktop!" was breaktakingly ambitious in 1980, but became a set of blinders by 2010.

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You know who hates Cyber Monday? Cyber Garfield.

Since @scottgal asked, here's 4k HEVC sample video playback on the 2016 HTPC https://t.co/oi4jAgB3JX (Tomsk pt.3) https://t.co/O9SHDKi4pn

First time I've messed around with fullscreen native 4k video on a 4k monitor. I've seen pixel Jesus. Sooo detailed. https://t.co/VdqwvzItz5

The 2016 HTPC build https://t.co/3E6WdAZp0a

Not being able to see two safari browser tabs side by side in iOS 9.1 on the iPad Pro is some Windows 8 level crazy

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"the act of calling out others for their prejudice makes you feel you’ve done your job, and need do nothing more" https://t.co/pX5mqR9IIw

13w is nowhere near mobile phone hardware (peace dividends of the smartphone wars) of course: https://t.co/RamhxORElj

I will write this up tonight, but the new skylake HTPC build power #s are great: 13w idle and 15w during netflix video playback

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what idiot called them product managers instead of feature creeps?

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"you better remember that luck had a big part to do with it. If you’re dealt a good hand, you owe society for that" https://t.co/5HwSXzJnzl

@_jameslovegrove @migueldeicaza compromises are for the weak

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Do you ever open a new tab and type "https://t.co/vmiphHEpYz" because your existing gmail tab is just too far away?

@ajoy34 yours is confirmed working yes?

Sorry, looks like replying with codes is too.. risky. I'll have more Syndicate codes soon and will send them a different way to each of you.

OK! the Assassin's Creed: Syndicate codes are all gone.

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I have 7 Assassin's Creed: Syndicate PC codes to share! Reply with link to your account page on any @discourse instance with at least 1 post

This Thanksgiving I'm thankful for off-by-one errors.

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@dozba @realDonaldTrump you would think the super rich have a handle an never having to say you are sorry

Remember when you got CDs on computer magazine covers?
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Well now you get full computers. https://t.c…

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I need an anti-virus but like for my eyes with anime so I never have to see it ever again

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@gortok add a new user checkbox user field and make it mandatory at signup. Admin, Customize, User Fields. Does that work?

@gortok why do you ask?

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I will never tire of replying to "I really need this feature, you *have* to work on it" with a link to our hosting plans purchase page ;)

@howtogeek horrible and sad!

Our kids (ages 3.5 and 6.5) have never really seen traditional channel based television. All they know is netflix kids, youtube kids, files

My 3yo daughter just uttered the words every parent dreads hearing: "Mama, I want to be on YouTube."

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When you double-click a word to select it, Windows also selects the space afterwards. Mac does not. Why select the extra space?

I just donated $100, but visible support is as important as dollars. If you have $5 to spare, Tor is a good cause. https://t.c…

The iPad pro is unexpectedly great for comics that frequently switch between portrait and landscape, like having two "pages" in landscape

"Normally if I purchase a hammer, if the head of the hammer falls off, I'm allowed to repair it" @charles_duan https://t.co/JVY…

"'Anyone need MS Office on their laptop?' Rol asked the party. They later vowed never to bring an Installation Wizard on…

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Time to teach my daughter the most important life skill of all, how to build a HTPC https://t.co/bIaXeYrWwR

It's funny how everyone I encounter is really optimistic about self-driving cars except the 1 person I know who codes se…

Here's video of latency between iPad Pro, iPad Pro + Astropad, and the Cintiq. Many thanks to @rstevens for footage! https://t…

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My fav talk at @firstround CEO Summit was by @kimballscott on Radical Candor: The Secret to Being a Good Boss https://t.co/aH408…

It's so sad that the greatest Rock Band DLC song of all time was pulled in Dec 2014 and isn't in RB4 https://t.co/rvihKTovCi

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@slasherxfooty I do not feel either one is particularly good, old or new

@jcunningham @mixdup horrible :(

@cellophaneskies yeah I only got mine for Rock Band 4, and I thought "oh it can't be that bad by *now*" and it kinda.. is.

Star Castle for the 2600 playable here: https://t.co/ruduhrQ6R2 and with a manual here: https://t.co/j3RTtY3fvw

The Xbox One has been one of the worst console experiences I've ever had. Takes full minute to boot. Slow. Confusing UI.

Packing up things to take to new office. Another keeper: best congressional press release ever. https://t.co/Jz0HDFAzNz

How Scott Adams is like Trump: being super rich means whatever crazy pops in your head is OK to say in public? https://t.co/kCq7da4eQs

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Some pretty sweet Black Friday deals going down at Target https://t.co/rEYyszcgLe

Oh, look a centralized service was unavailable! Looks like centralized services are doomed. I expect Facebook will go belly up ANY DAY NOW