Truly enjoyed First Man (2018). Reminds you what "moon shot" really meant, on a personal and emotional level. https://t.co/wbSxiBqNeW

That's the funny thing about Garfield. He loves lasagna, but he *doesn't* like Mondays. https://t.co/JTjBmrH3ym

As a manager, I prefer to message “Have a minute for a quick chat? I need to fire you.” to keep those lines of communication crystal clear

"descendants of the wealthiest 33 percent of families in 1427 were likely to have above-average wealth in 2011." https://t.co/dsgfVgqdRp

The Autopsy of Dane Joe does tension buildup to scare *extremely* well. Maybe too well. https://t.co/iX0bPdjOc9

Weather forecasting isn’t often thought of as a huge societal triumph, like the internet or antibiotics. But it’s legitima…

napoleon-dynamite-fist-pump.gif https://t.co/hqeaiJQU3W

I hope to one day love something as much as sysadmins love ipv6

here's my advice to you: never take advice from other people

"No, this is real. This is love." https://t.co/8Qgcy6XuW8

I hope this is why zero day exploits on iOS / WhatsApp etc are so expensive now. https://t.co/MldJCi7FxW

Make the Internet weird again! https://t.co/bq6H2Euar2

“I AM A STRYKER-X ASSAULT BACKPACK, AND THIS AIRPORT LOUNGE IS AN INSULT” : https://t.co/WPHEG0GxBx

It’s tough being an adult
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When your ruling paradigm is institutionalized hate, distrust, and fear, it's only a matter of time until that apparatus turns on itself. I noticed this when watching The Man in the High Castle, too. https://t.co/l4Ef67fGgK

My.. my spinny bois! (bursts into tears) 😭 https://t.co/M4xQnUv71p

A fun way to learn about neural networks and AI is to implement a simulation game giving your agents little neural net brains…

Most disagreements are not about the subject purportedly at hand. They are over issues that make people feel their sens…

CAPTION OF THE YEAR: https://t.co/uxkUNxJgYl

This is a first for a rando email contact. "Hey I saw you did some interviews.. maybe *you'd* like to interview *ME* about how awesome me and my company are?" lolwut

I can download 1GB in 20 seconds now 😵 fiber internet is a hell of a drug

The web isn’t just another software platform. It’s the greatest software platform the world has ever seen. No permissions, no mast…

I guess this is for @SwiftOnSecurity https://t.co/Bim9SYijPo

the internet chum is soooo bad at photobucket, this is the kind of stuff that makes people run ad blockers https://t.co/Tdb3k2dLbh https://t.co/VwTgnVr9sz

Double NAT -- if the affected devices on the network don't ever need to receive incoming connections in practice, does it really matter *that* much? https://t.co/Q8lWEnJmEt

Kudos to @firefox for catching up substantially on Speedometer, these are *much* better results than 6-8 months ago https://t.co/xN725HKEzw

Comcast is not f***ing around when it comes to retaining customers by any means necessary https://t.co/LMApy5MyF7

utterly annoying levels of persistence is 90% of success

the secret to Survivor's lasting appeal is the really dumb name misspellings https://t.co/xyVcUyt5bV

@choldgraf @codinghorror @denaefordrobin If I ever have a great display case…and *way* too much 💸 to throw around, I will de…

Monday - Greg Tuesday - Ian Wednesday - Greg Thursday - Ian Friday - Greg Saturday - Ian Sunday - Greg The Gregorian calen…

New generations might not be aware of the existence of the best blog on the Internet by @lunchbreath - Welcome to Busine…

Another day in the internet mines y'all https://t.co/ebVwBVnCU2

[poll] please participate in my 2019 developer survey

Great to see how much social engineering is in @discourse to create positive communication - I love the intentional thought…

*slaps top of holodeck*
This baby can fit so much ads in it.

https://t.co/81FD6V4dRQ

I feel like maybe sometimes perhaps there's a tad too much knitting and crocheting https://t.co/TbpVOhdg7j

Howard Schultz is in the news, so here's my only Howard Schultz story. Back when I used to work in movie marketing we…

Love putting my Peloton bike in the most striking area of my ultra-modern $3 million house

The Oregon Trail is suddenly a lot more terrifying when you have an actual family and enter your spouse and children’s names in the game setup https://t.co/72QAppnjFh

I honestly do not care who runs for president on the D side, but whoever it is *has* to credibly be able to defeat Trump in the actual, general election especially with people voting in MI, WI, PA, OH, and FL. That.. I care intensely about.

some earrings i ordered on aliexpress never arrived and they asked for photo evidence??? https://t.co/4KzGBK2eVt

There was this guy on BART last night playing loud hip-hop music on a portable mobile phone + speaker setup. I was thinking how next level the griefing would have been if he was playing Baby Shark over and over

“I don’t understand your avante-garde edgelord Twitter humor!” https://t.co/14HGyHFIiF

As Howard Schultz gears up for an independent campaign, here's a reminder that in Presidential elections, there's no such thin…

@codinghorror @paulg @mikeal Mark Zuckerberg promised to donate 99% of his fortune and that left him with $450M.Still mor…

We also saw a guy shooting up in the street. Another romantic evening in SF https://t.co/y5cTRbO7ii

pins are for sale again!

https://t.co/JQehpURstu + https://t.co/aii0F5M2Md

(or https://t.co/6jgVQlAjoU if you want to save…

Yearly reminder that a Raspberry Pi is faster than the fastest Pentium 4 ever released. https://t.co/qPQAbJsSsS

I think about this almost every day. https://t.co/n68yJAvXtM

Something I think about often is how the 1996 arcade game Art of Fighting 3 would check the date from the system clock and…

