“There are no passengers on spaceship earth. We are all crew.” https://t.co/8V8vASksqY

It's Terutsuyoshi's birthday today! Happy birthday! 🧂💙🧂💙🧂💙🧂💙🧂💙🧂💙🧂 (He doesn't really celebrate his birthdays, because h…

The many faces of love https://t.co/ynUDd9K22U

Success. https://t.co/4EFg4yQOSr https://t.co/uRSpvFa0b7

About to go on stage for a Q&A at Twitter #oneteam2020 .. an honor to be invited. I have used Twitter every day of my adult life since 2007 🥴

I got to chat with my idol Steve McConnell on the Construx podcast: https://t.co/tsMdkRlv51

After two years of testing, tweaking, and scheming, @KnifeTank: The Shüffling is finally available. I really enjoy playing it a…

Me, to my 10-yr-old: “Sure, you can use your new art set, it it gets you away from the iPad.” 10-yr-old, to herself: “…

You should donate to Alyse Galvin, because she’s awesome and the incumbent Alaska GOP rep is a horrorshow. If you’re in Chicago a…

There is an article in @WSJ today against me https://t.co/5PPqCOiF40. My timeline is now filled with insults and questions.…

I feel like 80% of all siberian husky videos on the internet are these dogs being complete whiny a-holes https://t.co/pc1z3Q3GCh

Expanding brain meme for my real brain. 🧠🚲🤯 https://t.co/q3TcAFbJIK

@hglennwade benefits have been OK for us under Gusto? We "only" have 5 or 6 US employees, in a few different states

aaaaand close tab https://t.co/n90f00U1K2

There is apparently an actual store in the UK called Poundland and saying you're taking someone there just means you're going s…

Climate change does not explain the fires burning in Australia in the same way as the tide does not explain the wave breaking…

The most frustrating thing about being a designer is that everyone thinks they can provide input but it just makes the pr…

Number of Blockbuster stores: 1985: 1 store 1990: 1,200 stores 2000: 7,700 stores 2010: 6,500 stores…

Get your surgery scheduled for a Monday. Surgeries done on a Friday had a 44% higher death rate, and on a weekend, 82% high…

obsessed with this picture of a seal looking up https://t.co/nv7AdLWuil

😂
#TheProblem #SocialMedia #SMBCcomics @ZachWeiner
https://t.co/BFLVieiDeD https://t.co/RmBV6QPbXu

"He shows up.. same day every year.. and dances from sunrise to sunset." https://t.co/MWwNi3cYXm

This is so on brand for the Microsoft iOS “Continue on PC” app https://t.co/ZLNkanOcq3

"The sovereign ego can become a despot. This is perhaps most evident in depression, when the self turns on itself and uncontrollable introspection gradually shades out reality." https://t.co/Zq6F0321v9

You don't need the Ring Fit, just play my @beatsaber mod, it's called ... https://t.co/v37y3gDIuF

Hot take: a lot of our trust issues with algorithms isn't due to lack of transparency/control as much as them not working as w…

reminder 🌱 https://t.co/v9jjTMpwUL

I felt a modest disturbance in the Force, as if dozens of voices cried out in mild surprise and then were suddenly again…

I consider page 2 of google results the dark web.

Look Busy fills your work calendar with realistic-looking (but secretly fake) work events. Your co-workers won’t schedule co…

1/7 Did you ever need to run a piece of C# code on Windows 3.11? Me neither, but I did it anyway. A thread. https://t.co/Z…

HACK THE PLANET https://t.co/t3vKCdUuV5

PCB for the 1-bit album arrived today; they turned out pretty good!! Illustration by the awesome @MCT_art https://t.co/IzQm2…

Me and @johannarickne’s paper on promotion to top jobs and marriage stability was just published in AEJ: Applied Economics.…

"By 1992, the percentage of Americans living in a landslide county had moved from 27% to 39%. That number has continued to rise every election since, with the 2016 results showing that 61% of Americans now live in landslide counties." https://t.co/U3YlXxyQuj

I felt a sudden urge to buy https://t.co/xO8TEZhX0k

How I feel about your tweets, blogs and opinions. Come at me with your teeny manifestos. #jokeshow @NetflixIsAJoke htt…

🚨URGENT ALERT🚨 https://t.co/SOgKjKXbD3

I do not own any items of denim clothing and have not worn any denim of any type since 1989 https://t.co/ijFLc35Uuj

"Am I the asshole?" is a question you should be asking yourself EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. https://t.co/wVqHVEq8ju

The 2019 Global Carbon Budget projection estimates that global fossil CO2 emissions grew by 0.6% (-0.2% to 1.5% range), w…

Programming is just typing.. with style https://t.co/lIjp8FCiCk

Today I learned that you can put zero width spaces in file names on Linux. Have fun. https://t.co/gerfspRJpr

my 14 year old daughter just screamed FUCK and slammed her bedroom door after learning she’ll be menstruating every mo…

Under new ownership https://t.co/g5xKJLkSJp

🥇 https://t.co/j2C0qneQjo

Maybe the greatest airport reunion ever https://t.co/0PIfiwNrzm

What's the mysterious link between SW architecture and Italian food? https://t.co/db3iCO0sAu

