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another example: 32ms, 38ms, 63ms (3.5Ghz, 2.5 Ghz, 1.86Ghz)

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same query: 53ms (3.5 Ghz core 2 Duo), 71 ms (2.5 Ghz Core 2 Quad), 121ms (1.86 Ghz Core 2 Quad)

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comparing new db server to old one, and my local dev box. Astonishing how much CPU speed still matters in SQL Server 2008

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here's a pic of my current ride. http://tinyurl.com/cvvct5

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this ad revenue goes directly, and I mean *directly* into paying @jarrod_dixon and @superdalgas . Also, I buy gold-plated humvees.

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better yet, if you know a company that *should* be advertising on certain stackoverflow.com tags email team@stackoverflow.com

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our new servers: long may you run, you magnificent bastards http://tinyurl.com/bf2qu4

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I really need to get a digital camera with built-in wifi. tethering to download is just another speed bump.

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this is still one of my all-time favorite blog entries. http://tinyurl.com/34f29w

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playing with disk performance on our new db server, now that RAID is fully working http://is.gd/h9F6

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Walt Mossberg loves him some Win7. GET A ROOM MAN. http://is.gd/h9qd

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Review of the Windows 7 beta (minus 7 versions) http://is.gd/gVpk

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so a priest, a rabbi, an imam, a buddhist monk, a nun, an athiest, an aardvark, a parrot, and a robot walk into a bar..

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neverending refactoring is the original Neverending Story

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at babby birthing class. NB: if you feel you are too interested in sex, take a birthing class.

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Gamers crave control and competence, not carnage http://is.gd/h2YM

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wow, PS3 sucks so much it even makes craptacular GH:WT look *worse*. http://is.gd/h2XS

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cat yoga http://tinyurl.com/5w7lca

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after updating the RAID controller firmware, looks like RAID port 6 is working now. Remember, kids, it's *always* a software problem!

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wow, reading this changelog for the server RAID controller is scary stuff. http://is.gd/h1L8

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oh and those Torx screws I was complaining about? Turns out they're the "we hate our customers" security drivers, with pin in the middle.

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Dear JoCo, please play it like this http://tinyurl.com/dlql25

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AHA! so raid port 6 (and *only* *that* port) is incompatible with the hard drives I picked (?!). Using different drive brand, works great.

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oh http://track.dhl-usa.com/ , your animated favicon is like a refreshing SLAP IN MY FACE

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Is it even possible to go to a strip club without leaving it even more depressed than you started? Or, maybe that's just me.

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Lenovo dispatched a tech to help me fix/replace my busted Lenovo RD120 RAID port; he'll be here Friday. Good on them!

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"Microsoft [said] over 25% of Vista installations in the U.S. were 64-bit at the end of 2008." Go bits! $100 for 8 GB of RAM helps, too.

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"Learn how I work in my Pajamas, all on this CD-ROM!" You sell CD-ROMs of how you work in your Pajamas, that's how.

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ah, The Wire. It's only the BEST SHOW EVER MADE. http://tinyurl.com/a2xrvq

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one last ball for the Dooze http://tinyurl.com/2a82bj/090122

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trying to imagine what a quad-cpu 1u server would sound like. What's that? Sorry, I can't hear you.

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via @waxpancake -- is Chewbacca trapped in my nightstand? http://tinyurl.com/2atpp3

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@mxmissile issue with HTTP_X_FORWARDED_FOR header; try now. And yes ironically it was down, for just you :)

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marble madness 2:35 speedrun http://tinyurl.com/883rk6

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who are the five best rappers of all time? think about it. http://tinyurl.com/bpyups

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I was born in a house with the television always on http://tinyurl.com/5rdt94

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IsolationLevel.Chaos does not inspire confidence

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@appakz glad to hear you like the Antec Minuet; it's difficult to find good compact HTPC cases!

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when life gives you lemons, invest in a lemon cannon http://tinyurl.com/aokqlj

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erm.. chore wars? http://www.chorewars.com/

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Omni Consumer Products [has] .. a focus on licensing, defictionalization, and reverse-branding http://is.gd/gNOP

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What Detroit needs is Omni Consumer Products. http://tinyurl.com/46g6af

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I FEEL GRRRREAT!!1! http://tinyurl.com/zuamr

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oh, you're only using *two* monitors? how sad... for you. http://tinyurl.com/2xzu28

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just upgraded to a 512mb nvidia 9500gt ddr3 as secondary video card. Fantastic third monitor video card for a measly 50 bucks.

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"Autoboxing was .. Java’s Plessy v. Ferguson decision" http://tinyurl.com/62q7sa

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more server hardware, hopefully the final batch. learning is easy when you're willing to subsidize your mistakes with money!

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quoted from stackoverflow.com post "[this] is often times faster at providing solutions than Google" er.. wow. we're not worthy.

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"Half a second delay caused a 20% drop in traffic." http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/000722.html

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RT @timoreilly The Roman civ's demise was partially due to "peak wood". http://url.ie/13pk (the jokes, they write themselves)

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I'm not wearing any pants. Film at eleven. http://tinyurl.com/7aykes

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laughing at @sircusa 's obsession with the uncola. You'll get Sierra Mist and LIKE IT!!1!

