“to manage one million animals gives me a headache” Uhhhh…. http://t.co/uwGt7ELv (must-read I think)

Twitter "verified" my profile by making me click through 4 A/B "which tweet is better?" questions. Now "verified". http://t.co/DPTq9Zw6

@jameswiseman76 @spolsky @marcgravell @Nick_Craver repro'ed but odd. Google used to collapse under the same domain a bit, not here clearly.

One Weird Old Trick for making your blog popular: http://t.co/YSxTpfs1

Kinda depressed about Fitocracy. Thought it was a new form of government with Fight Club rules.

I am amused to discover that "Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan" is an anagram of "My Ultimate Ayn Rand Porn".

I am liking http://t.co/5pr7UUh0 -- it's like a more thoughtfully designed, and way less douchey, Quora.

On the self-inflicted death of prog-rock "Yes had gotten too damn silly." http://t.co/oKcYiClv

dear Craigslist caller: asking me if I have "change for a hundred dollar bill" for the super-amazing-cheap deal you're getting is not cool

“It’s an electronic hickey.” http://t.co/Zs0aRqcZ

"The conventional approach, enforced to a greater or lesser extent, is that you shall use a standard subroutine." http://t.co/5ufgobhv

If it's a core business function, write that code yourself, no matter what: http://t.co/FH9FwS8S

buying copies of Get Lamp and BBS documentaries to support Schuyler Towne's recovery http://t.co/2E8gbhco

The first binary search was published in 1946. The first bug-free one in 1962. In 2006 a bug was discovered in Java’s Arra ...

We're hiring: Data Scientist at Stack Exchange http://t.co/gmC2NQbJ via @StackCareers

The Top 10 Rock Songs Black People Love, A Post Written By A Black Person http://t.co/b7HW2LwH

Instagram, a free app, worth a billion dollars while Hipstamatic has to fire all but five employees to survive? - http ...

Death to the "cup of coffee vs 99 cent app" analogy! http://t.co/Vi2Rfysm

I warned you man.

Oh God. Don't click this. Don't do it. http://t.co/ujqpMJMw

Priceless "If I were heavily involved with Node.js, I’d be making contingency plans." http://t.co/sPORJR7F

"13 ways of looking at Medium," a really, really good piece by @jbenton http://t.co/QkrVS2AY

Pitfalls in random number generation http://t.co/arFb5tXn

Font support in iOS is great and getting better with each release: http://t.co/DF2o1Ncz

ironically I got a pseudo-error when submitting the last tweet. Twitter, the least competent webscale engineering team ever. <3

does http://t.co/jqo6IbeA list "no more Twitter fail whales" as a reason to switch? Lately it's been very bad.

I used to think Brokencyde was the worst thing to happen to pop music in the last century, then I heard Skrillex

" What would you do if you hit the lottery? How can you do some of that right now?"

H.265 in Jan 2013: "Reduce video bitrate by half with comparable image quality" http://t.co/jIlyaS9z

"I have no moral from this story." https://t.co/VsCKFTI2

"I'm pretty sure Crocodile Dundee would be happy to acknowledge that this is, in fact, a knife." http://t.co/mAgL0rXt

@velotester create your own teams, then. Works for me.,

"The team you want to join is the one that’s hard to get into." http://t.co/h1180v1r

if anyone ever wants to email me, you might find that information on my blog via the "About Me" link. Just throwing that out there. =8-D

"They thought that was funny." http://t.co/nSW2Dri9

I will shut up about this now, but the more I use the Nexus 7 the more I like it. It could go from good to great with Android 5.0.

Hillary Clinton on being asked about her clothes: http://t.co/BXfoaK0H

let's help @oatmeal and the state of NY build a god***n science museum! http://t.co/aK9LWlNQ

@codinghorror interesting - I just assumed when I get an email with 2 trailing spaces the author is over 40

per @miller2300 The Pragmatic Programmer is only $2.99 on Kindle right now! Go buy it! http://t.co/oSCQbhGb

Friend with busted iPhone home button must pay $50 to have it fixed. Another victim of the One Button Mystique. http://t.co/GHea8z6c

@jotato I don't know, are you?

@jotato you are working on a Ruby-to-PHP translator too? WE WILL CRUSH YOU!

remember this? http://t.co/RmZvrAuY It's now a live ad on Stack Overflow! http://t.co/MmneuSud

@codinghorror I'm just amazed Steve Jobs' house would have any removable parts.

even worse, he was carrying an Android phone. http://t.co/mRtMjM9Z

Why you should never, ever use two spaces after a period. http://t.co/3tb3q86s

Why @billgates gives a @#$% about toilets http://t.co/hOIah2A2

The $230,000 watch is a really, really nice watch. http://t.co/6xlbijbg

Look, I think http://t.co/jqo6IbeA is crazy. But give @daltonc credit: he is building stuff, and he reached his funding goal. Good on him.

How cool would it be if @margaretatwood was my mother? Sadly, no.