Universal tweet

I shouldn't be surprised, but it's sort of amazing to me how many Americans (on Twitter) seem to think America is a uniquel…

Royal Mail are issuing stamps with Sensible Soccer, Lemmings, Elite and Dizzy on them. That’s basically my entire childhoo…

Lorem Ipsum got a sweet redesign https://t.co/sYQs4ustCi

Lowtax does what @Jack won't https://t.co/QakuksJNgz

The dollar has dominated global trade and finance for over half a century. Some argue that digital currencies could dislo…

Serial Killer Admits He’s Lost Track Of Pattern He Was Going For Originally https://t.co/lP19QE9aPw https://t.co/x4w6tGw89n

Such a nice note from @letsencrypt .. cheers and happy for @discourse to give back to the web! 🥰 https://t.co/A6dKq5a9na

I've assembled so much Ikea furniture I have a favorite screwdriver and it is orange juice and vodka

Best of Bootie 2019!! https://t.co/L7L5O17bR0

IN MICE

just ask https://t.co/VCh8UCrblO

“I’ve skied steep slopes and hung from a rock face by a short length of rope, but staring into someone’s eyes for four silent minutes was one of the more thrilling and terrifying experiences of my life.” https://t.co/k105YgPc5v

Two parenting items that will change your life, even after the kids are grown up: baby wipes and A+D ointment. Miracles both.

Finally found a lip balm MANLY enough for me to use https://t.co/2BSBV5iixr

The internet's premier library of floppy disk sleeves.
https://t.co/74om4lbm9x

#CyberMonday https://t.co/vz54Qq4A2l

Trapped by doge. Don't send help. https://t.co/ovL1TuHADC

I do feel 90% of keto diet is "avoid carbs and sugar like the plague" and that's the reason it works for folks https://t.co/5b5JyqAVq0

“Bohr said that the world revealed by measurements is the only reality worthy of the name, that the act of measurement actively constructs the reality that is being measured.” https://t.co/afIHnO7Zl3

Canned emails https://t.co/52SVmkgZTS

Clear lemon pie 😮 https://t.co/5aM5CFmKaY

This BBC advertising for Dracula is genius. A series of bloody stakes protruding from a billboard. Seemingly random, until…

Every day we stray further from God’s light https://t.co/mQPIKI8Zmf

Tabs vs spaces https://t.co/r5SVjdCh0e

In the garden centre and a woman’s screaming: “DON’T PUT YOUR FINGER IN THAT VENUS FLY TRAP AGAIN JOHN!” Everyone lo…

One of the funniest things in Bohemian Rhapsody (2018) was all the shade thrown at the track "I'm in love with my car" 🤣

Smarf > Baby Yoda. Don't @ me https://t.co/kElmZ0un4y

Today on twitter: white dudes acting the fool. I guess that's every day, really? https://t.co/ZmUkeHs9dy

Canvas Cards: 52 card designs created with JS canvas, one for every week of last year https://t.co/h2N8BUcSh6

“We want to build and launch the world’s first crowd-programmable satellite” https://t.co/Q9yc2J0YUb

this kind of power should be illegal https://t.co/8qivwS7HRg

Newsletters. Customer community programs. Premium memberships. Local events. They’re all on the rise. The 2010s were about ra…

"CAN I SUE MY BEEKEEPER NEIGHBOR?" https://t.co/7dUIgYz9Ca

the prettiest yoyo trick i've seen in a while
(source: https://t.co/IqV5e2MKDn ) https://t.co/6MbbTwckZo

Fuck you, I will do what you tell me
Fuck you, I will do what you tell me
Fuck you, I will do what you tell me https://t.co…

What if you built an entire social media network on the premise that you *must* be friendly and nice to everyone? https://t.co/o48dEdDGwS

Very cool! A college course in the business of open source. I hope they cover what to do when AWS inevitably drinks your milkshake! https://t.co/Uzj4JDor7I

"Perhaps the extra time and brain space that I just discovered was something [men] had all along." https://t.co/ZzpeXNT4aF

Wait.. what? This is next level internet chum https://t.co/7uClwB7iyf

“I wanted to smooth the edges off my marriage” https://t.co/Yf8kPJ76yp

Check this hack out. https://t.co/zHocKF1Uv5

"the garfsnake isn't real, he can't hurt you"
the garfsnake: https://t.co/nPl2NMBOSc

i think it’s pretty cool that we can all agree on the most fucked up thing of the past decade. it wasn’t ebola it wasn’t…

Beautiful shapes created by simple harmonic motion 🧐 https://t.co/ifsFX4nfN9

Apparently several countries have kompromat on Trump, not just Russia. But a former diplomat pointed out something interesting a…

When my sister in-law was a waitress in Canada, she was taking drink orders from a group of Americans. They each order…

@ForgedVR Note that just having random people play is only a bit helpful. Ideally you need to personally watch them suff…

#popcorn https://t.co/1c8u9yAvyN

Ultimate gaming is a hell of a drug https://t.co/YNcqangz6Y https://t.co/inEl4TlmNk