How does @george_clinton stay funky?

"Watch your kids, the music that gets on your nerves, that's the new funk!" https…

“Candidates in Cook County changing their names to Irish-sounding names happened often enough that Illinois passed a law requirin…

near as I can tell, I literally wore out the left click on my G Pro mouse.. I'm a "claw" gripper. #claw4lyfe https://t.co/XjNHQ8xHvh

"When an MP3 player compresses music by anyone from Courtney Love to Kenny G, it is replicating the way that Brandenburg heard Suzanne Vega." https://t.co/pEmXaZ8OUt

LOL VC trading cards! https://t.co/468Zcx8Ymn https://t.co/Yqu7jmLkew

{\__/} ( • . •) / >📱 GIVE A CHILD A PODCAST, YOU’VE FED THEM WITH THREE FREE BLUE APRON MEALS... {\__/} ( • . •) / >🎙…

Hello everyone, I wanted to share with you the most surprising findings from my recent reporting trips to East Germany. Is t…

Lyndon B. Johnson was a fascinating political figure: https://t.co/CXWswI9Gw8

Battlefield V is a very good game and quite different from BF1. If you didn't like BF1 (but like BF games in general) I'd give it a try. https://t.co/CNmpi7h5Pi

Fortnite now has 8.3M peak players. Steam, for comparison, has around 5M peak players across ALL games and 16M peak users…

@interputed search and ask on https://t.co/xtRYvz7geU

my history professor is tired of our shit https://t.co/iYqe0N2tOc

“The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”—George Or…

I keep in touch the modern way, with stickers https://t.co/wae10nPzEr

I am all-in on face login now: surface pro, desktop (Windows 10 hello), iPhone X, iPad Pro 2018. Imagine having to log in with your fingerprint like SOME KIND OF ANIMAL

I'm not sure what is going on over at Amazon with their in-house shipping service "AMZL US" but I've seen multiple catastrophic shipping fails with them lately. https://t.co/wi6DeV13Yx

We're replacing all font glyphs with SVG glyphs in @discourse and it is a genius change because it is now a one-liner to make all glyphs the ULTIMATE GLYPH OF ALL TIME https://t.co/JhZJRAxjtf

Brain: you should probably stop spending so much time in front of a screen
Me: https://t.co/fCnRpFhfCZ

"group chat used sparingly in a few very specific situations makes a lot of sense. What makes a lot less sense is chat as the primary, default method of communication inside an organization." https://t.co/RnjeU0xJjg

Welp, it's finally happened. https://t.co/Ily3kiXmQT results for 2018 iPad Pro A12X -- 128. Results for desktop overclocked i7-7700k -- 117. Kudos to Apple. I have *no* idea why they haven't released a laptop with this SoC yet.

100 women in the House. That's still not enough, but it's a damn fine start. For reference, here is a plot of women in the H…

I had forgotten how legitimately funny Bulletstorm is. It might be the pinacle of goofy brainless doesn't-take-itself-seriously shooter action. https://t.co/7oAkmloIbn

The Cat Concerto from Tom and Jerry, performed live https://t.co/NjOKQ1sMAH

What Voting and Flu Shots Have in Common https://t.co/1azNB8PDaR via @behscientist

"So this is what programming with Satan is like." https://t.co/hxVjiYfhQf

Voting! Roll the dice and let’s see what happens! https://t.co/tE4jvt9kZR

Lord grant me the confidence of a person who raises their hand at a Q&A with, well, not exactly a question per se, more of…

The 7 scariest words, in order, are: Turn To The Person Next To You. 😱😰😬😢😭😓😟💀⚰️

Have the self belief of this llama taking a taxi. https://t.co/aVYHgTdJAg

You know who understands that rules are fuuuunnnn.. prooogrrammmerrss... that's what we dooo allll dayyy loooonnnggg https://t.co/8oZbVsxB0I

If you, or someone you 💖, is new to Discourse and looking for some tips .. share this link! https://t.co/9e0M2Fdsh4 https://t.co/1Yc1yGaPQP

Apathy generation is a facilitator of authoritarianism. My new NYT oped on our vicious cycle of losing trust in democratic inst…

