Clever, GMail lets you tell "contacts" their email is compromised with a single click. http://t.co/vMNCFTWQPp

What the hell have you built. http://t.co/Tq7ktgDWzD

Nothing like setting aside time for freeform, unstructured play with your children to discover that you suck at freeform, unstructured play

Ever feel like video game writing lacked sufficient references to women's breasts? You're in luck! http://t.co/xnqfHofpfD

Having done a bit of it, the shipping and fulfillment and logistics part of Kickstarter scares the crap out of me: http://t.co/bvX4YxY5Zi

I was telling the dog she was my #1 lady. Wife objected. Told her she was #0 and tried to explain how programmers start fr…

"I could be living in a palace petting a phoenix by now." Snowden Q&A hitting all the right notes. Kudos.

Window at vet hospital engraved with a Gandhi quote. In comic sans. So I imagine Gandhi in a clown suit, calliope music, juggling balls.

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD .. kitchens http://t.co/oJkxqHHJOK

Previous 13" MacBook Air battery life: 5 hours, 34 minutes. Haswell 13" MacBook Air battery life: 13 hours, 29 minutes. Per The Verge.

Elvis Costello was wrong. Peace, love, and understanding aren't so much funny as just plain boring.

AngularJS vs. Ember: it's not even close http://t.co/gGcpki8vyf

Five interesting anti piracy techniques: http://t.co/ncvYoPIZYf

Parenting is 10% patience and 90% what the hell did I just step on. It's so true.

Coolest. Thing. Ever. Scientists re-discover the lost formula of Roman Concrete and it kicks our concrete's ass. http:…

got this in the bag http://t.co/OG2Zz9AE96

"In Smith vs. Maryland 1979, the Supreme Court found people have no reasonable expectation of privacy when it comes to phone-call metadata"

Been using #stackoverflow more lately, so I wrote a little guide: The Smart Guide to Stack Overflow: Zero to Hero: http://t…

wow, $89.99 for "early access" to Planetary Annihilation on Steam. That's.. pinteresting.

@GoheX they are catching up with the new x86 consoles in Xbone and PS4!

I didn't think I was this much of a graphics snob, but Dishonored is very.. early PS3 game.. in its graphics. So blocky.

We've had so many problems with http://t.co/4MViXMknpz -- poor resolution to persistent issues, not recommended.

It's almost unfair to parody a song that's damn near a parody itself. One of my favorites. http://t.co/u2zYiI97J1

@rohannes @rubyrogues Yoda! http://t.co/LQB9rStXTL

LadyBits SF Launch Party invitation. "If this gon' be that kind of party..." http://t.co/FiUjhuYBE3

Our official Discourse install guide for Ubuntu Server now has a video: feedback welcome! http://t.co/CXRvodG4xF

Are we just about done with the "Pony" thing? Yeah? No? Not even close? Gonna be at least another decade? Awesome.

no one ever expects the http://t.co/U8iqqlaPJl

"I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice pile-drive to the face.. or a punch to the face. But you cannot do it." http://t.co/4G4CNSPfvD

The Kinks. Definitely The Kinks. http://t.co/s5PW1HymMN

When you wish upon a star Makes no difference who you are It's a ball of gas and fire It can't hear you.

So, I really need a couple more people involved with the JSMESS project. We can do this! Please help, if you can, devs. Blow…

Every time I see an account with "PR" in the title I assume it's a parody account now.

So maybe NSA affair is closer to James Madison: "No nation can preserve its freedom in the midst of continual warfare…

no

Every time someone says "over the top" I challenge that person to arm wrestle because http://t.co/0JDQvxOJcS

Curated, crowd-funded t-shirt community for designers https://t.co/bob09mWtdU

Teen Titans Go is such manic random awesomeness. http://t.co/AEz74YyPNA

@loydcase so it's OK to have a 220 TDP GPU, but not a CPU?

The Mac/Darth Pro is indeed cool, but it also smacks of "can we turn an art project into a computer?" form over function-osity

whenever @anildash tweets, I imagine him typing away on a computer somewhere while this is playing in the background http://t.co/XixKIllATh

consulting with a specalist veterinary surgeon, x-rays and blood work, $750. I suspect it'd be $7,500 for same stuff on a human being?

Eschew hyperverbosity and prolixity!

"I found success because I wrote for the love of writing" http://t.co/kDo2eWIu0W

Easy Tomato for your router looks interesting http://t.co/MDEVbI9BWQ

Sony is definitely doing Yet Another Console better than MS at this point, I'm just not convinced that is what it takes to win.

XBONE http://t.co/6BFOgdOcbA

I am continually appalled at the sound quality of voice calls on my cell phone. Consistently below "crappy low-bandwidth Skype connection".

We wanted a revolution, what we got was icons on a damn background.

