Things that make you say, well fuck. https://t.co/IoESWquGxp

Idiots: Red Dead Redemption 2 is the most realistic cowboy game of all time.

Me, an intellectual: https://t.co/I3Zih4bUIc

Some people sext. I am so next level I Gext. https://t.co/twXZtqBsr2

Man Who Prepared Marriage Proposal in No Man’s Sky Forgets Which Planet It Was On https://t.co/fZKfJkbyf2

Here's how I'd measure the health of any tech company: How long, as measured from the inception of idea to the modified software arriving in the user's hands, does it take to roll out a *1 word copy change* in your primary product?

This.. does not reflect well on Netflix. Culture of fear? https://t.co/zqyg0lJoFW

Me as a proud member of computer club, 1986. Why yes, I *am* wearing a Bloom County t-shirt, thanks for asking. https://t.co/Zisf4iqBER

>not only does Mr. Cool Ice not regret his tattoos, he's gotten even more of them

Fucking legend https://t.co/DnOEgnkz…

@sudoreality did I though? 🤔

never forget the legend of dogcow https://t.co/jXsKm7j1HV https://t.co/q2iWQTKg3F

I am fairly certain I am now literally unemployable in any traditional sense, by any traditional company.

@carrickdb I think this guy went for 66:66, because he was playing Quake and 6:66 was a more Quake-y number. It was a LOOONG time. From what I read many microwaves have a maximum timeout though, usually an hour?

One of my all time favorite early internet stories is from shacknews: some guy was playing Quake online and set up a microwave burrito between rounds.. but accidentally keyed in an extra timer digit. He forgot about it, then smelled burning..

I STILL BELIEVE!!!!! #thelostboys 🦇🎷🦇🎷🦇🎷🦇🎷🦇🎷🦇🎷🦇🎷 @Winter @RealKiefer 🦇🎷🦇🎷 https://t.co/gFmQ30rC1R

I hope someone records the last unbleached coral reef in 8k UHD so our kids can get a chance to see it https://t.co/bmG0QhWU40

Wherein I learn the origin of the word "curtailed" 🤯 https://t.co/1ljtWfzQ7L

I have a story that might help Megyn Kelly. About ten years ago I was at a Halloween party where someone's friend came…

Well, Omelas ain't gonna walk away from itself, now is it https://t.co/ckMRbpKpr0

Number of spam calls I've received this week: 9 Number of spam emails: 7

Unfortunately, some C.E.O.s still embrace a myopic view & believe that they have a fiduciary duty to shareholders alone, with…

petition to bring back rainbows in computer logos

rt if u agree, fav if u agree https://t.co/cjofOqEKIb

I don't get the people who say a separate "Stack Overflow for beginners / students" wouldn't work. People *love* answering simple, endlessly repeated questions that generate easy reputation / upvotes. Remove the duplicate restrictions / downvoting and go nuts.

I tried to watch Designated Survivor and I got so bored I'm now only watching the 30 second episode recaps at the beginning of each episode until I reach the end.

"As someone who hacks NASA and the FBI on the regular, can confirm this is legit." https://t.co/7Glamv4ZB7

Journalists are in the business of grabbjng attention to their newspapers & news sites. Nothing grabs people attention li…

If you like 30 day challenges, you'll love this new Kickstarter project by Simone Giertz: https://t.co/LjTDg29n5l

It helps…

If computers experienced time the way humans do https://t.co/bqHWIKeWWV https://t.co/J75lsKnF1a

"Sorry my compiler is in French :/" is one of the best error messages I've seen https://t.co/Dh2Rk0QufO

The Fermi Paradox has one obvious solution to me: the future lies is in very, very tiny things that are impossible to detect at distance.

