A creepy good (8min) movie about creepy futuristic augmented reality: http://t.co/m2yDDv7b Gamifying EVERYTHING.

I hope the iPhone 5 comes in Zune brown. How awesome would that be?

@eableson that is insufficiently enterprisey.

@secboffin @jkg well, actually, the correct link is http://t.co/qhXV1ye6

speed isn't everything of course, but when you struggle to build pages that serve in under 50-80ms.. not good.

as a person who has recently switched from .net to interpreted languages for building websites, interpreted is .. quite a lot slower. 5-10x.

WAIT WHAT

feedback was to wait on upgrading my iPhone 4, so I waited -- and today's the day, going to Apple store for a shiny new iPhone 4S! Hooray!

Answering questions on Stack Overflow is a lesson in humility: http://t.co/39LEETWx - my experience as well, and a great way ...

more like Can'tadians amirite

“breastaurants” lol http://t.co/mqLYlAVY

steganography, yo http://t.co/QIO4O0hO

nerd herd http://t.co/ikOFH5OM

Miss Mao Trying to Poise Herself at the Top of Lenin’s Head http://t.co/B1D9da8M

I've decided that Intel's "turbo" scheme for Xeon processors is a cruel joke because servers never *have* single-threaded 1/2 core loads.

I wonder why wine pairings are limited to just food. Give me a nice dry red for configuring LDAP, for example

@codinghorror That is unfair. It takes some real imagination to come up with a pants thermometer. http://t.co/EFWeSvl6

note that medical conditions preventing one from eating ice cream do not, and should not, count.

Is there anyone who non-ironically does not like ice cream? I do not believe such a person can exist.

@Myrmidon16 probably a safe assumption, though some games work OK with it, if they are designed with that in mind. SMB is.. not. :)

Skeumorphism, aka "mindlessly replicating the physical world in the electronic one due to utter lack of imagination" http://t.co/oULZ2mBq

The good news is that you can play video games in hell. The bad news is that it's Super Meat Boy controlled only through Kinect.

there are as many sides to a story as there are people in the story http://t.co/lM1murwG

Songs where the backup vocalist is more famous than the singer: You're So Vain, Somebody's Watching Me... others?

I'm creating a list of funny quotes from the court proceedings of the Java API lawsuit: Pearls of Oracle v. Google http://t. ...

the official comics archetype times table http://t.co/Oqx0Ytk9

He should have just titled this one "you gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em" http://t.co/cPYGfijR

Total Annihilation fan? You want some of this: http://t.co/iznqOjZV

"Overcoming adversity is what produces character. And character, more than IQ, leads to real and lasting success." http://t.co/G46lyD3r

.@codinghorror law - if it can be written in javascript it will! OCR & Neural nets in javascript to decode captc ...

Three words: Printable Zardoz origami. You're welcome. http://t.co/qIYJhRZA

this is the best conversation that's ever happened on twitter, which i then stole from @sudama https://t.co/GF08FuII

Objective C always reminds me of nursery rhymes. -(id)doYouKnowTheMuffinMan:(TheMuffinMan *)theMuffinMan;

was playing Kinect with @rockhardawesome and it "just worked", even with a kid under 4. This is what the Wii was *supposed* to be, folks!

Apparently the legal risk of treating high income folks means doctors should focus on the poor. I am OK with this.

. @andrewguenther unfortunately no, I will not be speaking, I had to cancel 3 speaking engagements because of this 5 week jury duty

Is it about justice, or the money? I guess here in the US that's the same thing.

I am way more excited about better eInk displays than Yet Another Android Tablet http://t.co/XX8Sdtdj

If open source is so great, where are all the open source billionaires? http://t.co/g8SGEqnJ

Hey #RockBandBlitz fans! We've made some changes to the coin economy. Power Ups cost less and playing gets you more! http: ...

After the horrible Kindle Fire software experience, I can't trust any Android devices from Amazon. I'll take the new e-ink reader though.

Hey, a Java update! Does that mean the exploit is fixed and I can re-enable the browser plugin to fix all the... zero... sit ...

to be fair, in Windows 8, I should be using the "modern" Music app, not Ye Olde Windows Media Player. It's not bad. http://t.co/H4mShkBe

Exhibit A: http://t.co/mcd6VobI Exhibit B: http://t.co/pCJZoYbS

There's really no easy way to sum up Homestuck and its rich, strange fandom. I wrote about it last year: http://t.co/ku8 ...

I'm so glad they improved Windows Media Player in Windows 8. Not. The only app that makes iTunes look like solid engineering.

@noahkrueger $15/day in California. $18, why, that's oil money!

@noahkrueger I don't have a job.

A roomful of strangers listening to your loved ones describe the final hours of your life with tears in their eyes. That is what death is.

