Welcome to the Internet in 2013. The one where we redirect you through a thousand URL shorteners before you finally get ...

meanwhile, in Australia http://t.co/gevPJvaw

I think it's high time all the Canadians apologized to us for being Canadian.

Hackathons are the modern hybrid of science fairs and beauty pageants, but and have been co-opted by product marketers to ...

loins: girded.

@howtogeek Do you think you could even find the right person to yell at?

This is the dawning of the age of the phablet! The pha-aaablet! The phaa-aaa-aablet! (to the tune of "Age of Aquarius") http://t.co/mSDoYsb0

"So they just jumped straight to the end of the Galaxy Note story." http://t.co/CKHaQ6kw

An interesting UX discussion: Should error messages apologize? - http://t.co/HGxwgTIm - What do you think?

A quick reminder that the FriendDA is far superior to the NDA: http://t.co/yHic6C4g

Truer words have never been written: the unexplainable hourly toddler full frontal freakouts http://t.co/eBbov1TH

Netbooks are dead! Well, except for the Chromebook, currently #2 best selling laptop, even with artificial markup http://t.co/MmyUIJvJ

Is that a phablet in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? http://t.co/01So9kdD

Why is getting wasted (beer, wine, etc) such huge business? Can't we all just be high on life, man?

@Allieschwa I also constantly remind @theladybabies not to show their breasts to strange men. They are 11 months old. I like to start early.

Lego Duplo Black Castle? LAME SUCKS STUPID DO NOT WANT http://t.co/4DmTWoJk

After pressing "buy it now" on a $275 duplo kit on ebay I realized I might have a ... problem. But pirates! I CAN STOP ANY TIME I WANT

@Allieschwa NO DATING UNTIL MARRIAGE

Fairly authoritative list of 30 all-time best-selling recordings. How many can you guess before looking? http://t.co/9mhcawri

elasticsearch is now the default across #stackoverflow and the #stackexchange network, we hope you like the new look a ...

The Atari Jaguar lives!! http://t.co/jJNpi2SI

A founding father of the anti-GMO movement has a change of heart: “I discovered science”. http://t.co/FQZ5fImW

@dozba only poor people use Android

@SammyAdems @sciam betting on mobile and tablets being a huge future market seems like.. a safe bet to me.

Give your Kindle that old-book smell! http://t.co/khqR4nk8

You rule at existing! (via @joshmillard) http://t.co/nCf7cvn6

Harsh realities of running a popular Facebook page. Owner of "I fucking love science" page on FB chimes in on @reddit ...

Seeing that photo of a young Christopher Walken looking like Scarlett Johansson is my biggest regret of 2013. http:// ...

Like something out of science fiction: http://t.co/1q7lpxTe

It seems like both IndieGogo and Kickstarter kind of need that "tiered goals" design? Is that a part of either service, or just ad-hoc?

which is better: IndieGogo's "whatever part of the goal you raise, you get" or Kickstarter's "if you raise $99,500 of $100k you get $0?"

Hallmark cards are basically just retweets for luddites.

@codinghorror I like to say Tablone... With an ambiguously European accent.

"There are basically two types of rat mothers: those who lick their babies a lot, and those who don't." http://t.co/C2Xbk0oY

Nobody is this happy to see me at work. http://t.co/zn3ILsNH

I think this might be brilliant ... RT @omglifehacks: How to season anything with Doritos: http://t.co/SgQcUOUB

Japanese Kit Kat Flavors: http://t.co/8AP4nYVX

@parasietje I found it horribly slow and erratic in perf; gave mine away

I wish GitHub supported CLAs. What open source project has the smoothest CLA process? http://t.co/HVYkDwJj

If Apple can double speed again from the iPad 4 (which is "it spoils you" fast), they're basically at laptop speeds on a tablet.

Perhaps You Are Bored Because You Are Boring http://t.co/gOGYHgPA

A wrong turn on Trap Street http://t.co/NToAYgI2

@daccf @reboog711 provided there are not infinite "answers", yes; always more than one way to do it.

Multi user support on this new Nexus 7 cellular is pretty slick. Great for sharing the device.

@daccf @reboog711 use your powers: edit it to make it a science-y question with data, not a discussion or list of opinions.

I wish I could use Surface RT software and design on the iPad 4 screen and internals.

Hey look, anti-virus blacklists never actually worked! http://t.co/0cT3wO2l shocking! http://t.co/gKXUGvVk

Im bored any girls wanna hang out? http://t.co/PIDxWeto

“Am I being paid enough to give it back?” http://t.co/ZyMF0GqZ

I hate to be a toy snob but Mega Bloks are really awful. Even the plastic is insubstantial and waxy.

No daycare or preschool this week for the 2 babies and 3.5 year old? Bah, productivity is overrated anyway!

Today is the LAST DAY to buy the Games on Demand version of Rock Band 3 on Xbox 360 for only $10! ACT FAST! http://t.co/l ...

