An example of software defaults being a matter of life & death. The default option in the software is to send the chargin…

My favorite bug reports are the "I'm trying to set up ads and they aren't working" ones where the breakage is caused by ... the ad blocker the developer is running. 🤦‍♀️

MPAA Adds New Rating To Warn Audiences Of Films Not Based On Existing Works https://t.co/RGx3N4RdY5 https://t.co/dcmoknIQAZ

that-castle-gif-of-nathan-fillion-failing-to-disagree.gif https://t.co/HUeCkHqYQk

“The Elephant’s Foot initially gave off more than 10,000 roentgens an hour, which would kill a person three feet from it in less than two minutes.” https://t.co/7Q5PE0NShW

When Excel's AI sees you can't spell "February" so it goes along with your crazy... https://t.co/dHkB1FSrpJ

Next time you find yourself in a conflict or stuck in a collaboration, check your assumptions: if you start by thinking…

sorry Klobuchar fans but I just don't think this is ok https://t.co/ydsxu4dRGG

I try mightily never to hold grudges, but there are also people that I won't necessarily miss ever seeing again for the rest of my life.

The old saying "Holding a grudge is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die." is very very deeply true.

When you read this story about how New Orleans reduced homelessness by 90%, you realize that the answer is not rocket scien…

If you are having a bad day, try this app: https://t.co/xHmBIoiSmW

Hello, my name is Graeme, I have a PhD in computing, and I am a senior accessibility consultant, but when I want to type…

I beg of you, if you liked Office Space even a little, read this article. It is literally gold. IT IS SO GOOD. I'm dying over here 🤣  https://t.co/b1aBEYmhMX

More information than you would probably ever want about Office Space on the 20th anniversary, and about 90% of it is accura…

my most on brand childhood story is how I went viral by stealing someone else's on brand childhood story tweet concept

"I have found that, to a disturbing degree in this world, you have to believe your own hype to succeed." https://t.co/kC1sC04c5D

source -- https://t.co/Bj13KkIQtZ https://t.co/gXHJMBLVDk

Bring back the RCA composite video port you cowards! https://t.co/PtHPTgHlVu

Remember everything you said you wouldn't do until Hell froze over? Well, guess what... https://t.co/yuoVcBAlmY

There is nothing more delicious in software development than low hanging fruit 🍒 🍓 🍊 🍎 🍈 👾 🔔 🔑

we got kids on Nextdoor now. truly there is nowhere online safe for boomers anymore https://t.co/ZWafcEsimC

I would DNA-snitch on every single relative I have, without a second's hesitation. https://t.co/IXrKboBnRb

My new favorite hobby is further perversions of the hideous non-word "performant". "Ah yes, this error is highly resemblant of others we've encountered recently, I shall investigate forthwith!"

someone replied to me "after reading this tweet and its replies I have concluded that words are meaningless" and I was gonna disagree but now I think it's the truest thing anyone has ever said to me on Twitter in 10 years

what's the worst that could happen? https://t.co/4ZijBgsW57

See, spending $25 on ticket based games can pay off! So totally worth $25! https://t.co/tCsyQfX5XW

16 year old girl on depop selling her mom’s old, faded tee from 1999: yeah its super vintage so the lowest its gonna be is…

The @internetarchive is upgrading js-MAME and as a result, we now have WOZ 2.0 support. This means that a whole host of WOZA…

Watching JavaScript's ethos move from "you don't need types, they hold you back from poetry" to "types are going to solve every…

I have to run my Surface Pro 6 in "best performance" mode when plugged in to reach iPhone XS and iPad Pro (2018) performance levels https://t.co/m7uolELVCU

@theratsass @discourse @dhh Driven by the one and only @ZogStriP

Today in @discourse news! Even @dhh has to be proud! 😘 https://t.co/KnxCACzIFx

@headmelted @tlesher Not necessarily. Running a whole company is a colossal pain in the butt. Just having employees alone opens a whole world of new pain points.

Hello my name is Paul, I have a PhD in physics and thanks to a random brain freeze forgot the word for photon so had to call…

@wembleyleach So the idea that is eating you alive is not wanting to work for other people, but rather working for yourself on your own terms. Sounds like a great idea to me 👍

I heated myself today, to see if I still feel https://t.co/FBdTinIAxb

TIL the watches on @ROLEX's website uses HTML canvas elements and syncs themselves with your system time. 🤯 https://t.co/X1Ec…

TRUE FACT OF THE DAY: When falcon breeders want to breed falcons, they wear special falcon sex hats. The hat encourages the f…

A randomized trial on gender in Overwatch:

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After seeing users struggle with YAML and the “two spaces at end of a line for a linebreak” rule in Markdown, I can definitively say that any tool which hinges important semantics on invisible characters ... is a mistake.

It is such a lifesaver to have this WiFi media library / battery loaded up on a family trip with the kids. The Infuse app on iPad makes a great media browsing front end https://t.co/QIBJu2dbNJ https://t.co/59qsIXoHvU

20 years ago today, Office Space came out in theaters. This is the clapper from the last scene we shot. As you can see, Step…

Deliriously bad role modelling goes predictably wrong; basically an allegory for the current US political climate https://t.co/Ty1wKCeHE0

Endless Jeopardy: a new Twitter bot/game from Neil Cicierega https://t.co/CIhdd8CSO7

If you want to start a company because it sounds like a nifty way to make money, you are wasting your time. Start a company because you have this idea that is just eating you alive inside and you have to get it out into the world for the pure satisfaction of making it happen.

