Before I had kids, I thought I had a great immune system, but it turns out I was just really good at staying away from t…

#Statistics #DataScience #PredictiveAnalytics humor... https://t.co/gRQUKaYNq3

Dozens of porn & gambling apps slipped past Apple using its Enterprise Cerftificate program. Here's our full report https…

When your sketchy friend convinces you to get tattoos https://t.co/b86isPQ0fl

computer science is hard https://t.co/eOaiueOpDz

I quit drinking coffee back in December for health reasons, so here's my thinkpiece on living my best life without caff…

"What are tabs doing in this codebase .. when I told you .. NO ... TABS .. EVER!" https://t.co/GXpcptDba7

Await Further Instructions would make a decent Black Mirror episode, maybe not in the top 2/3rds but that's still a compliment. https://t.co/WRYHv9eaMu

New from me: A lifelong Mormon walks away after discovering the polygamy and bigotry in the church's past. Now he's a pariah…

Indeed, it is missing one crucial ingredient: taste 👎 https://t.co/ghhgdlFRdU

Paper was invented in 105 AD, but modern cheap plentiful wood based paper .. wasn’t invented until 1844 😲🤯 https://t.co/l5h2xQE5bg

Nice to see full disk encryption make its way to low end SoCs courtesy Google https://t.co/4nKh3zSq6B

“The late 1960s were a time of real turmoil. We had the Vietnam War, we had the race problem, people in the streets rioting. Then two things happened: the 747 and the Apollo program, going to the moon” https://t.co/1SsvqhlXbE

I cannot unsee this. Now, neither can you. You're welcome. https://t.co/ekWDDYKJhu

Valentine’s Day Chocolate
#stopmotion https://t.co/R9r9wJQqOS

I should have known this, but apparently I didn't: taking pictures of anything remotely "up close" with your smartphone, even a fancy one (I have an XS) results in a ton of fisheye distortion. Check it out. https://t.co/lcY9djHyBN

All right, all right, building the Captain Marvel website as if it is from the era the movie is set in (1995?) is .. pretty funny. https://t.co/OpebX189Np

Common People is a great, even iconic, song.. but the Shatner version is (chef's kiss) Listen to them both https://t.co/xOxE0nAC6d https://t.co/eNXNQcvAfZ

Worth reading for the outlawing of powerpoint and bulleted lists.. these things are a scourge on humankind https://t.co/XE4DRe7QCx

Wow. This is very cool. These are called Ghost Apples. When freezing rain coats rotting apples before they fall, the appl…

My boy blew up a note left by Chief Technology Officer @dpatil of Obama White House to poster size for his office and he doe…

Half-Male, Half-Female Cardinal Goes Viral, Has a Male Lover https://t.co/gBEdrSG0fe https://t.co/RS1KLu44bn

Jacob Rees-Mogg has a message for the Common People 🧐 🎩 https://t.co/2iT4936Ujn

PTBB - Pretend To Be Busy

The Leftovers (HBO, 2014-2017) was so brilliant at subverting the viewer's expectations. I've never felt a show was so aggressively out to get me, the viewer, and I loved it. https://t.co/0HVYxOpzdG

"If you can make things better, do so. " https://t.co/g0MN2g6L4I

#polloftheday https://t.co/8wbL3yYCH1

Bezos after submitting that Medium post. https://t.co/tbBrMgNL8e

Having money doesn't stop you from having problems. It just upgrades the kinds of problems you have to deal with. https…

One of the most potent ways students can deepen learning is to explain concepts to themselves, either in writing or aloud.…

I remember being so excited about this game https://t.co/i4mhWioDmU

"Give me three days, and I will code up something than looks like a video game" https://t.co/hh9q12Ropn

Pretty cool that they are teaching 1st graders binary and ASCII in school these days! https://t.co/i656ecjN8y

Anyone remember the Activision Commodore 64 15 Pack for Windows 95? Because I do. https://t.co/kZFwSjCBeR

I love free performance gains, I upgraded a micro service we have today from Ruby 2.3 to 2.6.1. https://t.co/zOAqMq0hW6

@FakeUnicode Emoji 12 Fun Fact of the Day: 🦀, 🦐, and 🦑 have been demoted from animal to food in the newest collation ord…

The current administration is basically straight up evil https://t.co/XKKytFpsYH

Here's my HOT TAKE on the recent CPU Bugs. Sorry it's more than 280 characters... https://t.co/OsgvGGCiOC

when I accidentally open up an old Photoshop file of a UI from the pre-iOS 7 days https://t.co/LyhdwjIeFg

Rarely have I been more proud to know @felixsalmon , who just won his bet on (against) bitcoin.

https://t.co/rsvQJ0J47R…

Hey! It’s the year of the pig! #thatlldo

Blast from the past! Digging through my old stuff and found this plaque I won playing in the very first #esports tournament in…

Gidget, you kicked some otter ass. 🤗 https://t.co/QKNsULD1Ve

not mentioned here, but Apex has two other battle royale conventions I like a lot: 1) squad forcibly drops together by default unless you manually opt out 2) carry the token of a dead squadmate (pick up from body), revive them at a revive station https://t.co/lmJx9EUG4w

Would you rather have a million dollars or a penny doubled every day for a month? Don't bust out a calculator, answer based on your honest "2 seconds" guess.

Am I trying to trick you into learning potentially valuable life skills? Yes. Yes I am. It’s what I do. It’s what I’ve always done, actually. 🤔

The Univ of California finally allows computer science to count towards admissions as a science class. 5 years in the making,…

I feel like I may have been late to the whole yo-yo thing https://t.co/p9DAQUzZdx https://t.co/EdTTG44phM

Great story about “reverse innovation”: "taking a technology or solution born of the resource constraints in developing cou…

Went to the dentist today. My teeth are fine. I just wanted to hear some of my songs.