Baby Got Back supercut? Is that the correct term @waxpancake ? http://t.co/INQnh5nv

"If you are insured by Progressive, they will defend your killer in court in order to not pay you your policy." http://t.co ...

Sweet Delaware, the Promised Land of Incorporation

"top performers overwhelmingly worked for companies that [provided] privacy, space ... and freedom from interruption" http://t.co/bZQuI2iC

When @betsyphd says to me, "I don't get @horse_ebooks", I'm thinking to myself this is maybe divorce material

only two screens? pff. amateur. http://t.co/ECBvQjXn

The Twitter engineer who decided animated GIF avatars were OK and allowed: we must go back in time and kill this person.

Win8 is noticeably faster than Win7 in every way: install, booting, sleep/resume, file operations, you name it.

Windows 8'ed all 5 PCs in the house. Best and fastest Windows upgrade experience I've ever had.

Some community feedback is useful. Others, not so much. http://t.co/RmZvrAuY

@codinghorror Paul Graham has those: http://t.co/A3f4LjjV

Clearly, we need a RAQ. Rarely Asked Questions.

If you are hiring for a job that requires the top 1% of intelligence, it is no surprise that you are going to have mor ...

Say what you will about Skype but its audio quality is off-the-charts amazing compared to the average cell phone voice call. So bad.

The more I use the Nexus 7 the more I believe it is finally the first truly credible alternative to the iPad. Amazing it took this long.

The complete 25 song setlist for #RockBandBlitz has been revealed! Releasing 8/28 for $14.99, so mark your calendars! htt ...

Sculley should've stuck with selling sugar water.

This is a brilliant idea: http://t.co/GiA17AQW

Output a number in PrettyFont http://t.co/ilv9dWR9 #codegolf

oh snap! Google will downgrade sites in SERPs with lots of copyright removal requests. http://t.co/EfkHPbNL

http://t.co/450HKwoQ to the rescue. http://t.co/oDyimQSA and http://t.co/MP2K9VAT - torrent that thing! Spread the music!

They had a kickstarter in 2010. Asked for $11k, got $68k. Bravo. http://t.co/J6HCXghM - But where to release the final la ...

the most amazing thing about that Carly Rae Jepsen video: people still *use* Chatroulette?! http://t.co/pCNMR8To

"here I was in a never-ending debate over whether a string ... should be Title Case, Capitols, or Sentence Case." http://t.co/Q1Lvnnoq

The Incident is now two years old, and for a short time, totally free! Get it: http://t.co/ua8u9uRi

First time seeing this in a bookstore. http://t.co/pSJg25i6

@codinghorror I got the Hacking Construction Set running on my Apple IIc, works perfectly! http://t.co/uTNrfUfT

An amazingly great retro computing blog: http://t.co/Q0yvPHZA

A Yegge is approximately 4000 words, or 25 kilobytes. http://t.co/1c9v0kJv

NASA's Curiosity camera project manager explains why they used 2MP cameras http://t.co/BXAs2krN

Information Cube 2.0, now with TWIST ENDING!!1!@!one http://t.co/Bjtgzbii

Somebody is trying to tell me something. I woke up with a Unicorn head on my desk this morning. http://t.co/8wKlgybO

I Was a Teenage Hacker http://t.co/04n3o9OI

when I say "twins" what you should hear is "two f**king babies at the same time"

Listening to these songs to objectively decide which is worse. http://t.co/IBebE5pV http://t.co/j3BfjQMY

I never understood the "leadership" ethos of just throwing a bunch of smart engineers in a room. Perhaps if you consider Google Wave success

I haven't seen this much Twitter Fail Whale since like 2007. THANKS OBAMA.

I need a chocolate PEZ speed-loader for @rockhardawesome http://t.co/X9UQcnYu

@johnsheehan well, actually, it's just smart hackers pointing out assumptions you may have missed. Probably because you're a dumbass.

This disclaimer should come on all listicles (articles that are nothing but numbered/bulleted lists): http://t.co/P4S8e0it

If you haven't yet read The Pragmatic Programmer, you should. Here's why: http://t.co/AopUJLUl

To those of you replying that iOS is a gatekeeper, it is a teeny-tiny gate. Compare with $40k *per update* on Xbox: http://t.co/fMNNUNkC

The world has already changed irreversibly since Indie Game was filmed: kickstarter for funding, iOS/Android remove bs console gatekeepers

Enjoying Indie Game the movie, but I really dislike platform games. How about indie-ing beyond ancient Mario tropes please?

Remember when things were awesome? LIKE RIGHT NOW?

You cannot retweet yourself. Filing this as a bug in twitter, because https://t.co/Y94zOpEc

Never use black http://t.co/duNT0aD9 Quite the eye opener or me personally. /via @ninh

. @jzy on designing for Stack Exchange: http://t.co/hG1icZ1y

The first app that's Stringer Bell approved. http://t.co/SDSLGel9