Amazon: we print all our counterfeited books on demand! https://t.co/WuAEyJoHWm

Kids would pay more attention to U.S. history if teachers told them that two or maybe even three presidents in the mid-1800s w…

Ask most YouTubers if they want to be on TV, and they go “What’s TV, grandad?”, then they roll around in their big pile of…

I don't suppose you've seen those two boiled eggs I left sitting on the kitchen sideboard by any chance? https://t.co/dV…

How do CDNs work? TL;DR -- if you are in Africa, China, or Russia.. apparently they .. don't? https://t.co/npGAW1vp1r

Goodbye Counterpart. You were too good for this world. Time to step up here @netflix https://t.co/DVB1ppxXuL

how amazing are these shirts https://t.co/3NF0n4N0BE

It is a miracle that feedburner is still (barely) running after all this time, but its RSS-to-email is.. kinda bad and unmaintained. Any ideas for more up to date free-ish "subscribe to this RSS via email" services?

Enjoy it while it lasts https://t.co/L13f353RKf

The Lego Movie 2 was .. better .. than the first movie. 😲 Kudos. I can count on one hand the number of sequels that have improved on the original. https://t.co/eiL8mKbRJv

The Cloud is Just Someone Else's Computer https://t.co/CCFsItb39f

@timfox @bytor99999 @codinghorror @patio11 Author here. Since you're all curious, here's my last 3 year-end pay stubs: https…

One of many "what the everlovin' F**K is that?" moments in Metro: Exodus https://t.co/41nhfQBZxi

UNIX is a guaranteed good time, every time https://t.co/5FJnhGDYS6 https://t.co/dY7QABktJY

"I was always going to be working on somebody else’s terms at Amazon." Something @patio11 doesn't talk much about, but should. https://t.co/PT31dSBfLQ

Love that Steph is wearing the same style jacket as the one he had on at all-star 1992 https://t.co/jpwACyJbdL

The Cloud is Just Someone Else's Computer https://t.co/CCFsItb39f

Windows not being Unix is increasingly a liability in my world.

In retrospect, it is amazing how effectively the email spam problem was solved. https://t.co/Mo7zH6BvWL

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Metro Exodus is a very very attractive game. Even the map is 😍 https://t.co/YdipB1EXm1

LOL I had not heard this John Butler song, Hand of the Almighty 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/FennHaQn6V

Today in "Headlines It Would Take 2019 Me An Entire Hour To Explain To 1999 Me": How Kids YouTube Star Blippi Used Copyright L…

here it is. here's Farm Egg https://t.co/vEGQp1U3T5

Sometimes designers need that filler text and lorem ipsum is booooring. So why not find real actual bullshit to fill those b…

Every time someone says "I suuuper need that headphone jack on my electronix device" https://t.co/wdNJXTqGR1

“She was going to herald a revolution in medical treatment in this country.”

From Academy Award-winning director @alexgibneyf…

See yourself through to the weekend: I spoke to the people who make up the one fur cent — the secretly rich furries dro…

Aww @betsyphd so totally *gets* me 😍💘 https://t.co/zan0wCvjbJ

Don't miss this excellent scan of a Johnson Smith Company Catalog from 1991. https://t.co/xVztywUiXz https://t.co/XNr4smIvqk

Remember when 1080p used to be "high resolution"? Now it is like a cute tiny little baby 👶

happy valentine's day!!! do you believe in love??? these galapagos tortoises dated for almost 100 years and then they broke u…

Meanwhile, in North Korea https://t.co/jSKCN01vWN

"The more you talk, the better the conversations become. Is this the right message to send to everyone in a discussion? More fundamentally, is this even true?" https://t.co/X3dFR3l3BG

Hello, friend Are you a jackass? Do you like annoying people? Are you tired of posting ASCII dongs and ROFLcopters? Why don'…

@bengunbharta Kinda, I was also thinking about the NYT article (back in the day) that they thought would give them bad publicity.. turned into the opposite, a publicity windfall.

@SnailMailGames @migueldeicaza I'm dropping System.Text.RegularExpressions

whoa, super cool detail -- when I visit Stripe's documentation pages, they customize the sample API code using our org data and keys 😍 that's so clever!

I can't wait to watch the documentaries about the massive Fyre Fest LARP happening in Detroit at the end of April. It's off to…

@HoeflerCo The designers who made Dee Jay from Street Fighter used "MAXIMUM" for his pants because they wouldn't have to re-d…

@_AdamCook I never go there, I always search from browser address bar now

Remember all of those essays about how Apple was wrong about getting rid of the headphone jack? Airpods are now their sec…

Of all the ancient 1999 dot-com era web sites I used to frequent, to me eBay has aged the most gracefully in terms of utility. It is arguably more useful than ever for finding really esoteric stuff for sale.

I'm gonna do it, back to back Fyre Festival documentaries IM GONNA DO IT https://t.co/vBslCj28Cg

Every time we go to a PTA meeting I like to imagine it is gonna be full of drama and sass like the Harper Valley PTA https://t.co/CMQeXq3EO5

ah yes, the hot new PUA "you should hire me because your product sucks" job hunt strategy. You gotta neg 'em to get in there, everyone knows that.

my rabbit claiming my cat’s belongings and my cat being too scared to do anything about it: a photo series https://t.co/…

"you don't need the bullet when you got the ballot" https://t.co/8r0E7nTt7L