“Talk of Mega Millions—a circus on the theme of getting some bread—dominates chatter at the corner store, where it drowns out…

Just got mailed these tasteful nud.. IBRANCHES from Monterey Bay Aquarium https://t.co/CDArGcPwTS

The greatest skills gaps in the US workforce, according to LinkedIn CEO @jeffweiner:
- written communication,
- oral commu…

Cyber Command is kicking ass and sending annoying text messages to Russian election hackers. Polite messages, because otherwi…

Well this caption really takes a turn https://t.co/d5Y8uubWF8

https://t.co/uowpvEIJvO https://t.co/QVBcs3BUp0

Let's raise a little more money for the Great Slate tonight. I have a Pocket C.H.I.P. new in box here, it is PICO-8 compatible. Reply with a screenshot of your $5+ donation to https://t.co/5qDWP0szsh -- we'll cap it at 20 entries so you have a good chance! https://t.co/MTiHG97SkM

Destiny 2 is like a much worse Borderlands 2

@carrickdb well that's an awesome sister

These are the challenges I see facing Stack Overflow for the next 10 years: https://t.co/QpiBf849bw https://t.co/f7lN8Vpm4a

I get a little sad when I see someone doubling down on a bad position. They could have tripled or quadrupled down instead. Such a lost opportunity. 😢

Bloomberg has doubled down on insisting its hardware hacking story is accurate; but the server experts at STH are now also d…

Reader beware! We wrote a Goosebumps Choose-Your-Own-Adventure book. Can we predict YOUR DOOM? Click to find out...https…

Ok I got an idea. When you hire people into your company, the final interview question should be: There’s an email sent to a…

Right? https://t.co/OLfuuI2yo3

How did I miss Best of Bootie 2017 being released? I'm slippin' https://t.co/i1eIeC9TdN

When teachers started class by greeting each students at the door by name, academic engagement increased by 20 percentage p…

What does Stack Overflow want to be when it grows up? https://t.co/QpiBf849bw https://t.co/FzmOsmuqAL

I'm grateful to Murtaza Hussain for this excellent and fair-minded review. Post-Cold War U.S. foreign policy has been a n…

@howtogeekfeed the claim about working title being "pedestrian" isn't true https://t.co/pIZYzS8Fnu

Don't forget to have an extra special scary programmer halloween.. by doing the SCARIEST THING IMAGINABLE... looking at your own code from 10 years ago! 🎃👻🕷

After getting this inexpensive depth / ir / cam for Windows 10 Hello, and Apple's (presumably) faceid compatible iPad Pros on Oct 30th, plus iPhone X/XS of course.. I am now all-in on face login. ALL IN! https://t.co/ZIdtTrt3kf

If you want to have a single conversation, don't include more than 4 people. That's maximum number, according to evolutio…

I just set up 2fa hardware key and 2fa app for Twitter (btw, boo for only allowing ONE 2fa hardware key), but I can't escape the nagging feeling that someone stealing and destroying my Twitter account would kinda be doing be a favor in the long run

“... seemed destined to become the next James Damore” is a sentence you reallllly don’t want appearing anywhere near your name https://t.co/IZHioWQSwX

@LowellHeddings @lucas_gonze @jessamyn @tedpercival @DenaeFord It is a very different problem space when there are 100 million other questions versus 10 million .. or 1 million

I saw Eddie Murphy on the Raw tour in Richmond, VA ... with my mother, at age 16. I am still cringing.

Once you've found success, your next goal should be helping others do the same.

I babysit a girl named Eileen and I absentmindedly called her for dinner by yelling “come on Eileen” and she appeared out…

This game is just about staying in bed all day https://t.co/Q3R7Wq2vyU https://t.co/kSEj63CoyW

Simple and accurate parenting milestone: can my child take a bath (or shower) 100% all by themselves, without needing help, creating a giant mess, or hurting themselves? If yes, you have a Big Kid now.

That's going to leave a mark
@TBraithwaite @WeWork https://t.co/VzmGv8Jceo

I am a big fan of this new feature Stack Overflow added. A research study via @DenaeFord in mid-2016 highlighted the need, and I forwarded multiple rounds of direct email feedback at that time. Glad to see it finally getting worked on. https://t.co/cZ975wDeTC

is the word "smartphone" quite dead yet? As in, you can't reasonably buy dumbphones any more, even if you wanted to?

