did you know how hilarious the patch notes to the sims are http://t.co/fq6IZqqm

Ten years ago @mikelittlezed1 commented on my blog, and we started working together on what became @WordPress: http://t.c ...

"We basically took a look at this situation and said, this is bullshit," http://t.co/RJjRI6PD

@codinghorror 99c to get a JoCo song, donate to charity AND stick it to @GLEEonFOX ALL AT ONCE? Best dollar EVER

Today's mission: buy 3 copies of Johnny C's magnum opus! http://t.co/sL82PJBT

it's kinnnnd of a long story, but I may have just let a baby eat coffee grounds. This may end badly.

A mistake I made in Stack Overflow: competence as a programmer is not the same as community citizenship http://t.co/aYavBFwZ

genetics tl;dr http://t.co/NFxLM6p8

my cell phone pictures from 2008 are ridiculously awful, like they were pre-filtered by Instagram.

I just tried to Android voice dictate "that was spectacularly unhelpful" and got "that was spectacular and helpful".

Is there any way to get chrome to go full screen on the nexus 7? Way too much space taken up by, ironically, browser and os chrome

@aBugHat @garybernhardt business as usual?

@dozba are you a lady?

@gerardroche @github I blame my poor upbringing as a child

ah, looks like Chrome *finally* has non-awful font rendering on Windows, like Firefox and IE before it?

white people, Baby Got Back is *our* national anthem, our guiding star. THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, FOX

Seriously, Fox? You couldn't just ... y'know ... *ask* Johnny C if it was cool first? Lame. https://t.co/J7ifGobd

Fox keeping it classy http://t.co/x6IMnU92

I had forgotten I put this in my http://t.co/5iaMhCf0 cart like 2 years ago, lol http://t.co/op27fL01

2012 Stack Overflow User Survey Results http://t.co/P809nb6E

original (and uncredited, shame on them) source for the graphic designers' snarky revenge posters: http://t.co/N4ItXVek thx @roleat

"People might want to work at your startup because they get to work with you." That's hard to parse, because I don't like working with me.

"change does not roll in on the wheels of inevitability, it comes through continuous struggle" https://t.co/qYWXWIy2

A full house @internetarchive to celebrate the life & work if @aaronsw http://t.co/xjk433dn

@dozba MOAR PASSIVE VOICE

Every time someone invites me to a "webinar" I wonder where my life went so wrong.

here's a fun GitHub code search! Wheeeeeeee https://t.co/Sabugbv5

An ASPCA lipdub video so sweet, it's guaranteed to give you the 'betes http://t.co/RzzgSZXT

There we go. An interesting and thought-provoking post. I can't wait to see the responses. http://t.co/wz79GPm0 (via http://t.co/uVwCTjc3)

If one babby is chaos, you might think twins is chaos × 2. Nope, twins is chaos². And triplets is chaos³.

@Chevex sounds like a reason to hulk out!

Should I hulk out right now? Always refer to the official list first! http://t.co/P4BKqi1o

The story of the first software patent and the man behind it, in the newest episode of my @PBSDS INVENTORS series: http: ...

i want write for you i am high speed typewriter

Does turning a lighbulb on and off repeatedly use more energy than just leaving it on for hours? http://t.co/0EUkmv ...

There's no shame in crying. http://t.co/D1gH4sOC

@dozba stick with the close quarters maps to start. They are great.

@00k They don't look broken to me!

This is my GUID. There are many like it but this one is mine. http://t.co/K53d7hJB

Visualization of Philadelphia's budget. This is what our taxes pay for in cities: http://t.co/aRpGIGcJ

I think @gilesgoatboy needs a big hug. Pagan full frontal.

giving a CloudFlare pro plan a try. Liking what I see so far. http://t.co/9vZTPgNX

the machines must never win http://t.co/HVRBs2iv

How many days until OSX is sandboxed inside iOS as "classic mode"?

You know I read it in a magazine http://t.co/J0DouJ1T

You never act the way you should. But I like it. And I know you like it too. http://t.co/LTNEXpZf

in the future, there will be journalism http://t.co/ZLVuJG2e

Remembering Aaron by taking care of each other http://t.co/gyjqnXJl

@m4tt1mus was there another shooting? I've lost track. Not joking.

New Android phones look pretty nice https://t.co/GdrEJ5cA

I love IE10 in fullscreen / metro mode, but it combines the pitfalls of not-WebKit with the x64 version of IE. Can be painful at times.

TechCrunch misses its trolls: http://t.co/stj7ZG1O

do you like to play the "what incredibly boring thing will @fmanjoo livetweet next" game? Yeah, me neither.

