"Algorithms are for people who don't know how to buy RAM." I'm just sayin'.

yeah yeah new consoles are meh, agreed, but new Kinect.. is really exciting http://t.co/blhuZmus7Q

"Thank you, I hated token ring." http://t.co/lWeRow3aYg

I bet my husband he couldn't swaddle a cat. http://t.co/ldQlkjUZiY

mmmmm soylent https://t.co/czbJRNvZ84

newsflash: if you're not open to criticism, don't post things on the Internet. There are sane voices out there, ignore the rest.

the Matryoshka Internet of the future: every link tracks through three URL shorteners, every page CloudFlared three levels deep

The Internet is EVERYWHERE! http://t.co/iJtfuBUq7U

@codinghorror Not mentioned - you can't tip more than the bill - credit card company won't accept it.

Here is eight hundred twenty six dollars and forty-five cents! Now GO LIVE YOUR DREAMS TO THE FULLEST!!

Look at these numbers and tell me your OCD doesn't flare up something fierce http://t.co/OReHFQgof6

Nice take on Tumblr's rise from undersung cofounder @marcoarment http://t.co/um34uYqoKA

"of more than fifty people who had observed the experiment, Maslach was the only one who questioned its morality" http://t.co/NQaFkm3st1

"A Facebook Group is like the Teen Paranormal Romance section of Barnes & Noble" http://t.co/bJU7q3JeCW

"Imagine a space so large as to comfortably accommodate everyone in the world. A space in which everyone is near, but no one can touch."

Help us design the next generation discussion system for Wikipedia: http://t.co/N8NHFzcgVU

You should watch this video of Dave Grohl inducting Rush into the R&R Hall of Fame. Hilarious. http://t.co/kruPz9BNiS

The Tumblr community reacts to the Yahoo news: http://t.co/AHGrnw50Mq

"...they're not interested in reading and numbers. Heavy lifting and ditch digging, that's their dream!"

Clay Shirky on MOOCs. From last year but by far the best essay on the topic. http://t.co/LhNgZgryyY

@penguinpowernz yes there are copies if several book covers as props on the game multiple places

Metro: Last Light was great, an excellent B movie experience. I love these quirky Russian shooters. http://t.co/w3up6rRp9D

Now and then I think about all the times I screwed fans over http://t.co/XCmYzxbPXW

I see that Borderlands 2 is on sale for $13.50 on Steam. It is an unambiguously great game in every way. Go buy it. http://t.co/MbaQhCoppb

Once Yahoo buys Tumblr everyone will have to drive into the office to post their porn on Tumblr. Sorry, company policy.

@codinghorror LOL this just happened http://t.co/BnLC1JPfjk

@codinghorror the worst part is they just retype out those ecards on facebook or old jokes from standup people

Its like haha omg the guy pretending to be Bill Murray just said something funny! Well pickle my britches I better click me some retweet!!

These fake celebrity accounts that people constantly retweet really piss me off for some reason. Scabs, man.

Every talk I went to at google i/o mentioned #stackoverflow at least once...makes me feel good about what we're doing #io13

@jongalloway It looks like you're feeling guilty. You should. Would you like some absinthe with that?

In retrospect, maybe they shoudn't have finished Duke Nukem Forever. http://t.co/YRhSse1XFg

Everything Apple Needs to Introduce at WWDC to Appease the Internet: http://t.co/QkzVAUiWuz

Hey guys, @InfluAds is launching the OPEN SOURCE SPONSORS initiative to raise support 200+ projects with $1,000,000+ http://t…

Here's why the Internet Archive is a national treasure, Electronic Games mag, issue #1: http://t.co/BpULiOw306

can someone mansplain or ladysplain to me why grown up work schedules are 9am - 5pm yet kids school schedules do not match that?

No Yak Left Unshaved http://t.co/zBRDp2tDRP

tsundoku (n.) buying books and not reading them; letting books pile up unread on shelves or floors or nightstands http://t.co/tMGCYZU7Tv

the WebFWD Mozilla startup incubator program is now accepting applications https://t.co/lvULkkk5D8

True Facts about Morgan Freeman http://t.co/SuNfOuBOgN

Ever wonder what the sound FX guy from Police Academy has been up to lately? No? Me neither. Well, here it is anyway. http://t.co/aH2bKyP0Qy

met with @df07 @superdalgas @nick_craver and @mjibson tonight in town for Google I/O, great to chat with the SE team again!

the wearer of this bracelet has an important medical condition that might require immediate attention http://t.co/bofbp2rJBe

"I can't shake this feeling that basically everything I work on is bullshit." well that ain't good, now is it?

"Punditry, in short, is apt to create monsters." http://t.co/qZVCTqKJ96

@bnewolf yeah that was a little out of line, I deleted all the comments. Ignore that guy.

About 10 years ago I and another fellow discussed starting "EULAworld". It fell by the wayside. Someone did it! http://t.co/…

"I think she may have been better off with the Scientologists" http://t.co/zyhrkfriMN

Nothing quite like the smell of preinstalled vendor craplets in the morning http://t.co/878l7bDRr4

Automatic Sorting of Skittles by Color http://t.co/ZEs2r4zrhq

@gortok one or two extra comments on a post is not that big a deal. It's the long chains and or multiple replies that cause issues.

