Isn't it clear by now how to romance a lady? Candelight dinners, walks on the beach at dusk, and anonymously e-mailed pictures of your junk.

Even at moderately high DPI, Apple's font rendering strategy wins big time. The pixel grid is dying. http://t.co/dVYXZSIA

@timoreilly relatedly, F Yeah Internet Fridge, cataloging 2 decades of interface nobody wants: http://t.co/XPLc2yPa

New Zealand's 4th most popular comedy/folk duo reunites for a good cause http://t.co/Lri7ZzFB

I am not supposed to tweet about this trial, but it concerns money and death. Like everything else.

My follow up to what killed the Linux Desktop: http://t.co/7eH4MkS6

Rock Band Blitz is out today! $15 for 25 great songs, exportable to Rock Band, plays with regular gamepad. http://t.co/HASMTWy0

There are things about me you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand.. Things you... shouldn't understand. http://t.co/IKK7K4OR

"Chips", the adorable little bob-kitten rescued from California fire: http://t.co/eBKRGuKP awwwwww.....

agree @kipmcc that's one reason (among many) why I "fired myself" from Stack Exchange. http://t.co/RogY17XS

Twitter developer protip: don't "who to follow" someone to me who hasn't tweeted since 2009, aka @gladwell

I have come to terms with the fact that I have serial killer handwriting. http://t.co/k5Az1uEA

Guess who Time's Man of the Year was in 1938? G'wan, guess. http://t.co/FduSa329

Can we all agree now that the idea of running Java "in the browser" was a horrific and terrible mistake? http://t.co/Webk1c7i

I still miss Camo Cat. http://t.co/6xC6TobT

of course, unlike Twitter, Apple is pretty good at the "execution" part of the story.

have we learned nothing from Apple? "F**k developers" is not just a valid strategy, it's the only sensible strategy.

I do not care about "Twitter as a service". I do not care about having 12 meaninglessly different Twitter clients to choose from.

I was hoping the new, unwelcome frequency of Twitter Fail Whale would go away when Olympics over. Not so. http://t.co/8LLgO9sR

FOOD TRUCK 101 - I love this deck on the Economics of Food Trucks (15 Slides): http://t.co/k19CZVLL

The coveted Die Feeble bracelet arrived courtesy of @gknauss ! http://t.co/HInm8BxS

Age is wasted on the old.

In the future, all debts will be convertible to Team Fortress 2 Hats. http://t.co/jufnU6A7

@codinghorror Serious Ive is Serious. http://t.co/E1iDqUXC

Let's play "find the person who isn't smiling" game. https://t.co/HfqRxUq1

strangely not tracked: time spent reading glitzy infographic porn http://t.co/uCRyMfil

Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. They're both wrong: we'll be entertained to death.

"But there was still hope, because there had to be. That was the very point of it all."

At jury duty, people are reading newspapers printed on actual *paper*. I cannot work under such intolerable conditions!

So Stack Overflow user http://t.co/O0Ivlpef reached 10k reputation yesterday, and look what his girlfriend made him: http:// ...

The Secret of Kells has beautiful, strikingly original art. The director leaves YouTube comments, too! http://t.co/ndzhbNYx

The best of Jesus is a Jerk http://t.co/HsQwvMtN

Now every weekend I get to do dumb stuff like this instead of using my computer all day. Stupid KIDS! http://t.co/vwCTBIwu

I think this http://t.co/w9aJ7iMD thing could really take off. Great documentation!

Nice set of Windows 8 tips from Scott Hanselman http://t.co/v5gHCxsy

It is required by law that all Bay Area babies own a Sophie giraffe. June will demonstrate. http://t.co/iqIZ9yVJ

The last record, cassette, roll of film, videotape, CD, DVD, Blu-Ray you ever bought.

just drove by "Funny Farms Hydroponics" on highway 101. Subtle.

shaved my neck this morning and now I'm bad at unix

YouTube inserting craptastic movie "search hits" into my search results is not making them better. Quite the opposite. http://t.co/o9SLrnjY

wow samsung has to pay almost as much as if they'd pirated seventeen songs

@KateyCHAOS that... actually sounds awesome. A+++ WOULD READ TWEET AGAIN

Why must I feel like that? / Why must I shave the yak? / Nothin' but the programmer in me http://t.co/5tEKLMI3

That is some amazing hipster porn you've come up with, Evernote http://t.co/LEZe0mcf

"Facebook is the Microsoft of social media; used by everyone but truly loved by few." http://t.co/F7SU2pNP

This 1983 Steve Jobs speech is making the rounds again. It's very worthwhile if you haven't heard it: http://t.co/e0RN4bfQ

Someone just posted a link to an XKCD cartoon I had not seen before. I think that may be a first.

thirst: mutilated. http://t.co/iqY9MnoQ

My vote goes to President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. http://t.co/QsDnHeVo

"You have nothing to lose, and only a giant Humpty Hump head to gain." http://t.co/levwGilM

"The six that were approved are caffeine, ephedrine, energy drinks, modafinil, creatine, and blood-loading." Filing that for reference.

