I literally cannot buy any product at any price from https://t.co/z5eEC6iqE6 without my credit card company losing its got-damn mind. And it's every. single. time. too. They never learn.

I'm so excited that the custom-keycaps scene is turning mechanical keyboards into the WinAmp skins of 2019. https://t.co/Nx…

In which my asshat neighbors decided to be complete drunken fecalwads by rolling a giant #sandstone boulder in front of my…

Into the Spiderverse! People keep telling you it's good, right? I'm here to tell you it's even better than you think! Loved the completely unique comic-book-ish animation style. It even has "which way does this USB thing insert again?" and "too many icons on the desktop" jokes!

Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for January 20, 2019 https://t.co/NlSA91WHZA https://t.co/Bnd6GuUQry

As a kid, this is what I grew up with in the comics I read, and this is what I still believe in. https://t.co/fwRk1SC7c3 https://t.co/xTc3wvRRHz

i will never not be annoyed by people who intentionally write everything in all lower case

...and the award for 'best anti #brexit sign' goes to this girl!

@mrjamesob https://t.co/SxeQAlQiSM

Check out our #NROL71 album on Flickr for beautiful photos of the #DeltaIVHeavy taken this morning during retraction of the…

Someone in Queens Is transforming old phone booths into arcade cabinets, kinda/sorta (via @yaytime & @janineveazue) https:…

Now that I’m a grown-up I’m allowed to buy all this stuff. https://t.co/ViiJfm3Dkm

Kids these days don't even know how to dial up the game distributors BBS for tips and demos! https://t.co/FoK8jKkWT1

I had a dream where if you paid for Hypercam 2 it would just change the watermark in the corner to “Registered Hypercam 2” a…

5 Things To Know About Kirsten Gillibrand https://t.co/Zu42pATaiA

When the going gets tough, the tough USE REGEX https://t.co/Cy1z8tznB2

the "I like turtles" kid was 20 years ago.. as of 2017. https://t.co/FRAF897Wdv

This is the future liberals wanted. https://t.co/YOsHGXVYBD

Teenage Engineering makes the coolest freaking stuff, but I have not one iota of musical talent https://t.co/YWONci92bH https://t.co/qUpM0SPkwh

OK, I have to admit, this is pretty funny. Still don't care about 🚗s though. https://t.co/v6GgsqYWQA

Have you seen our @discourse integrations? 🤩 https://t.co/aYvX1sQIkO

Our 2018 recap is live! Learn what we accomplished, and how we’re working to make Stack Overflow more welcoming, inclusi…

someone asked what my dream car is and I just realized it's the Star Trek transporter

Great example of why you shouldn’t use abbreviations in code. Especially ones that can be so easily mistaken for another meaning!…

Great visuals here in How Does Your State Make Electricity? via @NYTimes https://t.co/b9hnZ12CRq

WOW https://t.co/0z3ovStehK

HE'S ALIVE! I was getting so worried https://t.co/pqdLLrC6JF

@WELZse @PFG23 @PragmaticAndrew We all die, but only some of us die without making the world significantly worse for others.

@WELZse @PFG23 @PragmaticAndrew it worked on Scalia, so I'm crossing my fingers here as well https://t.co/LcZejNm4jB

First time this has happened in a long while.. one set of the 3 new scooter computers I am setting up had memory that wouldn't pass a run of memtest86 😱 .. had to replace the RAM on that one https://t.co/SpDC35gUDg https://t.co/kSCJqBrA0j

shake your fist at the universe https://t.co/28qbPKdupW

The ‘Trump shutdown’ is also a failure of Congress – particularly Mitch McConnell https://t.co/MWNN9shGFh Thank you, Larry…

I'm making a zine every month in 2019, composed of fun public domain material from 1923. I've been digging through a bunch of arch…

I remember reading a thinkpiece that said Trump got elected because America secretly loves con men. I think they’re right. Cons, if executed well, work. https://t.co/48ARMM3mRa

The parallels are kinda scary, in fact https://t.co/7gWiq1huoQ

@wavyknife my graph is super weird https://t.co/rxvDm8Yub7

I am very much looking forward to reading Mitch McConnell's obituary.

