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Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
custom twitter profile shirts http://shirt.social-shirt.com/index.html

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
actually if *anyone* knows a sysadmin/IT blogger who would be good (and available) to moderate/helm the IT-themed SO please email me

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@codinghorror
based on prev list, Americans are a bunch of sex crazed pot smoking poker players, whose medical insurance won't cover their weed. great.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
first job of Obama adminstration? appease the stoners, apparently http://is.gd/fTNH

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
programming without semi-colons? madness! I want each and every one of you freaks to PERSONALLY apologize to Kernighan and Ritchie.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
failed raid, busted semi-colon key. I hereby proclaim this the Worst. Day. Ever. <cries>

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
omg the semicolon key just started working intermittently on my keyboard. not joking. It's god's way of punishing lapsed vb.net programmers

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Enjoy feeling completely negligible. http://is.gd/giyk

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
well, I'll be damned. Port #6 of the 6 drive raid array on the Lenovo RD120 is definitely&permanently bad. Confirmed with multiple hdds.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
these Lenovo drive rails sure *look* like Torx but my t-10 driver can't drive them worth a crap. Grr. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torx

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
people *still* fall for Nigerian 419 scams? C'mon humans. http://is.gd/fQTM

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
So the director of the Asimov Foundation films will be Roland Emmerich? Well, balls. http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117998687.html

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
remember those creepy x10 camera peeping tom ads? Yeah. They have embraced their inner evil: http://www.x10.com/homepage.htm

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
CS / game development students make a pinball game play HORSE http://tinyurl.com/a2aluv

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Bush's accomplishments: 1 The Daily show. 2 the No-call list. 3 Obama as president.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I've been playing a lot of this game to prepare myself for fatherhood http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/4828/superturbobabypuncher3wl7.jpg

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
never mind, too much effort to explain all the heuristics we use. remember we have cookie based "accounts" too. 4 month old cookie? er.. no.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I said "with no significant activity", eg rep = 1. Why have a login when you haven't done anything?

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
what's a good inactivity threshold for deleting user accounts with no significant activity? 4 months?

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
wow, you can watch the full length movie (via Hulu) from the IMDB page for "The Nude Bomb"? Crazy! http://is.gd/gcEd

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I didn't realize Intel was already selling a 6-core Xeon CPU. Bit spendy at $2,400 though.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
hey sweet! The basic LSI 1064E RAID on the lenovo 1u server *does* support live mirror rebuilds! Just not hot swapping; requires reboot.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I much prefer "dumbass programmer, Jeff Atwood." I guess it's too much to ask for accuracy on the internet.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
can I please redact all the places on the internet that say "rockstar programmer" and "Jeff Atwood"? #1 not true! #2 how did this happen?

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
a behind the scenes look at the development of Apple's Lisa http://is.gd/gbuZ

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
reminds me of my favorite game, Ms. Sawhorse Detective. http://tinyurl.com/7e4tpp

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"fallback idea is to just call the site Ms. Stack Overflow and
have it look exactly the same, except with a pink bow on the logo." AWESOME

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
is.gd appears to be downforeveryoneandnotjustme.com

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
god I love working in virtual machines. Complete install of crap software? Yes! Netscape 4.x as my default browser? sure! why not!

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Netscape 4.x does allow font inc/dec. And it can load google.com. Finally, a decent modern web browser!

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
hmm. Netscape 3.04 doesn't allow the user to inc/dec font size. What was the first browser to do this? IE?

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
installing netscape navigator 3.04 in a vm. hilarity: can't even load google.com at all

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
finally, the weekend. Now I can get some *programming* done. Sheez.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"Turing Award Winner badge! Do it! Plus, people can’t complain that it is unobtainable."

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
there are no winners in the endless Digg-Reddit war, only losers. http://tinyurl.com/a3cx2d

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
wow, so Chrome has *no* equivalent to Firefox 3's excellent Zoom feature? Am I missing something?

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
man, there is NO WAY I'll be able to get @betsyphd to play a Metallica-themed fake plastic rock game with me. http://is.gd/ga73

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
dogs are an elephant's best friend, after all http://tinyurl.com/7t2tzr

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Please, won't someone think of the sea kittens?

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
PETA redubs Fish "Sea Kittens" http://tinyurl.com/9rvb5l

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Remember Sega's oddball game, Seaman? that guy now makes (rejected) iPhone games. http://is.gd/g5AC

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
advertisers who demand that their ad links "not be nofollowed" are not, in my experience, good business partners

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Stockard Channing hates anecdotes. http://tinyurl.com/8umlad

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
The Politics of Dancing -- for my money, the very pinnacle of 80s schmaltz synthrock http://tinyurl.com/5kczmw

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"until finalization which happens at a time you cannot control." but in *many* cases that time happens to be "good enough". That's my point.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
@isegal you seriously think I don't know about the Using statement? OK, I did just learn how "loops" work, but still..

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
the only line of code containing .Dispose() in stack overflow, part of ControllerBase: if (_db != null) _db.Dispose();

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I believe .Dispose() is a form of optimization, which is necessary *sometimes* but not *always*. Anyone got links with evidence otherwise?

