(reads chart) oh sure, that makes se.. wait wait wait wait wait just one damn minute https://t.co/fcyQn1Vvyy

“I was a crappy artist, but one thing you can do to bypass that is to draw things naked” https://t.co/xoTilCmqTH

Jon Benjamin tries jazz: he recorded a full jazz album playing piano, but he doesn't know how to play piano   https://t.co/O…

800 t-shirts washed, dried and measured. Now I know why my shirts keep shrinking:

https://t.co/n1vH9VwsIL

These chellos are so damn metal https://t.co/hvkp4yCmzS

Why is it so forbidden / taboo to have mixed gender restrooms by default? I don't get it.

@dozba @StartupLJackson moved to some other network, I forget which one. Peach? I dunno what the crazy kids are using these days.

The Last Policeman, an apocalyptic noir police procedural. Never read anything quite like it https://t.co/v1pj9j0Dp3

The ultimate expression of man's inhumanity to man: the death penalty. https://t.co/Y4LXlKYONa

@moishel @tealtan Kickstarter time!!!

Best headline ever https://t.co/I2Nbn1zz6a

@natetronn @angrybrad "The proportion is forecast to rise to 40% over the next 50 years." wow

@troygnichols it's not the *only* strategy by any means but it's one of the most important ones.

Guys just follow my logic here, it all totally makes sense, we are going somewhere amazing https://t.co/2W1dznXMRS

I'm all for dying. I had my turn, now I hand it over to the next generation. Hakuna Matata, motherf**kers! Enjoy global warming!

The most terrifying world I can think of is one where people live hundreds of years. Imagine how crippling that would be for social progress

I'm all for social change, but the reality is that a lot of social change is waiting for older people to, uh.. https://t.co/NEOJ6JKJPp

For @nymag I wrote about a guy whose secret life in the manosphere was great, until it stopped being a secret: https://t.co…

@INTPjared the computer is a consummate asshole, and when you work with an asshole every day for 10 years...

"the more things you're interested in, the better your work will be." https://t.co/8vP2xfjMDB

current status https://t.co/BXcdgj3K8U

We're probably 4 years late, but my son got into Beyblade tops. Having fun weighing, measuring, spotting chinese fakes, tournaments..

In 2006 I said VMs would be the future. I was wrong, it turned out to be containers instead. https://t.co/kb7pbdObuN

"Are you a white guy from Memphis who loves Asian culture? Use the Japanese name of the nearest household appliance" https://t.co/vEe5r2uVb0

"In the next 20 years, military leaders will unlock the secret to needing only two hours of sleep a night" LOLWUT https://t.co/arELu3hhs3

I don't have much to say about the Rey Star Wars toys thing, but, uh... wow is this true? https://t.co/V5aDELIRJ2 https://t…

@hobarrera depends, lots of areas of the US have crap internet speeds... https://t.co/fCgj8D9uSG

Recently reached the same conclusion myself, for routing duties https://t.co/04JmjMRLSQ we chose solid state x86 broadwell box

I am threatening to wear this Uncle Grandpa shirt in public. @betsyphd dismayed, kids ecstatic https://t.co/BNQNCuT5OI

Some math dances: https://t.co/WsYSM6m0rw

Recap of "free speech" evolution on Twitter https://t.co/xdoDS6ygII

On one hand that $150 Xbox One elite controller is obscene conspicuous consumption, but when held in your actual hands it is kind of awesome

He is everywhere, in the heavens and Earth. He is noble, abundant and fills the universe. Praise be unto He. #helium https://…

every five watts of constant power draw costs you ~ $6.25 a year at CA power rates https://t.co/b0ZjF19p2e

1) nobody told me pet capybaras were a thing. 2) I *must* have one https://t.co/wYcX5pNTJO

@slmnsmk usually internal heat buildup related

If you want to know just how much "enterprisey" horseshit there is in the server business (a lot), just look at https://t.co/Y2NJUPVOI5

"There were some concerns that consumer-grade disk drives wouldn’t hold up in a data center" https://t.co/FsM1XM7Pus

Ugh iPad pro developing yellow scorch mark on bottom right of display. Just like my Surface Pro 3 did!

"their technology was strong; they were as gods" https://t.co/92GDRTwwX5

"the teen told Blay that she'd entered a suicide pact with a nurse she'd met online" https://t.co/Ldxz1zM49u

"Hey I should use that Windows app for Netflix instead of the browser." "Error code 0x800704cf while installing" Why do I even bother

Tempest 2000 https://t.co/CERc1ufM2A

The Nigerian prince scam first appeared as a newspaper ad, long before the internet. https://t.co/XlFEs33XAP

Time to replace my old Mighty Wallet. I love these things. https://t.co/G1xJjm9iqi https://t.co/2qd9UlahCi

To appreciate how hard proper VR is, read about foveated rendering https://t.co/e3mIsKF00f https://t.co/tAoTNyGgDv

I want a plate with the words GOOD PROBLEMS TO HAVE printed on it, so I can smash it against my forehead

I feel like the world isn't quite ready for a That Dragon, Cancer speedrun yet.

