This Thomas Jefferson quote is too long for 140 chars, but too prescient not to tweet! http://t.co/6sN3hAyZ

I hope this post gets people to turn their LCD monitors down from factory brightness level infinity... http://t.co/IPmMJAyl

I've been told to try turntable.fm, but the only way to use it is a Facebook login? So much for that, then.

@Brandyoyo oh yes I have many Sennheiser headphones! http://t.co/2j0JV6sq and http://t.co/hdB2eQQZ

More evil than Ticketmaster, Oracle, and Enron combined: the School Textbook Cartel. http://t.co/z8wTgjmC

Gladwell is apparently not a Jobs fan http://t.co/jrmhFKQG

@codinghorror http://t.co/kAvZhWzb. The best thing ever for iPod shuffle mode.

"The Sinistar itself, the most pissed-off boss monster in the history of gaming." I HUNGER

shredding old documents from 1996. There's my Quake receipt! And Delphi 2! And my Orchid Righteous 3D (first credible 3D card)!

@codinghorror » http://t.co/s4XBPktE « Marco Ceppi on AskUbuntu

@loydcase still any chance of new Radeons shipping this year you think?

8 RAM slots = 64 GB ram on your desktop machine. Nice. http://t.co/95QB0Ekb

(no, it will not replace any audiophile headphones but the Sennheiser PC 360 is very well made and a great all-rounder.)

plug: if you need a headset that's super comfy and has great mic and playback characteristics, I'm loving my PC 360 http://t.co/ZJ1q6HFe

And so it starts. @VerizonWireless demonstrates how it wants the world to work without net neutrality: http://t.co/pjlpJpAJ

Ikea: the only place to quench my insatiable desire for Lingonberries, meatballs, and cheap home furnishings.

cats do not care for earthquakes.

LastPass is adding support for Google Authenticator http://t.co/UjOWoFbf So is Amazon's AWS: http://t.co/WCIGUUpY Very cool.

Andy Rooney's work was more meaningful & important than you might know. I explain why in my remembrance: http://t.co/aWvJvirk

Skyrim *VS* Call Of Duty MW3 http://t.co/4Zh5uI1u

In a competitive market, why is movie theater popcorn expensive? http://t.co/ALNDaCjU

"previously: women laughing alone with salad." http://t.co/s5JXKqm3 (via @austinlouisray)

Hypercritical episode #41 is up: http://t.co/8r2NFxtq The Homer - with special guest @codinghorror

"the best-prepared students find engineering education too narrow and lacking the passion of other fields" http://t.co/rglKE4JW

I give Steve Jobs huge credit for signing off on a non-filtered biography, one he didn't vet at all. It's definitely unflinching.

One thing that's kind of a bummer about the internet -- reading a page from 2004, half the links in it are guaranteed to be busted.

itching for a Battlefield 3 PC fix? Join us on the Stack Exchange BF3 server: http://t.co/36x2NsPN

Two years on Stack Overflow http://t.co/dEfMZnWu

We set up a 64 player Battlefield 3 server as "STACKEXCHANGE GAMING" (Chicago, IL) aka 199.21.113.58:19867 go join it!

I'm trying to calculate the value of people's time that American Express continually wastes in our company. Avoid.

My interview with Stack Overflow is now available (really fun talking with Joel and Jeff): http://t.co/l4O0hGgl

The definitive link on Mouse vs. Controller aiming: http://t.co/EouFyh5v

The number of bullshit false positive American Express card "alerts" I have to deal with is unacceptable. Not recommended.

Trying to find actual experimental data on the "controller vs. mouse/keyboard" aiming debate. All I got so far: http://t.co/IUpSXV4Q

I've seen a lot of Battlefield 3 videos and I am pretty jaded. But this one.. is special. http://t.co/7vqvEezO

I come for the Bob Seger, but I stay for the Silver Bullet Band.

great podcast with @markrussinovich -- did you check out his novel yet? http://t.co/VtR8Zj5m

Khan Academy: Computer Science http://t.co/LGNh0GML

Remember; it could happen if you don't forward that chain letter: http://t.co/obd0rGIV

And today's must-buy book? Serious Eats: A Comprehensive Guide to Making and Eating Delicious Food Wherever You Are: http: ...

bah, what is this "all circuits are busy now" BS. Stupid telephones.

Michael Arrington bears a disturbing resemblance to Emperor Palpatine. THE DARK SIDE http://t.co/zVensBul

"The Necco Wafer dates back to 1847" wow. http://t.co/ZRgzFosj (via @siracusa)

home-made They Live masks: awesome. http://t.co/baTgabXH (via @jwz)

The faces of Anonymous at JFK Airport. http://t.co/ah0PQ4t7

The Gene Shalit / Wario connection http://t.co/eGFfmyUS

off to look at minivans. Or as I like to call it, "mobile command center". SWAGGER WAGON!

I didn't realize you could lose the rat fight in Battlefield 3. Dragon's Lair eat your heart out! http://t.co/itdLGXI2

Crab vs. Human. http://t.co/36fhwlEH

OK we're all adults here, so really, how on earth should I use a squat toilet? http://t.co/3lWXBc0Z

Battlefield graphics, 2005 vs 2011. http://t.co/XiHu2y9s Imagine what 2016 will bring..

