nice TL;DR of my blog-to-book by @chedda86 at http://t.co/naGzdedK

The great Aaron Greenspan (in the early orbit of FB) has created a $10k #AaronSwartz Memorial Grant. http://t.co/02cAC9wA

"Learn To Love Stack Overflow" and: edit, edit, edit! Even anons can edit! http://t.co/nTIf43Vj

"If by whiskey, you mean.." http://t.co/KZURCJto

@dozba talking about your dick so much is making me want the TSA to scan you over and over and over. In the dick. With their dicks.

@dozba other, better formulations of this argument: "I don't want people to see my 8 year old daughter naked!" ".. and give her cancer!"

@dozba I'm just saying, "this gives you cancer" is a lot more compelling argument than "MY DICK IS SO AWESOME BOW BEFORE ITS GLORY"

@dozba I think you might be a little obsessed with your dick

"Quarter after quarter, his performance review noted him as the best developer in the building." http://t.co/7AiJyglb

You’ve hidden a secret message in the ROM, to be uncovered many, many years later, and posted on The Cutting Room Floor http://t.co/YcvKrYy6

“People actually mail pictures of their penises at work?” I explain that yes, it happens at least once a quarter. http://t.co/10wyaltY

@codinghorror the person that makes $230,000 has their taxes increased by roughly $3000. How are they going to afford food ...

@dozba I think it's a part of the dude condition that we truly believe anyone gives a shit about looking at our penis

Oh, the poor, poor rich people. Good lord. http://t.co/JJ7Ezap9

every time I click on Quora, I regret it. World's "best" archive of meaningless Z-list celebrity anecdotes and trivia.

ordered some one-off sticker sheets from http://t.co/fu5c5KCt and they came out great. Recommend.

I'm sorry.. I can't stop staring at your.. wheels.. http://t.co/ZvQZSezW

@dozba all projects should be bid on at eBay. Or buy it now.

Those Toughpads are tougher than I realized. http://t.co/e3FIIhpc (via @timbray)

@loydcase IS IT FROM TEH FUTUAR?

Firefox OS App Day at the computer history museum: http://t.co/OcGpcWWE

There are a lot of great posters at the Facebook office. This is one of my favorites. http://t.co/cvTRWA79

Do not f**k with Miss Manners http://t.co/1FaRlytP

The @Oculus3D Rift is freaking amazing: http://t.co/I2ohaATR

Shadow DOM lands in today's Chrome Beta. IMHO one of the most significant web platform proposals of recent times http://t.co/ ...

Apple should buyout Dell, shut it down, and give the money back to Apple shareholders. For irony.

Highest starred message in our internal dev room: http://t.co/Ok2zJmZH

Having children does soften people. In the same way that being submerged in a raging river of water for 20 years "softens" a rock.

I bet all the journal reviewer comments on this academic study were like "LOL UR DATA IS GAY" http://t.co/RIN9NqIQ

Ok @Greenspeak stop all your damn sandbagging and cough up Plants vs Zombies 2 already. YOU MAKE ME SICK!

So @rockhardawesome just came to me, very serious: “Mom, I need to tell you something…about Bruce Wayne.” #fb

The Science of Why Comment Trolls Suck http://t.co/RIN9NqIQ

"I am curious, like Curious George, but less destructive."

of all the many, many things I have done that I regret, reading eulogies for the Newtown 6 year olds is pretty high on the list. Pain.

have been playing through Plants vs Zombies on iPad with @rockhardawesome offering expert advice. Game is one of the all time greats.

http://t.co/l4XWe6oi :(

Party Shuffle on my 2k+ Rock Band track list just produced.. Free Bird as track #1. Well, beer me, I guess it's gonna be that kind of night.

11 month old twins attempting to hug and kiss each other for the first time. I think I got something in my eye. http://t.co/GBXjgACl

Bragging http://t.co/siP72Wc3

I wish we had all been this pissed off about Aaron Swartz's bitterly unfair government charges when he was still alive.

Saddened by Aaron Swartz news this morning. Larry Lessig has a great post on prosecutor as bully here: http://t.co/MGwapSvc

Oh my god Aaron Swartz! No! He was one of my heroes! http://t.co/Evcd5wix

@geekgirlweb there is the one token fat guy, though!

Every time I see that Jimmy Eat World "The Middle" video, I feel like I did college totally utterly wrong http://t.co/s2Ly5BHn

An America in decline: we can't even build freaking death stars any more. THANKS OBAMA https://t.co/krBq2IO7

Wayback Machine cake! at the @internetarchive party for the huge new index http://t.co/vrAq9NL3 http://t.co/4fI7xjdL

"kids today. with their ember frameworks and their jqueries and their nodes.."