"we gotta make a statement. this whole thing is bad for the nixon brand" https://t.co/7m2GRhGIHJ

Q: What’s the difference between NotPetya and Donald Trump? A: One is a disruptive ransom attack linked to Russian threat ac…

Well I hope your wayward son's dimensions don't exceed 22" x 14" x 9"

Without Dave Cutler there would only be Unix today. https://t.co/DyYJKZbVcZ

"Docs mention a minimum of 486 DX4-100 to play 128Kbps MP3s" https://t.co/HqWklh2Rwl https://t.co/Euf78EfJql

Aversion to having the wife earn more than the husband explains 29% of the decline in marriage rates over the last 30 ye…

I know @paulg said most articles should delete the first three paras, and I agree with that mostly.. but here is an amazing and excellent counterpoint, where the first three paras are full of incredible win https://t.co/gH3feewDOW

I am a @Benjamin_Moore guy... but this AR app from Dulux Paints is a pretty great use of technology to actually solve a p…

Keep your floppy disk away from magnets: a play in one act https://t.co/3iZbNwVKAh

Are you a developer (any sort) who uses @StackOverflow Fill out their survey. It's not that long and is actually a little fu…

hard pass https://t.co/3L9qCVfCFf

"You can't take it with you", right? This is a lie. You can, through inheritance. https://t.co/58Va1rPGb7

Farming Simulator is getting its own e-sports league with more than $280,000 in prizes https://t.co/xnCS629M8S https://t.co/YPy8…

meanwhile, in China https://t.co/LD3bJpI1UT

The amount of institutionalized grift at banks is staggering. Just doing a wire to an account in a different currency makes the banks invoke their own "special" exchange rates .. which are invariably (significantly!) worse than the public exchange rate. Hidden fee, all profit. 🤬

Help. I can't stop reading this. https://t.co/VtjVsT167J

Can we talk about how awesome salt and pepper are, as spices? Sure they're on every table, but that's because they are the all-time MVPs of spices

Happy 7-year-Arsiversary to Gaming Editor @kyleorl. He's written *a lot* on site since 2012 (but that thing on a former Ub…

xkcd explains the Internet Archive! https://t.co/xi9beD39Po https://t.co/mQ00lYJAOo

"In actuality, this was possibly the most panic-attack inducing bullshit decision I’ve ever made." https://t.co/gikqUbrxNc

"On that day, I betrayed myself. And I knew I would do it again." https://t.co/zHtSe11vGb

Ah, the recurring curse of expiring CDN bandwidth. A pox upon it!

-----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY------ https://t.co/KWrgfT0kAL

Breaking Mews: Just when you thought it was going to be routine Monday night 2 am server maintenance... The Venison Red Team ge…

@kadyrabbit @notwaldorf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Meanwhile, in Australia https://t.co/qg4ZvXf8mk

reminder: if you like the comics I post on twitter, they're collected into zines you can buy at ★ https://t.co/nhLOmiVkJJ ★ https…

There is immense business pressure to make consumer PC hardware extremely reliable to maximize profits and minimize returns, which means.. server class reliability without the "it's this much extra for the magic enterprise pixie dust" premium. https://t.co/NGG0UqlZZy

I'm at my parenting best when I randomly yell out "be careful!" every few minutes without looking up from my phone.

@wavyknife it's the same thing I talked about here. Someone has to be a dummy and make dumb mistakes, otherwise it could happen to anyone including you https://t.co/7wNGuUpkDs

It took me a while to appreciate the genius of this particular mashup but now.. (chef's kiss gesture) https://t.co/RHU5OGLQ01

Tired: Garbage in, garbage out Wired: Bias in, bias out

Just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times. Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of Logg…

Handheld oregon trail, looks like the Apple // version to my eye? 🤣 https://t.co/aFFP6OxU3z

Apple predicts climate change will increase demand for iPhones, noting that they double as flashlights and sirens and can be cha…

@lietux 10 gigabit is a startling increase, 120mb/sec to 1.2gb/sec. Barely possible to read or write to even the newest NVMe SSDs at that speed. Reading/writing to memory of course is possible.

it's almost worth watching The Man in the High Castle to see super-grotesque mashups of early 60's americana and hideous nazi regalia / propaganda. (character looks up at dust in the air) "Oh, on Thursdays the local hospital incinerates the crippled and weak"

#archivepix (saved 11 Nov 2012) https://t.co/O3XVzqnzd8

Introducing Browser Preview for @code – a real browser preview inside your editor that you can debug 🎉🤩💥 Stay in the loop,…

At one of my previous bigcorp jobs I was so bored I literally stealth upgraded an HP office PC by replacing the motherboard and internals, re-imaging the drive back on it, then I closed up the case and put it back on the corp network. https://t.co/lIcGmLlkte

@simonmlaroche @discourse sure just follow our E-Z 30 minute cloud install guide at https://t.co/TVEj6SvejA

Crowd-funding sites like GoFundMe have become a critical part of the health care system — and GoFundMe’s CEO recognizes that tha…

Fiber internet at last 🙌 https://t.co/oMdubjAsiK

The ultimate test of your knowledge is your capacity to convey it to another. https://t.co/JCLFDMPUg9

If you run an open source project with 15+ contributors, you're eligible for a free hosted @discourse instance https://t.co/3ggh5BlbC2

An #MLKDay reminder—some of the activist's ideas and actions still very much resonate in this very-different technological…

This guy animated blank VHS covers and I’m in love. The transitions are so good. https://t.co/Uifemba7b0

I’ve always drawn inspiration from what Dr. King called life’s most persistent and urgent question: "What are you doing fo…

Test drive free programming fonts
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