I didn't want to believe it, but after two visits, confirmed: our local Honda of El Cerrito is pretty scuzzy. Not recommended.

Last chance to vote in the #stackoverflow election: http://t.co/bY7lx9eu

I can see why Steve Jobs was so pissed about Android vs iOS. It is *exactly* Mac vs PC circa 1993. It's a little creepy frankly.

example of jankiness: slow scrolling because Android, in its infinite wisdom, decided hardware accelerated UI didn't matter too much

I agree with @OmarShahine ; the Kindle Fire is a great and useful $199 device, but Android is.. kinda janky, honestly.

At 4pm EST, SQL guru @BrentO will be on the Stack Exchange podcast talking about making huge SQL-based sites fast. http://t ...

@mfernest still kinda hated it, to be honest. Doesn't work for me.

new sim racing wheel is extra buttony, will make @nathanbowers cry http://t.co/8nSC2gz4

"daily revenue up 700 percent since going free to play" etc

Haitz's Law, aka "why you will be regularly blinded by flashlights for the rest of your natural life". http://t.co/eS5TeWZh

It is hard to watch romance now. I want to run up to young couples and shout "Stop! I've been where you are! This can only end in children!"

wait, so Kindle Fire is still on the version of Android that has no hardware accelerated GUI? Well, I guess future OS upgrades will..

“I’d gladly put my balls on the chopping block for the benefit of mankind.” http://t.co/4rORgMhY (via @NathanBowers)

letting the waves of future minivan ownership energy roll over me; going with the flow http://t.co/Q4O0zrXV

@codinghorror I took this photo on the Singapore subway in 1999. Cracked me up. http://t.co/70wfm83Q

there were Durian chips at the Vietnamese Banh Mi place, but I was not brave enough to buy them http://t.co/Z5oWS546

Reading @anildash's summary of the various ways Facebook is at war with the Web - http://t.co/bZafkLIm #TheNewAOL

I hate that "good SEO" has become shorthand for using a decent title for a web page. Strunk & White should suplex some people.

The new jquip Library builder service is now open for business:
http://t.co/GrgDjAb5 - Customize your jQuery engines!

Arnold Schwarzenegger stars in "how not to do DVD movie commentary tracks" http://t.co/XLHHdvma

RT @RockBand: It was 4 years ago today that the first Rock Band was released! Thanks so much for letting us share the stag ...

My first post on the Stack Exchange Blog: "Review early, review often" http://t.co/EaWgqBcI

recommended hand exercises -- good if you tend to get hand pains / carpal tunnel. http://t.co/LyrXOjH0

I guess we'll give Monsters, Inc. another shot, but I swear I cannot tell you thing one about that movie after seeing it years ago

Pixar is great, but I often forget that A Bugs Life and Monsters Inc exist. Not so memorable.

from @splattne but this is IMHO kind of a ripoff of Ze Frank's "Young Me, Now Me" http://t.co/2iBfpIY7

apparently Dr. Mario is needed to help us fight drug-resistant superbugs. (WTF?) http://t.co/RakU4g8b

Stack Overflow is the only site I know of that elects its own moderators. Vote today at http://t.co/mI9sAq9h

Owls need lovin' too http://t.co/E2gsMJFc

Hey @codinghorror - looks like xkcd gets #stackexchange /re http://t.co/JIc7bqoN

@howtogeek yeah that's on TypePad hosting, not me.. my server did.

Stack Exchange alternatives to cloud-knowers, DBAs, other tech redshirts: just hire awesome devs http://t.co/6B3uSzwg h ...

"N things you didn't know about X" lists hardly contain anything useful, but http://t.co/gJkNpeVW is a big exception (via @ ...

Neutrino experiment affirms faster-than-light claim http://t.co/1jNbGbD6

one nice lesson of having children is that you learn to love "stuff" less, because your children destroy it anyway http://t.co/8Xr5hfBN

Kindle Touch: the best Kindle so far, but as predicted, the mixture of interactive touch and high latency eInk is not a comfortable one

Atwood's Law strikes again: http://t.co/lNfkKbVV /cc @codinghorror

@Arcond http://t.co/eU5PKTGl (available by clicking the little [?] next to the editor..)

Why I love Google's new Verbatim mode in one image: http://t.co/xU90vHYa When looking for obscure topics, results are of ...

hey, a tablet that runs Flash! And then you see the battery life and performance drain and realize Jobs was right: it sucks.

Kindle Fire is an amazing little device for $199. Need more time with it, but so far, big big thumbs up.

thinking @betsyphd and I should get remarried so we can play "100 ways to love a cat" at our wedding vow renewal. ONE HUNDRED LOVING WAAAYS

Absolutely thrilled for the @ThinkUpApp community today - if you're a dev, you should join us! Watch & fork on @Github: ht ...

one hundred loving waaaaaaaaaaaays

desperately seeking new ways to torture your coworkers? LOOK NO FURTHER MY FRIENDS: http://t.co/caZDc3me

wow, the rare totally random PR email I actually care about: The Dead Milkmen have a new album (?!) http://t.co/stAn0wwX

PIPA and SOPA undermine more than the integrity of the Net. They undermine the values of the net. http://t.co/WS6LxUFt

Hey barista, when a pregnant lady orders a coffee, that doesn't necessarily mean decaf. If you give me decaf, I will cut you.

