If you're not getting smacked down (gently, I hope) at least a few times a year, you're not pushing boundaries hard enough to improve yourself.

I've been running my YouTube account in restricted mode because of my kids, and I've come full circle on this -- I'd actually kinda recommend restricted mode to everyone now. You get ZERO crazy in your youtubes. ZERO.

@gortok yes but this is in reference to my desktop PC, once the police are at my house I think I have bigger problems

Hey @discordapp, I just asked my 16 year old daughter what she was doing and she said "Pre-registering to vote in 2020!" I said "…

I bought this cheap IR camera to use with Windows Hello facial recognition login. My iPhone X/XS convinced me this is the way to go. It works! https://t.co/ZIdtTrt3kf

'Do you know why I pulled you over?'
'Is it the missing apostrophe?'
'It is the missing apostrophe' https://t.co/HegEJqdH1r

Which phone wears the notch best? iPhone XS Max, Pixel 3 XL, OnePlus 6, Essential Phone, or Vivo V11? https://t.co/O8WEyoAVSO

(collected on the Internet, 1998) https://t.co/d1K9qtZMRZ https://t.co/OMCim5oKhd

I had a super weird dream last night. I was at some kind of teambuilding exercise in a theme park. But the theme park ride programming had gone wrong, such that each ride was in “Stephen King freaky scary borderline malfunctioning” mode.

I can’t keep up with what’s been going down https://t.co/rv0P9tMD2p

*break glass in case of pretty much anything that's happened so far this year* https://t.co/Fup2sYBOPh

@jn3008 TAKE THAT YA STUPID EYES 👁👁

I was skeptical that the Modern Warfare / Call of Duty / Black Ops franchise could manage a decent giant map battle royale mode.. but they pulled it off, for the most part.. it's quite fun! https://t.co/TpQGzCfRek

Finally getting to watch Sorry to Bother You, it's freakin' great https://t.co/slDWvIpnR1

Wherever there is a handmade sign, there's usually a design problem https://t.co/Bxse3RCvEN

"When talking to a computer, people engage in less of what’s called impression management. They reveal intimate things about t…

BREAKING: The Washington Supreme Court just struck down the death penalty, citing racial bias. This makes Washington the 20th st…

lemme just take a quick peek and see what's going on in the world of fashion rn https://t.co/YBzJPiW7t1

"it's difficult to differentiate flagship Android phones on performance when they all have the same [crappy] SoC—Qualcomm's Snapdragon 845." https://t.co/hObJzxwB0F

@PCClinicMids @tqbf Yep! Just be SURE your phone number is *fully removed* from Google / Facebook / whatever source you are authing with.

@PCClinicMids @tqbf 2FA app exclusively, or if you want to be on the bleeding edge (at least if you ever use a smartphone) then the hardware token USB keys

lmao Kanye's iPhone password is 000000 https://t.co/mEM5Tjq0po

Do not use SMS authentication: https://t.co/cFHtB25b5i

I’m excited to send out my new get-out-the-vote postcards! https://t.co/x4wCFrYwSi https://t.co/ghmn41yDxY

The Nib issue #1 is about one of my favorite topics: death. It's very, very good. https://t.co/jzUPoUhIgw https://t.co/DWsPUBtMSr

Wow, I never knew about this piece of sordid history from the LDS Church https://t.co/0Rl07MxA4k

friend: "just be the bigger person and apologize!"

me: "ok fine"

me: https://t.co/VH5Y5blHwI

I'm hearing Jimmy Buffett showed up to Timberwolves practice where he apparently blew out his flip flop by stepping on a pop top. I hope he finds his lost shaker of salt!

