Do you ever https://t.co/uDqY3uFwzs

Welcome to World #PalindromeDay: 02 02 2020 This is the first time in over 900 years (since 11/11/1111) the date is pal…

“It’s hard to understand our users and it’d be easier if they didn’t exist.” https://t.co/9ewf4pCIcu

Measuring cups designed to visually depict the fractions they represent… https://t.co/ebjHvrkb9T

TIL flat-earthers refer to the rest of us as 'globetards'.

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Happy Mother Fucking Black History Month https://t.co/iZaBzSIwgK

Angry about politics? Target your anger in a way that costs you money! These are four rural House races that have a demonstra…

did.. did this Gary Larson strip actually.. come true? (Twitch, etc videogame streamers making a good living at *literall…

WEALTH INEQUALITY: The richest 1% controls more wealth now than at any time in more than 50 years. But what does wealth…

A great visual reminder that once you choose to use regular expressions, now you have ✌️ problems. https://t.co/cOeqDMkiUZ

Over a million particles running real-time on the gpu. They’re attracted to each other while having a weaker desire to reasse…

I am a lifelong gamer but I have struggled to retain interest in any video games lately, perhaps this is why.. https://t.co/KOMH7YRET9

Current mood https://t.co/vzlwc8caqK

Rather than agonize over exactly what rationale Republican senators have for dismissing the case against Trump, let's just pu…

Now this is a kid I understand... maybe too well. https://t.co/rHmoTsFHFm

Time for some Friday motivation 😤 https://t.co/YAzzMISqRl

I can concur: "They found a relationship between age and happiness in 80 countries, and in all but nine of those, satisfaction bottomed out between the ages of 39 and 57 (the average nadir was at about age 50)" https://t.co/J4KAa4dLVu

Duck. Duck. Cake. https://t.co/olLXrKCLi8

Paul phoned me and asked me to join. That’s what got me into The Beatles. https://t.co/HrlqdrhrvQ

Considering Discourse for a science or research group? 👩‍🔬🧑‍🔬 Read what seven such communities had to say about us: https:/…

Why can’t millennials kill nice to e-meet you?

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Excited to see they are teaching *real* skills in my son’s fifth grade classroom https://t.co/jQzPGPylbw

The opposite of formaldehyde is casualdejekyll

It was the worst of times, it was the best of times https://t.co/ipNeP3DVYc

these animated spell cards are fantastic https://t.co/3EBxuMBdN1 https://t.co/6tPi7kwBya

How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union? 1 GB

Adulting merit badges! 🤩 https://t.co/pn1W7p3a5u https://t.co/uBljsvu92O

These paper toys are crazy cool https://t.co/rtPsvU182m https://t.co/iNTQfpYWwu

I propose we rename Google messaging services with the year of release, just like a copy of Madden or FIFA. The provides fo…

Preview of the Cybertruck’s autopilot https://t.co/GPyGS5lwcU

I'm so pleased to announce that the Great Slate is back for 2020! This year, we are going to put all our energy into winning…

“a vision of an aesthetic hell.” https://t.co/V1DTQJKDa0

Based on the commercial successes of things I don't like, I can only surmise that there is a vast, global conspiracy against…

"I guess that's pretty awesome." https://t.co/kISXub0hqF

Well, they can't ruin the Atari brand further

Atari: Hold my vacation destination

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Pre-2010, 50g of crack-cocaine got you a mandatory minimum 10 years in prison. Post-2010, that threshold was raised to 280g,…

The Outsider (HBO) is not one of King's better stories IMO but the cinematography, art, and direction is 👌 stellar

ROLEX assistance. ARE ANY OF MY FOLLOWERS A @ROLEX DEALER. IF SO LET ME KNOW. I AM AFTER A NEW WATCH AND ROLEX ARE ONLY INT…

honestly i dont understand the 1917 and dunkirk comparisons when THIS scene exists, i mean clearly dunkirk outsold https:/…

“This might be the longest I’ve spent on a single bug. Across over three years I’ve poured more hours into debugging this than I care to count...” https://t.co/f09NagfJFY

7yo was reading a graphic novel that had the word “ass” in it. She knew it was a “grown-up” word but didn’t know what it mean…

samsung's 3d scanner is legit https://t.co/pgYxPpBjwj

You like soup Someone hates you for liking soup Someone else hates you for not liking soup enough Someone else thinks s…

Me: [drops AirPods]

My AirPods: https://t.co/O4mctTFt8t

This is my new favorite example of battling a "keyword void," where searches on a given topic produce only misinformation because…

Stack Today, Stack Tomorrow https://t.co/DvbZkLxQmC

this man is a witch

Okay, all songs programmed and working. 25KB, 24 minutes total. Releasing soon! #chiptune #programming #electronics #1bit ht…