This.. has a surprise ending, if you read all the way to the end. https://t.co/ltu7zd46Pv

thoughts & prayers for those affected https://t.co/YzsI0qkz9Y

Phew. "No existing or imminent VR hardware is good enough to go truly mainstream, even at a price of $0.00." https://t.co/…

The one thing I have no patience for is dudes (it's almost *always* dudes) who spend 15 minutes on something you've been…

Nobody told me the sequel to Human Resource Machine was out! https://t.co/j1OJbxNq2N https://t.co/ySrjK5iela

Never give me chrome cast access https://t.co/lWlkL6pZqf

A donor will give $1 per RT of this tweet to the Great Slate. This is a year long effort to help red state Democrats who were…

Softsel top 10 Recreational Games, July 9, 1984. Presumably sales across all home and personal computer platforms (no i…

“it’s become a routine observation that centuries-old pieces in oak or mahogany are often cheaper — if they sell at all — than their contemporary flat-pack equivalents” https://t.co/srd0v6bavx

It is 2018 and this error message is a mistake from 1974. This limitation, which is still found in the very latest Windows 10, d…

Millennials — are you suffering from chronic apathy, civic constipation or electile dysfunction? Voting|RX® might be f…

Cell phones only consume a few dollars worth of energy over their lifetime, but a GPU running at high utilization in a s…

Every time I see a stock photo of a child blowing on a dandelion and making a wish, I can only think, "I bet that damn kid is wishing for more weeds" https://t.co/a4CHuTNi5n

I thought I never wanted to see another FizzBuzz solution as long as I lived, but then Vi Hart goes and knocks it out of the dang park https://t.co/lXs4fQoIP0

Map nerds are the best kind of nerds https://t.co/sqKWRDroAy

Crazy thing: my friends who run a high traffic coffee shop just found this thing under their bar. It turns out to be a super chea…

Just to make the iMac Pro people miserable: if you look at Geekbench's LLVM component, the iPad Pro's A12X handily out…

My daughter deleted an entire report because, after only using Google Docs previously, she had to use Word. She was comple…

Ted Cruz is the only person who pretends to be a serial killer to be MORE likable https://t.co/W3hcR6ILSm

This is, in a word, fucking bonkers. https://t.co/IqoYzIroUb https://t.co/RG4CiWLRgk

Q: Why can’t programmers tell the difference between Halloween and Christmas? A: Because oct 31 = dec 25. #oldprogrammer…

your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should https://t.co/F…

1 new message https://t.co/H09WcuYYoJ

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

With most sales being done online, we've eliminated the need for traveling salesman thus solving the traveling salesman pro…

iPad Pro vs. original iPad. 8.5 years of engineering: 50% thinner 30% lighter 35x faster CPU 1000x faster graphics 5x pixels…

@cisco877 lol

I normally resell my prev gen iThings to Amazon, but let's raise some money for the Great Slate instead. Reply w/ screenshot of $40 donation or more, you can be one of 20 chances to win a pre-owned 2017 12.9" iPad Pro: https://t.co/5qDWP0szsh

Finally, somebody (@notwaldorf) defines what CORS means #JAMstack_conf https://t.co/xSi2RVMi9U

Assuming this all works out, the image in this tweet is also a valid ZIP archive, containing a multipart RAR archive, con…

“He always saw the best in people,” said a longtime confidant who asked not to be identified. “Which wasn’t a great thing all the time.” https://t.co/HZdHK1CWmH

“Apple mentioned during the keynote that the new A12X is more powerful than 92% of the available laptops in the market, which isn’t very surprising given the performance levels we saw on the A12.” https://t.co/QCccdLCUzy

stand here https://t.co/VjN3dZRvdL

"a failure to win next week means [white nationalism] will have proven [itself] as an electoral weapon that brings no adverse consequences to those who deploy it." https://t.co/ECTPCs3xhx

Well, this is a first. Reading through some old forum drama circa 2012 involving raised money for charities going majorly sideways.. at some point the main actor's MOTHER comes on the forum and starts posting about the guy. Do you.. ever come back from that? https://t.co/dFLkikApKq

Pre-ordered. #VHS #VHSclassic https://t.co/PRCQ06RzAg

Hey guess which company I predict is gonna win this particular tech slapfight? Hint: not the one with the near-monopoly on crappy, slow SoCs https://t.co/Zt2oRAngfZ

“He thinks so far out of the box he hasn’t found the box yet.” https://t.co/yRPvJOQ7p2

"The way I look at it, it's not so much that there are 10x people out there, more that there are enough 0.1x people to make the rest look like geniuses in comparison."