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"BTW ‘rack’ doesn’t (yet) have the same mammary connotations in UK English as it does in US english." gtk, but we won't be going that route

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I gotta see this "Mac and Me" movie. It's Paul Rudd approved. http://tinyurl.com/6htd7c

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Today is the 90th anniversary of the Great Boston Molasses Flood. http://is.gd/fUiB

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
crazy video/audio remix of Weezer's Pork and Beans http://tinyurl.com/aybk9l

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
the internet for dummies by dummies http://tinyurl.com/7xhzl9

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
good ol' finnegan the squirrel. http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/finnegan.asp

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
wow! a whole $60 a month to link to your poker site from my not-remotely-poker-related blog??? where do I sign up!

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"The Macintosh was originally intended to be a very low cost, high volume personal computer." http://is.gd/fXzP

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, there's going to be one big-ass fight over where to set the thermostat.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
a friendly so user registered rackoverflow.com -- I am warming up to this name. Any strong opinions one way or the other?

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
bah, false alarm. already registered. sigh. naming = hard.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
OMG, did someone just vomit on my browser!? Wait, never mind, it's just GoDaddy.com.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
ooh, got a really good domain name suggestion. so good I have to register it right now, I fear for it.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
@aboyko yeah, it's not nearly as bad as it was in the Apple // days. Well, except for the Mac Pro. http://is.gd/fWnM

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I am somewhere between a deletionist and an inclusionist. I'm a delclusionist.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Chrome feels *dramatically* faster to me than FF3 at rendering pages. Like not even close, faster.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
brent's post on poor EC2 disk IO performance http://is.gd/fVVE

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"Running SQL Server live in EC2 costs something like $1k/mo." This is why we buy our own servers, folks. FYI. Cloud != cheap.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
oh you gotta be kidding me. the 2nd CPU on this Lenovo server requires another VRM "module". What a crock.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
europeans always get the cool racy condom ads that us Americans never see http://tinyurl.com/7b6vd4

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
you haven't truly lived until you've plugged 24 GB of memory into a server. I got chills. And this will be *peanuts* in 3 years.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
your input welcome -- looking for naming suggestions for new IT-centric Stack Overflow sister site http://is.gd/fUVF

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
this "twicksize" thing is a new low, even by internet standards. Seriously. Go crawl into whatever hole you came out of.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"Oops... a server error occurred and your email was not sent. (#793)" Oh yes, number 793. THAT HELPS. http://is.gd/fURL

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
man, hosted GMail has been *really* annoying lately with intermittent errors. Aggravating how vanilla GMail is so much more reliable.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
This is where the Apple biz model (relying on hardware dongles) always ends up: Apple lawyers suing somebody http://is.gd/fTph

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Another Wednesday, another day without telekinetic abilities. Sigh.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
from chat: "F**k you, Trident layout engine."

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"the programming version of the guys who clean up bloody crime scenes" there are other kinds of programming?

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
@joshstodola was that before or after you ran over your phone with the car to prove a point? :)

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I just discovered this new euphemism for sex: "make the bangy-bangy." Please disseminate. Also: you're welcome.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
the last time I was in a hospital this long was left4dead. GOOD THING I BROUGHT ME SHOTGUN!!

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
just got a tour of the new human processing plant

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
yay! @superdalgas is back on the stackoverflow.com team for the next month. @jonskeet , he's working on your (latest) request :)

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
the geeky zingers in http://tinyurl.com/7ctaa4 are gold (see "...be geekier than thou")

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
phew. the "nuke my sore throat with gargled salt water" treatment seemed to work, so I didn't sound like a frog on today's podcast.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I think this is also why artists learn to hate their most popular songs.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Dear interwebs: henceforth I shall conduct all communications solely via the transmitted facsimile machine. Kind regards, yours very truly

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
oh yes, please to be sending me emails on Monty Hall problem. PLEASE TO BE SENDING!@!!!@1

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
IT'S PASTAMANIA, BROTHER - http://is.gd/fKu6

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Multiplayer Game Designer Maxim #4: "If you give players tools, there will be penises."

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
fex, this leaderboard approach has been suggested to us; look familiar @jonskeet ? http://answers.yahoo.com/rank_total

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Yahoo Answers is so wrong on so many levels, but I have to tell you: we looked closely at it when designing stackoverflow.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Yahoo Answers: "What piques your interest when you meet a girl?" http://is.gd/fGUO

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
They Call Me Bruce http://tinyurl.com/59rtow

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
A Conversation With Alan Kay. I would *swear* he's describing PHP at one point. http://tinyurl.com/7eobwg

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
there's no love in the 'hood for Jr. Pac-Man. Ok, maybe because it sucked. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jr._Pac-Man

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
be my strfriend! http://is.gd/fFtt good luck auto-hyperlinking those URLs. more like strENEMY, amirite?

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
why do I hate meta-questions so much?

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
oh yes, the world is awash in bridge building simulators. but where are the more realistic bridge *burning* simulators?

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOURSELF http://www.zombo.com/

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
are there any IIS7 "tweaks" that make sense on an 8-proc box? not seeing anything that wouldn't potentially cause harm right now.