"You want the Knuth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE KNUTH!" http://t.co/ChB7HnCtDe

The Wesley Willis Fiasco https://t.co/OtzcEeM35D

Contributed an interview to this book, then realized charging $29 per book of free interviews is one way to do it :p http://t.co/kk9xnT2ALi

I like Daft Punk a lot more now that they only do unreleased El DeBarge songs.

@Juffin it is stable enough today to run a number of forums already

I am looking for someone near Sydney to build a custom PC for @samsaffron if interested email me!

THANKS OBAMA http://t.co/hTh2YfwXwK actually, wait, thank you Obama

Dear Leader Dreams of Sushi: GQ interviews Kim Jong-il's sushi chef, a rare glimpse into his inner circle   http://t.co/6hpq…

Is it bad that all I could think of was "EASY! YA JUST DON'T LEAD 'EM SO MUCH! HAHAHAHAHA!" http://t.co/BJRWHnm4so

how screwed is Nintendo? A company with a single popular iOS game gets 1/3 their Q1 revenue. Answer: super, super screwed.

"For two days this month, the company’s market value overtook that of Kyoto-based Nintendo." http://t.co/dQD4vUTUJd

I was not expecting the Double Windwood in the CVS Bangers 2. Nobody expects the Double Windwood. World: rocked.

My business advice is to forget business. Find something that pisses you off, something that makes you mad as hell, and then go change it.

CVS BANGERS TWO YA'LLLL https://t.co/zvq7HWm3fc

since @gryzor asked, here is what I upgraded to: http://t.co/7EsBkrCbvT http://t.co/dZ8Sbvxoti http://t.co/J8Iz9e3Q6A (x2 for 32gb)

Wikipedia 1985 http://t.co/1Szw6JjWZN

Ordered Haswell upgrade parts for my Sandy Bridge desktop, stifling a yawn in the process. Pretty much this: http://t.co/u8gEMhnk4n

Because Tetris http://t.co/GpLggRzuUy

This Somali flight story is harrowing and incredible. I've never wanted to kiss an FAA official or regulator more. http://t.co/LReOEjwwLO

The glazed donut breakfast sandwich, now nationwide! http://t.co/eSvNLplVsV

Hey onswipe, thanks for "helpfully" reformatting web pages into utterly unnatural left-right swiping nonsense on tablet. That's... great.

While I was trying to watch both twins, one picked up a random discarded bottle of water and drank from it. Next up: http://t.co/g7BMUZOIMl

See what happens when I am put in charge of bath time? http://t.co/Yg9KlwlJZy

Both @theladybabies will do an uncanny Samuel L Jackson "I'm gonna get hiiigh!" Gator addict dance from Jungle Fever.. for lollipops.

According to @betsyphd, it is difficult to find toddler girl swimsuits that are not "hoochie mama". And so it begins.

QR Code in shopping cart handle http://t.co/ivVhx5K4Iv #mathematica

'MURICA!! (any resemblance to me in 20 years is purely coincidental) http://t.co/tLRHV5hTkH

Horse_eComics http://t.co/UflRTAjIUm

Max Headroom and the Strange World of Pseudo-CGI http://t.co/pQIZzguhqC

"this meant restricting the ability for some members of the community to say whatever they want." http://t.co/mD40uMcuNe

Saw my first abusive DOTA2 match. So I wrote an angry blog entry decrying DOTA2. No just kidding I reported it and moved on.

When told a building is pre-war, ask which war.

the T&A contortionism I referred to in my previous tweet, http://t.co/klh8v9eobF and today I see http://t.co/rgB79aPAH8 :p

ever since that "attractive woman always contorted in artwork so both T&A visible" meme was parodied, I see it everywhere :(

emblazoned with Planned Parenthood's new slogan, "No Life Is Sacred." http://t.co/i0EKqGqcpm

every Call of Duty multiplayer youtube video ever http://t.co/NJ2t5CKHQQ

Short documentary about the Internet Archive: featuring Brewster Kahle, hero of the Internet   http://t.co/bYet099CpA

Would you like a contract gig helping make @discourse more awesome for Greenheart Games? Of course you would! http://t.co/I16lx0vHXV

Study Finds Every Style Of Parenting Produces Disturbed, Miserable Adults http://t.co/CZMMwCnHSV

"Play the new Plants vs. Zombies game!" YEAH!!! "...on Facebook". BOO.

@codinghorror http://t.co/V5FDc36cU0

We had to outlaw pull requests consisting of *only* code style changes on @discourse. Who's with me?

Why ‘Turn the Beat Around’ rules: 1) Flute solo! 2) Only song to use “syncopated rhythm” as a lyric 3) No actual way to turn …

My first E3 announce: Nintendo says "just kidding" about the Wii U & announces a real console. Reggie: "LOL some of you act…

Strangers kindly answering questions on faith, doctrine & Christianity. @StackExchange is how the web can be! http://t.co/MFA…

Gawker tries Soylent.. as expected, does not end well http://t.co/90AA08RO7o

"His goal was business for the sake of business." Which is why I say, find what makes you angry, then go fix it. http://t.co/d0VAHn1nf3

Got any good handjobs lately? http://t.co/MqTQkDNpZE

Artisanal High Fructose Corn Syrup http://t.co/vLQjWw5DMk

Last chance! Do you run or manage forums? Interested in attending ForumCon as my guest in SF in 2 wks? http://t.co/C65HENNKWa email me if so

Grumpy Cat has joined the elite ranks of those w. a @WSJ hedcut: http://t.co/HR3t2f7FAg http://t.co/jeS8oKoqXT

@siracusa did you read the story about Justine Batemen getting a CS degree? None of my coworkers know who she is.

