@established1969 I would recommend kicking this particular person in the balls. That's just me though.

the top 10 most controversial Wikipedia articles: http://t.co/I4Wtv8kIKG

These moves do not look so simple to me: http://t.co/ujiTXhsrzo

Altair 8800 clone, sold at original 1976 pricing. http://t.co/jBlb1K0zYI

@codinghorror http://t.co/LueZOKWRVq?

I always thought "be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle" was saccharine BS until I had 3 children. Now it's full-on war.

First world problem: buy game during Steam Sale at 50% off, a few hours later it goes on sale for 75% off.

"PHP" + "security" = Lifetime Employment Act http://t.co/01dGmhmUkZ

This beat seems really familiar.. http://t.co/qQMSDfrk40

How can I automate the hacking minigame? http://t.co/AdY1OhynK0 #falloutnewvegas

@dozba dunno ask this guy http://t.co/9yLgSfX476

how can you not be a @questlove fan? http://t.co/hPViXlwR7V

"Basically every facet of this budget is unachievable." http://t.co/14X4UVQFqQ

"people who study disasters say that all natural disasters are really cultural ones" http://t.co/SbdH2jlTVq

Dr. Carmella's Guide to Understanding the Introverted! http://t.co/teahK1eXWy

"..the fact that [stand your ground] is cited in the instructions to the jury." http://t.co/UMHzXxueSH

sometimes I think maybe I'll run away from it all, travel to a distant land and become a Juggalo

At about 33 seconds, this is what I imagine it's like at the @gknauss house every day. http://t.co/YResBckv2Y

Never seen this bathroom tokens thing before. http://t.co/G0ADwLvjqY

The 4 stages of life: 1.You believe in Santa Claus 2.You don't believe in Santa Claus 3.You are Santa Clause 4.You look l…

Blogged: Choosing an open source license should not be scary. https://t.co/GSRI6bS3Kt

We need to change these Stand Your Ground laws. Or more accurately rename them to Shoot The Colored Folk.

I'm guilty of #6. http://t.co/iGCa47N9kR

Free Leonard Peltier or this sign gets it! http://t.co/CJXDNewODw

@dozba one of the few things my dad did with me that I always hated

@dozba including fishing

@howtogeek tiny screen, tiny battery are the downsides. But perf is good. Just no choice of form factor, ever.

@howtogeek yeah tiny jewelphone ain't gonna do that for you either. Looks great in a small purse though.

@howtogeek not recommended, I can't wait to switch off iPhone, screen size just too small. Waiting for android 5

Blackhat should replace General Alexander's keynote (NSA Director) with a keynote by Snowden via Skype. It would be much …

Thinking about crowdfunding to advance the Markdown standard, we have decisions but nobody with time to make a reference implementation, etc

"I recorded the love theme from The Three Musketeers with Bryan Adams and Rod Stewart, for Christ's sake." http://t.co/FYb7y3wbg7

It's official: we live in a Post PC World http://t.co/80Zt5ssCrj

Holy crap. people are buying the documentary and emptying out the stock! http://t.co/BQ9NucrmES

It clicks the listicle, or it gets the hose again.

10 listicles you can't wait to click on http://t.co/i3bekxoTmZ

Viscera Cleanup Detail: because when Halo is over, a new breed of hero is called in.. to clean up. http://t.co/9nSofamP4s

Now maybe you finally understand why all your Exes Live In Texas.

I would like to take you ALL to the prom, but that is unfortunately not practical at this time. Use the email link, I will respond, promise!

So far at @discourse we have two great early partners. Who will be the third? http://t.co/6qiipRpbmK

I keep reading about these amazing designers who live perfect minimalist lives. Three kids will mess your shit up I'll tell you th…

That NSA vs. USA animated GIF is quite crap compared to the original video of it: http://t.co/cR8mL64n2d

if anyone else has any additional young reader (4,5) comics recommendations, let me know: http://t.co/fDdJDwocvM

oh, KTVU. http://t.co/abj4w4wFGi

99 problems, illustrated http://t.co/8sX6CNKt4P

Food for thought: GMail uses flat mode exclusively for email chains, and everyone loves it. Proves threading lost: http://t.co/osEojkMMd3

You know @jearle brings up a good point. Whatever happened to good old post-nuclear wasteland apocalypse? Now it's all zombies all the time.

Sometimes I realize there can never really be a zombie apocalypse, and I am slightly disappointed. http://t.co/mUSrFNzGKj

You're under arrest for being an island bummer! http://t.co/Z69TDSJs1V

scale model of Scrooge McDuck's money bin http://t.co/cb1hSKAz2y

@howtogeek I know, I've unfriended you in real life like fifty times and you keep on popping up

Introducing an early reader to comics -- recommendations? http://t.co/znesCPMoQW

Sure, half the time you die in a haunted amusement park, but that's the price of choosing your own adventure.

