Electronic toys from holidays long past http://t.co/6sWbH3ND

...and this is (part of) the long list of reasons to love @stackexchange: Juice Concentrate & the Manufacturing ...

@dozba oh god

“Love,” his students whisper. http://t.co/MaPXxvqS

They even screw up our fake candy money. THANKS CANADA http://t.co/3N875xMa

Amusing gamification article. http://t.co/a9vl5dBF

@emirBytes yeah but statistically those can be ignored. *extremely* tiny incidence.

I often wonder if devices with styli are for incurable romantics who can't leave 1991 behind. http://t.co/Ot9GK5e1

Sometimes I think, "gee, twin babies is hard" and then I remember there are triplets. Someone always knows more kung fu than you.

Dashing through the... http://t.co/nPUDTUYf

Art of the Steal: On the Trail of World’s Most Ingenious Thief http://t.co/jB3S3f6X

32gb Nexus 7 with cellular for $299 is such a great deal. Anyone had issues with the optional pre-paid $15/month AT&T plan?

getting ready for Santa to arrive. SPOILER ALERT

The ghost of Christmas future perfect passive! http://t.co/vdDjsIrP

A Christmas Story House, now restored to its movie splendor, is open year round to the public for tours. http://t.co/VA4xDunM

Why did NORAD start tracking Santa? http://t.co/LcAZcAZv

Fascinating power analysis from @anandshimpi easy to beat on 40nm but as noted "iPad suspiciously absent" http://t.co/0WQ0NPZ4

I can't find any digital audio copy of The Piggies "My Baby's Got Rabies" on the Internet. MERRY GOD D**N CHRISTMAS, WE'VE ALL FAILED.

does anyone take this We the People petitioning stuff seriously? Twibbons have more credibility. https://t.co/xvq4QEbu

I mourn the loss of proper keyboards, but then I thought, has my mom ever even written more than a paragraph in an email to me?

"Tablets are doing to the laptop market what laptops did to the desktop market." Definitely.

One day our children will post little condescending observations about us on social networks we don't understand.

Interesting how much subjectively cooler my mom thinks the Nexus is, simply based on it being a touchscreen device, vs netbook.

Wiping my Nexus 7 and setting it up for mom to replace her old 2009 era netbook.

“Everybody thinks it’s easy,” Levenson says. Except for Ricky Schroeder. http://t.co/jxEkbHd6

"Like having the sun on your hip." http://t.co/XYB84xOy

For those of you hoping to buy Duplo for your children for Xmas, my apologies. Apparently @codinghorror bought every last one.

Easier to change class than race? I disagree. I watched the 1986 documentary "Soul Man" on this topic. http://t.co/xYsJaFMw

"While race once predicted [reading and math skill] scores more than class, the opposite now holds." which is worse?

“The racial gaps are quite big, but the income gaps are bigger” http://t.co/L0AHXUuC

Santa brings toys to kids who listen and help. Coal to those who don't. I never understood Santa until I had a 3 year old. Thanks big guy.

Can't wait to go to my aunt's house tomorrow night and see how many new toolbars are on her browser.

the only Christmas sweater you'll ever need http://t.co/foHJjgVV

The 1960s animated Grinch is quite a bit better than the Seuss book it's based on. Not that the book is bad, but the animation is amazing.

@lunasebu think more of mummies, climates or special situations that prevent decomposition

@lunasebu well there would always be SOME scenarios where zombies survived: cold, special indoors areas, etc -- you'd have to be careful

Send help...trapped in a Joann's Fabrics. Eating glitter paste for sustenance.

“So much of life, it seems to me, is determined by pure randomness.” http://t.co/3axHAj0d

Stack Exchange Gives Back is a cool idea that continues to do well, well: http://t.co/hRSAGEB2

@codinghorror I am thinking combine prisons and schools. Same private security companies can run both. Students to the left, ...

Have you supported your favorite small software vendor today? Phone app purchases count! http://t.co/xfkey44j

the NRA is always copying my jokes! So uncool! https://t.co/9AimBgmn wait.. that wasn't a joke? Oh. Oh I see.

Clicking and right-clicking all over a UI to figure out what's possible has been replaced by swiping and long-pressing e ...

@jwz possibly inspired by herpderp, I just made this http://t.co/GstXXWzo

GMail is so darn good at filtering spam now that when I get a spam email, I actually read it because check out this rare mythical beast!

Canadian Breaking Bad http://t.co/SbHvyJF2

What Happened to Detroit? http://t.co/RymPUWWr (keep clicking, there are words and graphs too)

I shouldn't comment on photography, it's just not my thing, not at all, even a little. But these guys are pros: http://t.co/8v1p6tRP

"You know what's going to look actually vintage? The original photo." http://t.co/VCJPRDCq

Instagram truly is everything that is wrong with photography http://t.co/8toJFxdV

People know if you don't pay for a service you're the product being sold, but Facebook has made that literally true http ...

