Page 381 / 453

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
oh, zombie letters. yes. beats those eco-fonts any day. http://e-zombie.com/

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Dear openid-provider.appspot.com: stop sucking. Love, your friends at Stack Overflow. http://is.gd/fD3f

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
we were kidding about that pink HDMI cable, but http://tinyurl.com/93f4sd

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I pronounce Palm Pre DOA. Nice try, and all, but welcome to the next 5 years of utter and complete Apple smartphone dominance. Enjoy.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
kinda sucks that the ThinkServer RS110 is only cold-swap RAID. That 4 hour offline resync (tested) is gonna be painful.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
check out our hot, sweet new server hardware. homina homina http://tinyurl.com/9r2ef5

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
why does dealing with random people on Craigslist make me feel like I should carry some portable mace? or perhaps a handgun?

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
@kevinente Waiters who are Nauseated by Food (young Carell / Colbert) http://tinyurl.com/5vkz9k

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
wait, Intel is actually shipping dual core Atoms (eg for netbooks)? Why isn't anyone using them? http://is.gd/fBbD

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
oh nifty, a gaming storage ottoman with specific support for fake plastic drums! http://is.gd/fyJ6

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
tell me why, I don't like Mondays

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
love is no excuse to procreate

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
wtf? Coding Horror ad rule syntax is now in AdBlock Plus by default? SERIOUSLY? People, I HAVE ARRIVED!!

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I for one like the new google favico , so there. The Pepsi logo rebrand, on the other hand, is a flippin' disgrace.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
just rage-deleted some files from source control and then regretted it

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
ecofont? really? this isn't a parody? http://www.ecofont.eu/ecofont_en.html

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
geez, got our sitemap.xml generation down from 90+ seconds to about 7. just removing stupidity and adding.. thought.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
just got bitten by this MSBuild "feature" http://tinyurl.com/9y9eep

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"I wonder if the big media companies wouldn't be better off building a big, Brewster's Millions style cube of cash and lighting it on fire."

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
funny, the other computer tech in 24 is the director of Medellin from Entourage. @betsyphd ninja-actor-identification-radar FTW.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"Your search isn't as good as Google!" is like saying to us "you aren't an omnipotent and all-knowing God!" well I'M SORRY!

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
wow, everybody is using Recaptcha now. Even Craigslist! If they ever manage to crack that, gonna be a "class break", as they say.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
put it this way: most phones are firmly entrenched in the DOS character mode era, and Apple just introduced the 512k Mac.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
F**k You, Penguin: A blog where I tell cute animals what's what. http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
also, most phones suck unbelievably, almost criminally, *way* more than any minor OS / app x86 platform differences.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
the phone model fits Apple like a friggin' glove. Mostly closed ecosystem, first-party bias, tight control. Much better fit than x86 boxen.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Tom Cruise is dyslexic? http://tinyurl.com/9lwta3

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
every man woman and child on earth needs a phone. PCs? not so much.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
@migeldeicaza hamster on a piano, eating popcorn? so 1 month ago! still awesome tho: http://twitter.com/codinghorror/statuses/1030534496

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"delete all spam now" is pretty pointless, but still feels good for some reason. Take that spammers! I'll show you!

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
GMail AdSense: "I Made $46,435 Last Month From My Laptop On The Beach!" apparently I have wasted my entire life. I'm so STUPID!

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
@hkelement yep thank @skrenta , I wish he'd blog more

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"How much of your traffic comes from Google?" 85%. The web is a single point labeled G connected to 10b destination pages. http://is.gd/fq03

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
abandoned The Wire, season 5 soundstages http://community.livejournal.com/abandonedplaces/1510134.html

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
two people voted to close an Alan Kay question? I will hunt you down.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
got our first ticket on not having "Monospace" in the font-family list. Thanks WebKit! You suck! http://tinyurl.com/7j2slj

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
How would you move Mount Fuji? "unmount it, first"

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
you know what's *really* un-fun? escaping regex commands in an XML build file.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
wow, that Raid 1E live rebuild took ~9 hours. That was with only with 3 drives, though.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
thanks to a noble contributor, we *finally* have a bugfixed/supportable version of the WMD editor (aka thorn in my side), deploying tonight.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
a world without downvotes is roughly equivalent to a world without police departments or courts of law. IMHO. Sometimes ugly, but necessary.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
the great instant messaging protocol diaspora is such a collective waste of time

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
ok, so the git win32 GUI is a bit of a trainwreck at the moment

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
ask not what the software project can do for you, ask what you can do for the software project: http://is.gd/firF

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"it's better to be safe than sorry" is such crap. You know what's better than being safe? Being AWESOME.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
getting very colicky. ok, so maybe I'm always colicky.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
disappointed at the lack of gun-themed baby items. there IS a baby raiders cheerleader outfit, tho

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
ok so "pediatric" and "baby" are sort of like "enterprise" for software: it doubles the price

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
finally, a product can get behind: plastic gates for trapping the toddlers. move 'em up, rawhide!

