As with many things Clay has said, I think about this statement.. a lot. https://t.co/t7wkkHBbLg

There is no reality in which Snap isn't doomed. Only a matter of time. Bad leadership, huge product mistakes, and a competitor (Facebook) who basically never makes those kinds of mistakes, other than the "mistake" of becoming the largest service in the world

Who was it that said "Discord is Slack for teens" because that's hilarious 🤣

This was the best two minutes of my life
https://t.co/wYY6gjYA22

This is my favorite Lego instruction: just dump 284 of these things in here. https://t.co/BeXn3tAdXd

#PETSCII #C64 https://t.co/VNHu7FnO7g

I typed in SLUG, by Joey Ramone, on the C64 from K-Power Magazine so you don't have to. Here it is! #c64 https://t.co/akVvws…

This aged well https://t.co/jcKn8sX9mw

Is it okay to warm up fish in the office microwave:

Pay attention to the way @natfriedman is running GitHub. Over the past two months, he's announced multiple great new features and improvements to GitHub that people requested. That's the way to do it. 💯 🙇‍♂️

Very excited to speak @cusec this Friday. Talk titled: "Cybersecurity from the Trenches". https://t.co/MDxgeQmMZb

I recall…

I watched Annihilation and I guess I am impressed that someone thought they could put the insanity of the Southern Reach book series on film

desktop anti-gravity! https://t.co/Iyh3UGVcQZ

I made a late night visit to our data center at https://t.co/6GbxGgfAMM and had the pleasure of a surprise meeting with cat they adopted .. cat5. He is SO FUZZY https://t.co/lEzdSJ4hJF

ME [opening a card from the boss that says ‘get better soon’]: but i’m not sick, sir BOSS: no, you’re just terrible…

What to do with old GPUs if you're a team that has been accumulating them for multiple decades? https://t.co/FyDaVW32hB

2019 is still young but nominating this for press conference prop of the year https://t.co/UJTcYLq1To

I am generally a cat person, but sometimes, dogs convince me of their merit https://t.co/g4FJoqRhSY

Just wait until I overclock this bad boy https://t.co/2twylHM9YV

I've coined a word for which I'd like lots of royalties: 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗯𝘂𝗻𝗸, referring to debunks of lies we know are coming in advance.

Only seven years after this feature was requested, you can now use code fences on @StackOverflow: https://t.co/fj8JcZ1vNw

Some guy wrote "I never get lonely, that's my superpower!" in a message to me recently, and I keep thinking it is one of the saddest sentences I've read in quite some time

@arunadsouza @textfiles this article is from 2006

I Need To Shoot My Phone

I tried to teach my 4-year-old some basic yoga to calm down but instead he wrapped himself up in the yoga mat and rolled aw…

why hasn't anyone started https://t.co/tk1fRAmNjI where you rage stream dealing with things you hate on the computer

Recent fairing recovery test with Mr. Steven. So close! https://t.co/DFSCfBnM0Y

I recently typed "it is a little banged up because my three crazy goat children have had their way with it" and I probably should add this disclaimer to everything in my life at this point

Ah https://t.co/SEf4PX6FWK https://t.co/pXrAgVKXyi

Here's a useful counterintuitive fact: one 18 inch pizza has more 'pizza' than two 12 inch pizzas https://t.co/hePSpG0p…

Honestly it's almost worth watching The Lobster to hear this single line get delivered in a deadpan voice -- "If you encounter any problems, any tensions, any arguing, that you cannot resolve yourselves, you will be assigned children. That usually helps... a lot."

The biggest web UX improvement right now would be to let browsers take care of this “can we track you via cookies?” issue – s…

Since hair can’t be preserved in fossils we can’t rule out the possibility that dinosaurs looked like this https://t.co/…

Little dude pulled out the Mario ground pound to get in that egg 😂 https://t.co/O834RgkJQI

“My mother is a Munich-area commuter and enthusiastic knitter. In 2018 she knitted a "train delay scarf." Two rows per day: g…

Today(!) we’re thrilled to announce unlimited free private repos for all GitHub users, and a new simplified Enterprise off…

Don’t worry. We’re engineers. We travel light. https://t.co/AS876vlDJx

@miguelrincon86 that line was the best, THE BEST

“In the past, censorship worked by blocking the flow of information. In the 21st century, censorship works by flooding pe…

This Lobster movie is.. quite an experience https://t.co/2kF4tmMcGI

Future Man was easily the most fun I had with a TV show in 2018. Looking forward to S2. https://t.co/L1DLLtnwgy

@1e4_ once they get to iPhone 7 perf levels, cost could be a reasonable criteria. Right now even if iPhone is 2x more expensive, it *literally* offers 2x the perf.

Right out of the Joker’s playbook https://t.co/mLR8mv4J4x https://t.co/TZfAs5USNz

8 years of iOS mobile performance https://t.co/8x9O0Jifyt https://t.co/4DNq1pRnxC

"Please consider the possibility that everyone may not be out to get you. Maybe, just maybe, you might be out to get yourself without realizing it."

Stunning stats about the House: Women in the House: 1989 (30 years later) Democrats: 16 Republicans: 13 2019: Democrats:…

@mempko faceid / windows hello is the closest we've gotten to this to date. And it's a very solid step forward

Flip out over my new set of animated flipping table emoticons!
https://t.co/w2bUYVGjlY @CodePen #CSS https://t.co/XsvLXzaRbU

Our automated exploit scanning service subscription is basically only useful as a denial of service attack simulator. So hey, at least that's .. something ..?