Tegra 3 is awfully slow these days. Looking forward to the new Nexus 7 soon based on S4 Pro: http://t.co/RNPEzaQw3m

Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon is pure 80s awesomeness. Recommended! also, we nuked Canada in it. Just saying. http://t.co/cNzGmMMJrE

GameAid, a non-profit org supporting creation of games related to public health and environmental conservation. http://t.co/ERVN1Mbq2v

coming back after vacation from tablet/laptop to three 27" monitors is like this http://t.co/YLOK3BnHDu

I KNEW IT http://t.co/Z2oCj5sbMO

Per @siracusa paper armor was a thing, but not convinced that translates to cloth http://t.co/e3FXQSBdKP

After searching, cloth "armor" is apparently a fantasy RPG conceit more than historical reality. Turns out cloth ain't stopping swords.

I prefer really thick, substantial t-shirts, like almost +1 cloth armor. Having trouble sourcing new ones. Ideas?

What I want Kickstarter to answer is "How much will it take to make a Buckaroo Banzai sequel?"

WORD TO YOUR MOTHER ! - happy Mother's Day !

Best $25 I've ever spent - TimeSnapper. Even if you don't fill out timesheets, just a visual timeline (screenshots) of your da…

@LisaMcIntire imagine the children, just imagine them

@LisaMcIntire well I guess I wasn't planning to go to sleep tonight anyways

Hey journalists, we're crowd-funding a Bradley Manning trial court stenographer to help you! Consider donating: https://t.c…

@codinghorror It's an experimental feature they enabled on mobile a couple weeks ago http://t.co/fEzl0At7ii

When did Google start offering "quick view" of cached Wikipedia articles in their search results? Interesting.

To be fair, the default iOS and win8 browsers are also quite good. IE10 is solid, hoping IE11 in 8.1 helps evolve faster.

At this point the only OS with decent default apps is Android with Gmail and Chrome. Win8, iOS default apps all replaced or unused.

The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification http://t.co/caDayzokuF

Do you feel lucky? http://t.co/SWUqeEnCza

King of the Nerds season 2 casting, I never saw the show, was it any good? http://t.co/AZtImwIZJD

What If GitHub Worked Like Stack Overflow? https://t.co/kiDbuC9G25

I quit LinkedIn in 2006 and never looked back. http://t.co/d9spoDvs9g

"etherpad-like tools .. only let me see if candidates knew how to write text that resembled code" http://t.co/UkrTFk1Mzy

The code name for Discourse, aka The Lil' Project http://t.co/1FkonxefBC

Not a bad set of guidelines to live by. Can anyone identify where I am reading these? http://t.co/KONeSxsZss

The internet summed up: http://t.co/7Tav886zC1 (remixed @Explosm comic)

@codinghorror Ceci n'est pas un comment http://t.co/nyK51NxvDY

Possibly the greatest code in the history of computing http://t.co/hcFnw5iyqS

Tree threading also *strongly* encourages replies-to-replies-to-replies which leads to a ton of "get a room" rat holing

The reason the first thread on HN is always so long and full of irrelevant BS is because everyone has to scroll past it, without engaging

Problem 370 with threaded discussions: 1st branch and all sub branches dominate the discussion by monopolizing the top of page, "first!"

Wait this guy is in Nine Inch Nails now? All righty then. http://t.co/0v2tw1rKRP

Ideal column width for paragraphs online http://t.co/u7g11aBsyh

Why isn't Gatsby in the public domain? https://t.co/vGQSAJBTfT

two dozen “ultraconserved words” that have survived 150 centuries http://t.co/JnHeB4vzZp

The CSS Zen Garden is back! http://t.co/inETlQKIGJ
Few young webfolk understand how massively influential the Garden was.

"The main problem is that your posts make it sound like you are drunk all the time" forum moderation in action, folks

Want to help get Discourse running on Rails 4? I got the process started here: http://t.co/xkQpVKHvaq

So @TheChangelog is looking for folks to join their team to cover .Net in open source. Contact them on Twitter if interested!

Semantic web, my ass

Have you ever been unfortunate enough to get the Stack Overflow error lolcat? The team is very sorry about that http://t.co/wcGUMK5W4Z

@KTHXBAIE @robconery @unclebobmartin I guess I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

Eating some taco flavored Cool Ranch Doritos along with some Cool Ranch flavored Taco Bell tacos, aka "living the dream"

@KTHXBAIE @robconery @unclebobmartin are you sure that was me? As I recall Spolsky was the one who had issues with the methodology.

Your children copy everything, which is a constant reminder not to engage in negative behaviors. Including all the ones you stopped seeing.

Haha. Best comment on the Adobe FW thread: “No wonder Steve Jobs fired you.” — http://t.co/sFJVsQKIOY

If you're interested in learning Ember.js, co-founder of Discourse Robin Ward is teaching at Embergarten in Toronto: http://t.co/7sEL8YnB1J

@antony_scott supposedly coming I the next ver