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
our first trip to babies r us. somebody hold me.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
wow, RAID is cool. Just ejected a drive while the system was running, no prob. Reinsert, array rebuilds live. I'm totally geeking out.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
setting up my first Raid 1E array, squeeeeeee! also, 2u server quieter than 1u. I guess that's the "small fan" problem in a nutshell.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Facercise http://vimeo.com/2755943

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
thanks to @accordionguy I now know what an "Eiffel Tower" is. Thanks. I think.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
western spaghetti http://tinyurl.com/ay8g85

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
@drylight if loving @wilshipley is wrong, I don't want to be right! Even though he totally dissed me during MacWorld.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
anyone still doing c++ server webapps, now THAT is hardcore. Sorta brain damaged, but hardcore!

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
seriously, if Snoop Doggy Dogg can be a parent, how hard can it be? http://is.gd/f7VT

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
finally ordering the rest of our server parts (drives, memory, CPUs). I <3 the economy!

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
@ haacked er.. why? probably ok to reboot, but why is always helpful / nice..

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
@jeffaxe well, since you asked, @betsyphd follows my twitter from her pink netbook http://is.gd/4RWE

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I'd like to see one of these rails / django folks take on PlentyofFish and crush him. Not sure it's possible, honestly.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"He came out of nowhere, and he didn't seem to give a shit." http://is.gd/f2e2

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"Avid Life derives most of its revenue from Ashley Madison, a dating website for married people." now that's class, baby.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
what I learned from c# : you really gotta milk that short honeymoon period when you are a "new, sexy language" because it never lasts.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
instant solution for all "fix (x) in Opera problems" : stop using Opera. =8-D

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
ah, delicious domino's oreo dessert pizza!! http://tinyurl.com/86fsvo

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
fun with the surprisingly enjoyable Domino's flash-based pizza ordering system http://is.gd/f6Bh

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
75% of facebook users are giggly. also, INCREDIBLY ANNOYING. http://tinyurl.com/6pqzdk

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I feel like a digital peasant with only 4 GB of memory now. Gotta upgrayedd to 8 GB. http://is.gd/e0CX

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I'm going to literally have to throw towels over these servers to hear myself think. Even at "idle", they're as loud as a hair dryer!

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Threaded Comments: Still F**king Horrible After All These Years(tm).

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
@smerrell sez: "Chrome 2.0 beta already has some basic add-on features ala Greasemonkey, see dev channel at http://bit.ly/eDG8 "

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
does anyone know the timeline for Chrome to get addins? would love to banish FF3 from my machine. Never really been a fan.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Andrew Keen, amateur internet hater http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Keen

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I'm the guy who writes that blog. The one on the World Wide Web. Mine is the one with *links*. http://is.gd/eYcX

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I ain't afraid of no ghosts, I mean, recession!

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"When I go to programmer conferences, I’d rather skip out and talk politics than programming." Me, I'd rather STAB MYSELF IN THE FACE

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
playing rock songs backwards reveals Satan's secret messages to us http://tinyurl.com/6orrgs

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"I don't think it's likely a cop would just straight up murder a random dude." No, he totally would. Let's riot!!

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"I don't think it's likely a cop would just straight up murder a random dude." No, he totally would. Let's riot!!

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
just saw a car in Alameda with an honest to god Carter/Mondale bumper sticker

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
unsafe code? compile with /unsafe ? srsly? do you also go around telling depressed people to just "cheer up?"

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
@paulwalls try it yourself http://www.merriampark.com/ldcsharp.htm use stackoverflow.com/revisions/9033/list

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
@paulwalls well it just took 39 seconds to calculate Levenshtein scores on 17 revisions, and my box is quite fast, so.. got a link? :)

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
ok wow, Levenshtein is *really* expensive. OMG. http://tinyurl.com/4ryzf

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
@shsteimer 160gb??? that's like a freaking 1.44 MB floppy disk. I carry bigger USB keys. (ok, not really, but you know what I mean)

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I ordered 2 "official" Lenovo server drive rails. arrived. unfortunately, they came with utterly worthless 160gb hard drives attached.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I am really hoping the [arghhh] tag was used by a pirate and will fight the [.net-ninja]

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
today's midly amusing orphaned tags: [.net-ninja] [arghhh] [fear] [letmegooglethatforyou]

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"jon skeet" is now a top 5 keyword in our daily Google Analytics (68 visits). We gotta change our branding to "Skeet Approved(tm)"

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
because people tend to use the same usernames/passwords all over the place. Why? Because 1,000 sites demanded credentials. Chicken/egg

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
one of the great failures of the web is the least common denominator security problem: use 1,000 websites, 1 of them hacked, all at risk.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
GENIUS business idea: start a commission based job network, then get yourself hired for all the jobs. Collect payouts, quit, retire. EOL

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
just posted this SO question, for algorithmic love: Determining “Owner” of Text Edited by Multiple Users http://is.gd/eRH5

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
via @encosia You Will Probably Fail in a Boring and Project-specific Way http://is.gd/eRlH

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Xenu says I don't have to listen to criticism from any of you guys.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
thinking about taking up Scientology in my spare time.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
just what is her name, anyway? http://is.gd/eQRf

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
observation: on some level, the code is less interesting than the human social patterns you're coding for