Simulation Hypothesis http://t.co/xtkmA0wC

An Itty Bitty Sad Keanu http://t.co/AFRSrPLj

Are you a parent, or do you regularly interact with man-children on the interwebs? This is a must-read: http://t.co/RRlmS8St

34 degrees F in California tonight? Time to get out the Canada Socks™

There is a whole lotta energy porn in this Nest app. I'll be in my bunk. http://t.co/Vs7iuowv

HUGE shout-out to this 20oz bottle of Dr. Pepper for making me aware of breast cancer

"A life, Jimmy. You know what that is?" http://t.co/078bOCNM

@lunasebu maybe, I always thought it was bs that zombies survive forever, after a few years they should decompose enough to be no threat

I’ve seen many cautionary tales of startups taking VC money, but this is possibly one of the scariest. http://t.co/wP8aLQJJ

Did it in less than ten minutes of my lunch break: Stack Overflow's annual user survey https://t.co/U6NMvWRU

@lunasebu so disappointing, too. Current bad guy is so over the top, like they have no ideas except to keep escalating...

I've been reading The Walking Dead comic forever, but it seems to be locked in a rut of "next up: evil badass that has to be stopped"

@misthupper I can think of a few people

KFC for Xmas? I think I just found our new family tradition. http://t.co/ldiVwj0s

Crows: amazingly smart birds http://t.co/5IJhv1Mr http://t.co/DBTGg50X

Hats! Hats guys! No really, HATS! Go put one on - http://t.co/f4oMoeyE #StackExchange

good to see @jwz is staying busy in his old age http://t.co/1g9O5tRa

You want a measure of how far America has fallen? Our Eagles can't even lift Canadian babies any more. THANKS OBAMA http://t.co/FX42rWeO

"This all could have been averted if the baby had its own eagle." - first comment at http://t.co/C0XnsH8l

Wow, the Nylon Riots. Plastic, what hast thou wrought? http://t.co/DYujsLYi

What's striking about World War II history dioramas of personal effects: the complete lack of any plastic items. Now plastic is everywhere.

Three seconds on the online Jumble. One at a time, ladies. #badass

@anthonyarnold_ totally

If only women could fire guns, the only people who got shot would REALLY deserve it. Truth.

"Even Top Geeks like Marc Andreessen and Nick Denton let their individual blog archives rot away, unloved." http://t.co/vaaAbKLs

"I was tired of doing posts that were obsolete three hours after I wrote them." http://t.co/H3gMRd8C

Too lazy to put Rock Band 3 into your Xbox 360? Good news. RB3 is only $9.99 for Xbox 360 Games on Demand! http://t.co ...

Here is the first game I ever created: http://t.co/qwi3Wx4y - I was only 13 years old! via @A1phaG33k

Are you building a tablet app for young children? We've released a FREE best practices guide based on our research: ht ...

XTC's Andy Partridge once introduced this song by saying he cried when he heard it for the first time. I did too. https://t.co/D2lWc1M2

If you don't love the smell of your own bullshit, I respectfully suggest that you're doing it wrong..

Fresh boar sperm for the holidays: http://t.co/dY5dy0w5

THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED http://t.co/Lv5etTar

Followed @codinghorror 's lead and donated the amount of (1) Bushmaster A1 Semi-Automatic to the Brady Center to lobb ...

"sitting in a windowless conference room while people I don't really love debate things that I don't really care about" http://t.co/R3KY2sfw

I bet Kurzweil's roadmap is totally a copy of the tech tree from Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri: http://t.co/fLXlrWXe

Rather than talk, I decided to donate the amount of one (1) Bushmaster A1 Semi-Automatic 223 Remington/5.56 NATO 30+1. http://t.co/VjwTPmE7

We do not negotiate with trolls.

@kzurawel no, I want an iPad mini phone basically.

I am thinking I non ironically want a phablet. I'm a dude, I take up space. Just need one with sunspider scores as good as the iPhone 5.

The Internet Archive is trying to raise $150,000 before the end of the year: http://t.co/s4LEYlOo

Stomach virus ripped through the family yesterday. Including me. That was, uh, interesting. https://t.co/qDFiosCF

An assault rifle is an order of magnitude more lethal than a pistol. Watch the science: http://t.co/Rd7jqfXW

Here's an idea: take half the TSA (or homeland security, your choice) budget, use it for one security guard at every elementary school.

The Grand Experiment has not failed. We have. http://t.co/KFvVoeB0

@dozba aren't they like a Sasha Baron Cohen art project? Can't be real.

@codinghorror you need a gun in case the government tries to take away your right to free shipping

@keithbarrette I focus on what made it so effective to kill children. I dream of the world where this guy could only get a knife like China.