Very interesting blog post by @samsaffron (Stack Overflow) about .NET garbage collection and performance optimization: htt ...

Yep, @codinghorror Atwood's Law in full effect: demo of JavaScript H264 decoder at 30fps: http://t.co/EQtGHSvx

If you haven't played the six co-op missions in Battlefield 3 -- try them, they're really good.

@dozba strangely, our 2.5 year old has never vomited. I'm sure it's coming when I least expect it.

very detailed technical dive on Battlefield 3's state of the art 3D engine: http://t.co/DLbRizP7

see you on the Battlefield! http://t.co/1LLeCHWr

Here's how ready for Battlefield 3 I am tonight: I got a new set of teflon feet for my mouse. http://t.co/vTCbG6N9 #seriousbusiness

RIP John McCarthy, father of LISP. http://t.co/YCI3QOco

thank you to everyone who sent congratulations on the twin girls. I have minivan shopping pencilled in for November. Seriously.

another thing they don't tell you when you have children: all the crying there will be. And I'm not referring to the child.

Five Battlefield 3 PC http://t.co/v75rPHGR winners! @hmemcpy @nberardi @factormystic @jasarien @mandlar

ok, contest complete -- please no more replies! please! :)

I have 5 digital copies of Battlefield 3 Limited Edition PC to give away to http://t.co/v75rPHGR users, see previous tweet for rules! GL!

Battlefield 3 releases at midnight! Would you like a free downloadable copy of Battlefield 3 courtesy of Stack Exchange?

Assault by GC, or: how/when to break every rule of .NET programming: http://t.co/WYaElGAf

My feelings on this matter are complex. I made a graph. You know, for the children. http://t.co/Om0XARND

@fef1f0 @jzy as a hyper-productive genius myself, fuck off. :)

"people say, you’re doomed, they’ll pirate everything in Russia. Russia is now ... our largest European market." http://t.co/pOwdFwDS

Fortune Story on The Trouble With Steve Jobs: A-hole, Genius, or Both? http://t.co/vn3lkowi

cognitive dissonance: your wife is watching a football game. In the form of Friday Night Lights.

The best part about playing Arkham City is pretending the Joker's men are Juggalos.

now responding to emails from April 2010.

Yes, "nobody is *really* a saint" was also the subtext of the previous tweet. So you can stop asking :)

I like Steve Jobs. I respect Steve Jobs, and the way he turned Apple around. But he does not meet my personal bar for billionaire sainthood.

The Mystery of Steve Jobs’s Public Giving http://t.co/ObfvO8hi

@Lessien I don't see how that's relevant to Jobs. I suppose if Jobs had contracted Malaria, we'd be closer to a cure. That's "inspiring".

@Lessien another sad Reality Distortion Field victim. Read this section of Wikipedia and think "leadership:": http://t.co/irLOylXd

@Lessien @fraydog nothing about philanthropy is private; that's the whole point of it. Leadership is setting an example for others.

Finally, a 100% managed .NET code HTML renderer. Only 6 years after I originally wanted it... http://t.co/QGfmGJoF

I find The Beatification of Jobs kind of unpleasant and distasteful. But then I guess I'm just not that into religion.

the iPod sales bell curve: http://t.co/TLk1Lx86

human slingshot http://t.co/g5hxzg23

I'm going to have 5 immediately downloadable digital copies of Battlefield 3: Limited Edition for Stack Exchange users; details tomorrow.

"profit in a business is like gas in a car. Your road trip is [not] a tour of gas stations." http://t.co/Pzol3zgD

"Microsoft and Intel were also petitioned to allow greyscale versions of their respective product logos." http://t.co/nVSaWL2m

@haacked @scottadhoc @odetocode I'm so rich from book royalties I just throw coins at poor people. It amuses me.

Wow, it looks like THE Steve McConnell (Code Complete author) is running for our local School Board. :) http://t.co/x229v9nP

the physics of a retina iPad display at 10" are daunting. Wish they'd go 7". http://t.co/BKaGeTbU

I still need 1209 people to help fund the Letters of Note book. It'll be the best book ever made (about letters). htt ...

Wow, got my @ServerFault moderator business cards! They're awesome. Thanks, @StackExchange! http://t.co/2e66SPW1

How "safe" is the Internet for truly controversial material ala Wikileaks? http://t.co/Cmf1IATP

This one goes out to @codinghorror http://t.co/vOg37kLm

. @StackEnglish is sponsoring Grammar Girl this week, and I did an interview on their blog. Check it out: http://t.co/W ...

If there aren't some kickass zombie Gus Fring costume pics on the Internet the day after Halloween I will be deeply disappointed

Meanwhile, in the court of King Apple... http://t.co/ohXKfJR9

@PeterKnobloch one of the few valid reasons left -- and we are losing that in the transition almost completely

So you have a lot of books on your bookshelf. When was the last time you *read* each of those books? Too much like Pokemon for my tastes.

This is why we don't have a "settings" or "preferences" page in Stack Exchange http://t.co/SSwpi06M

Kindle has caused me to seriously resent all the physical space books take up in my life