If you live in Texas, Michigan, Vermont, or Iowa -- help us mobilize to defeat harmful Internet legislation! http://t.co/QaxP99Xs

How StackOverflow scales with SQL Server by @BrentO: http://t.co/fzwMPLKv . "Everybody's the DBA"

I am proud to be an angry cloud in this particular infographic: http://t.co/BTUS6CCE

NO YOU GUYS BROKE IT WITH ALL YOUR CLICKING!

Apparently Hackintoshes are getting easier to build? http://t.co/sNGNoYHC

"solving a problem and then refining the solution until the problem changes" http://t.co/UHFLvlxj

@davidsavagejr ordered by your rep if you have +200 on the site, otherwise random.

some musical commentary on this week's Stevie Wonder DLC from Harmonix: http://t.co/IY3VcWUc

@ccarrera_1 er, no, it's not. http://t.co/3n5p2pIg

Today's guest on the Stack Exchange podcast: internet pioneer @davewiner. At 4pm ET, http://t.co/w6NGnVD8

I gotta say, Saints Row 3 does not disappoint. http://t.co/ePWQs9h4

"iOS, Android Game Sales Surpass DS, PSP Combined" http://t.co/vYWIEkpA

Herding Code 126: Jeff Atwood on the overlap of Video Games and Learning: On this episode of Herdin... http://t.co/6cVx ...

Kindle Touch: $99. Official Kindle Touch cover with light: $59. Yeah.

I really enjoyed Steve Jobs' bio. Listening to Official Apple Historian @siracusa on the topic at http://t.co/HBqSAnCE

@noahkrueger you sell furniture from a public place? That might be tough.

the $1,400 video card via @loydcase (no, this is not a good idea, obviously, but it exists) http://t.co/6ZkPzCju

I price things I put on Craigslist by the "how many crazy people do I want to show up at my house?" pricing metric.

I took a screenshot of my activity stream so @anildash could favorite it. http://t.co/2NtUb85Q

Seriously? This isn't from The Onion? http://t.co/LcpMxDlO

oh, cutscene-as-gameplay, how I haven't missed you. Pretty sure I just lost 20 IQ points.

giving MW3 a try. Bracing myself for a whole lot of ridiculous Michael Bay on Crack single player absurdity..

I bet you one zillion dollars the success of the Kindle Fire forces Apple to finally make the smaller iPad they should have always made.

"to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth." Defense attorneys, prosecutors, and judges do not take this oath.

Ok so Newark to Singapore, 18.5 hours in a single flight. Brutal. http://t.co/AQfd22mF

What's the longest possible commercial airline flight without landing, in hours? Where to where?

The word "pivot" needs to be buried in the same unmarked grave as "webinar"

you should all know that @rockhardawesome is totally going to invent teleportation and solve this problem.

yay, another 11 hour airplane trip. Travel: I just don't get it.

@loydcase you bastard!

#oredev Jeff Atwood's keynote just digitized! http://t.co/Mj7QhLL0

@loydcase what are these magical numbers of which you speak.. hmm?

#oredev 2011 is over. Long live Oredev! :)

It's Friday and Robert Smith is in love again.

Tomorrow is 11/11/11, not 11/11/11. Bloody Americans.

in previous tweet I was referring to talks about Agile and XP and Scrum and so forth when I said "process" at #oredev

@codinghorror See? If you had a process in place for procuring more bubble gum, that wouldn't be a problem.

all this process stuff at #oredev is boring. At Stack Exchange, we have one process: kicking ass and chewing gum. And we're all out of gum.

Where did the notion of "one return only" come from? http://t.co/EwVGK8cT

How big is "too big" for an airline seat? At what point should you buy two tickets? http://t.co/gehrkuQq

We should allow signatures on Stack Exchange. Here's why. http://t.co/gmdvXXLi

So @jonskeet was literally answering a SO question while queuing for lunch causing @haacked to hold his plate http://t.co/w ...

Brilliant job by the #StackOverflow team with http://t.co/QWzS25x7 @jzy @spolsky @codinghorror

Other countries are cool, and all, but 14 hours of travel is rough. Here in Malmö, Sweden for http://t.co/KVSvMt6s

Bill Gates offers support for a tax on financial transactions. Nice! http://t.co/RQWoSSv0

I'm pretty sure the customer is not always right.

you will be pleased to know I worked a "How to Pick Up Trashy Women" book image into my latest presentation. #winning

Every time I see Michele Bachmann's eyes I think, "Look at me, Damien! It's all for you!"

You've got to admit it's pretty amazing that Magic Johnson is alive & well. HIV was pretty much a death sentence in 1991.

I like the updated GMail UI, but I have this problem with it: http://t.co/O3SSTD69

a collaboratively edited question and answer site for LEGO® and building block enthusiasts http://t.co/vXfPGr1R

@danwood @codinghorror Sadly, not a real quote http://t.co/62fd4NMC