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"I have a suspicion that I'm not an absolutely typical user"

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Dear All Web Sites: multiple search boxes on the same page is, generally speaking, a fail. http://is.gd/gH7l

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about to give up on ClipX because of its pathological memory usage. Any other recommendations for clipboard stack progs?

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word to the wise: if you're building huge strings, pre-allocating via the StringBuilder(strsize) constructor is a BIG BIG win

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if you're curious, the very first stackoverflow.com design mockup is here http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/7704/firstsomockupig9.png

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can't take it any more, upgrading to 8 GB on my desktop, for the princely sum of $100.

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to users who think they can get away with sockpuppets on so.com while using the same IP addresses, I say this: http://is.gd/6nd3

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Pantera's "Cowboys From Hell" is the Guitar Hero 1 track I miss the most. Easily. http://tinyurl.com/a8zf5x

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I know they've sold a skadillion albums, and they're excellent musicians and all, but I totally just do not get the love for Metallica. Meh.

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the country's new robots.txt file http://tinyurl.com/84ljpb

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Take him to -- DETROIT!! http://is.gd/gFDv no, really. http://is.gd/gFDD

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Timothy Ferriss promised me our childrearing could be offshored to India for $4/hour. Says so right here in the book.

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maybe some children should be left behind. I'm just sayin'.

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I'll be like "no, Alan Kay, you don't understand. This was on *expert*."

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I just 100%-ed the solo in Steve Miller's Space Cowboy on a fake plastic guitar. I dedicate that one to my homeslice Alan Kay.

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that is one sweet ride. eight inch thick steel plate and bottles of blood! http://tinyurl.com/77annz

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well, it is true that we weren't attacked by Martians on Bush's watch. I am thankful for that.

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if there's a new way, I'll be the first in line -- but it better work this time http://is.gd/gyrn

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"It's tricky." you know what else is tricky? rocking a rhyme that's right on time! http://tinyurl.com/225xhr

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emoticons, circa 1862 http://tinyurl.com/8km3sn

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youtube street fighter. think Dragon's Lair. http://tinyurl.com/84yvza

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holy crap, I remember this Night Court char -- didn't realize it was Brent Spiner http://tinyurl.com/6tzeab

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everyone get your twittering in now before Obama breaks it for everyone tomorrow. We shoulda gone McCain to save Twitter.

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oh yes, I'd love to have an "enterprise customer". I'm sure that wouldn't turn into an enterprise-sized pain in the ass or anything.

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Frank Zappa: "nobody gives a f**k if we're good musicians."

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oh my god, @spolsky was right. my local bank's online access is amateur hour terror. Page not found on form submit.. "under construction"

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"on roughly the same system, optimized the same way, a 1979 benchmark from Xerox PARC runs only 50 times faster today." http://is.gd/gw8U

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wow, that's an amazing iPhone camera shot: http://tinyurl.com/96u2l4

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I'm more of an "Authority Song" and "Hurts so Good" man, myself. Needs more darkness.

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rt @waxpancake Michael Arrington: "I don’t claim to be a journalist, and I’m never neutral." http://bit.ly/ekbr

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Monday! Let's make this week the BEST WEEK EVER people. Chop chop. And remember: you has a flavor. http://is.gd/gs6I

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you know you're a badass programmer when you invented the "hello, world" program. http://is.gd/gs5v

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"Just for the hell of it I asked two of the guys I worked with if they could do FizzBuzz. 45 minutes and 80 minutes to work it out."

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ohhh, I so want this Donkey Kong quilt. http://tinyurl.com/76rlml

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crafty 8-bit gaming stuff http://www.spritestitch.com/

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why do I own so many domain names? Oh no, I've become a domain name squatter. I hate myself already.

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Listening to Bombay the Hard Way Vols 1&2 to celebrate seeing Slumdog Millionaire http://is.gd/gqVL

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@bjorntipling yeah, IE6 is a crime against the web. But I'm surprised the depth of antipathy I've developed for IE7, too.

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the more you work with HTML and CSS, the more you learn to dislike IE7. intensely. Here's hoping IE8 reverses that trend.

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oh wow, Chrome has a "prevent this page from creating any additional [JavaScript] dialogs" option that kicks in dynamically. So cool!

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I don't "get" the <dl>, <dt>, and <dd> tags. When is this useful? http://tinyurl.com/5xpdv

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you should also ask the CodePlex team; they were *extremely* down on LINQ for some reason. I like it, but I also like SQL in equal measure.

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I could show you 5 or 6 places where Linq makes the code easier but *destroys* perf. Depends what you need. And knowing how/why.

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@robconery *and* it performs dramatically better, too! SQL is pretty much the ultimate ORM. I like LINQ because it lets us do both.

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it's difficult to pick a favorite Sparks song because they're all SO AWESOME, but I'd have to go with this one: http://is.gd/goQ9

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the moon? beautiful. The sun? even more beautiful. http://tinyurl.com/5y6858

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de-crapifying some of our HTML/CSS. there's a lot of room for improvement, let's just say.

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from the department of bad ideas department: "How can I prevent users from taking screenshots of my application window?" http://is.gd/gnR7