Remember when I was complaining that "My Baby's Got Rabies" wasn't available anywhere on the Internets? FIXED http://t.co/Fdt4JdF3

I'm not sure Charlie the Unicorn is the sort of thing that really *needed* an official sequel, but here you go: http://t.co/BUFGitqi

Check out Rootstrikers. I just joined. http://t.co/hmZu5U15

I will accept LOTR as a trilogy that progressively gets better. But Alien 3? For real?

Is it just me, or are both Toy Story 2 and 3 better than the original movie? What other trilogy is this true of?

I use this every day and can attest to its engineered polymer construction http://t.co/jogqYYlA

@codinghorror Hey dude. That envelope says "don't throw me away!" right on it.

Aha, the old put it in a different envelope trick! Nexus 7 Sim is in an envelope outside the box. That I almost recycled.

Nexus 7 with cell service arrived, but I can't find the SIM card? Dug through packaging twice?

I really enjoy our minivan. It's like a mobile command center! Yeah, I know, I'll just go ahead and turn in my dude card.

The more I use my iPhone 5 the more I resent it for being so obsessively tiny and jewel-like. It's a phone not a Fabergé egg.

YOU ARE NOT THE LORD OF THE RINGS (starring @Greenspeak) http://t.co/ykNnwBn4

@codinghorror 5yo is introducing her grandma to http://t.co/1NuhBFmw. We are 65% through. I hold you responsible.

RIP journalism, 1605-2012 http://t.co/Qfw13i52

@jessemillikan it's kind of a shopping list or recommendation.

@Reckoner67 Godspeed, for the taffy!

Salt water taffy never tastes as good as I imagined it would. But I keep trying.

"work that lends life meaning but doesn’t monopolize it ... not for personal glory but in service of others" http://t.co/0nZsFCnR

It's looking more and more like Android 5.0 has a good chance of being Google's Windows 95 in the war on iOS.

To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.
http://t.co/TU980vtJ

breakthrough! This weekend, after 10.5 months, @theladybabies have proven they are *definitely* smarter than our cats now. Take that cats!

When asked "What can we do to promote world peace?" she answered "Go home and love your family."

+10 RT @journeydan: Instant delete. Devs, there are far less insidious ways to monetize your apps. http://t.co/Oq37khZj

@daccf if you'd like to found a community that encourages help vampires and no effort, do it. Good luck getting experts to go there.

@daccf we cannot help those unwilling to help themselves, nor should we.

@daccf not valuing the time of readers is a broken window. And a huge mistake.

@daccf rules seem unimportant until you realize the whole reason SO works and is useful are.. Quality and effort rules

@daccf so, if one is ignorant of the speed limit and going really fast, that's OK? The cost is people's time. Valuable experts' time.

@daccf one caveat, you *cannot* avoid reading http://t.co/oj1hfY3g when asking your first question; mandatory clickthrough. Try as new user.

@daccf now that's a much better, more positive "how can we do it better" article. Kudos to you sir.

@daccf @mr_nil I don't think you like to play by the local rules. You will be deeply unhappy at Stack Overflow which has a strict ruleset.

@daccf @mr_nil community college has rules too. If you don't like the rules, don't attend.

The Volvo 850: maybe a wee bit too durable http://t.co/WsMrclad

Thanks for the black boxes, Australia! http://t.co/f6rQQ5Tv

"[Antivirus software] means that somebody else has already succeeded in their goal." http://t.co/nwlsyRxT

Please contribute to my kickstarter to get a comma for Bed Bath & Beyond. Stretch goal: over $300,000 gets a second o ...

@daccf @mr_nil Harvard is also unfriendly to students who don't meet their admissions standards. Do you ever wonder why that is?

@daccf @mr_nil shoehorning giant responses into 5 tweets... not adapting to local conventions, just like at Stack Overflow?

Disabled 2 factor auth and now I can use PayPal mobile for the first time ever. Great work security team!

The Hundred Best Lists of All Time http://t.co/7HiLGXwW via @NewYorker

Yeah I can't even log in to the PayPal iOS app with 2 factor "append key to end of pw" alert either. Incredible..

.@codinghorror No, I've never had @paypal's mobile "append your token to your password" thing work either.

Has anyone else been able to get PayPal mobile payments to work when 2 factor auth is on? Eg "add code to end of pw"? Never works for me.

@codinghorror Frank Castle… disapproves. http://t.co/lt2VSY8G

@codinghorror Get your jughead hat info porn here! http://t.co/AqzHYL0I

Going all in on this Jughead thing. Looking for Jughead slash fiction. Rule 34 and so forth.

Seriously, Jughead? Who the hell reads Jughead? How is Jughead still published? Where am I? Oh god whyyyy

Seen in comixology: "People who liked this comic also liked: Jughead." Er... Ok... moving on, then.