Happiness is being the only sober person amongst a bunch of drunks. Oh wait, that's not happiness, it's hell. I am in hell.

r @timbray Stack Overflow prevents code crimes. http://t.co/UsaidKEh

Friend accused me of glorifying warfare in Battlefield 3. I think mock warfare *prevents* war; porn prevents sex crime http://t.co/9aQllRRd

Dance Central 2 is almost a completely different game with the 2 player co-op mode; try the demo on Xbox Live Gold.

a preventive note about Rocksmith and potential sound lag: http://t.co/0MkhdZqq

Rocksmith "realtar" has arrived! http://t.co/TfKQr1RJ

Learn about gamification with @codinghorror and @JamesPortnow (from @ExtraCreditz!) on Le Podcast Stack Exchange #23 http:/ ...

Just got my http://t.co/WOMTczRF shirt! VC money will invested. :) //cc @codinghorror

If you watch only one Battlefield 3 trailer, make it this one: http://t.co/3sAU1zwK

Google's most likely changing the + operator to search for Google+ users. It's been in place since 1999: http://t.co/BTb ...

I need someone to create a HTML 5 version of Typing of the Dead, stat.

@antony_scott see http://t.co/QVKAF1ni

Getting real sick of flashing my SandForce 2200 SSD firmware. Baby, why you gotta always hurt me like that? http://t.co/h5ifbR7m

I'm not normally into Star Wars pron, but this Xbox 360 bundle (delayed to 2012) is very cool http://t.co/CmU5MUK3

the replacement G510 keyboard has a totally reliable space bar, so must have been misaligned membrane. If only they had a mechanical...

OutRun augmented reality driving game? I have no idea what's going on here. http://t.co/cY097scs

Going to be on the @StackExchange Podcast in 15 minutes http://t.co/vuP4KOib. You can ask me questions here http:// ...

"vegetarian" is an old indian word for "bad hunter"

"So many people stop at the work they are assigned rather than thinking more broadly about what could be done."

watching a bunch of http://t.co/PkKIkbAT in preparation for our podcast today with James Portnow of Extra Credits

@dozba we use node.js

We're giving you guys a chance to win a copy of #Rocksmithgame in honor of the game launch (Today!). RT to Win!

Don't forget that "In the cloud" is also the place where Lando betrayed Han and Leia.

for comparison, most desktop PCs certainly pull down 60w or more on idle. http://t.co/WvytBxJU

I just realized that based on the Energy Star ratings, the average *large* refrigerator is only using about 60 watts of power. Impressive.

doing a full format on my old 2GB drive. Hope I brought enough food and supplies to last me 'til it's done.

Sometimes you gotta say to hell with rationality and embrace the overkill. http://t.co/bgHKju50

8.1 million users played the Battlefield 3 open beta -- http://t.co/KdJ5cDkA

quantum levitation http://t.co/wvUVrMAN

it's so awesome that iPhone defaults to iMessage (free) rather than texting when it can. Great example of "Apple vs phone industry bullshit"

next week's Rock Band DLC is Coldplay, for all your "almost rock sometimes get really close but still just be all like intro" needs.

messing around with a Logitech G510 keyboard. Decent for membrane keyboard, but has an erraticspacebaromgsoannoying

That's Galactic Dancing http://t.co/wKzmMI4e

@flitzwald http://t.co/0qPld6W3

House Season 8 episode 1 proves that Erkel really should have gone to prison for his crimes against humanity.

the new Aardman movie is a pirate film, AWESOME. Spring 2012. http://t.co/RGrF7yyg

doing a little hard drive upgrading... http://t.co/7UM6A0be

Best cosplayer: Stack Exchange logo. http://t.co/tdScAGYN

Serving at the Pleasure of the King http://t.co/vVYhcXME

am I crazy or didn't http://t.co/LsDOSnyZ *directly* mention Instapaper just a day or so ago?

full Rocksmith track list finally revealed http://t.co/6W2OBfrY

Starting a company will teach you what it's like to be a manic depressive. They, at least, can take medication. http://t.co/kttwBfdf

Click here to continue http://t.co/wbg0AhUe

Does Woz have a job, or does he just hang around Apple stores waiting for a new iPhone to be released?

@dozba sexy au pair?

@dozba congrats!

with 100% artificial furmark+prime95 loads, I can get my watt meter to 620w with dual GPUs. Artificial (~400w in a real game), but scary!

whatever happened to .. the original Guitar Hero II tracklist? http://t.co/DbHLGzRX

@dozba no, make it stop

we finally hooked up our refrigerator ice maker after 5 years. Now I get a little teary eyed every time I hear new ice cubes being born.