At @discourse we're very good at .. GRAPHS https://t.co/eNobmx026Q

Normal brain: Tax Google to pay for schools Cosmic brain: Tax IPv4 addresses to pay for IPv6 education

"Grown-ups now feel so disenfranchised that they implicitly self-identify as young children... The conflict over who ge…

If you think Twitter is a viable platform for “debate”, you are already so far off into cloud-cuckoo-land that nothing else you say after that matters https://t.co/rPT44jvcSI

@robdaemon @DenisTrailin @rgardler yep, good luck finding any citations from >2 days ago. Near as I can tell, there aren't any.

Made a new Codepen about estimating fonts with Fourier series.

A typographic low-pass filter, if you will.

https://t.co/AhINj…

Our most popular post last week: This pea-sized baby octopus 🐙 that biologists at Kaloko-Honokōhau National Historical Park f…

Not measuring "interruption count" is a huge metric failure for "screen time". You can use your phone for a total of 1 hour…

The world's oldest road trip https://t.co/3pI1FJQPb6

250k followers? I'd like to thank everyone* following my inevitable spiraling descent into madness. I promise to keep it entertaining! 🙃 * who isn't a bot

IBM has acquired Red Hat in a $34 billion deal https://t.co/UnB49kyYIt

I was looking at @DocPop's early adopter Instagram blog post and.. wow, I had kinda forgotten how hideous the cameras were on phones back in 2011 https://t.co/J1DqpZAU2n

If you work at Microsoft, you should know this violence-inciting hate site is hosted on Azure, where you work. It's time to change that, isn't it? https://t.co/FfnlRKQdTH https://t.co/JbdsYTTPGb

A thing US people can do tonight to feel less helpless and hopeless is make a political donation to J.D. Scholten in Iowa's 4…

@codinghorror 💯 - and is really the core idea in https://t.co/6cC0eO79Im

Aurora: AR-15 Orlando: AR-15 Parkland: AR-15 Las Vegas: AR-15 Sandy Hook: AR-15 Umpqua CC: AR-15 Waffle House: AR-15 Te…

Interesting youtube unboxing ad experiment. I kinda suspect if he had gone to GIANT YT channels (500k to 1m+ subscribers), the results would have been very different. https://t.co/I2sDhWT1dF

I got my own pocket HAL 9000 https://t.co/GAFFR6qfDE

Satya, as you know, the platforms we are building aren’t neutral. Now is the time to follow through on the discussions fr…

I saw a teenager wearing this Clickbait University hoodie last weekend. Seems apropos https://t.co/zsQ5FcIrm5

The inestimable @kwiens brought me this lockpicking kit and it is *disturbingly* easy to pick a lock! My six year old was able to do it (once, after much flailing), and after about 30 mins of practice I literally closed my eyes and was still able to do it! https://t.co/5cQ2GTaDMc

Fox News Now Just Airing Continuous Blood-Red Screen With Disembodied Voice Chanting ‘They’re Coming To Kill You’ https://t.c…

That's it, I am dead. This article has killed me. RIP me https://t.co/OtD4NhZr85 https://t.co/Bgwdp3KBdn

It's my aesthetic https://t.co/6tgR5Pt8pg https://t.co/8IzOlun1OL

Madison's promise: A Congress "dependent on the people alone," where by "the People" he meant "not the rich more than the poor.…

"In 2015, a Tallahassee Smash event coordinator feared losing their biweekly tournament slot after locals apparently labeled it 'stinky day.'" https://t.co/0c1DgJDLSZ

😍 https://t.co/8ognUcgHek https://t.co/LjzLHJ9vd3