Internet Archive launches repository of 15,000 Commodore 64 games https://t.co/PayU9tFauD

Analysis | Your boss has a huge effect on your happiness, even when you’re not in the office https://t.co/800SEuB8mT

CSS Grid in @webflow is one of those features that makes me fall in love with our mission all over again. The power and fle…

I have this smelly.tif file in my pictures folder and it is dated 4/25/1992. Share your oldest saved picture / image! https://t.co/ItQYTw5gfA

Have you checked your wokeness levels lately? They seem a tad low TBH

I'd like to speak to you for a moment about.. CYBERSECURITY https://t.co/KZBc6gZMFM https://t.co/UyrQklGSMx

wow these numbers! it’s as if they are selling nicotine to children! https://t.co/BCgR9T6ksK

This certainly explains Apple’s recent hardline approach to validating “repaired” hardware https://t.co/D5IpUWNb0R

Over recent decades, Europeans have used economic development in part to reduce their working hours. In contrast, people…

LOL. https://t.co/boTESzXjrB

To begin to end the corrupting influence of money in politics, we must first abuse it! Against personal convictions, @Pinboar…

Love this from @discordapp - if you use it, you should click it! h/t @willreed_21 https://t.co/GeMhtY1zUS

If you liked Far Cry: Blood Dragon (and it was pretty awesome) I highly recommend the Far Cry 5 Lost on Mars DLC. We need a dedicated Hurk spinoff game @Ubisoft https://t.co/yDeg0SrJQp

I wrote an impassioned cri de nerd here about why we risk losing the midterms. I'll spruce it up with hyperlinks and pictures…

Imagining all the champagne toasts at Facebook now that they have vanquished their dread arch-enemy Google+ 🍾🥂

The best explanation I heard is that Putin took a look at the state of the U.S. and thought to himself, "My work here is done…

@codinghorror @JayHanlon I'm trying to drum up ideas for generating deep and interesting questions on EL&https://t.co/V0…

Ok, ok, this #himtoo thing is legit hilarious. WHY WONT ANYONE THINK OF THE MEN?!?! https://t.co/TZUFKgwcRa

Yoncé Theme is so pretty, if I do say so myself, and I do 😍

https://t.co/ZNuhLGF56o

Hi, my name is Jeff, and I'm a paprika addict. Seriously, it is my catnip. 😻

Exciting announcement - JHU to name new building after Henrietta Lacks who gave us the HeLa cell line https://t.co/pOa…

Well, shit: Capping off this week is Taylor Swift getting...political? https://t.co/Ir4glRdc6L

This may explain why iPhone XS is so anomalously fast at Speedometer 2.0. Low level benchmarks (and Apple themselves) suggested 15% improvement, what we got in the real world was almost 40% cc @dhh https://t.co/W6FnRKUkNs

The look when my cousin found out today that I worked on fallout, then the same look when he found out I designed vault boy. #…

What a beautiful piece - on a Japanese civil servant who won the Boston Marathon, who's raced half-marathons in a panda costum…

I’ve been traveling to African countries regularly for more than two decades. I wish others could come along so they could s…

Ok, we found something amazing and we demand you to come on a journey with us:

I literally can't tell Assassin's Creed games apart now. They apparently released a new one and I was like "wait, haven't I seen them do this historical era before?" I guess not.

@LeonardFridge @slinafirinne @TProphet @notdan @zackwhittaker @MalwareJake @elongreen You should pitch that to them as a slogan…

The NeXT Cube keyboard had a EULA on the power button. https://t.co/yZoBGNblca

I was gonna give this 1080 Ti away to a friend, but instead let’s turn this into a donation to the Great Slate (US citizens living in US only please). Reply with a screenshot of your donation of at least $100 and I will mail this card to a randomly picked reply, free. https://t.co/WwoCwJI9sA

High-tech workers. Help shut down SuperPACs and winner-takes-all electoral college. @EqualCitizensUS has been suing o…

If you're full of anger and sorrow today and want to do something concrete to help, this is a list of House races where we kn…

Meanwhile, in Russia https://t.co/WSfW67tEhd

welcome to hell, please select a beverage https://t.co/GUEaddJmLO

Hi American friends! Just a friendly reminder to double-check that you’re registered to vote. 🇺🇸 @votedotorg https://t.co/T…

New video card day is still as exciting as it was in 1996 with my first 3dfx add-in accelerator — literally game changing https://t.co/KAnB5gKGAD

Holy shit, Mad Magazine 👏👏👏
Pulling no punches. https://t.co/UMTNmb7u9G

@kemitchell Ah yes, Eric "the S is for SUPER LIKEABLE" Raymond

Leadership! That thing you do because NOBODY ELSE WILL FRICKIN DO IT!