Well hello server running memtest, how are you? https://t.co/uKo6xrzV8B

Messing around with Seek thermal camera for smartphones. I finally have Predator vision! https://t.co/O1WdDOVEbV https://t.co/lyPIbWAixy

It’s easy to spot a future programmer https://t.co/dM22yBKwgI

A *crazy* good mini fanless x86 box deal, via @chx -- 15w TDP but 3x the power for $320 https://t.co/V2D7rBdSZd

at $250 barebones, I am liking the Fitlet-I for "needs a vanilla Linux distro" embedded x86 box: https://t.co/P9ESXMrRcx

when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand. You ate what? We ate sand. [pause] You ate SAND?

By the way, that outbrain screenshot is the darwinian end result of millions of iterations of perfect A/B click testing. Enjoy.

Around the Web are ... semi-naked ladies and freaky old Rick James. Thanks, Outbrain! You're the best. https://t.co/8K6gbSuO7b

Next time your kid asks for allowance money: https://t.co/rRfMJnyocO

Age distribution of wall punchers https://t.co/Iv06b5JPrB https://t.co/qn2zHnxXhx

"You, me, all of us. The problems start with us." https://t.co/aMf8cs9YIo

@caleb_hattingh @nedbat yes, this is the entire principle behind Stack Overflow. That plus "someone always knows more kung fu than you"

David Bowie, unsurprisingly, had amazing taste in music https://t.co/8JuDWhclxK

full pro band in Rock Band 3, e.g. real bass, real guitar. RIP! https://t.co/SKYsOhF05T

Remember when you couldn't watch exactly what you want, at any time? That sucked.

Is the Powerball a tax on the statistically impaired?

@voidqk there is a reason this was not in markdown from the beginning. That said I support it as an extension

@voidqk yeah but lining all that up is a bitch, and does not work on var width fonts at all

@voidqk tables in HTML already supported and almost cleaner markup to me. ASCII tables are kind of a clusterfuck

@voidqk it is the first planned extension. Discourse and Stack Overflow do not support tables, nor does Markdown classic.

@lowellheddings scrooge mcduck always had a very tenuous grip on physics

@JackDeeth pshaw, @gruber is a gentleman and a scholar

If you, or someone you love/hate, wants to learn Markdown, try https://t.co/s5gr4gpdr6

Discourse + Coinbase = 🏦 https://t.co/0OB2ILPa0L

“I hope the right to walk around looking like Wyatt Earp is worth it” https://t.co/tuHbYKbnzK

An honest trailer for "the game that guilt trips you harder than your parents" https://t.co/m5ybaOlAt3

Writer at tech site wowed by 2000 BC-era technology some call "arches." https://t.co/iSXberUbcH

Meanwhile, in Norway https://t.co/BJKMHYgbf0

The first rule of UI is the same as the first rule of programming: it's always your fault. https://t.co/Bbna2JPQc8

Valve's crowdsourced anti-cheat system is way ahead of its time https://t.co/NhXCEPEqfq

"I think men are really equal. Equally good at making me a sandwich!" jokes Claire. I don't think that's very funny Cla…

Important message from the CEO of the largest, independent ad tech company. https://t.co/IbTuNlv8mq https://t.co/WgujnJ23n6

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/3r5z7P1t1c

Accepted. "The 2016 Warcraft movie trailer with music and sound effects from the 1995 classic game, Warcraft II." https://t.co/…

Now this is a rant! https://t.co/1QLg02IVW4

we all collectively pretend GitHub OctoCat is a cute lil' mascot instead of horrifying night sweat terror fuel https://t.co/vLttYvxVRE

"I recommend you to take care of the minutes, for the hours will take care of themselves."

@jcearls also covered at https://t.co/hZbbag7oRp

@drmabuese if that's working for you, great

Fuck lists https://t.co/LjQK7NLp2U

The world of 2005 where we can just wave our hands and get 2x-3x faster code perf in a few years is gone, forever. And it's not coming back.

It was driving me crazy, but the voice of Pig on Pig Goat Banana Cricket is Badger from Breaking Bad https://t.co/W1co6B79vg

(Eyes closed, runs fingers over freshly installed keycaps, breathing in deeply)

Replacing key caps / cleaning my Code keyboard https://t.co/Ws3GyNXwgy

It is fascinating to watch kids claw their way up the developmental ladder. And by kids I mean adults. And by adults I mean everyone.

@dozba yeah @betsyphd has noticed that too

Weird how WWII games / comics retcon in all these high ranking Nazi women. In what 1940s military did women have any rank at all?

AR car manual using your smartphone https://t.co/maolcV8BMV

[1 of 4 car accidents caused by texting & driving] PEOPLE: won't be me [1 in 292 million chance of winning powerball] P…

What would I do with Dell? I'd shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders.

"women who solo author everything have roughly the same chance of receiving tenure as a man" https://t.co/XJ90ZbtA2k