AXL ROSE: Watch it bring you to your shun-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees! I want to watch you bleed! ME: You know what, you…

My favorite part of every brand guidelines is the precious "Logo Misuse" section. https://t.co/Xv2Wi7j30t

I want to see this movie so bad. Why can't it be March 22nd already? https://t.co/O4G3obIS97

At some point won't the penny be devalued by inflation so much that we won't even have the pretense of it being copper.. or even .. metal? https://t.co/rPepM7MudD

I love that this guy's previous post on the forum was literally in 2012. Now THAT'S an entrance! https://t.co/LrG0fXo0Hh

@FinnTurner0 nope. Plus they'd need ~8 of them for our database servers. Plain mirrored 2-drive options which we use for webservers SHOULD be around.. but aren't :(

It bugs me that we haven't been able to use NVMe drives on our servers to date. Modern SATA SSDs are awesome, don't get me wrong, but look at the difference: 536870912 bytes (537 MB) copied, 1.53 s, 351 MB/s 536870912 bytes (537 MB) copied, 0.44 s, 1.2 GB/s

2009 vs. 2019 https://t.co/RxlEUhHmMf

I was hoping Snapdragon 855 would get to iPhone 7 (2016) perf levels but that is looking unlikely now? https://t.co/nXQ4gmGUGP

behold, my greatest invention: the Mercator Globe https://t.co/AcY0XqBMCp

i0n: in i1n: ion i2n: iron i3n: Incan i4n: iceman i5n: ingrown i6n: ideation i7n: intuition i8n: immolation i9n: irradiatio…

@johncutlefish As Mary and Tom Poppendieck write in their great The Lean Mindset book: https://t.co/Xo4u3z2xIJ

"If the US has someone whom historians will look back on as the gravedigger of American democracy, it is Mitch McConnell…

Serious question time poll: if you have a verified (blue check) twitter account, do you see *ADS* in your twitter feed? Because I do not. Feel free to exercise the third option if you don't have a check

Have you seen that video of the UCLA gymnastics floor routine? If so, watch this: https://t.co/qquidynM5F

Sometimes, when switching to corp Twitter accounts, I am suddenly happy that Twitter secretly suppresses all ads for verified accounts https://t.co/6kZOhpl9aA

honestly you should probably have kids because there's only one way to find out what an insane human DNA mashup of your partner and you would look like

We trained a predictive text keyboard on @CollegeHumor's videos and used it to write this new CollegeHumor sketch:

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Let them watch TV. https://t.co/n49p59ddug

via https://t.co/MWUWpT2EMM https://t.co/9vKAxTd7A3

Even Homer uses that GIF. #TheSimpsons https://t.co/Gw7V6mbxID

This show is really unnerving in all the right ways, American Psycho in the era of pervasive Facebook https://t.co/woJABXu08K

I've often felt you should try to conceptualize people you disagree with as the cute kids they certainly were. How could you get into a knock down, drag out ideological Twitter argument with this cute lil' bundle of joy? HOW COULD YOU! https://t.co/yxpgGyWeJq

One of my earliest contractual agreements, which my mom apparently saved. Sad thing is, that Atari 2600 pac-man turned out to be super bad (cc @waxpancake), which was an important life lesson.. I guess? https://t.co/GBk6dG8JH9

One default security improvement we added to @discourse that I wish we had figured out a long time ago — automatically invalidate (require re-validating email) any admin account that hasn’t logged in for a year or more

Hereditary is a horror movie so good that really I don't recommend watching it unless you're .. comfortable.. with the best-slash-worst of the genre https://t.co/UkzM9JKnSY