Hackers are like painters... they trick users into installing toolbars when installing windows software. http://t.co/AWo ...

"universities all but force scholars to publish results in journals that take ownership and [use] expensive paywalls" http://t.co/80K4vOYW

"I understand the need to keep the data sets private, but not the codebase." http://t.co/u9dg8TU0

When I read a well-reasoned rebuttal of one of my posts, I think "OK, but your face is stupid". And then I burn down the building.

It turns out our REAL dreams were to become contract lawyers, day traders and spoiled kings going "FFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEETCH ...

Happy 40th birthday, Roe v Wade! Oh right, sorry. Anniversary.

You will never look at a paper towel dispenser the same way again. http://t.co/dzaKkR3v

one thing I've learned from http://t.co/E6lRVJxL -- don't moralize, just tell me an interesting story.

Wikipedia Brown http://t.co/jtb1kGFZ

"Girls, time to join the Brownies." "But Dad, I don't know if I..." "DO IT NOW BECAUSE COOKIES!"

I just realized because we have daughters we will be able to sell Girl Scout Cookies #GROWUPFASTER

Suicide Linux; any incorrect command issues rm -rf / http://t.co/2Ih5ERF9

How the Pros Test for Electro-Static Discharge http://t.co/QqIBhQWu

The End of Ragequitting http://t.co/AuPoQRio

really regretting that fourthmeal last night

Why Tweeting MLK's "I Have a Dream" Speech Now Constitutes Civil Disobedience http://t.co/beJYlNIt

“Do not pile things on top of your sister’s head”. I just said that. #3kids

"One who breaks an unjust law must do so openly, lovingly, and with a willingness to accept the penalty." http://t.co/xramHewy

Wired has an article about the six fine co-prosperity winners, and how they're spending their $37: http://t.co/BCnV6WIT

No.

Cannot tell if serious or trolling. Also, Judaism. http://t.co/3EzdA8PD

Pizza with fries? That's two servings of vegetables in one meal, you health nut you! http://t.co/FvIGbwXM

@codinghorror I'm at 99 consecutive days on StackOverflow... I hope this DNS thing is resolved quickly :-\

Kim Dotcom says you can't safely host content with a .com extension. I bet he's regretting his name change now! Kim DotCoNz?

Redditors going to Stack Overflow and adding inappropriate "answers" is such a problem they've added a warning http://t.co/rKDIRDo8

For example @integgroll - "Amercan Juggalo" captures Juggalos attending their yearly pilgrimage. https://t.co/EoRIWKd4 (i ...

When half the GitHub thread comments are *literally* :thumbsup: and :heart: you can tell that GitHub is Missing Something. Guess what it is?

I have just one pre-sales question: DOES IT HAVE RAMMING SPEED? http://t.co/yYoBvFhi

The Failure Group, Inc., was traded as the symbol FAIL. http://t.co/SptbfeGa

Here's something I don't understand about Jazzercize. How jazzy are we talking? Like Dave Brubeck? Miles Davis?

The @theladybabies as every proud father's dream: pole dancers. http://t.co/QVvIQ6mF

This PR from @schneems opened my eyes to a new, amazing world of pull requests with animated GIF mini-screencasts: https:// ...

The process was fundamentally corrupt and shameful. "But ... a common one" http://t.co/jCimDoSs

The Robber's Cave experiment -- real life 'lord of the flies' -- wow. http://t.co/64GadqTB

alias yolo='git commit -am "DEAL WITH IT" && git push -f origin master'

"You're my male boo." http://t.co/eZTfriH7

Legolas who? Speed archery: http://t.co/KuCGmOU3

Hey look, @GLEEonFOX ripped off my cover of Baby Got Back: http://t.co/7PMRY0r3. Never even contacted me. Classy.

I don't see gender. People tell me I am male, and I believe them, because I like watching things explode.

"For the majority of defendants, then, the plea bargaining process is the justice system" http://t.co/GNppppj4

My new Blog Post - Crawling the Downvote Brigades of Reddit: http://t.co/ECD8lAgG

The Encyclopedia of Human-Computer Interaction
http://t.co/qbx6n4in

I think @asponge is totally slumming it at Shacknews. She's funnier than most professional comedians I know. #dethkilla69[420]

It’s the beer, not the games, which is the moneymaker. "We’re a bar with games." http://t.co/GWK7ur0F

Breaking Hard-Disk Encryption - http://t.co/p7dW7ruw

@manwithopinion remember, downvoting (on answers) costs the voter reputation

Working at our house today: TREE WOLF. Awoooooooooo! http://t.co/n0VnZQ70