Mark Shuttleworth closes bug #1 on Ubuntu "Microsoft has a majority market share" https://t.co/RgTPxnApBE

the problem with these MOBA 4vs4 games (Dota2, LoL, SMNC) is that if anyone drops the game is 95% ruined. Like sports with players missing.

I am really pro-Glass but I cannot emphasize enough we are in the Apple Newton era of this stuff. Maybe even earlier.

OK GLASS, lemon party. {cut to picture of man frantically removing glasses}

"If Glass is “on” and anyone near you says “OK Glass,” they can control what you see, take a picture, etc" hee

playing with https://t.co/PxFTpttUTC for "it just works" SMTP mail delivery. Slick, and generous free plan! Any others of interest?

Do you run or manage forums? Interested in attending ForumCon as my guest in SF this year? http://t.co/C65HENNKWa email me if so.

"Loooving youuuu... is difficult because you're not beau-ti-fuuuul..."

"Insurance companies no longer dictate how much he charges." http://t.co/O0YH10eXud

The new Ember.js Getting Started Guide walks you through the process of building an app from start to finish: http://t.co/v7iL…

You've been one before, you've needed one before. http://t.co/cre8DU4X6h

OMG, the original Neverhood team is funding a new stop-motion adventure game on Kickstarter. http://t.co/LeOgjAdTeY Such a …

Hey, 100k followers! The bad news is that 98,000 of them are bots -- never trust robots. http://t.co/bWq9Wc8Zhk

Goodbye cruel world http://t.co/TpDbXtsG22

Screenshots of despair http://t.co/Y23fyYTssm

I’m at Dads-On-iPhones Playground (Park Slope, NY) w/ 6 others. Apparently.

20 jokes hidden in Arrested Development http://t.co/3KkzUxwVIU

@Zhi_Tech it's a great *movie*, but a really shitty game. The story is good. I just wanted to get through it faster without wasting my time.

@Zhi_Tech I played ep 1 and some of ep 2, then decided it was faster to just watch the youtube playthroughs, so I could FF

The best "game" of 2012 was a barely interactive movie? OK then. http://t.co/Mp6yHemJtW

I decided that Telltale Walking Dead game is less fun than just watching someone else play it on YouTube. Or reading a recap.

@secboffin @codinghorror I’d tell you a UDP joke, but I’m not sure you’d get it

I had written Hitman: Absolution off because of the silly killer nuns, but it's a surprisingly great stealth game. http://t.co/fRtLef4m1Z

Like many geeks, I was a shadow in high school. But I've leveled up since then. Don't make me use my ultimate!

This was so hard to read, and as a parent of a toddler you are 2 minutes from this happening all day every day. http://t.co/GGM8lGxELS

Don't negate. Don't escalate. "Yes, and.."

"Freeze-dried ice cream was on the Apollo 7 menu but apparently the astronauts hated it so much that it never made it on future missions."

Evolution: it works, bitches. http://t.co/gEGKFfAybs

Two recovering addicts post photos to Reddit, one male and one female. Let's see how the community responds! http://t.co/gGgS…

Wherein I recommend my "Good Things" http://t.co/57g8dkIi1j

Poems from Google's autocomplete: http://t.co/fNhvmTW0iU

one of those "beatings will continue until morale improves" days, except with extra beatings

.@codinghorror fuzzy wuzzy bear/fuzzy wuzzy had no hair/fuzzy wuzzy not very fuzzy

A proposed form of English that omits the verb "to be" http://t.co/QNVryRkLLN

so apparently K-Mart is heavily into the verbal pun thing now http://t.co/5U0xbotkSB and http://t.co/kLeAQbB0Bp

@howtogeek on which planet does it RAIN CHOCOLATE? http://t.co/8L6FvRRmAu

HUZZAH! Props to @Fellwater who delivered on his promise of a college Creative Commons Logic & Critical Thinking book http…

Pending feature: instead of "like", @discourse will offer 'hat-tilt', 'mustache twirl', and 'monocle pop' buttons

Lots of wonderful playing cards. http://t.co/UNUpL1zRpi

Some asm.js background and benchmarks http://t.co/KF5eATW4pg

And now, a dramatic reading of the GTA 5 YouTube comments http://t.co/zd5B9502j9

New @rubyrogues Episode 106: Discourse with Jeff Atwood! Check it out: http://t.co/m10bFpAROC cc/ @codinghorror

Both @codinghorror & I independently had the same thought yesterday: parenting a 4yo is like being in a neverending improv sk…

Hey guys I created this viral video, it's about Hitler being angry about the fall of Berlin in World War II. Enjoy. http://t.co/sVezSW5e6B

It's pronounced Jif® #Jif #GIF http://t.co/zJl0QMSdYS

Amazon should offer "xtra-frustration" packaging for a fee. Something like a Saw XVII trap package, open at your own peril.

If that's too many to look at, trust me, go with this one: http://t.co/JD7OO4S8ae

oh, Bing. http://t.co/akkmnNEUeo