Most U.S. patents granted each year: 2018 IBM 2017 IBM 2016 IBM 2015 IBM 2014 IBM 2013 IBM 2012 IBM 2011 IBM 2010 IBM 20…

I know what you did.. I KNOW WHAT YOU DID https://t.co/Daoj9Hdh2m

The Spider-Man paradox: most people choose the path of less power, because they don't want the responsibility https://t.co/dhOvzzDEVe

The third highest-rated professor at Harvard is "Stack Overflow." https://t.co/GpHishgN8M (v/@reddit) https://t.co/agnAoXhCOC

Tom Kalinske’s Sega Collection 😮👍 https://t.co/vfkP2JpNsG

meanwhile, in Russia https://t.co/RQRTNKFxOE

Actually 107.5 Houston did this during the first shutdown in the 90s, for an hour they turned their signal strength up WAY…

The incredible history of Ocean Software was released by @RetroFusion for free, and I've mirrored it at @internetarchive wit…

“The web was not envisioned as a form of television when it was invented. But, like it or not, it is rapidly resembling TV: linear, passive, programmed and inward-looking.” https://t.co/Ro7ZHlaied

The Las Vegas welcome sign, for example, is “suffer.finds.awards.” https://t.co/ZHOuEnaIFB

This is a really clever and effective prompt bandcamp has when you stream multiple times from the same album! https://t.co/ScFHmqXGqo

I kept hearing my son say "BM" as a shortcut for eliminating someone who is downed in Fortnite. I wasn't sure what this meant, I asked him, and he didn't know either, so I searched. It's a choice between "Bad Manners" and "Bitch Move".. guess we're going with the former, then! 😝

I found the TV commercial for Mikadon, the computer store I worked for in the early '90s here in #ThunderBay. Shadow of…

Why can't Lou Dobbs be J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, that's all I'm saying https://t.co/vO080Q743Y

Simone Vezzani particle rendering a portrait from the Bode-Museum using Redshift. https://t.co/iV7eh0Crs6

Skylake. Kaby lake = bugfixed Skylake. Coffee Lake = m0ar cores Skylake. Cannon Lake = 10nm Skylake. Skylake was awesome, but I am more than ready for a new microarchitecture from Intel

Netflix sued by Choose Your Own Adventure publishers over Black Mirror: Bandersnatch https://t.co/hcXfJd20a1 https://t.co/OLzuV9…

We should all aspire to have the conviction of Don Gorske https://t.co/qsSnCVt0Ip

Why major in philosophy? - can be smug after only 2-3 classes - only major where you finish knowing less than when you…

It's a good day to listen to this on repeat https://t.co/Q0yrnHmUwK

Pay close attention to what evil people are doing, because the clever evil people are by far the most dangerous ones. Breitbart in this case. https://t.co/CUcDADH1i7

A love letter to all you crazies that supported me through thick and thin, OUT NOW on Bandcamp with a soft rollout on Googl…

The #GoFundTheWall guy raised $20 million then decided that instead of giving the money to the government he'll form a ch…

Why you should read the comments, a flock of comments worthy of being tweeted! https://t.co/cCeuzTEWO4

The time to binge is upon us once more: Future Man season 2 is now out https://t.co/uSzTzgKgYP by @drpizza

The expression on every single ancient child’s portrait face says:

I can’t wait for video games to be invented https://t.c…

1. The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions -- Philadelphia Edition! Nearly two years ago, Philadelphia passed a "s…

GUYS GUYS GUYS READ THE COMMENTS https://t.co/mjjA0MhEvs

@davidsward will we even recognize him after he gets the inevitable full-face tattoo?

@TruJared yeah, other rich white dudes, definitely that's what I meant

So apparently Jack Black 1. has an insane beard 2. just launched a game streaming channel https://t.co/x5QkCy3KBE

This kind of BS is why I was always in favor of Apple kicking the telcos right in the junk.. hard https://t.co/3XO1bL2vIh