"the Milky Way could be settled in the blink of a cosmic eye when each tick of the galactic clock accounts for millions of years" https://t.co/AYLjcCnVmv

I love working with volunteers, and I love the Apple II community, and I love the projects I've been involved with related t…

out with the old, in with the new https://t.co/POmma75rT5

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Are you resolving to be a better person next year? Make it more achievable by spending today being the very worst pers…

Best low key backup singer star power since Michael Jackson did “Somebody’s Watching Me” https://t.co/i2WXWASSmq

“one of the best power pop records of the past 50 years.” https://t.co/y6mm3edxgQ

Psst, I sit in the slack channel where they discuss donations and we're about $23k away from making our year-end goal, if yo…

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Little Women was fantastic, and did feel like a Lady Bird sequel of sorts? https://t.co/0aB7RkzjPz

how to be an instagram influencer https://t.co/cdOpKY3ukl

the fourth panel of this comic accurately characterizes my mentoring style 😬 https://t.co/IrJoQTO9oO

4 bit SSD -- sardine state disk

0000, 0001, 0010, 0011, 0100, 0101, 0110, 0111, 1000, 1001, 1010, 1011, 1100, 1101, 1110, 1111 https://t.co/XW8C4demOz

CFO: What happens if we invest in our staff and they leave? CEO: What happens if we don’t invest in them and they stay?

this is nonsense but did people in the past look older when they were younger?

Preparing for a talk in Moscow summer 2020 https://t.co/fqiQiw3hCs

An important new perspective https://t.co/GDZaoP7HN3

Cc @KarlTheFog https://t.co/SrA8o7zinE

Nothing sparks joy quite like an update to the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy 🌈

Tonight at midnight it will be the only instance of Ramones time the world has ever known. It will be 2020, 24 hours to go. I…

Baby Yoda implies the existence of a Sporty Yoda, Scary Yoda, Ginger Yoda, and Posh Yoda

Current mood: three skill levels, one player https://t.co/Vv6aEFdz8w

Someone, I can't recall who, asked recently in this space for single words that defined this past decade. I've thought a…

Mistakes were made https://t.co/ldF1BWPRkD

One of the greatest privileges of my life was that I was on shift on BBC World that day - this was our show. Behind th…

In the early hours of Aug. 21, 2017, the USS John S. McCain took an unexpected left turn & collided with a tanker. 10 sailo…

John Carpenter's The Thing toy commercial

by Arlo Neill https://t.co/U6nvqgMXEP

Holy crap, this is incredible: A dog playing Jenga. Turn-taking, fine motor control, apparent understanding of the aim of…

it's okay to cry sometimes. it's okay to cry a lot of the time, actually

protip: buy a nice pair of headphones! They're worth it. https://t.co/vOmlj2dXsH

The only viable solution is to abolish air travel https://t.co/OLvKg4p5wB

AI Dungeon 2 is now fully playable in your browser! Check it out!
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Dumb #dnd story time. I once gave my players "A Tome of Absolute Knowledge." A thick wood-bound ledger full of tiny 3pt fo…

"But what's causing an escalation in the gender gap from even 2016 and 2018? It's women turning even more against Trump than they were previously." 🏃‍♀️ https://t.co/v5BpSpiLnt

It's what we're known for
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This is bad news https://t.co/UzUoFhkBie

Ladies take notes! Met this girl online YESTERDAY, and she’s already trying to learn more about me, not just hook up. It’…

Hug your kids. Hug everyone you love.

My amazing sister got me custom made Midsommar coasters for Christmas, the website she used has a recommended captions gen…

📯📯📯 MY HUSBAND BUILT ME A SIMPSONS COMPUTER 📯📯📯 It’s called The Dud (aka Principal Skinner Box) and you can choose an…

Voters are the weakest link in American democracy

We’ve been blocked in Turkey for nearly 3 years. Today, the Turkish Supreme Court ruled the ban on @Wikipedia is unconstitutio…

None of the kids wanted toys for Christmas this year, they just wanted cash. Understandable, but cash as a gift, while p…

Whether you work 40, 60 or 80 hours a week is not as important for your career as deciding for yourself what success look…

somewhere tonight, streamers are falling in love with each other

Merry Christmas y'all https://t.co/KM8DmBuign

some fun family conversation starters, i hope this is helpful https://t.co/SBKYlCGxft

Merry punch-card Christmas! I punched this card on the IBM 1401 computer and the 1402 card reader/punch. Punch cards norma…