I'm filling out this ASEBA child behavior checklist and good lord it is ever a nightmare of parental terrors 😱 https://t.co/RhMYturrj8

"I'm nervous that people will think this idea is dumb, because seems like just an empty plastic box - in fact, it is an empt…

This game is genius. Test your design eye by choosing the UI that looks more correct. https://t.co/iKInsTmKGA

Is there a coming #climateRevolution - as in a real revolution that shakes global society to its core? https://t.co/Ko1Ch1lodW…

Once again, the best Super Bowl ads of all time are the ones created by @nbcsnl's Sarah Schneider, Chris Kelly & @vaness…

Meanwhile, in Norway https://t.co/xwr9VYSQFT

I got a fever.. and the only cure is.. more .. (further sounds unintelligible due to mouth being full of Girl Scout Samoas)

If America really wants to start businesses and be pro-business and small business, they’d give us national healthcare. Ove…

Super Bowl Halftime Show Marred By Functioning Sound System https://t.co/Jyp8G2dAMU https://t.co/VgktT48yoW

Youngest just pointed a nerf gun at me and said "Freeze! It's the FYI!" and now I want to write a story about a bunch of cr…

I didn't know mom was working on this. She never tells me anything. https://t.co/RwrLqb9Kad

“Move fast and break porcelain” https://t.co/WMq75GTFAG

Best cosplayer ever https://t.co/3UI6nAyIQk

This weekend I:

✅ Recorded a song about array methods
✅ Realized I have no life https://t.co/O4Tg2zhulq

Sound Blaster or Roland? Asking for a time-travellling friend. https://t.co/GzSIBoncnn

These beds can save your life in the event of an earthquake. https://t.co/7CdSYVnHgX

Russian Doll is very funny -- it reminds me of The Good Place, but it's the absolute New Yorkiest of New York shows ever https://t.co/JDe2U4BykI

@JustinFrankel that's the beauty of linux.. it's a standard commodity these days

Under Windows 10 I basically think of Ubuntu / Linux as my "command line" now. I rarely launch a powershell or cmd.exe, I just launch.. WSL Linux .. and have at it. https://t.co/9pjejZuK3v

OK, name the weirdest movie soundtrack that you think is still interesting, listenable, and would actively recommend to others. I'm going with Pecker (1998) https://t.co/m93CCvJ19P

"It’s important to note that working in a psychologically safe environment does not mean that people always agree with one another for the sake of being nice. " https://t.co/HPNQPodrsT

Yearbooks are the “old tweets” for boomers

Report: Electronics are 'the fastest-growing waste stream in the world’ https://t.co/SsN143OHTV https://t.co/PxUydP9ZB2

"Enrichment Center" is a very, very funny name for a facility and I can't articulate exactly why that is

@wavyknife ginger snaps 😍

Hit me right in the feels http://t.co/SJoCYLPVsf

6-player X-Men is the only “big game” I recognize https://t.co/JLkkeXWhzz

"No, this is real. This is love." https://t.co/8Qgcy6XuW8

Most of us consider meetings to be a waste of time. Here's how to make them useful and productive. Hint: core principles…

SimCity turns 30 years old this month! Which means it's time for another big LGR retrospective.

https://t.co/1IHkbEck…

news sites have clearly learned how to use a variant of cunningham's law ("the best way to get the right answer on the intern…

🐶 Alex the CSS Husky turns 3 years old today! This playful CSS-only @CodePen (based on a @dribbble by @WonderlustHfx) prob…

"Primer is a film for nerds, geeks, brainiacs, Academic Decathlon winners, programmers, philosophers and the kinds of people who have made it this far into the review." https://t.co/rKBWYjn4Um

These tips—based on insurers using social media data to set premiums—are stunningly dystopian. https://t.co/uceFFIThyO

@naslacker well yes this is release.. 1.0-1.9, 2.0, 2.1, 2.2 .. let's see.. release 12? 13? I get a lot of off-by-one errors

Very proud we ship with full CSP on by default in Discourse now, as well as full SVG glyphs. This was, uhhh, not easy to achieve! Also.. more cats! 😻 https://t.co/z6zVW6W5ON

I feel bad for kids nowadays, they just get to see if school is closed on the Internet. They’ll never have the excitemen…

whyyyy https://t.co/xePpBrKgUz

#archivepix (saved 16 Dec 2012) https://t.co/Hy6uPmcDC9

The range of Internet connectivity speeds for a fully remote, distributed worldwide team is.. very high. As seen in a topic on our internal @discourse instance https://t.co/RJhZoqzDXj

History Channel Documentary Just “World of Tanks” Live Stream

https://t.co/30fKt1Ikwh

BuzzFeed's "second highest traffic driver worldwide" was an unpaid teenager in Michigan who made BF quizzes for fun. We intervie…

Mother Nature: you cannot have -46 wind chills Wednesday and then 52 degrees on Monday, that’s a 96 degree switch. Midw…

Never underestimate the power of the ocean. - Heidi Klum https://t.co/mPUzdYq5ZU

stay in school kids https://t.co/eG2Ail1FJp

"Another part of the answer must be that when everyone is competing on weirdness, the winners will be the people who are actually weird. The people who unavoidably do weird things because they are constitutionally weird people." There is deep truth in this

if i were in charge of the military i’d model it after the video games i’ve played. boot camp would be a two-minute class on…

Scammers are now attempting to understand the propositions in Bergemann & Morris (Econometrica 2005). https://t.co/ZlZAd…