This ultrabook is the best PC laptop I've ever used, but I'm not sure that's enough any more

And now, for no particular reason, a reminder that you should have a generous life insurance policy particularly if you have kids

@gortok you should see a specialist for that

@gortok I could not bring myself to lie. Many others did.

First day as alternate jury duty for a 5 week trial. Not good times.

The definitive regular expressions book, now in updated second edition: http://t.co/PaBrW1eB

"No one should do what I did. Let the science provide something safe, which it will." http://t.co/Q2qYmv2J

thinking about buying myself a brand new shiny iPhone 4S! I've been due for a new phone!

I think I have a problem with authority. http://t.co/S3dL3994

A programmer goes to the shop to buy some milk. His wife calls and says "While you're out, get some eggs." He never returns.

revisiting "separating programming sheep from non-programming goats" http://t.co/rRptr2BW

"To those of you who haven’t tried sitting lately, I recommend it wholeheartedly." From "In Defense of Sitting" http://t.c ...

Breaking Your Enthusiasm (warning, Season 5 spoiler) http://t.co/ZTS2AYpn

"I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really." http://t.co/IbGDTDgs

So long Breaking Bad. I'll miss being totally stressed out for an hour every week. See you and Meth Damon in summer 2013!

How @jarrod_dixon and I initiate a Skype call. http://t.co/GmoJv1mH

You can see why parents who lose children through tragedy become relentless, obsessed activists: they have nothing else left.

I was warned by @siracusa that becoming a parent would make some things hard to read. He was right. http://t.co/2oiDkO5j

"coöperate"? "élite"? Who the hell do you think you are, New Yorker Magazine?

Interesting article about marathon cheating http://t.co/AKNboJMg discussed on forum, let's have a look OH GOD MY EYES http://t.co/CY7fRDEy

12 (Really) Controversial Programming Opinions http://t.co/WvVJcO9q

I just got: 'Effective Programming: More Than Writing Code' by Jeff Atwood (@CodingHorror) via @amazonkindle for free! htt ...

Thinking of opening a Lord of The Flies Daycare Center just to see who shows up.

Every time we go to the pet store for kibble and litter, I am reminded that children are the ultimate and final pet experience

Put up a MVC4 sample project for the #stackoverflow exception handler: https://t.co/brccVCjX

A plush uterus toy for @theladybabies http://t.co/sPbT7awh

Chrome's continued terrible font rendering on Windows is becoming a deal breaker. Does dev or canary have improvements (directwrite)?

"When you vote to close a question, you are really voting for that question to be eventually deleted." http://t.co/9umYmv7J

No Gangnam Style http://t.co/y4rxDpuB

@codinghorror The maple syrup thieves have been identified and cops are pursuing: http://t.co/PQn49iuv

meanwhile, in Canada http://t.co/5eQWkdet

@rootwyrm no actual money, not even possible, just earning "coins" through playing it. Not what you are talking about, at all.

hey @rockbandaide I can't get past "you need coins to be competitive" kind of.. ruining Rock Band Blitz for me. Seems unfair, all the time.

Mobile device performance will easily increase 5x-10x in the next few years. Desktops and laptops? Not so much.

Happy friday! To all us verified twitter users, I mean. Champagne all around!

Random: I'm loving me some insulated tumblers. Look good, keep things cold with ice, no sweaty glasses. http://t.co/pteTkpUg

@SuriReale You're ... somewhat ... outside my core audience of programmers; always encouraging to hear!

Read this and weep—weep!—for our totally insane copyright laws: http://t.co/cZBYXnO9

The gods of random chance failed me. Sworn in as alternate juror for 5 week trial. Nine, nine, nine.. nine.. http://t.co/rNv0d1gv

wouldn't a 7" device need to be about 1433 x 1075 resolution to achieve true "retina"? Nexus 7 is 1280 x 800.

enthusiasm for iPad mini dampened considerably by likely 1024x768 resolution. That ain't even retina-esque.

I have tremendous respect for our public jury trial system but the wheels of justice sure do turn excruciatingly slowly

Since Miguel is nagging people about their typing skills, I will too: http://t.co/9rHSJSEv

"In the pecking order of the university, those who are most abstract and irrelevant are at the top, most practical and useful at the bottom"

The #RegEx Cookbook: 'Accessible and almost ridiculously comprehensive' - @codinghorror And now 50% off http://t.co/4A ...

OH SWEET JESUS STAR WARS DETOURS CANNOT UNSEE MUST SCRUB BRAIN WITH BLEACH

It's as if everything else before was just a rehearsal for this ... :) STAR WARS DETOURS™ Trailer http://t.co/tIT ...

See also: Pinball Construction Set, Adventure Construction Set, Racing Destruction Set http://t.co/8GQMa60i

I have not said anything nice about http://t.co/okRpMfpI , but I should, because it is a stellar upgrade from http://t.co/Kpg7Lvg8

The Project, Inc. http://t.co/9yNN3fpY