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn't move. This is how they found him. https://…

I love everything about this video: -the raccoons behaving like lazy cats -the dude patiently poking them while marvell…

I turned @bennygold's cracked iPhone screen into a downloadable wallpaper. https://t.co/tgIykNnSSM https://t.co/owzAxZVkm3

There was a whole cosplay fabrics aisle at Joanns .. so mainstream now https://t.co/6CZoIVnsAf

well now I know what I'm getting for xmas this year https://t.co/hqmMsFgXkq

It took 4 years to figure out that this person filing for tax refunds of $80, $2.4 and $9 million was committing tax fraud? 🤪 https://t.co/QhLNlx8CmV

Great example of Goodhart's Law & how every metric becomes less useful once it becomes a target. Pete Buttigieg's campai…

Nah bro YOU live in a society. I live in the Animal Crossing village. And I’m 30,000 dollars in debt to a fucking racoon

I asked a bunch of bozos what the best Christmas Movie is, and no one could give me the right answer. This world deserves…

A computer history museum gift from @betsyphd 🤗 https://t.co/IRoQtiY7WX https://t.co/cs6a0cGckQ

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Holiday fun fact: both male and female reindeer have antlers, and that’s not true of any other species of deer. #GenderEq…

Prepare to think
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I’ve been laughing for 10 mins straight😭 https://t.co/YWLypWrlLe

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season's yeetings https://t.co/j4BEFJsbI5

Current holiday mood https://t.co/2HgINMN7lN

Relatives Gather From Across The Country To Stare Into Screens Together https://t.co/Rp5dw6OjEU https://t.co/toD2RzqqvS

Balloonfest (1986, Cleveland, Ohio) Lawnchair Larry flight (1982, San Pedro, CA) Christmas Balloon Drop (2019, Sydney, Aust…

Home security reminder. A lot of people are going away for Christmas which makes their homes easy pickings for burglars. For…

Charlie Brown is an adult now. Snoopy is merely a security question.

The dream is alive. Tres Tres Comas! https://t.co/2l1GGP4kCp

Unrecognisable? Did you lot expect her to BE a PIG? https://t.co/Hk0RL8ySNb

A solid ring will be caught by a loop of chain if it tumbles during its fall. By Newton's Third law, when the ring twist…

when you're at someone's house and they have a cat https://t.co/6AdLBE2Jir

What a mood. https://t.co/uwt6c8cdZO

@AbolitionOf the kids did not take to it

@AbolitionOf Our Switch just gathers dust

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Apprentices beat classrooms is the foundation of having a good career in tech. If you're in school, your top priority sho…

happy Lynda Barry day to us all, this comic of hers alone could have earned her the genius grant 💛 https://t.co/ke0yuV…

I was coerced into putting batteries in the Furby today https://t.co/1MeyaZRN9E

The Xbox one is such a shitshow. Just powered it on for the first time in months, tried to set up Slime Rancher for my daughter. Error after purchase, reboot, now hung for 5 plus mins on the create save game screen 😩 https://t.co/OtXNUgy40t

That's our job now. We click (or tap) the little heart next to things people post ... all day, every day. 💖 https://t.co/Ee2o65lEsN

We’ve just had the best decade in human history.

Seriously https://t.co/qva8zOvceP

Be sure you turn off default location sharing, otherwise you're a victim to random apps https://t.co/noAEReI7Z4

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Hostess didn’t get that Frozen II license but that ain’t gonna stop ‘em! (Still, they’re so scared of Disney’s lawyers that the…

Absolutely losing it at this incredibly relatable feature with the Vogue editors https://t.co/UVEVErKZGn https://t.co/W…

Got rid of our butane lighters in favor of ELECTRICITY ⚡ https://t.co/YKOpb03Kz5

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Not that you asked, but I'm a huge fan of mall vaporwave. It's a tribute to the 80's vision of the future – malls, where every…

@textfiles I read a piece about this recently, so cool. https://t.co/tnUFFKJiwD

A couple of months ago, I had this idea for a watch dial design based on binary numbers. And as a christmas gift to myself, af…

R.I.P. Chuck Peddle, absolute American engineering legend: designer of MOS Tech 6502 microprocessor, designer of PET. Died D…

The user chooses a password. It does this whenever it is told. The user chooses a password or else it gets the hose again.

How did I forget about Dynamite Magazine?!? This was such a thing. Scholastic. https://t.co/45WPWTHZlM