Gender advertising http://t.co/9rhJUMqI - sadly there is far too much truth in this sketch

Java: Write Once, Exploit Everywhere http://t.co/l7FEgH6W

When you say "I never use the iPad any more, only the Mini" what I hear is, "I heart phablets."

So, I just ordered some of this: http://t.co/Okeb2Dqf . Get in.

Based on current trends, 10 years from now, I'll do nothing but retweet myself all day long.

"software engineering is an idea whose time has come and gone" http://t.co/2coRuVsT

New Stack Exchange "quick start" guide, take a look: http://t.co/rohFvE6e feedback at http://t.co/c38Cx27a

My thoughts on the "phablet" backlash (quoting @mims @fmanjoo @kconnormartin @Fritinancy @lanegreene @Ian_TTV et al): http ...

Two Cats, One Bowl https://t.co/177Bg5Ry

Spite House http://t.co/xkqGkjVw

Joe Biden wants to meet with video game developers about gun control. This is like meeting with Hot Wheels about car sa ...

Ever reach a threshold of human interaction where you're like "ok, I need to go be alone for a while now." No? Just me? OK then.

"it is a get-rich-quick plan because life is too short to get rich slow." http://t.co/kAkUv1UN (via @mfernest)

The Bay Bridge is getting an epic scale light show for two years, with the first test run starting tonight! http://t.co/Ev ...

Check out my mad sales skills: "Why aren't you our customer yet? Is it because you are a stupid idiot who does everything wrong?"

How pinteresting! You've definitely piqued my pinterest in that. I'd be pinterested in hearing more.

@_stefanb Thanks, I'm glad you found it useful!

OH: "Fastest way to find @jonskeet at #codemash is post a question on stackoverflow asking where he is."

Hmmm, so when will Amazon offer AutoRip for printed books?

Awesome sales technique: berating and arguing with your "customers". http://t.co/LyBdeNwf

Can This Man Save Pinball? http://t.co/kWWYAig3

Surface Pro: WANNNNTTTTTT http://t.co/nEqdOkbJ

"What are they up to now? Sucking." A+++ would read again http://t.co/Zyh2aO1h

I couldn't even read this article without an Instagram filter on it. http://t.co/wRjxasCE

listening to my nearly 2k track @rockband song library while I work: http://t.co/92uVVVXo

drive through invisible driver http://t.co/zx5BEiaY

If you people would just stop talking about all this gun violence all the time, we could more effectively ignore it.

The National Assault Rifle Association

OK, wow, fast response! I'm good on the WordPress theme conversion! Thank you everyone! Geez!

Whom the Gods Would Destroy, They First Give Real-time Analytics http://t.co/kDERLxY3

There's no such thing as a dumb question. Unless you typed it into a box clearly labeled "Your Answer". #StackOverflow

I need someone who can take some nice bitmap designs for a WordPress theme and turn them into an actual WP theme. Paid gig, email me!

Zero Dark Thirty was very good, as @dozba promised it would be. Imma go torture me some people, because I need results, too.

Do Not Engage

"This is what a broken copyright enforcement system looks like." http://t.co/PAxkXUEo

@dozba well yeah but you can also "just start playing" checkers and tic-tac-toe, too.

Cat + tape = Experiment http://t.co/JMidAfyU

Qualcomm's insane CES 2013 keynote in pictures and tweets http://t.co/TDxMY9gN

"Would you like to install our free app?!?" is the new "It looks like you're writing a letter!"

@dozba lol. War soldier! Play the close quarters maps only to start, in that rapid points cap mode.

Draw your own conclusions about the significance of this food truck parked at #2013CES http://t.co/0XGiu0bS

I thought @betsyphd was going to laugh herself to death when we witnessed this "full body" massage at Whole Foods https://t.co/9FbVaNXW

I have this feeling that February is going to be a very exciting month. #tiefighter

Good for you, giving a 1-star review for a book because the Kindle price was too high! You really showed ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ no one.

This is the problem with "post count" metrics on forums. It only measures how much you talk, not how much you listen.

Weak opinions, strongly held. http://t.co/gvXVxOrT

@r_kois BILLION DOLLAR IDEA

Reading Is Fundamental. But you know what isn't? Talking all the time.

A Night With the World's Most Hated Bands http://t.co/hqdDrIrc (via @erictarn)

Remember when I said PHP was the Nickelback of programming languages? I apologize. That was unfair to Nickelback.

NYT: A Search Engine Made for Mobile Devices - http://t.co/Qx1JXYF0

It looks like someone raised the debt ceiling on this code a few too many times.

"I’m not going back. The area scares me just a bit." http://t.co/dJm2iCdi