Full colour night vision, surreal. https://t.co/HhxciSemDD

This - for those of you who wondered - is exactly what being woken by a three-year old at 5 am is like. https://t.co/BQx…

The six mass extinctions https://t.co/WGYChi91EY

The Eames exhibit is super cool. Basically designer porn. https://t.co/3LbTsoYVGA

Another parent at this place just messed up the first verse of the Baby Shark song. How is that even possible?

triggered https://t.co/cvtpvtKJOb

What a time to be alive https://t.co/WnqL0Lm9FU

*Four* star? That’s like a B, B minus https://t.co/3WivIeBDe0

I was sorry to hear about John McAfee. I don’t think anything happened to him, just every time I hear about him I’m so, so so…

Looking for a gift for that hard-to-buy-for person .. that you hate? I got you fam https://t.co/KTphASns6A

The beginning of the year is a good time to think about your personal finances. Have you seen this post from a few years ago…

I didn't have time to write a short email so I scheduled a long meeting.

@wavyknife @alexgriendling omg they are the worst

Sales 101 🤔 https://t.co/24Up3q4OY1

Wait, is dancing illegal now? Are we living in Footloose Nation? Will Kevin Bacon save us? https://t.co/CiHfdjHx5o

I took that video of AOC dancing and turned it into an ad for Medicare For All with a catchy theme song. https://t.co/PLO…

It causes me great pain to say this, but Marc Andreesen @pmarca was right -- tweetstorms are totally normal and accepted now.

@theimp67 yeah I've been living the Windows Hello regime for a full month and it's quite reliable

@theimp67 the advantage of faceid is the thing is unlocked by the time you sit down at the computer.. zero effort required, and I am verrrry lazy

Set up Windows 10 face login for my son's computer, which is effectively a Fortnite-only console at this point. Windows Hello works 💯, not quite as advanced as Apple's Face ID, but decent https://t.co/ZIdtTrt3kf

#polloftheday https://t.co/Jqc5uCLT8p

When you start looking at a post about some foreign language's oddly specific word for something that you never thought t…

ICED COFFEE: Just add coffee. 🤔🤨 https://t.co/3mGUvOnNGm

I am methodically watching all the Purge movies to gain a better understanding of the Trump regime https://t.co/BqwIuIZFJx

I asked my cousin who started his first year at college (in Chicago) what the hot campus trend was. He said without a doubt, vaping. It is huge, and everywhere on campus. That's.. not good. https://t.co/mUMfw6oeMU

As much as I like Apple's (iOS) products, I can't see them ever getting back to previous levels of profitability. Current iOS hardware is too fast and too good to require replacement for years and years.

Always design for evil. Always. https://t.co/3volKrWIH6

Fixing Social Media
https://t.co/Aeh8XP4FQO (click for full comic)
#smbc #hiveworks https://t.co/EDlsVD7sGp

they're back

restock january 2019

https://t.co/caGWeZi50t & https://t.co/qwAJqhGs2O https://t.co/S0EpKP7rWQ

Me: I'm trying to be more positive in 2019! Random cyberspace person: How do I calculate the mean, median, and mode of HTM…

Tech birthdays in 2019: Lyft: 7 years Snapchat: 8 years Uber: 10 years Twitter: 13 years Facebook: 15 years Tesla: 16 years Goog…

The only reason to have a new year: Best of Bootie 2018 https://t.co/TYNwIuLkFe

Blogged: "Logster and our error logging strategy at @discourse" https://t.co/e0EwDyNwle

Morgan freeman reviewing 2018 is the best thing I have seen today 😂😂😂
https://t.co/icShgJKw5K

This was so sad https://t.co/0R0l1FGHV6 https://t.co/72QltVplzz

I sometimes have to explain to people that I have weak spindly t-rex programmer arms

@wavyknife I liked 13 reasons why but I am into teen angst (brushes emo hair out of face)

@wavyknife it is a tiny bit formulaic and relies WAYYY too heavily on child in peril, but I've seen much worse movies than that.. on Netflix

Is there a simple tool where 40 people can mark blackout days on a calendar (full days only, no hours), then the tool will determine the least-worst dates for a week "meeting" with that group?

If I've learned anything this year, it's that AI has no clue what it's doing. Here are 10 of my favorite experiments fro…

Choosing Your Own Adventure: you’re doing it right now, in fact https://t.co/Cg0yoh5Dqn

The history of that ubiquitous USPS truck https://t.co/eTRvuGyxVV

@_p9k_ https://t.co/6q3r67VA75

Here's what everyone's new years resolution should be for 2019: SEND MONEY TO CAUSES YOU BELIEVE IN. Lots of it. Send until it *hurts* 💸

@appakz OK, that's a close second, but the rest of it was just crap

That brief acapella version of Afternoon Delight was the only good part of Good Will Hunting. Don’t @ me.

you, a fool: i don't wanna learn anything else in 2018

me, a scholar: https://t.co/9mEKMbOt2y https://t.co/ehQJq1jCsH

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
#HappyNewYear2019 #明けましておめでとうございます #pixelart #ドット絵 https://t.co/IqwcUtnpcE