us old people had our emoji, too, back in the day! https://t.co/nFHNKI4LOT https://t.co/oeAEYxjvs4

This brilliant but brutal PSA is trying to motivate young people to vote with some reverse psychology https://t.co/7m3qNII…

In the future.. there will be VIRTUAL REALITIES... as demonstrated by some of the @discourse team at @SandboxVR https://t.co/IYRs7w6Yk4

melt everyone https://t.co/HMavHh5jvt

lmao https://t.co/55ZIUjIkl7

“Supermicro Refutes Claims in Bloomberg Article” Read the full statement here https://t.co/9qy6Gzlprm

Holy 💩 -- "Multiple people familiar with the matter say investigators found that the [rogue] chips [on SuperMicro motherboards] had been inserted at factories run by manufacturing subcontractors in China." https://t.co/hSvKmOmx3O

That feel when you're in disagreement with someone and having a "sabataage" moment https://t.co/z5xuBjZBiG

Remember when nobody knew what their neighbors were actually thinking, beyond a casual friendly wave in the distance? I like to call that "the good old days". https://t.co/ommfdPD5U7

Me at career day in middle school, brightly: Okay, kids. I'm a 'machine learning engineer', which is just a fancy word for -…

If we have learned anything from noise cancelling headphones, it is that you can only fight noise with equal and opposite noise!

On my high end desktop machine, Speedometer 2.0: Edge 81, Firefox 101, Chrome 130. iPhone XS -- 123

If you've ever wondered how fast Windows 10 would run on a Snapdragon 835 SoC, the answer is.. uh.. not? (Decent smartphones score around ~50 on Speedometer 2.0, and fast ones score 90+) https://t.co/9O1OqtPMq6 https://t.co/aRKtb0RKOW

Your periodic reminder that nobody in America has many kids anymore, meaning that politics will be increasingly dominated b…

This is the public-sector analogue of that time Apple put the shittiest U2 album on your phone.

I had to buy something to make sure all my phone payment stuff was set up again. So I bought these Garfield stickers, because I hate myself! Wait I meant Mondays... yeah ... Mondays.. https://t.co/hb8YozYk11

Shout out to all the dog owners who notice my daughter from across the street losing her tiny damn mind over every dog she sees, and patiently waiting for us to make our way over there for petting time

@velomcb yeah I was waiting for the latest possible, just ordered two of the 5

Rare behind the scenes footage of the making of Mortal Kombat 3.
https://t.co/uOHReEFCbb

Giving the ol' Yubikeys a try, finally. Get one to try U2F yourself, only 20 bucks! As long as you have a USB port I guess. https://t.co/28Aeiq4jmS https://t.co/Xd8oo1Y2hS

So when you get a new phone, with Google Authenticator you have to manually transfer all 2FA logins from *each individual website?* https://t.co/1c44a9OTd7

Waiiiit a second here. "Mr. Atwood"? I demand an explanation @ZachWeiner https://t.co/YWdKAnWN4M

Fortnite noooooo bad Fortnite (sprays water bottle) https://t.co/GMcCVgo1hb

"It has been 1.3 years since I caressed a man’s hand. It has also been 1.3 years since I had to hear someone try to convince me to read anything by David Foster Wallace. Life is pretty good." https://t.co/MUIzQXFQXc

"Viewers will get to choose their own storylines in one episode of the upcoming season of Black Mirror" https://t.co/kk4keJyhLM

The UK series Humans goes 3 seasons deep on android/human relations. One thing I didn't see coming, but probably should have, is the contingent of humans that enjoy pretending to be synths. https://t.co/Ufoo1cSPgF

If you haven't donated to the Internet Archive recently, please do. 40 years from now we will look back and finally understand how much would have been irretrievably lost without their work. https://t.co/on6rOCOTE0

Only boring people get bored.

“Are all your photos of yo-yos now?” Mayyyyyyybe? https://t.co/6DWrHqRq4G

Just a reminder that flying is pretty amazingly safe. In a passenger airplane that is - not talking about fighter jets…

If every time someone asks you to do something you quietly gasp and whisper, “Like the prophecy foretold.” People stop a…