@ataraxia_status LW9LKFRMYPR7

(N)on-(E)xpanding (R)ecreational (F)oam

Atwood's Law demands that you write JavaScript on your iPad: http://t.co/2XG4dUDgZl -- I have 3 redeem codes, first replies get them!

This will probably be me in 10 years. Actually, let's be realistic here, 2 years. http://t.co/3ZPgKyE6Pp

I see that medium has annotations now. Is it just me, or are annotations always horrible for discussion? https://t.co/4VMfpTYh3r

OK, so the rifled Nerf Retaliator barrel is actually ... statistically more accurate. This is hilarious.

A Statistical Analysis of Nerf Blasters and Darts http://t.co/bXtHbHzOol

"Over the years, Jablonski’s blaster work has made him to Nerf what Jony Ive is to Apple." http://t.co/GcvOIwYqCw

OMG NERF YOU GUYYYS http://t.co/hj56uTbOcX

Amazing art from recycled comic books http://t.co/zx7eTKj38Z

Motorcyclist delivers accidentally forgotten coffee to surprised driver. This is great. https://t.co/z6rNymCooi

"Mona’s, the first openly lesbian club, began in a basement in San Francisco’s North Beach district in 1936" http://t.co/OpRx3c3u5l

Video: Wow. So, so much awesomeness in these Kanye quotes. http://t.co/DdVefvx35Y

Tablets: winning. (via @Carnage4Life ) http://t.co/V0ayQng90o

I was just thinking about SOAP. The S was supposed to stand for "Simple." My God.

@dozba START PACKIN YOUR SHIT

"The first problem is that 10x more people think that they are 10xers than actually are" http://t.co/ZiRpsqTwlI

I now realize that vaginas are dangerously unregulated, and frankly, a menace to public safety.

The reason why deaf people don't achoo when they sneeze http://t.co/pSma62Otuk

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways it's someone else's fault.

Mailing lists are a primary target for @discourse because the only thing worse than a mailing list, UI-wise, is getting kicked in the balls.

@BoobsRadley @kevinmontrose I doubt even a caveman uses voicemail instead of texts these days

get 18 great e-books including mine for $25. http://t.co/mYmPSWr66c

@codinghorror @zeeg when I used to work there I'd tell people I worked at a company that did team building through olympic sp…

Man, you post a tweet with the words "child molester" in it and NOBODY retweets it. Jerks.

@mblake_atl protip: everyone

I know Disqus is probably pronounced "discuss" but I like to pronounce it https://t.co/5aM7KPt8Tc

You chose a child molester's jam! http://t.co/Tf98jJim1e

Rachel Bloom is a really big Ray Bradbury fan. Maybe too big. I'm just saying. http://t.co/IMA0I0Z57l

"This contest is only for hardcore fans with hardcore catass levels of commitment." https://t.co/sK6rTEIeTT

5 Ways to Spot a Problem Employee. #1: Wears Actual Crown to Work http://t.co/yioIiSkahv

"Most rings were iron, but one or two per ride were made of brass" http://t.co/jUqw9grLvF

As @hotdogsladies so aptly said, "Th(ese) stupid bab(ies) (are) making me into an emotional pussy". SO MANY FEELS

"I am prouder of that tweet than anything I've ever done in my life.. you guys have your children, I have those 140 chars."

fry all the things http://t.co/0RiRilyLgt

Had a statistics aggregation question… 1 Google search and a visit to @StackExchange later and BAM! Have the answer! http:…

Inside-outside equilibrium day is a big deal for human babies. They come out wayyy too early. But they have to: giant heads! Sorry ladies.

One big problem with this post: babies are really not interesting, IMHO, until minimum 9 months outside the womb. https://t.co/qAXrmDqUjN

"Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range." "Hey, just what you see, pal!" http://t.co/w0ZZkbtt9d

You guys. Shit just got, like, so real in FarmVille. http://t.co/79YA12BzRH

@jarrod_dixon A/C should be number one on the Joel Test.

When a Listserve email begins with "I am 21, and.." I'm just gonna start deleting it immediately. Unless they are mathematicians.

I had almost forgotten how stressful the day I proposed marriage was. You think no is scary, but what you're really afraid of is yes.

"Taking the edge off": the pleasant recognition that somebody else is saying or doing something stupid and you don't care.

Outside graphic isn't as good as it used to be. http://t.co/TrhErGu2c1

Blogged: Announcing http://t.co/yNPIp8ditw http://t.co/NRzgS7sM1m

The sweetest two words in the English language: "DRM Removed". http://t.co/R10eFO8Cl2