What is blood doping, and why does it work to increase athletic performance? http://t.co/iM30AtIS

My postponed jury duty starts this coming Monday. Hoping it won't be the Pauly Shore kind. http://t.co/aFdJvzSR

"I'm tired of clicking all these links that end up on pages that suck. How do we fix that?" http://t.co/SzlS5AjK

I've still got a few DIEFEEBLE bracelets around here somewhere. http://t.co/Iz7ETKBH

MY FACE!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FACE!!!!!!

also if you look closely you can spot a Tie Fighter (aka "The Project") in one photo I just tweeted. :)

The only downside is the audio on this inexpensive wifi cam is *extremely* poor. But serviceable for kid-monitor duties..

There are lots of viewer apps for these awesome little $73 wifi cams, too. http://t.co/Yvz17Ohz http://t.co/dEstJqO9

these wee $73 wifi cams are amazing: color, infrared, audio, live pan control in my web browser! http://t.co/Yvz17Ohz http://t.co/ztZZFPEl

Gangnam Style, explained http://t.co/6te5vhJG

"Even though you have trouble reading, I think you read good. I hope that some day you will become a professional football player."

"He lost the testicle but he did make All State." super late to this party, but the book Friday Night Lights is brutally honest documentary

This is great. Being able to type quickly is such an important skill for developers: Typing Practice for Programmers http:/ ...

“Vertically and horizontally centering a <div> with CSS is the hardest problem in computer science.”

#stackoverflow exception handler up up on nuget: https://t.co/NJWS3oPY let me know if you have issues

@brentnash try http://t.co/hnpqVDDp it also has Google shortcut

man this iPhone 4 is aging worse than Joan Rivers by now. C'mon already iPhone 5!

"It is very difficult to change the world while working for ACME MegaCorp." http://t.co/L5Qqlf7t

Twitter has over 900 employees, yet they can't fix that when I clear a notification my phone I also have to clear it on ...

Why Michael Scott had to be slightly different to David Brent
http://t.co/5JmK8iPm

Best Buy's new logo: http://t.co/IO1MvDcI

Stack Exchange Machine Learning Contest, almost $20k in prizes! http://t.co/lAwSVR9s

Did you know the former lead guitarist for Anthrax is recognized as one of the world's best watchmakers? I sure didn't! http ...

awareness level: raised. http://t.co/TA4ZACJf

I was just telling @rihanna how awesome it is that we both have Verified Profiles on Twitter. Because I follow her.

@codinghorror You're really engaging! AAA+ tweet, would read again!

I'm backstage at the Grammys. See? It's @taylorswift13: http://t.co/bN2DQMHn

Here is the actual Twitter "verification" process I went through. Exactly as you see here. http://t.co/dR6hY4fk

These "you're a special verified twitter person" emails are frigging ridiculous. Take note common people! http://t.co/6aj9CWyC

babies are hilarious.. LY ANNOYING

finally kicked out of my home by @theladybabies ; moved office to room in back of house. They needed some footage! http://t.co/rakG0YqP

"In a few years, that personal library will be as rare as a house with stables for horses." http://t.co/g3G72y5P

Man, talking about stuff is so much easier. Doing stuff is, like, hard work!

@codinghorror re-add it as an Active Exchange account using http://t.co/OTSEBeys as domain. AE supports searching and push i ...

I love these digital Lord of the Flies stories. Makes me proud to be a human. http://t.co/ouCSLb98

There's never anything good on the Internet.

The complete inability to do any kind of useful gmail searching in iOS mail is a travesty. I have to use Mobile Safari to search.

"under this embarrassing mess lies the ruins of the beautiful cathedral of Unix" http://t.co/VsB7ojCf

Why passwords have never been weaker—and crackers have never been stronger http://t.co/l1nXTkvH

"Pick up the pace, picante," I said to my dawdling kid. "New York CITY?" murmured a random passerby. Awesome.

"When are women going to face the fact that they don’t know their own bodies as well as men who have heard things?" http:/ ...

Super-creepy Chinese beach face masks to prevent a "poor people" tan: http://t.co/8NQSCV8y

Do rape victims have biological defenses that prevent pregnancy? http://t.co/Ku1Cq9ZK

That's what I love about wireless: the bandwidth is so darn reliable! http://t.co/7fwXgYLU

Is it coincidental that OS X 10.8 Mountain Lion is basically a "cougar?" It's an aging OS that gets regular facelifts.

It's hard out here for a Facebook pimp: http://t.co/tvkHpQdu

0th world problems http://t.co/en0nXWF4 by @fogus

The Truth of Truthiness http://t.co/ILVGzMzY

on Friday @betsyphd and I organized the garage while listening to The Very Best of Christopher Cross. I like to call it "Peak Caucasian."