Don’t be data-driven. Be data-informed. Metrics should never be in charge because they have no moral compass.

Frogger, XKCD style https://t.co/Yv4CIYVluf https://t.co/7lkIy5sPYy

"a [DNA] database would have to have about two percent of a population in it in order to make it likely that 90 percent of the searches would produce a match to a family member" https://t.co/sYcuniKPgn

BIG (BIRD) THREAD https://t.co/0dAe7Wo1Lz

current status: living the YouTube restricted account dream https://t.co/9NIIasQf5Q

Wow I can’t believe this is why Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson split up https://t.co/WQrbEBV6uD https://t.co/Dc8b9azhua

It's interesting how simple heuristics like "display name does not match email AT ALL, not even a little" can be so effective at outing spammers.

"America has long outdone others in its level of inequality, but in the past 40 years it has reached new heights." https://t.co/tc016OeoeL

Reminds me of the last time I visited Canada https://t.co/3QTxIHYxqF https://t.co/VyNeHT7n0g

[putting the wrong type of shampoo on my enemy’s voodoo doll] enjoy a dry scalp you son of a bitch

Things that aren't "against the rules", but you absolutely and actively *should* ban people from communities for:

- Endless Contrarianism
- Axe-Grinding
- Griefing
- Persistent Negativity
- Ranting
- Grudges

https://t.co/vo2y1zHSCy

Imagine the sheer utter inhumanity of a world where Wikipedia articles don’t start with Hello and end with Thank You Very Much!

The Internet Archive stores a total of 22 petabytes, adds four petabytes per year, and uses ~7K processes crawling the web to…

Every time I try to eat my pudding. EVERY. TIME. https://t.co/hOpKhFKBDk

Story on Iowa Republican Rep. Steve King, who keeps conveying his support for far-right racism, endorsing Toronto white nationa…

Spot the robot dog dancing to UpTown Funk is simultaneously both terrifying and hilarious. https://t.co/UNPsXZrXvh

"America’s grip on children’s entertainment is coming to an end." https://t.co/A09Fun2iCm

I love how in Windows 10 you can tick the "allow alpha characters" for your PIN. Your .. Personal.. Identification.. *Number*

“Frankly, I value both my Ig Nobel prize and Nobel prize at the same level and for me [the] Ig Nobel prize was the manifestation that I can take jokes, a little bit of self-deprecation always helps.” https://t.co/yXn6fvyJDp

[trying to explain to my grandchildren what cds were] imagine if songs were hard

@loydcase @this_dot_user @ciaran128 Apple isn't choosing to update it which means it probably isn't selling well, sort of like the iPad Mini. I don't even think there are that many small Android phones. Phablets seem to outsell everything, despite predictions that they wouldn't.

In light of Paul Allen's death, let's take some time to remember that Quincy Jones interview where he said Allen was the second…

@loydcase @WilyMongoose We do need more wrist mounted devices!!

@loydcase The sales numbers don’t seem to back this up though. If there was huge demand for small phones the money would be there.

Current phone lock screen https://t.co/yqmFc1TEeJ

@loydcase I don’t think those sell any more .. the watch strategy makes more sense to me personally

Product managers are the highest paid workers in Silicon Valley. May seem surprising that they make more than developer…

"How much time have we got?" "As a species?"

I gave 9 years to the military - roughly 11% of an avg life - this really strikes home. I gave those years to defend the c…

@saxbophone these are the capitalists reacting my man

@SlightlyCyborg Yes Twitter is clearly the optimal place to learn every possible thing

The Woke vs. The Resentful https://t.co/6WUVXkIdwJ

Scary AF https://t.co/7Q7KLRL78S

Shall we seize all the means of production from capitalists?

Apple, Twitter, Samsung, Whatsapp: yes
Google: maybe?
Microsoft, Facebook: LOL https://t.co/RjsNvl4vUC