I think it’s awesome you can now rack mount your employees https://t.co/hyFSS57ujH

Stop telling introverts how to survive social situations and start telling extroverts to calm the fuck down.

earlier today, google deprecated their use of https://t.co/HcuSST2bi2, which caused a bunch of errors in their console for htt…

Thank goodness airlines are finally cracking down on this nonsense https://t.co/pDrKQZyPA6

Neat! The world needs viable alternatives to Facebook https://t.co/cpw9NWfjgP

Oh. My. God. One of my neighbors SSID is: Tell my wifi love her

Ready to have your mind blown? Homophonic transformations https://t.co/Ab1iLWqhk5

I will never not want to listen to Beck's Sea Change at extreme volume https://t.co/Jr8XVNoBi9

Who needs space bar…or escape button…or enter…all capitalist decadancies! https://t.co/TZJRZtJfos

Comparing last years @Blackbirds #OneTeam group pic to this years pic is like 🤯. Yes there are MANY people missing from both…

why is the men's shampoo aisle like https://t.co/eZWmOZe5Z0

The details in this story—the crown prince of Saudi Arabia casually sent malware to the world's richest man to exfiltrate sensitiv…

Don’t miss @codinghorror’s talk on why he's building @discourse to fix online forums. https://t.co/MtjyVVxfv5 https://t.co/dJ…

I really enjoyed doing this podcast with Stack Overflow! Give it a listen: https://t.co/o5TGgYGrtK

"When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'" https://t.co/fE3u2F2hDs

This is one of the better examples of how he actually spoke. You get the language of the pulpit but also the coolness of th…

New ✨ in latest Discourse for users that love emojis! You can now use larger emojis by posting them on a new line 🆒 https://…

The perfect character backstory doesn't exi- https://t.co/CLru7RBxHQ

Things that aren't "against the rules", but you absolutely and actively *should* ban people from communities for: - Endl…

Over the last decade, half of all donations to Super PACs came from just 25 people. If this isn’t the mark of a kleptocracy,…

anything is possible in vr, anything at all, the only limit is yourself

anyone looking for an original apple-1? $1,750,000 on ebay (plus $167.31 in shipping from boca raton) https://t.co/WAoifBDI…

one of the better posts out there about building community from @codinghorror https://t.co/QOckHqxnMm

TIL: Adderall is basically Crystal Meth 🤯 https://t.co/zGiPNPGrX2

Short Thread: staying with some friends and last night after everyone went to bed I could not figure out how to turn off t…

@lowellheddings @discourse ehhh we have a handful of enterprisey customers that care about it.

@randileeharper Sufficiently messed up home automation is indistinguishable from a haunting.

My student @LingdongH has released 文言, or wenyan, an esoteric programming language that closely follows the grammar and tone of…

Best thing I’ve seen in 2020 so far. 😂 https://t.co/kFUK96Db4q

Each year, on the windiest day of the year, the Dutch Headwind Cycling Championships take place on the Oosterscheldeke…

Behold the power of this fully armed and operational open source software! 💥 https://t.co/tOktUSOn72

Funny that when you type “man” into your terminal, you get things explained to you Really makes u think 🤔🤔🤔

Here's @rossrubin on Casio's amazing G-Shock watch empire, which started with one model in 1983. https://t.co/Oi3qz6NSO1

At this point I am literally counting the days until we can fully remove IE11 support in @discourse 📅 (June 1st 2020)

@gortok @jlericson @StackOverflow @spolsky If you're looking for people to "blame" (not saying blame is warranted per se, but *if* that's what you want to do), I'd say the investors who want a 10x return on their investment, as is typical with any VC backed company.

Me before wearing Allbirds shoes: "Bah, these shoes are just hip and trendy because BS fashion reasons" Me after wearing Allbirds shoes: "I.. I think I just had dual simultaneous foot orgasms?" 🤤

@gortok @jlericson @StackOverflow @spolsky Not quite; Joel sold trello so his financial future is not really tied to SO in any way.

@AbolitionOf This is also what the poll indicates.. I have been doing it in opposite order (razor then electric) but it looks like I should switch that around.

I've tried to have really close shaves lately so I'm going with both razor (Mach3 or Fusion) *and* an electric Braun. But which order is better? Please vote only if you've shaved with both! 🪒

“Google it” means I don’t owe you labor. “Google it” means I choose not to give you my labor. “Google it” means I believe…

I only feel truly alive when I am writing regular expressions

We didn't change the shape of the syringe to make applying thermal paste a lot easier, but because we we're getting tired…

40 years of Apple commercials and keynotes in one place. No technology company can boast such a deep library of inspirati…

Remember the day when the beta for Stack Overflow was launched? I sure do! https://t.co/wdikebEeva

There’s something very American about not believing in single payer health care because you don’t think you’ll get sick and al…