THE YEAR WAS 2081, and everybody was finally equal. http://t.co/t0whXBS0

gay people are usually quite witty, clever, and subtle. Somehow that all goes out the window when naming bars. What up with that?

ok, look San Francisco. I'm comfortable with gay bars, but.. "kok bar"? Seriously? Subtlety is not your thing?

@mono68 well, I'll be -- you're right!

I got 99 problems, and 98 of them are overuse of that damn Jay-Z song.

@longzheng looks like something @codinghorror would endorse -- http://t.co/CyCfH8Wq

those bottom of the barrel $99 Android tablets? More useful than you think. http://t.co/sWznZ3Bz

r @donpark I basically demanded that identity move into the browser executable in this post: http://t.co/1n6KL9c2

@kr4ster that reminds me, I need to print out those codes!

to be honest, two-factor gmail auth is a huge pain in the ass, but I put up with it because of stuff like this: http://t.co/NZjdmFjd

played Freebird on pro drums for the 1st time; an odd experience after being brutalized by its epic guitar solo for years in Guitar Hero II.

ooo, WebGL version of google maps is available: http://t.co/y0LPmDs4

fascinating attempt to crowdsource next-gen racing sims http://t.co/Udwd5AmH

iOS 5 is a great update. Like a whole new phone! Almost!

DMR, 1941—2011: http://t.co/GQ0lypIn

Present Self: How did I do any work without a ubiquitous net connection? Past Self: How will I do any work with a ubiquitous ...

to access the camera button from the iOS 5 home screen, double click the home button. Ah, the evergreen joys of the single button mouse.

RT for a chance to win a Samsung Galaxy SII; visit http://t.co/qtMNn74K to triple your chances! see http://t.co/5XoS8Bz9 #GalaxySII

wait, Dance Central 2 also comes out on October 25th, with Battlefield 3? Best day ever! Dancing, killing.. kill-dancing..

ok, so now iPhone has my contacts but no apps or photos. I am not smart enough to understand how to use iTunes.

iTunes is by far the worst Microsoft product I have ever used.

"updating to iOS 5.0 will delete all the apps and media on your phone".. lolwut? meh, screw it, delete it all

oh god iTunes no

"It's the damn users. They've ruined every program I've ever created." http://t.co/DJSbKtY8

Why is Google putting time and effort into changing JavaScript when the DOM is what needs fixing?

writing is easy, just sit down and open a vein. Bleeding out is for professionals only.

nice video of Rocksmith note tracker playing Sunshine of Your Love http://t.co/n0m7PoVC

"the big story with the iPhone 4S isn’t so much about the hardware as it is the software" exactly what I wanted to hear. Software FTW

Orcs Must Die! is serious fun, FPS meets tower defense. Recommended. http://t.co/L7VJ0hvc

Battlefield 3 PC limited edition for $42 from Amazon. October 25th! http://t.co/rrk83NzE

r @aarlo the best definition of Yak Shaving is on Stack Exchange, of course: http://t.co/5tEPjmIX

great Breaking Bad interview with series creator. CONTAINS SPOILERS. http://t.co/NY0OY6B6

The Bad Lip Reader Speaks http://t.co/UzL7GzLR

If you work at Blizzard for 5 years, you get a sword. 10 years, you get a shield. 15 years, you get a ring. http://t.co/6iG9JdCr

we make fun of BitCoin for reinventing the world of finance, poorly. But really, how much more screwed up could it be than what we have now?

related to previous tweet http://t.co/sJBLY8ni

ok, this "Sexy Halloween" thing is seriously out of control. It's like browsing an Onion article. http://t.co/TK5pa9Ho

I am having my Rumspringa for the next 4 weeks. Please pardon the dust.

new email notification options for Stack Overflow and Stack Exchange -- http://t.co/w3kuB5uJ

oh my, Battlefield 3 PC beta opens up for last 2 days to Caspian Border map! Now *there* is the real deal...

the mini band! (via @rockband) http://t.co/DAVwlq15

Find PC game anti-aliasing settings confusing? We've got your back: http://t.co/JRdtdWll

Pic cause it did happen: #stackoverflow beer stein is nearly the size of my head. http://img.ly/99wd

If you have at least 1k rep on http://t.co/hIESWv10 you can get a free game for Q&A! http://t.co/W7NZlTsM

I thought ThingGeek had the coolest geek swag until I found http://t.co/4iYdXsYu

Stat Overflow: http://t.co/A8Mxudku

Imagine the cathartic outpouring of geek grief when Ballmer passes. Developers.. developers.... devel.. opers..

“Sometimes I can be an asshole,” he said to me many times, and it was true, but I miss him already. http://t.co/5tKOFfJo

Q&A protip. Nobody should be more committed to finding the answer to your question than YOU.

Stack Exchange Q&A site proposal: Poker http://t.co/yN7J2TjE