I have a little mangasm every time I realize Omar Little is one of the key characters in Battlefield 4 single player trailers

Don't be all angsty @jzy because I once bought you a http://t.co/KZgTIGkMNh t-shirt

I don't know how many people will get this Watchmen joke but OMG GOLD http://t.co/L0Xp4PNULR

Omg look at this shirt @jarrod_dixon sent me http://t.co/VR60gJbQO7

You know, Apple has the cash on hand to engineer new cat breeds.

OS X Mavericks is a codename worthy of Microsoft. That's not a compliment.

Titanium spork obtained. I can finally cross that off my bucket list now. https://t.co/5uJMORVYp6

"I'll stay in Hong Kong, they have a spirited commitment to free speech and the right of political dissent." Oops http://t.co/Gz2gY9Gd2Z

Share my greatest failure? I have never failed at anything, unfortunately FOR YOU

Congratulations analy! For context, see @swistle comments here http://t.co/ColqSODhaU http://t.co/kOJQssRvo2

We should all be regularly donating to the EFF anyway https://t.co/CwMXdA31eZ

Can all your moral privacy outrage slacktivism and just donate to the damn EFF already

Think of the biggest asshole you've ever had the displeasure of knowing. That person is loved unconditionally by their parents, forever.

Sixty percent improvement in Haswell laptop light web browse times http://t.co/84Ub8ehbxV

so here’s my take on what’s really wrong with JavaScript. The obvious stuff

@codinghorror or, hoping that publicity will keep them safer than (nonexistent) anonymity. Which makes sense if you think a…

we should be celebrating whistleblowers not having them fear for their lives http://t.co/RM2zGOhmKA

I am embarrassed that I even bought any Nerf products before finding the magical search phrase "nerf lot" on eBay

You guys, voxel panties, I'm just saying http://t.co/97aWtruBmW

The TL;DR web is becoming the TL;DW video web.

You know what turns out to be shockingly helpful on a tablet? Cursor left and right buttons. Use all the time.

@dozba based on what? The discredited WaPo article? http://t.co/9KMdUvDefe

It's come to something when one has to rely on @ZDNet over @washingtonpost for fact-checking and journalism: http://t.co/HoG…

Pay what you want for Serious Sam 3 and the HD remakes of 1 and 2. Great game. http://t.co/zXvAKPxYw6

Announcing Session 320: “Using Siri’s API Poo Rake Your Map More Youthful”

Good article on Edward Tufte's "Slopegraphs". Comparisons of different examples in the wild. http://t.co/4IdqpIByW1

When I go to the Washington Post to learn about gov data tracking, I'm hit by *fifty* commercial data trackers. http://t.co/…

What I learned from PRISM I already knew from my phreaker days: never trust telcos.

I have now learned that dogs in pantyhose is a thing. Friday complete. http://t.co/QUtyuX0FCy

Look, all I'm saying is, pantyhose are really comfortable. YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

"I'm making the transition to derp-ops"

Is there anything worse than podcast intro/outro music? Hint: No

"The [1995 L'Eggs Community] discussion boards quickly became dominated by men who enjoyed wearing pantyhose"

Game concept: central theme of gameplay is griefing and paranoia. You never know if teammates are secretly on the opposing team.

Smart> Posting @codinghorror 's keynote from #FILive. Not smart> Forgetting to make it public on YouTube. Fixed now: h…

"I hate to post on the ubuntu forums." http://t.co/KhlTNkLp38

Omni, A Multidirectional Treadmill For Immersive Virtual Reality Gaming http://t.co/1QEWK4nKUp

County fair food aka "what they gonna fry up this year?" gets more extreme every year http://t.co/ECk5oN1eBJ

upgrade complete, boots fine, now waiting 12 minutes for the asus download for the Intel ethernet drivers to complete :(

before I do this Sandy Bridge -> Haswell I say my traditional prayer to the patron saint of upgrades, Upgrayedd http://t.co/vrYNmv7L70

"All things are poison, and nothing is without poison; only the dose permits something not to be poisonous." http://t.co/3pOlksRIeg

"The worst part of having kids is having them grow into sentience, start using the Internet and discover memes." via @gknauss

I really hated other religions until I read your "coexist" bumper sticker.

Collectors editions are a ripoff but.. dubstep gun tempts. http://t.co/pSl6Q0uqx8

@codinghorror true fact - if you cut a notch in the side of your USB drive it doubles the storage.

Headed to CVS soon. Bringing my own air horn and gun for flavor. #bangers

does anyone know if the "write protect" switches on USB drives actually work? http://t.co/hBawJQbrjn

"It's like you live on the moon and eat stars while my skills make me an unimportant leaf bug in a forest no one has heard of."

5 Tips to Improve Your Writing Online http://t.co/9p4Bs7eY4D

@geoist @samsaffron we think so yes, thank you! Just beginning though...

Slowly realizing how much I've come to dislike Reddit as a 'brand' because of the violentacrez and child porn incidents. :(